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slizz-and-grem · 10 months
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"Ball pythons don't like to climb"
"Ball pythons don't like UV"
"Ball pythons don't like basking/heat lamps"
Well bitch, this snake begs to fucking differ
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hi!!! i just came across your account and kind of fell in love with how you do your matchups, with adding little details that the requester wrote into your replies, and i just couldn't resist akjdhfkjashf soooo, could i get one for Bungo Stray Dogs, and another for Attack on Titan? :D
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: heterosexual
zodiac/MBTI: aquarius, INFP-T or INTP (really depends on my mood alkjdhfkjahdsf i've been mistaken for an extrovert, which makes sense - i like talking to people, i just get tired)
appearance: long, dark hair, ranging from a grade-a mess to oh-wait-that-actually-looks-really-nice. i'm half-japanese, half-caucasian, so...? also, 5'9 and slim (??? idk if that's the word, but i'll go with it!). i don't want to sound arrogant, but i like how i look, most of the time ^^
personality: i'm friendly and cheerful with pretty much everyone i meet, though i'm a bit awkward – like, i don't think i've met anyone that i straight up don't get along with, and i can befriend anyone if i have enough time XD i love my close friends very dearly, and my family and dog are some of the most important people in my life. my love languages are quality time and acts of service. like, "i WILL cook a meal for you if you're having a hard time and YOU WILL LIKE IT" kind of acts of service. i'd really like for physical affection to be one of my love languages – it looks so comfortable and nice – but i'm very guarded? physically and emotionally, so that's a problem XD i'm someone people share their struggles with, since i'm apparently a good listener and non-judgemental. i've also been told i make people comfortable. i like feeling useful and needed, so it's a bit like a symbiotic relationship akdjshaksjdf i make an active effort to be as genuine as i can, because i think that's really important. i'm very perceptive and analytical, alongside being a creative person. i like to think i'm pretty funny ;w; generally, i'll put up a front of being outgoing-ish to people, but my friends know that i get tired really easily, and i'll just sit there and zone out when i can XD i'm a bit neurotic, but that comes with being the eldest daughter <3 i get irritated when people aren't as efficient as i am, and i low key have no self-esteem, but oh well ;-; oh gosh i rambled i'm sorry T^T
likes: rain, cooking, producing music (like chill synth stuff) and listening to music, reading and writing hehe ((consumer and producer lmao)), roadtrips, rock climbing, drama (like, acting drama)
dislikes: conflict, drama (the gossip drama akjdfjksdhf), regret (weird thing to add, but i just really don't like the feeling ;-;), packed schedules
hobbies: archery, learning guitar, producing music and writing (again XD)
i really hope this isn't too much, length-wise ^^; i didn't want it to be too vague, then i got a bit carried away...anyway! i hope you're having/will have a good day!!
Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took so long. I hope you like your matchups!
In Bungo Stray Dogs, I match you with...
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Junichiro is a lot like you in the sense that he cares deeply about his friends and family and, while he can be awkward at times, he’s good at socialising and making friends.
Conflict is unavoidable at the Armed Detective Agency but Junichiro tires his best to keep it to a minimum, especially when you’re around.
Enjoys going on road trips with you. He likes being able to get away from work for a while, as well as spend quality time with you.
He’s quietly supportive of you, especially regarding your lack of self-esteem. Junichiro thinks you’re great and he wants you to know that.
At the same time, I feel like Junichiro struggles with self-confidence as well so you can support each other. It’s a long road building up self-confidence but you’re there for each other.
In Attack on Titan, I match you with...
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This was a close call between Jean and Connie but I think Jean would be a better fit for you. You just get along better.
If you thought Junichiro was supportive of you, Jean dials that up to the max. He cares about you so much that it almost hurts him knowing that you aren’t confident in yourself.
Jean would love cooking with you. He’s a huge fan of that domestic stuff so cooking with you while there’s some music playing in the background is one of his favourite things to do.
He finds you comforting, which is a big thing for him. Comfort is a rarity in the world of Attack on Titan and he’ll do what he can to make you feel comfortable as well.
I feel like Jean would enjoy rock climbing with you as well. He’s pretty fit so he can certainly keep up with you. It’s a good way of keeping fit and spending time with you.
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beeexx · 3 years
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Meet the Family
Carlos meets Gwyneth Strand for the first time. 
Set before 2x01, a missing scene. 
Word count: 13.3. Read on AO3. 
TK has spent the better part of the week in offices of higher ups, getting cleared for active duty again, which means he hasn’t had the time to see Carlos much at all. But he’s been looking forward to lunch together all week, and therefore, he spends the better part of it sending him looks that Carlos can read into however he wants to, but judging by the slightest tightening of his grip around the fork or how his foot keeps climbing higher up TK’s leg, almost unconsciously, he’s definitely thinking along similar lines as TK is.
Not that the lunch isn’t lovely and being in Carlos’ presence is making TK feel a little like a moth to the flame, Carlos’ undivided attention on him is unlike anything he’s ever experienced before, a little addictive for sure and TK knows all about what that’s like. But this is the good kind of high, the one leaving you with tingles all over, wide smiles that are real and butterflies in your chest.
But putting all the lovey dovey feelings he’s definitely experiencing aside, he’s also, and unashamedly so, a little horny and he hasn’t had sex in ages because of this stupid injury and Carlos’ stupid (and hot) caring side that refuses to give in to TK’s puppy dog eyes because strenious ativities are not yet approved by the doctor. Or they haven’t been, until now, so now he’s going to look at his boyfriend and put all kinds of images in his head that they can later on reenact in his bedroom. 
Yep TK is a genius. 
On the drive over to TK’s he can barely keep his hands to himself though, biting at his lip, hard to prevent himself from reaching out for Carlos and causing an accident, that would defeat the purpose of the car ride altogether, even though it’s really tempting. His house is closer and Owen is on a shift, yes TK double checked so the promise of an empty house and a whole afternoon to take advantage of, is making him feel extremely happy, butterflies in his stomach kind of happy, while he also has to remind himself that they’ll arrive soon and he doesn’t need to attach himself to Carlos just yet.
But it’s proving to be really hard, the anticipation in the air between getting harder and harder to ignore. 
Once they do make it to TK's house, he immediately pulls Carlos close, his patience all but gone now when they’re finally able to touch and Carlos seems to be in a similar position to him. He pulls TK closer, shifts a little so the angle TK is currently in allows him to rub perfectly up against Carlos’s crotch, the outline of his dick digging into the inside of TK’s thigh.
Yep he needs to get them inside now.
