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HI EVERYONE I had a dream with Maruki in it though he was only present for a couple of seconds. So I am going to share a small portion of the dream before Maruki’s part.
So like… I think me and the investigation team were trying to build something in Minecraft, but we needed more help, so I called up Adachi and asked for his help. But, to get him over here faster, I called posing as Dojima. Like, spoke in his mannerisms, spoke in a (very bad) Dojima impression, that kind of stuff. And by the time he got to where we were he was breathless, very clearly rushed himself to get ready so he wouldn’t piss off his boss, and he called me “Sir” without realizing I wasn’t Dojima. But then he DID realize, and he was pissed out of his mind at me. And then Maruki just suddenly shows up beside him and I actually screamed, idk if it was from surprise or excitement but I screamed. I guess he had come along with him? Maruki also said something but I can’t remember what it is. I guess he came along with Adachi to help.
And yeah. That’s it. I think I was happy cuz Adachi was in the style of the P4G animation and so was Maruki, and that made me register it as something like P5R got an anime adaption, which is something I personally really want because hfhf hfh y. f f. h y. Anime Maruki my beloved
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gobsnacc · 4 years
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The goblin Nextdoor - a dresden files open starter
I looked in the mirror and frowned. My ears were so big, my skin so weird looking. My hair a mess and teeth too sharp. Why did I have to be born this way? Why couldnt I be normal like the other children in her neighborhood. Why couldnt I look like the rest of them? Why!
A fist shatters the glass of the mirror.
I woke up in a cold sweat. My breath was heavy, brow wet, heart pounding. I shook my head to chase away the bad dreams. Stupid childhood fears coming back to haunt me in my sleep. I was no longer that little girl, not in age anyway. I was now 24. A woman. I crawl from my sleep nest in the closet and yawn. Six am. Time to wash, dress and go to work at the local pet rescue center. I shambled slowly towards my bathroom, thick tufted tail dragging on the floor behind me.
The shower was warm and helped me wake up. I brushed my teeth in the shower to save time, hopped out, towled off and blowdried my light brown hair. Then braided it into twin braids, did my makeup and left to pick an outfit.
The place I worked didnt mind what I wore so long as it wasnt super obscene. So I donned a pair of flared jeans, a tight crop top that read “cereal killer” and showed a picture of a bowl of cereal that had been stabbed, some gold jewlery and a pair of flip flops. Then tied my work apron on over that. It was green and red “Happy paws pet adoption center” and “hello my name is Svetza. Now dressed i could attent to the forever rumbling stomach of mine.
For such a small woman, I could really pack it away. It was my metabolism. While I dont know much about my kind, what I do know is that im hyper and have to do things or i go stir crazy. I eat alot because im always moving and doing. Breakfast for me consisted of bacon, sausage, eggs, waffles, toast, milk, water, juice. Huge for a normal person but for me it was nothing.
Seven o’clock, breakfast finished.
Seven thirty, eaten. Gone to the bathroom, bags packed and time to put on a glamor.
Oh yeah, im also a wizard! I do magic spells and fight monsters and save people! Its a thankless job and the pay isnt great which is why i work two other jobs and do some online stuff on the side. But, its what i love doing. I have the power to help, so i do. Its as simple as that.
I sigh and wave my hands and whisper a word.
“Glamourus.” And with a wisper of power my green skin, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, tail, and ears fade away into tan coloured skin with brown eyes, flat teeth, and round ears. I look...human. Normal. Like everyone else in my neighborhood. I sling my bigger on the inside backpack onto my back. Its a magical girl style backpack, pink with little white angel wings and a plastic see theough front pouch shapped like a heart. Its my wizards bag! Holds all my magical goodies as well as my regular things like wallet, keys, cellphone and shellphone, lipgloss, chapstic, hairbrush, snacks, music player and earphones. Ya know, everyday shit.
Ready as Ill ever be, I step out into the morning light and stroll casually down the streets of Chicago to work.
My name is Svetza Ouijew, jewish Goblin wizard, and im just a more or less regular girl doing what she can in a world growing more dangerous and crazy by the day.
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pinktatertots99 · 4 years
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id love to see your original writing :D
jkhdsfkjhfkjsf oh god. alright i’ll give y’all what a pilot for one of my works would be: apartment 134
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scene: (a large array of two story white houses line down a road. a young girl with long white hair that reaches her waist, poofy short sleeved yellow dressed with pastel colored blue and purple dots, matching short yellow boots is walking down the crosswalk. big black eyes that are covered half by her bowl cut bangs look rather neutral faced as she carries a plastic grocery bag to a building with numbers “134″ on it.)
scene:(stepping up the three steps bella opens the door and slams it shut, causing the 1 to fall down and leave the numbers as “34″)
bella:(hand on the door staring at it, closes her eyes and sighs.)
???:”welcome home bella.”
bella:(screams loudly, jumping causing the bag to fall to the floor and oranges popping out. catching her breath she slowly looks to the oranges and growls) “ya bloody fuckwits ya nearly gave me a heart attack!”