Carlos presses up against his back as TK tries to unlock the door, leaving kisses on the exposed skin, making goosebumps erupt all over TK’s body, making it even more difficult to focus on the task at hand. The door finally makes a triumphant click and TK turns, meeting Carlos’ hungry lips before he twists the door open, the both of them stumbling inside, hands never leaving each other. The door shuts and Carlos pushes TK up against it and finally TK thinks, kissing back with the vigor of a man who has not been kissed like this by his boyfriend for days. Carlos hands travel down to the hem of his shirt, ready to throw it off. He feels the slowburn of arousal in the pit of his stomach, making him shift on his feet.
There is a cough and clearing of someone’s throat that makes both TK and Carlos freeze up in each other’s arms. TK closes his eyes and leans his head on Carlos’ sturdy chest before he thinks ‘oh God no’. 
Carlos has gone rigid instead, one hand braced against the door in an awkward fashion, his eyes trained on the ground. TK looks up, blushes all over when he spots Gwyneth sitting by the kitchen island, smirk in place and looking way too comfortable that anyone in her position should have the right to be.
“Honey.” She says teasingly and TK groans and steps out from Carlos’ arms, putting some distance between them, but makes sure to keep close.
“Mom.” He says tightly. “I thought you were arriving on Thursday.”
“It is Thursday.” She says.
“What? Right, right…” He runs a hand through his hair, messing it up, feeling like the floor has been pulled out from underneath the ground, swallowing TK whole. Fuck why is this his life?
Carlos clears his throat a few times and finally turns around, fixing his shirt, eyes flitting nervously around the room before landing on his mom. Gwyneth smirks when he finally dares to meet her eyes.
“Carlos, it’s nice to meet you, I have heard a lot about you.” She smiles, all hard edges and shark like. For all of Owen’s faults, at least he has always been supportive, that cannot be said about his mother. Carlos gulps, clearly sensing that he might not be welcome. 
“Mom.” TK tries intervening but Gwyneth clicks her tongue at him, softening her smile slightly though.
“You really are like your dad aren’t you…” She mutters but she comes forward, chique pantsuit on, hair falling in long messy curls behind her back, light makeup on, looking way too put together for someone who has spent almost 4 hours on a plane should do. 
“Did TK tell you that this isn’t the first time this has happened by the way? I once walked in on him when he was maybe 16, it was his first boy -”
“Mom!” He interrupts, ears the colour of lobsters and he keeps shooting glances at Carlos who looks like he isn’t sure if he’s supposed to leave or not. 
“Mom.” He tries again, shooting her a reproachful glare and she bites her lip, eyes gleeful. But she sips her mouth shut.
“What are you doing here? How did you even get in?”
“Your dad picked me up from the airport and drove me here.”
“Right, and no one thought to tell me?”
“He said you’d be out for lunch with Carlos. I take it the plans changed.” TK groans.
“No those plans were intact, we just decided to come here for dessert.” It’s a terrible terrible joke to make and TK regrets it immediately because Carlos winces and his mother smirks, her quick mind already coming up with ten different ways to match that reply.
“Don’t.” He warns and she chuckles, holds her hands up, backing off. 
But she doesn’t stay placated for long, she never has, and she comes forward, smile intact but somehow managing to wear an expression of impassiveness as well, her eyes fixed on Carlos as she puts her hand forward for him to shake. He looks at it for a moment, obviously confused before he puts his hand in hers in a jerky movement. She shakes it, firmly but Carlos has pulled himself together enough to match it and she looks a little less hostile immediately.
“Carlos, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Gwyneth.” Their eyes meet, and her eyes are sharp and alert, probably already having categorised everything she’s gauged about Carlos’ down in her head, already started a mental list of hers. 
His mother’s sharpness and her uncanny ability to be too adept at reading a room, any room, has served her well in her professional life. It hasn’t served TK well at all, and he learnt quickly that lying to her never worked well at all. Well apart from the drugs, that one TK hid so well that he would have probably been able to get away with it for years longer, had his dad not accidentally come home one evening and found him puking his guts out in the bathroom. Apart from that it’s been a major argument between him and his mother, her inability, that he called judgment and she called intuition, to leave that by the door or at her job, and not make up her mind about TK’s friends and boyfriends, before they were even able to make a case for themselves. 
So TK feels bad for Carlos, because he knows all too well what it feels like to be on the other side of her scrutiny. 
“Yes, Mrs. Strand, it’s nice to meet you too.” Carlos says and he looks a little more at ease, probably faking it well, but Gwyneth studies his face a moment longer before she nods admicabally, and it’s as good of an improval from her that it can be at the moment. 
“So, do you want to stay?”
“He’s not staying.” TK interrupts, he isn’t putting himself nor Carlos through an interrogation from her right now. He might need to prep Carlos for that and himself too for that matter. 
“I guess I’m not staying.” Carlos says, and it makes Gwyneth chuckle, looking between the two of them before her eyes land on TK, her eyebrow lifting in a silent question.
“But it was nice to meet you, if you’re in town for some time I’m sure we can find a time for dinner or coffee or something.”
“Yes, you know what I’m sure that’s possible.” But it’s sais genuinely so thank fuck for that. 
Carlos nods his goodbye and TK follows him to the door, feeling his mother’s eyes at the back of his neck, very obviously listening to them. He opens the door to give them some privacy and steps outside with Carlos, closing the door firmly behind them. He leans against it, feeling the air go out of him completely. Carlos is silent, waiting for him to speak.
“Soooo, that’s my mother.”
“She’s intense…”
“Tell me about it...I’m sorry, I forgot she was coming to town this week.”
“Well I guess I’m not the first to meet her this way.” Carlos jokes but it lightens the mood between them and honestly TK’s never been happier to date someone who can joke about something that could have become a massive thorn in their side going forward. Not everyone is fond of overprotective mothers. 
“Yeah… no, that was way worse than this though. She can be vicious when she wants to, that's all I’m saying, you’ve already passed her first test.”
“There are tests I need to pass?” TK shrugs awkwardly.
“Probably…”
“Well, I better bring my A game then.” TK huffs, but it turns into a soft little smile because he really can’t believe Carlos. Most people would have run for the hills by now and decided this is not worth it. Well most people would have probably run for the hills when they found out he was an addict. 
Carlos is proving to be the exception to most of the rules. 
TK steps up close and pulls him in, kissing him hard on the mouth, pulling a groan and a hiss out of Carlos who cradles his face close to slow it down before they both get too lost in each other.
Carlos is the one to stop it completely though, his eyes dark and flush high on his cheeks, looking absolutely gorgeous, and he holds TK’s head in his hands, stroking a thumb up and down his cheek gently before he smiles softly.
“I’ll call you.”
“Yeah, yeah, do that.” TK says breathlessly and Carlos leans forward to gently kiss his lips, before he steps away, TK missing him immediately. 
Before he goes back in to face his mother he needs a moment to catch his breath. He counts to 5 in his head before he opens the door and goes back in.
She’s sitting where he left her, typing away on her phone, but she puts it down when he comes towards her, lifting an eyebrow.
“Can I say hi to my son now?”
“You probably shouldn’t be allowed to after you scared my boyfriend off.” But he’s already opening his arms and she huffs, steps in close and hugs him tightly, her hard exterior melting away now when it’s just the two of them. He closes his eyes, admitting that it is nice to see her. She steps back, cups his face in her hands to look at him properly. He lets her, knows she will not calm down until she’s allowed her little ritual.  
“How are you?” She asks.
“I’m good.” She gives him a piercing look and doesn’t say anything.
“I am good! I swear.” He defends and she huffs, kisses his cheek before she steps away. 
“Good, good.” She takes out her suitcase, it’s massive, and opens it up.
“Mom, you are here for 10 days, why have you packed like you’re going to be here for months?” She heaves an unimpressed sigh and grunts, flipping the suitcase on its back before she opens it up.
“Now, now. One never knows, there could be an emergency.”
“That requires these?” He holds up the Prada heels skeptically and she rolls her eyes, grabs them out of his hands.
“These are the latest in my suede collection, they’re gorgeous right?”
“Yes, yes, they are. Still, it doesn’t answer my earlier question.” He points out. She ignores him and starts to riffle through her things before she picks up a baby blue paper bag that’s been wrapped securely in an airtight plastic bag.
“Now, that’s no way to treat your mother that comes bearing gifts.” She hands it to him and he can’t help but let out the little happy squeal as he rips it out of her hands.
“Aw you shouldn't have.” She chuckles at his delight and he immediately stands up and puts the bag down on the counter, hands twitching in anticipation, just staring at it lovingly. 
“You’re not a child, you can eat cookies whenever you want.”
“I’m 27 and I live at home.” He points out.
“Well, that is all your own doing.” But she kisses his cheek lovingly and he huffs, happy that they can still joke about the elephant in the room. He rips the bag open, mouth salivating at the sight, can’t wait any longer when the smell of freshly baked cookies hit him. 
“How is Fred? Did you tell him hi for me?” He asks, mouth around a chocolate chip cookie, munching away happily as the heavenly taste spreads around in his mouth. The cookie is still soft in the middle, it’s beautiful. 
“He is good, he says hi back and that he misses his favorite customer. Apparently Lily has started high school, can you believe?”
TK can’t, he used to remember her being so young, but she’s always been sassy and she’s going to give poor Fred hell.
Fred’s bakery was a little corner place a few blocks away from TK’s apartment. He used to go there way too often and buy all the sweet pastries in his way. The cookies quickly became a favorite, and he became Fred’s favourite customer because of it. He misses the place dearly. He still hasn’t found a bakery here in Austin he likes as much as that one, and when he keeps telling Carlos that he huffs, having become set on finding a place that will make TK just as happy as Fred’s did back in New York. TK isn’t going to complain, it’s been a fun little activity to play while he’s been on the mend and Carlos’ is almost ridiculous in his categorically organised note taking of the whole thing, dead set on finding him the perfect pastry. If it were anyone else, it would be ridiculous, but because it is Carlos and it’s a thing that’s been made to be about him, TK is just so touched and charmed by it that he’s willing to admit that Texas does have an amazing food scene, even the posh New Yorker in him is willing to admit as much. 
“Did you give me this do distract me from all the clothes you brought?” He asks again.
“No, don’t be a smartass, clothes are no joke. Also are you sure you should be mouthing off to me? You own like 20 jumpers in the same colour alone, don’t come at me.” He snorts and it brings a laugh out of her, he’s missed their banter, he really has. 
“They are not all in the same colour.” He pouts, but it shortly melts into a smile instead. “I’ve missed you.” He admits and her smile goes soft before she steps in close allowing him to pull her into a hug. 
“I’ve missed you too kiddo, so coffee, I’m in desperate need of some.”
“Yeah, yeah, let me.”
“Don’t be silly, do you even know how to work that ridiculous coffee maker?”
“You have the exact same one at your apartment, I’ve used that plenty.” He points out, making her smirk but she walks over, easily enough making herself one, looking way too familiar with the setup.
“You want one?” He shakes his head. She lifts an eyebrow.
“One a day.” He says and she nods.
TK can drink coffee, sometimes he indulges. But he tries not to have any on the days he’s off, it tends to make him a little jittery and being prone to anxiety, he tends to avoid getting his heart rate up unnecessarily high normally, or at least when it comes to drinks and food. When it comes to other stuff he’s none too happy to overindulge a bit in, particularly if their name is Carlos Reyes. 
He goes over to the fridge and takes out the tropical green smoothie from Whole Foods his dad stocks up on and Gwyneth snorts.
“That looks blergh.”
“You’re like a child.” He laughs. “It’s not the worst of his insane food ideas.” 
“No, it really isn't.” She agrees.
“His food regime hasn’t totally gone down at the station, not as well as he’d hoped at least. He tried a cheese burger a while back.”
“Did he now? Wow he’s a changed man.” She jokes and TK delights in having an ally to make fun of his dad with, someone that knows him and loves him enough that it’s okay.
And even after the divorce Owen and Gwyneth usually ganged up on him, it’s nice to have someone to side with from time to time. He sits down beside her as she sips at her coffee.
“It’s a nice place.” She comments, looks around, taking note.
“The prices are insanely low compared to New York.”
“Yes, one of the many advantages. Speaking of New York, a nice little couple moved into your apartment, did you know?”
“Yeah, dad said.”
“They seem nice.”
“Did you threaten them about the carpet in the bedroom?”
“I did, I told them how expensive it was.” She winks.
“You’re menace.”
“Yep, so what should we talk about first?”
“You really don’t know subtlety”
“I do, but I haven’t seen you in months and you are either too busy with work to reply to my texts or calls, or in a coma, or with your boyfriend, so I don’t have the time to beat around the bush.”
“In my defence, the coma wasn’t on purpose.”
“So, are you cleared for duty?” She ignores him and he nods, her eyes studying him close.
“Yeah just got cleared.”
“Good, 100%?”
“No, part time for a while.” She draws in a breath, relieved to hear.
“And therapy?” He sighs.
“She’s not like Doctor Harris, but she’s not bad either, just different.”
“Well I vetted her so.” He rolls his eyes.
“I know, you and dad really have no chill.”
“Not when it comes to you no. And so how are you?”