(three japanese characters, a tall girl with long black hair in a pink and black polka dotted tie keeping her hair in a ponytail. a boy with short black hair and a green beanie cap, and another girl that looks like the first girl who is smaller all stare at her with almost soulless eyes in their matching black tank tops, baggy pants and hard boots. in order their kelly, andy, and casey.)
kelly:”we.”
andy:”do.”
casey:”apologize.”
all three:”bella.”
(all three bow in unisom as bella rolls her eyes.)
bella:”just…uuugh just help me with the bleedin oranges we ain’t got much time!”
(all three go picking them up and heading for the kitchen. kelly slices them, andy peels some, casey unfolds some slices, and bella is squeezing juice out of one them as the door slams open.)
???:”we’re baaaaaack!!!”
(coming out of the front door is a short haired young brunette’d blue eyed man with in a white tank top, denim shorts and black work boots. this is brett; and a short blond haired brown eyed man with a yellow tank top with a black horizonel stripe on it, black pants and brown shoes and a black barret with two red hearts on it; this is buzz)
bella:”oh for fucks sakes where the hell you’ve been?!”
brett:”treating ourselves duh.”
buzz:”aaaand gettin numbers~.”
bella:”which one actually got numbers?”
both:”me.”
bella:”which one got numbers by a man?”
brett:”me!”
buzz:”oh fuck you bell’s.”
bella:”bleck, find someone inta that first ya wanka.”
(buzz blushes as brett laughs while bella leaves the kitchen)
bella:”fuckin ‘ell i forgot somethin! (rushes up the many stares that leads to the door closest to the set) you two help the trip-ets we got our landlord comin today!”
both:”why didn’t you tell us earlier!?” (neither get a reply as bella slams the door).
(in her plain room she walks back and fourth nervously, after the third time a female demon appears. eyes blue with the left one being lighter. short choppy brown hair. a tattered light green tank top and dark blue tattered skirt, red high heels and matching red belt and red collar with yellow studs accessorize on her as she levitates in the air watching with a smirk.)
tak:”hiiiii blue beeells~.”
bella:”can it. did any of the delivery imps come by?”
tak:”awww your not fun with lingering things out.”
bella:”tak i swear ta-”
tak:”anyone honestly. but no not yet.”
(once she said that a tiny chubby and purple imp popped to the two in a small puff of smoke.)
imp:”ahem. here for a…bella blair borislav brunhilde.”
bella:”yeah yeah big guy what did he say?”
imp:”gee nice meeting you too. anyways, “to the newest heir of hell’s thrown. i, beezlebub satan, have decided…to stay longer on my thrown until my death or retirement. thank you you will still be on hold till future notice.” “
(once the imp finished it exploded in dust and tiny slowly falling pieces. bella stared wide eyed with a bit of blood blown on her face as tak took the tiny spleen wrapping it around her finger)
tak:”poor things, once their messanger job is done they just pop like cute little balloons~. wonder if i can make jewlery outta these?” (as she talks bella fumes more and more angry.)
bella:”OH FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!!!”
(the entire house shakes outside. inside it also shakes as brett and buzz have plates of orange slices on platters.)
brett:”…didn’t get into hell?”
buzz:”didn’t get into hell.”
brett:”well on the brightside we might be if we don’t finish this.”
(both go back to the kitchen as bella slams the door open, wiping her face with a towel as tak follows her still floating)
tak:”daawww c’mon bell’s your so gwumpy.”
bella:”for all me years and all the bleedin souls i had-ta find i expected BETTA from that stinkin rula!!”
tak:”least ya can do whatever you want, and do whoever you want~.”
bella:”this is why i regret eva summonin ya ya mistake.”
casey:”bella.”
(both look to find casey with a scroll.)
casey:”this came in the mail for you.”
bella:”oh for fuck sakes. (snatches it and opens it) …oh bloody satan.”
tak:”wha?”
bella:”it’s cursed.”
tak:”how could you tell?”
bella:”that depen’s is the ghost ninja an ol’ fling of your’s?”
(all the residents looked to find a see through ghost ninja staring at them, withdrawing a katana and rushing to the closest brett. using the platter as a shield he quickly moves to slice it’s head in two)
brett:”hah!”
ninja:(forms into two)
brett:”oh…”
(both go to attack, only for casey to withdraw two nine milimeter guns to shoot them. causing an increase only to shoot more till the whole room is filled with them with the small group huddled at the stair case.)
bella:”alright, any other bright ideas!?”
buzz:”hmmmmmmmm-”
(all rush up the stairs with kelly taking buzz by the collar as the ninja ghosts chase them to bella’s room. once all in bella puts salt infront of the door from her pockets. brett rushes to the window and pours some that’s right next to it. soon they all sit catching their breaths.)
bella:”that…was rhetorical…ya dumb blonde.”
buzz:”wwell what do we do?!”
bella:”it’s a curse from the bloody map.”
brett:”can’t you burn it?!”