“Good, and that’s not a lie. Life has been weird, all over the place, crazy and hectic and in it I met Carlos who seems to have been the only stable thing in it all. But yes, it’s actually good for once.” Gwyneth smiles, proud.
“Good, I am happy to hear, really happy to hear. He seems -”
“If you insult him I’m leaving.” Her eyes widen and she burst out laughing. 
“I was going to say that I like him actually.”
“Oh? Oh, okay well that’s good.”
“I’m looking forward to meeting him properly and not when you try and rip his clothes off.” He blushes and groans.
“God, I’m never living that down am I?”
“Honey, you have a tendency to be a little bit of a mess, I’m sure you’ll find something to do soon enough that I can tease you about, in the meantime, nope, you’re not living it down.”
“Great.” She laughs and ruffles his hair lovingly. 
“I’m good at reading people, you know this, I like him, he’s different to all your previous boyfriends.”
“Different from Alex you mean.” She sighs, takes her hand away.
It’s no secret that Gwyneth has never been a fan of Alex. While Owen has almost always been supportive and hidden his disagreements when TK makes decisions he doesn’t like, Gwyneth has always been very vocal about what she thinks. Almost too vocal at times when he does things she really doesn’t like, and TK being TK and definitely his parent’s child, he’s done a lot of things she didn’t approve of. 
Alex being one of them. 
“TK I don’t want to fight, but yes, very different from Alex.” TK sighs, he doesn’t want to fight either and particularly not over fucking Alex.
“Yeah, fine…”
“I’ll have to get to know Carlos better but he clearly adores you.” TK’s eyes snap to hers trying to see if she’s lying, she isn’t. She is looking back at him with a knowing look in her eyes and TK averts his eyes, blushing and she giggles.
“Oh wow, you’re really taken by him too?”
“Shut up.” She laughs.
“I’m happy for you. I really am.”
“Thanks.” He whispers.
“Tell me everything.” He groans but sits up.
“It started badly.” But TK’s got to admit, gossiping about his love life or his life in general is something he’s missed doing with his mother. Owen is good at it but he’s just not her, doesn’t have her sharpness and wit.
“Really?”
“Terribly, which is why you have to be nice to him, he put up with me and that’s hard enough for anyone.”
“Oh shut up, you’re not a burden.”
“Yeah, yeah.” She scoffs when he doesn’t take her seriously, and moves forward, grabbing his face forcing him to look at her. She looks sad, the look she gets when TK is either being difficult or when she feels powerless and heartbroken, unable to reach him at all. He’s used to being on the receiving end of it, particularly after becoming an addict, and her face has often been shrouded in soft concern when they talk about it. 
It used to make his skin crawl in discomfort, the pity too much for him to bear. Now, he thinks she’s earned the right to care about him this way, she’s been through it all with him, and she’s the only one he can tolerate the pity with.
“I mean it, not a burden, not now and not ever and if Carlos thinks so he doesn’t deserve you at all.” TK’s mouth twitches, Gwyneth’s overprotectiveness can be worse than Owen’s aloofness to all his decisions. It’s a fine line to walk between two parents that sometimes either care too little or way too much about what he does. TK still hasn’t found a perfect way to walk between it yet. 
“He definitely doesn’t think so.”
“No?”
“No, mom, god, he’s been nothing but nice and supportive.” She studies his face closer, slightly frowning.
“I take it he knows about the addiction then?” TK nods, shrugs.
“It kind of became inevitable after a while, especially after I got arrested…”
“You did what now?!” TK flinches because whoops.
“Erm, I mean...kind of.”
“Tyler Kennedy Strand, no one gets kind of arrested.” He hates it when she uses his full name, he groans.
“Okay well you can’t be mad.”
“You know when you tell me that I can’t be mad it’s usually because you’ve done something bad.” But she lets go of his face and sits back, tapping her foot against the stool impatiently, backing off, something she rarely used to do when he was younger. 
“Yeah okay, this was stupid. He made me dinner because he’s a nice thoughtful man that misread my signals of just wanting a casul hook up, and then said something about a marriage proposal and that struck a nerve because of Alex and the cheating, so I freaked, found myself a perfect little bar where a gay man can get beat up, got into a fight and then got arrested. He was the one to process me…”
“For real? Were you drunk? Or high?!”
“No, no, of course not. Mom, you would have heard about that. I was sober.”
“Well considering your track record, sober is better, but really? What in the world made you feel compelled to do something so stupid?” TK can’t help but chuckle.
“Yeah funny, Carlos said the exact same thing.”
“Oh, smart man.”
“So I told him why because I had been a complete dick and then I continued kind of blowing him off about the whole thing which was a relationship but also wasn’t. It was very undefined for a while. He obviously wanted us to be more serious but he wouldn’t pressure me into anything, not until I wanted it too and expressed that to him. He’s just an extremely good guy, and then shit happened and here we are.”
“Huh? Shit happened, is that how you would explain it?” She smirks. “I think I like this Carlos the more I hear about him though.”
“Told you, he is a good guy.”
“Well that’s what you deserve, a really good guy.”
“Thanks.” He says, eyes flitting away, but smiling because TK cannot remember the last time he felt so good about being with someone.
As hard as it is to admit, it’s easy being with Carlos and he makes him feel really happy, a feeling TK isn’t too used to experiencing. 
“So, is there a guest bedroom here or? Owen wasn’t exactly specific.” She changes the subject, satisfied for now, but he knows his mother, there will be more words and a longer conversation about everything that has happened since he left New York.
And for once he doesn’t actually mind it, it doesn’t bring him the usual dread or irrational fear of judgement that it used to when his mother wanted to talk to him about his life. TK feels different, he probably is different from when he left New York all those months ago, feeling more stable and secure in himself than he has in ages, unable to not let those emotions merge into his growing relationship with Carlos, so unable to not admit that Carlos has alighten something in his chest that is spreading like wildfire to every part of his body, igniting every cell in its way. Yeah, being with Carlos is unlike anything else. 
Apart from that it’s nice being at a point in his life where talking about his past doesn't make him want to run away in fear. 
“Yes, there is, I’ll show you.” 
“Perfect.”
For some it might be weird having your 50+ divorced parents of 20 years live under the same roof when one visits from out of state, for the Strands/Morgans it just isn’t. His parents should have probably gotten divorced sooner than they did, but once the conversation was actually out there the fighting and the yelling stopped, both of them realising it was for the best for all of them. And ever since they started co parenting, everything kind of settled and became better for all of them. Owen became more present, involved himself in TK’s life and Gwyneth stopped bearing resentment towards having to be a stay at home mom full time and finally had the time to build a career, a very long and successful career that was, while TK finally had the undivided attention of both his parents. And underneath the anger, his parents loved each other very much and after a while they learnt to be friends again.
Then TK screwed his life up a few times and put both of his parents through hell so yeah, it was good until it wasn’t. 
But he can’t deny it’s nice to see her after so long apart. He really has missed her.
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lizzybeth1986 · 5 years
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Quick Thoughts on Is This The Real Life or Is This Just A Very Bizarre Fantasy?
• Here are the tags to block if you don't want to see this post on your dash: #long post, #trh quick thoughts, #trh qts, #trh qt reblogs.
• It's...Chapter 10. Often known as the midpoint. I know TRR isn't exactly the most nuanced series out there, but you know what used to happen by midpoints here? Important plot stuff that had buildup and development prior to it happening.
• Funny enough all three chapter 10s so far had something to do with Constantine! Book 1's had him announce he was stepping down and making Liam king, Book 2 had the reveal that the conspiracy against the MC was his idea. And then he actually dies in Book 3 Chapter 10. Now that he's no more, I guess they brought back another asshole dad to take his place.
• PB if you were really in a mood to bring back Bertrand's dad the least you could have done was build it up properly. You had an entire freaking chapter to at least build up on the Beaumont family relationships and issues! Yet all we see is that motorcycle with a hint that never fully gets told and very little besides that.
• Like, the narrative usually takes soooo much time to build everything properly, right? With chapters and chapters of hints? Look at all these things that you built up over chapters and sometimes over books: Liam's issues with his dad...The whereabouts of Savannah...Drake's connection to Bastien...Drake's mom's ranch...Drake's special relationship with his dad...Drake's duel...Drake's secret wedding...oh.
• Screenshots:
Hana: The Abhirio YouTube channel
Drake: @thefirstcourtesan and the BizzysChoices YouTube channel
Maxwell: @itsbrindleybinch
Title: The Beaumont Bachelor Bash
Alternative Title: Proof That Drake Is Undoubtedly Leona's Nephew. Even When He's Trying To Be Nice.
• Now Playing As Bertrand.
Wh - what...?
Okay but this is probably a tiny section and then my MC will come and save the day, right? Right?? I mean it's happened before (one of the most recent times we got a Bertrand PoV was in a Chapter 10, in fact!)
• ...how the hell did a motorcycle fit inside THAT BOX?
• I know, I know. It's mentioned time and again that the package is huuuuge. But that's...not the kind of packaging I'd be expecting for something that large. It wouldn't be SQUARE, at least.
• Okay wait. What was Maxwell panicking and stress-dancing about again? Bertrand isn't cottoning on to this plan as quickly as Maxwell/the LI was implying in that text.
• Okay wait so their great plan for the BBBB was...Bertrand putting away his cutlery and..."roughin' it"? Aren't bachelor/ette parties supposed to be catered to the guest of honour's needs?
Or is "something you want" only meant for Savannah? Because Hana actually read up and did research and tried to cater the entire party to whatever Savannah liked - not drag her along for something that wasn't her thing with "expand your horizons!" as an excuse.
• Like me, Bertrand doesn't fully trust his brother-in-law's motives.
• Wait what.
.• Bertrand is getting a new outfit. Oh he's wearing it already. Okay good. Must be free!
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WHAT. WHAT. ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M NOT SEEING ESTHER FOR THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER
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• I am NOT buying Bertrand new clothes. I didn't buy any last book, and I'm not going to start buying them now. Even if I didn't buy him the swanky maroon sweater last book he somehow wound up wearing it anyway in the finale. I'm sure he'll survive and they'll probably let him wear it for free some other time lol.
• Drake leads the boys to a nearby river, hoping to catch some fish that they can cook for dinner later.
• Bertrand gets...a dilapidated fishing pole. While everyone has prepared enough to get their own, perfectly alright ones. Drake is truly from Leona's bloodline, giving Bertrand stuff that'll make his task difficult (remember how she gave Bertrand a really rough horse to the country fair?). "I just wanted you to believe in yourself", my ass. You're doing this for your own entertainment.
• Also wasn't Maxwell organizing this party? Why does the end result look so much like Drake's idea? Or maybe the boys are splitting the activities between each other or something idk.
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• That's a...puffer fish?
• The funniest option is the choose to grab Drake because Bertrand calls him "the Aggressively Rustic Drake" haha. It means of course that Bertrand will not get a fish but that's okay, Drake and Liam catch more than enough for dinner.
• But if Bertrand DOES catch that big fish his chest is all puffed out in pride and he notices no one else caught a fish as big as his 😄
• You can TELL Liam chose the next activity, because it's so aggressively Cordonian 😂 You need to shoot an apple with a weapon (preferably a bow and arrow, but the game offers you a rifle and an ornate gun as well).
• Of course I went ahead and shot Drake with a rubber bullet. Sorry Bertrand but I'm sure you can get your Knight-Marksmanship and Honorary Defender of the Realm award in a kinder person's playthrough 😅
• It's a nice scene, quite reminiscent of the first half of Maxwell's armoury scene last book, which involves Maxwell and the MC playing the same game.
• Now that we're done with the apples, it's time to bring out the bubbly!
• "This is not my bachelor party," says Drake when a surprised Liam asks him about why there's no whiskey. Coulda fooled me dude I've never heard of people giving the groom a dilapidated fishing pole to fish with for that kind of thing. I mean like more than 90% of this entire plan seems to cater to your tastes more than his.
• Bertrand (about the bubbly): This is from an excellent region of France!
Maxwell: Which one?
Bertrand: ...Champagne.
😂
• It's now night, so time for some...idk heartfelt man-talk or something.
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It starts out with the main LI speaking about Bertrand and Savannah's relationship, praising them for how far they've come and there is some emphasis on the fact that they have Bartie. This leads the LI in question (if they're there) to talk candidly about their relationship with the MC and their sadness that they aren't pregnant yet.
- Liam: Speaks of how amazing the MC is and wonders if he's putting her through too much pressure on his Queen with the expectations of an heir.
- Drake: Very similar to Liam's, but this time Liam apologizes for forcing them into this kind of pressure and promises to withdraw it if that's what they want. (Liam will allow it, the narrative won't!)
- Hana: Since neither of the women are there, the conversation goes straight into Liam wondering if he did the wrong thing by placing that much pressure on them, and Bertrand reassuring him that both are phenomenal women and any child they bring up will be a worthy successor to the throne.
- Maxwell: From what @itsbrindleybinch was telling me, there's no discussion about Liam's offer or the pressure from him! The conversation is more centered around his fear that he might screw up in parenting...to which his brother has some of the best responses:
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Istg when the writers really allow for those two to blossom on their own, the Brothers Beaumont dynamic is fantastic. I loved both responses from Bertrand.