bella:”it’s chain mail dumbarse! ya can’t burn chainmail!”
tak:”soooo what do we do? can i fuck em to afterlife?”
bella:”mean, be a good distraction cause i’m shit at japanese. (squinting her eyes to read) something something solider something something souls-”
andy:”(reading the scroll) this scroll contains the unsatisfied souls of ninety nine royal ninja solders. they will attack and increase with each critical hit till all of them come out. the only way to take care of this is to take out three solders. the solder with the golden bracelet, the luitennet’s green tied ponytail, and the lead general’s red earring.”
bella:”…and this is why i have three of ya. (pulls out a handle only for a sword’s blade to magically come out) ready ya lot?”
buzz:”(pulls a small knife from his boot) born ready baby!”
buzz:(catches a nine revolver from casey as she busy’s arming herself with a sniper rival)”man, i’m still not good at this guys!”
tak:”(her hands slowly turn into red sharp claws) keep by me sugar, i’ve been needing this for a hella long time~.”
bella:”rememba, gold bracelet, green tie, red earring. (opens the door as they all run out screaming)”
(swiftly brett keeps some ghosts from hitting him, using his small knife as a sword. looking around he spots a ninja with a golden bracelet.) brett:”over there!”
casey:(shoots him down with a sniper rifle, a decrease of 33 ghosts happens as kelly and andy busy protecting her with their own blades fighting off the other ghosts)
(continuing the battle tak sighs as her darker blue eye turns a shade of black with a red iris. her fangs growing out as her wings, horn and tail show themselves.) tak:”oh this is JUST what i needed~!” (taking off her heals she quickly took off the heel on both to show knives attatched. putting them back on she proceeds quickly slashing and slicing the other ghosts till she notices a ninja with a green hair tie.) “oh THERE you are pretty boy~!” (rushes away from them as she tackles him, a decrease ensues leaving only 33 left) “boooo, was hopin he’d stay longer~.”
bella:(slices more ninja’s that only come back as she snarls)”bloody things, first landowna, then satan, now ya is this supposed ta ruin my day!?” (quickly she notices one with a red earring closer to buzz) “OI VIRGIN SHOOT THE ONE NEXT TO YA!”
buzz:”first of all RUDE! second i can’t shoot!”
bella:”JUST PRETEND IT’S ME THEN!”
buzz:”but i like you!!!”
bella:”pretend it’s some bloody arse ya hate!”
buzz:(musters up an angry look as he aims the gun)”I WANTED TO GO WITH MOM YOU SELFISH DICK!” (shoots the gun at the final one, desimating all the ghosts as all of them sigh of relief)
(before anything can be said three of the apparations appear before the group as they regroup, bowing to them. in response the trip-ets bow, bella, brett and tak following with buzz forcefully bowing thanks to bella as the three go back into the scroll, magically tying it up.)
buzz:”so…we have to give that…to someone else now right?”
bella:”usually but this is a pretty hefty one. we can keep these kind for emergencies.”
buzz:”like?”
brett:”a relative?”
buzz:”oh…i call dibs!”
(the doorbell rung, all of them besides the trip-ets looked horrified as they noticed the disrepair of the slashed and bullet ridden house. quickly they all scrammed grabbing a dented platter and placing orange slices, orange juice and yogurt with oranges in it on it.)
bella(opens the door with a forced smile holding the platter):”hhey hi yes hello mista tree!”
(infront was a wealthy and weighted man with a bright blue tux with an orange undershirt and green tie, his hair balding only leaving a flip of orange hair on it and a full orange mustache as he glared down with orange brown eyes)
mr. tree:”bout time you lolly-gagging apricots! (takes a orange slice and eats it with the peal on) now you know the deal i have to see the- SWEET CORAL CARROTS! (he sees the damage inside)”
bella:”…ehehe uhm…riight well i mean we can fix this just uh-”
mr. tree:”YOU KIDS AND YOUR REBEL ROUHSING I’M KICKING YOU OUT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!”
(all looked horrified except the trip-et’s who looked neutral. tak hummed and groaned as she became visible to him, floating closely to him as her eye’s turned a lustful pink color.)
tak:”you don’t wanna do that~.”
mr. tree:”I-…don’t…want to do that.”
tak:”you wanna do your wife instead~.”
mr. tree:”i…wanna do my wife…instead.”
tak:”good boy~. now have this~.” (smooching his head mister tree was put in more of a dream-like hypnosis daze.)
mr tree:”misses tree…your wearing an orange one piece…made of actual oranges? …god i’m hungry~.”
tak:(flicks his head into a portal and slamming the door shut)”that should lead him back home….i think.”
bella:”long as we get this shit cleaned up before next inspection.”
buzz:”awww noooow? we just got done taking on an army!”
bella:”yeah well i didn’t get to rule hell today so no one’s gonna be bloody happy! now pick up a broom and get sweepin ya trigger happy nut case.”
(they all groan save for the trip-ets as they all moved to clean. expanding out of the house the 1 from earlier magically turns back up.)
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