I'm still wondering why there isn't much from Liam about the pressure he's placing on them, though! I mean, Maxwell and his wife are put under the same amounts of pressure so you'd expect Liam to speak up there too, right? (correct me if I'm wrong, because I can't find a full playthrough of Maxwell's route anywhere).
• The discussion slowly progresses into one about Bertrand's love for Savannah and not knowing how to show it properly to her...to which Drake responds that Bertrand needs to SHOW what he feels and maybe do a big dramatic gesture like the ones you see in romcoms (racing through an airport to confess your love, or confessing it while standing in the rain)...lmao I love how big gestures are something Savannah wants for herself but somehow she can't do the smallest things to help Bertrand feel more comfortable in her own damn home.
• Also I need to laugh at how desperately the writers are now trying to show us how "open minded" Drake is LMAO. TRR Drake looked down on his nose on practically all things not macho (including authentic Chinese food and pink cakes) and now they're making it sound like he's a romcom fan and willing to experiment with a tutu.
• Not buying that serenading scene. I didn't handhold Bertrand into telling Savannah about the Beaumont finances, nor did I handhold him into proposing. He did pretty okay without my help so far.
• The serenading scene has two main components (besides the logistics of communicating and then climbing up to her window) - telling Savannah his feelings and then singing to her. The first main options include suggestions from the boys:
Liam: Very sweet and romantic, with the kind of flowery language you would expect from Liam, and that Bertrand feels so comfortable with that he smiles as he says the words.
Drake: Very much, "I was an idiot but now I've come to my senses and I'm the luckiest man ever because of you" which...sure I can put it down to bias for his sister but now it just annoys me when I hear this. Esp during a time when he's claiming he actually likes Bertrand now.
Maxwell: Is just so fucking funny 😂
Bertrand: Savannah, I'm here because you're my...boo???
Maxwell: Trust me! Keep going!
Bertrand: Ahem. You are my boo, and I'm your...okay I'm not going to say that.
Savannah: What are you saying???
• For actually serenading her with a song you can either choose to go sweet and romantic, or you go "sexy", which tbh seems to be the funnier option because most of it is Bertrand muttering MmmMMmMmmm in place of all the sexy parts. Which is funny considering he and Savannah conceived a child atop an office desk of all places way before any of us even got to KISS our LIs 🤣
• Savannah is happy, Bertrand is happy, the boys are all back in the camp where they'll be spending the night. There's a tiny bit of "foreshadowing" in the ensuing conversation since Barthelemy is mentioned, but very much in a "Dad would be proud of you" way. I put that word "foreshadowing" in quotes coz there is very little it gives us, as opposed to how other things that have received foreshadowing were built up.
• Uh oh. BEAR ATTACK. From Kenna's pet-bear-from-Aurelia's descendant. Who somehow ended up in the woods in Texas 😂
• Drake tries to distract the bear, and Bertrand can either join him or go with Liam and Maxwell who are leading the way to an alternative location.
• We're out in the wilderness somewhere, and getting back to our tents is a diamond option. It's a fun diamond option though, and it doesn't involve me doing any unnecessary matchmaking.
• Liam is the strategist who makes a battle plan. Why don't I get to see him do these kind of things in his actual job PB!! Drake "knows the most woodcraft" and will therefore make a good scout, both he and Liam can draw the bear away, and Maxwell's hitherto-unseen present is now their secret weapon. Bertrand isn't sure about this plan but goes along with it anyway.
• Everything goes as per plan, and Maxwell unleashes the "secret weapon": Bertrand's beloved Cavilieri Novanta 9S motorbike. There's a small hint about him having to perhaps give it away or sell it when his father, well, did whatever he did, and Maxwell somehow traced it and got it back. I'm kinda certain that bike may feature in Bertrand's flashback if he's having one next chapter. Bertrand is emotional AND ecstatic, learning again to control his bike and to enjoy being on it.
• The best part of the bear scene, is when he uses his Duke of Ramsford voice and gives the bear the ole what-for 😂
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(Bottom four screenshots from BizzysChoices' YouTube channel!)
• Even the bear could not withstand the severe tongue lashing LMAO. Bertrand has the option of ending this...um...verbal duel by telling his furry opponent to tell his children he has been bested by a Beaumont.
• The bear slumps back home in shame, but Bertrand is worried about what other tests Drake has in store. 'Tests?' Drake says innocently.
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You're forgetting the part where you constantly blamed Bertrand for everything, knowing full well your sister made her fair share of mistakes. Or the part where you pretty much sabotaged an investigation just to stroke your ego about Bertrand getting her pregnant. Or the part where you repeatedly made it clear that you thought he didn't deserve Savannah. Or the part where you made him cluck like a chicken just before he proposed, just so you could have your moment to gloat. Or the part where you would shoot looks at Bertrand if he even so much as hinted your sister wasn't perfect. Or the part where your aunt kept making snide remarks about him, disrespected him, and gave him a rough horse, while you and your mother and your sister stood by and watched. And NOW you claim that the only person doubting Bertrand is BERTRAND?
Yeah. Well...tldr:
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• My gosh. The amount of retconning happening here is giving me a headache.
• Like...I like that Drake can be nicer to Bertrand now and that most of the tension is gone. But let's not act like Drake wasn't knowingly adding fuel to the fire before??
• Anyway, the boys tell Bertrand they are proud of him and proceed to sleep in their tents or wherever they've chosen to sleep for the night.
• PB gives Liam the very, very rare chance to remind Drake that he grew up in a palace. Doesn't mean much, but I'm fairly happy.
• FINALLY. Esther's home and I can finally play as her again!
• If you bought the serenading scene, there are a couple extra lines showing Savannah and Bertrand looking super super happy.
• There's an old man at the door.
• BARTHELEMY???
• Neither of his sons even look like him. And it reads as if Bertrand is less surprised about the possibility that Barthelemy is alive than Maxwell is. What's going on.
General Thoughts:
• Alright, so it looks like this week we will be exploring the Beaumont family history, looking into why Bertrand lost his zest for life and ended up taking care of the estate when all this time his father was actually alive, and how the Beaumonts wound up so poor. There had better be a substantial amount of Maxwell because he's not been getting a lot of attention this book.
• I'm wondering if Barthelemy's return will cause Bertrand and Maxwell's insecurities to rise again, and we'll probably need to help them through that or something.
• Looks like the next chapter might have a young!Maxwell scene or Maxwell's first diamond scene, or both? Idk. I can't say for sure because I don't exactly trust the team on these things.
• There were...elements of the chapter that were good, I'll give it that. Bertrand's got an interesting narrative voice. You can tell it's him by the way he uses titles, by the way he speaks when he is proud of something he has achieved, the language itself that is heavy in its bearing. The scenes were fun from what I've seen. The bonding was good. Problem was...in a better book this wouldn't have been so irritating and such a sign of how not into the most important things about this book the team is.
• Since they had the time and the ideas, why the hell was the buildup to this reveal so flimsy and half-baked? I mean if you're going to give Bertrand an entire freaking chapter, shouldn't you have been using at least that space to have Bertrand speak a little more about Barthelemy? Or build it up earlier? All this time we'd had to deal with Savannah's griping and complaining and Leona's snide remarks, we could have spent learning from Maxwell a little about his family.
• Usually buildup to a lot of these things happen through hints over chapters. But this? Little to none. Maybe like two half-sentences said just before the reveal. It's all kinds of shitty, and it's what happens when the most important Beaumont is a Walker.
• I'm also pretty surprised Liam doesn't get to apologize to Maxwell the way he does to Drake about the royal heir thing.
• So the Walker Ranch chapters started around Chapter 6, and might possibly end around Chapter 12 (with a detour to Auvernal around Chapter 9). That's 5 whole chapters + one more to tour the States itself.
• I know the original idea was to do an epilogue book revolving around the Walker ranch, so there's obviously a lot more clarity in those chapters than in the others. But that is still no excuse. If they were going to change track they should have been doing it properly. There's no excuse for this kind of selective laziness especially when it's been manifested countless times before.
• I also find the whole idea of revolving the epilogue book still pretty problematic. At the core of it that would be more of Drake and his family (which was already happening honestly) and it would mean they are absolutely front and center of everything. If the original idea was to focus fully on the Walkers...yikes.
• Yeah honestly, this chapter was pretty iffy for me. And I'm not exactly very enthusiastic about writing for it, or playing the next chapter.
• Also! For those who didn't see it, this past week I'd been working on an essay about the treatment for Kiara and Penelope in TRR Book 3, and it's here below in case you haven't read it and you want to!
To Be Not Heard: Kiara, Penelope and the Question of Validation.
• Alright! On to the next chapter.
If you like it and want to discuss it, I'd be only too happy to read your comments! 😀
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Nuada & Jix Discuss Humans
Muses involved: Nuada - @fallxnprxnce and Jix - @xleafyheartx
{This little drabble is one voted for from this post here. I’m going to write this one as a mun-mediated conversation. Enjoy!}
Mun: Alright, I’m sitting here with Nuada, an elf. Nuada: (folds arms as he sits uncomfortably in a man-made wooden chair) Prince Nuada. Mun: Great start, Nu-nu, thanks for that. (sighs) And I’m also here with Jix, a leafling. Jix: (smiles and waves to Tumblr) Hi-hi, humans! Is nice day for talking! (he kicks his roots as they hang over the seat of his chair) Mun: Thank you, Jix, that was very nice. (glares at Nuada for his crappy introduction) Today we’re going to have a little debate about humans. At least, I expect it to become a debate. Jix: What is debate about humans? Humans are fun to make friends with. (he shrugs) Nuada: Humans would just as soon kill you as look at you, Jix. Mun: Oh, we’re just going to jump right in? Alright, then… Jix: Humans don’t want to kill Jix… (frowns) Nuada: Most humans would startle if they saw you and try to step on you. Jix: No-no… Not true. Many humans have given Jix littles. Mun: Littles are berries. Or really any small fruit or sweet vegetable. That’s what he calls them. Jix: Yes-yes. (smiles) Nuada: Humans are dangerously oblivious, disgustingly decadent, and shamefully lazy creatures who care only for themselves. Jix: Have to care for selves. Otherwise, who else will care? We all have to care for selves. Wa-da cares for self. Jix cares for self. All care for selves. Is nothing wrong with that. Nuada: There is when caring for yourself means you actively harm other races. Jix: Just said humans are obivi-… olibiv… ob-li-vi-ous. Make up mind. Are active or ob-li-vi-ous? Nuada: They are actively harming the environment without even knowing the true effects. Jix: Well… if don’t know… someone should tell them. Nuada: I have tried! Countless times! They do not listen! Jix: Why? Nuada: They are stubborn, ignorant, and arrogant. Jix: Is real answer or is Wa-da just in bad mood? Mun: Now is a good time to remind you both to keep this thing civil. Don’t disrespect each other. Nuada: I am always respectful of Jix. Jix: But.. if Jix likes humans… and humans are Jix’s friends… then… if Wa-da is mean to humans… is disrespectful of friends of Jix, which disrespects Jix. Nuada: Jix, listen to me. There are some very nasty humans who would definitely not be your friends and who would hurt you if they ever got the chance. You must be careful. Jix: (he shrugs) Probably. But… is also trolls that would hurt Jix. And big furries. And elves. Nuada: Elves would never hurt you. Mun: I think he means that there are some members of every race who are jerks, just like there are some members of every race who are nice to him. Nuada: Most humans would not treat Jix kindly. Jix: No, is right! Wa-da say to Jix that some humans are jerks. Well, some elves are jerks. Wa-da can be jerk when mad. Nuada: Did you call me a jerk, Jix? Jix: When mad! I say… when mad! Wa-da is always Jix’s friend. Nuada: Elves are not destroying the earth the way humans are. Jix: How are destroying earth? Nuada: They produce chemicals and release the into the environment. They cut down forests to build houses and other buildings. They lay down stone so they can drive their cars easier. Jix: Well… are more humans now so… need more houses and cars for them. (he shrugs and blinks) Earth needs to change. Cannot stay same forever. Nuada: It isn’t right! Jix: Is there right for earth or just what earth is? Maybe earth wants to change. Nuada: No, Jix, the earth does not want to change. Jix: Wa-da know? Have asked it? Nuada: (sighs in frustration) Races are dying. Entire species of animals are leaving this planet because of what humans have done. Does that not bother you? Jix: Because of humans or is natural cycle? Maybe too many animals in world. If always making new animals and people, need other old animals and people to leave to make room. Nuada: But they aren’t dying of old age, Jix. They are starving, or being killed, or getting very sick… because they have lost their homes or their food. Jix: Is sad, but… maybe needs to happen? Nuada: How can you say that?! Jix: Don’t yell, Wa-da! (makes stubborn little face) Nuada: But how can you sit there without a care in the world when the humans are raping the earth and slaughtering innocent fae?! Jix: Wa-da, stop it! (he points a tiny, twiggy finger at him in a chastising manner) Are too excited! Using bad words! Wa-da want mud ball in face?! Nuada: (frustrated, shuddering sigh as he stares at Jix in disbelief) Mun: Very well handled, Jix. Jix: Thank-thank. (he kicks his roots a little) Nuada: (to mun) Quiet. Mun: (laughs) Oh my gosh, you… you so don’t get to say that to me. But please, continue. Nuada: What if it were leaflings who were dying? What if your species was about to go extinct instead of elves? How would you feel then? Jix: Would be little scared, Jix admits, but… would try to enjoy life to fullest before Jix goes to great big forest in sky. Would eat lots of littles… lay in sun… make all the friends I can… spend time with friends… and be happy. So that… when Jix goes to die, I will say, “Ahhh… had such good life,” and can die with no regerts. Um… rergerts. No. Is um… Regrets. Yes! Jix can die with no regrets. Nuada: You could just accept death for your people and not care at all, knowing that your precious human friends did it to you? Jix: No. Not accept death. Enjoy life until death. Is difference. Important difference. If I spend rest of life angry, then… what matters how much life have left to live at all? Am wasting it. May as well die now. But… even if Jix has only oooooone more day to live, want to spend it with friends being happy. Even human friends. If I spend time blaming humans for things, then… Jix has robbed self of happy life, not humans. Nuada: But would it not bother you that they were responsible for your people dying? Jix: Don’t know that, though. That humans do to Jix. Maybe… would have died anyway. Maybe Nature say… time to go, Jix. Is time and have to listen. (shrugs) Is sad, but… sometimes happens. Need to happen. To make room for others. New creatures being born… have nowhere to live… unless others die. Is Nature. Jix does not pretend to have all answers. Part of loving Nature is knowing Jix does not have most answers. Maybe… time for elves to go, Wa-da. Is sad for those who love elves, but… is not for us to decide. Nature decides. Knows more than us. Definitely more than Jix. Am just tiny leafling. Don’t know most of world. Won’t ever know. Is okay. As long as have happy life, is most important. Worrying about how long life will be, or if other lives to follow Jix… is not for Jix to know. Nuada: (eyes well up with tears… he turns away) Jix: (watches quietly, his tiny beady eyes blink a few times) Nuada: (wipes tears as discreetly as possible) Mun: (sympathetic smile at Jix) Jix: (whispers) Is sad. Jix understands. (to Nuada) Wa-da, some day it will be humans’ turn to go. And then they will be scared and sad, just like elves are now. When gone, next race that replaced humans will have day in sun, and then someday looong in future, will be time for them to go too. No one stays on earth forever. Is Nature. Nuada: (a little gasp escapes as he weeps, instantly mortifying him) Jix: (jumps from his chair to Nuada’s, climbs up on his chest, and places his hands on Nuada’s cheeks and whispers with his face very close to his) No one stays forever, Wa-da. Is okay to cry. When done crying, instead of hating humans, try to be happy. Enjoy life. Jix wants that for Wa-da soooo much. Are good prince to care about people and want to help, but are not helping if spending all time being angry at humans. Mun: (eyes well up) [is legit crying as I write this] Nuada: (lifts hand to hold Jix) Jix: Aww… Is okay to be sad. (strokes cheek) Just don’t hate. Hating is bad. No good things happen with hate. (turns around and sits on Nuada’s hand, his back leaning against Nuada’s chest… he kicks his roots idly) Humans do lots of bad things, but… also do lots of good things. For example… Jix will teach Wa-da… humans grow lots of littles in lots of different places. Even if littles not grown here, can bring littles in big machines to place where Jix is. If not for humans doing things like that, Jix would only know about one, maybe two littles in world. Maybe three if Jix found forest with lots of different plants. But because of humans, Jix has had soooo many types of littles! Makes Jix happy. Improves life. So… maybe shaved couple years off of Jix’s life with che-mi-cals in soil and water. Maybe not. Jix does not know. But… made life Jix does have happier by making it easier to try faraway littles. See? It balances. Nature balances things. May not be in way Wa-da likes, but Nature has plan for all of us. Have to go with plan. Okay? Nuada: (swallows hard, shakes head a little) Jix: Hmm… Are very sad right now. You think about for while before answering. Point is… humans are part of Nature too. Not outside plan. Are part of plan. Not enemies, but rather… hmm… Think like this: humans in big boat with Wa-da and Jix and small furries and big furries and trolls and all sorts of friends! Is big boat, but… not room for all if many more come. So… some have to jump out whether like or not. Also, if whole boat tips, we all drown, so… have to work together to keep boat afloat! Humans important too, like elves and leaflings. Humans all get out of boat and drown because Wa-da scares them away… boat too heavy on one side and we all tip over. Now everybody mad at Wa-da for boat flipping over. Wa-da not think about these things, but are true. Is Jix’s take on life. Just opinion, but… have thought about for long time. Mun: (is in awe of Jix right now… I have no idea where he’s getting all of this from, but he’s pwning Nuada in this conversation, that’s all I know, haha) Nuada: I cannot do it, Jix… I cannot just watch my people die. Jix: Don’t have to. Instead of spending energy on hating humans, put into happy things for elves. Jix will help. Also, Wa-da… are not jerk. Am sorry I threatened with mud ball before. But… know you aren’t jerk, so… know you can not kill baby humans. Are cute. Don’t know any better. Eat lots. Like to play. Kindof like Jix. How can kill baby humans, Nuada? Don’t believe you can. Nuada: I have the Army… Jix: No. Is wrong. (pats cheek a little in pretend-slap) Bad warrior. Warrior supposed to meet enemy face-to-face on field with honor. Wa-da teach Jix that. Have to look at baby humans. Baby humans… lot like baby leaflings. And baby elves. And baby trolls. Don’t know are humans or leaflings or elves or trolls. All know is… am baby. Am happy if warm and safe and loved. Are scared if hurt. Are sad if cold or hated. Want to make babies sad, Wa-da? Nuada: (looking obviously pained) Jix… Jix: Is difficult topic, but is point! Are sad, though. We stop now? (looks at mun) Wa-da is sad. Mun: Yes, we can stop now, Jix, but I think you’ve raised some very good points. Jix: Is only things a leafling would say. Mun: Even so, you were very insightful. Nuada: (sighs) Jix: Okay. Wa-da. (turns around and lays on his chest on his tummy, patting him with his hands) You and I have littles party. Right now. Cheer you up. Eat lots of littles, drink some fera-… fumer-… ferma-… fer-men-ted littles if want. Have lots of fun. What say? Nuada: (smiles) Alright. Jix: Yay! Let’s go find littles! (jumps off Nuada and the chair and runs off) Nuada: (follows) Mun: And there you have it, folks.
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