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#and hey he was a bisexual old man you guys would've loved him
skrunksthatwunk · 3 months
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do you guys know that video of the very very southern man comforting his dog after he threw up in his truck. im not great with accents but i think he's from louisiana bc he sounds a bit like my grandpa. i miss him...
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kylie-writes-stuff · 3 years
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custody
-> characters: quackity x reader, your sibling (Mason), tiger
-> word count: 1,059
-> warnings: i'm not really sure what requires a warning so ??: not really fluff or angst ig but there's a happy ending, homophobic parents, uh, idk
-> summary: alex and y/n break up, but they have a pet and neither is of them want to give it up. they spend a few days each with the pet separately. but it kinda helps them get together again.
-> a/n: idrk why i added a sibling, i just did ?? i never think about stuff before i write it. i just kinda go for it. i also didn't proofread so sorry if there's any mistakes. hope you like it! let me know what you think :)
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Around a month ago, when you had broken up, you asked, “Who gets custody of the kid?” 
You were trying to lift the tension a little, the both of you laughing softly through your tears.
You and Alex didn’t end on bad terms, not at all. You just agreed that it was for the best. Things got complicated with the two of you both being almost full time streamers, Alex in law school, you working a part-time job and now having to take care of your little sibling. Lots of different components. It was hard to just have time to be together.
You knew Alex loved Tiger. He knew you loved him too. Even though, when you asked it, it was somewhat a joke, the two of you still had to decide.
“Joint-custody?” He had asked.
So now here you were, getting out of your car and locking it before walking into the apartment complex in front of you.
You knocked on the door and waited patiently.
"(Y/n) hey, come in," Alex greeted.
"Hey Alex," You said back.
It was still somewhat awkward, of course it would be, but it was getting better.
Tiger came running up to you, stretching against your leg, trying to bump your hand with his head.
"Hey little guy," you smiled, petting him.
Alex got out his carrier and handed it to you.
"Getting ready for a stream?" You asked while you put Tiger in the carrier, noticing how Alex was rushing around, a certain look on his face.
"Yeah, it's a... it's a big one," He sighed.
"Hey," you smiled at him, "you're gonna do great. You always do."
He smiled back, "Thanks, I needed that."
"Of course. You'll come get him on Friday?"
"Yup."
"Alright, see ya," And you were out the door.
The exchange never really lasted long. You already had everything you needed in your house, so you only had to grab Tiger himself.
It was kinda weird. Friends would come over and notice the litter box, toys, and food, and would ask to see your cat. It was hard having to explain that "Oh, he's... he's, uh, not here right now. Yeah, he's at his dad's house."
At first, Tiger was confused. But he's gotten somewhat used to it by now. You could just tell he loved both you and Alex, as much as you guys loved him.
When you got home, you let Tiger out and he started playing with your sibling.
Your sibling was a nice kid. They had come out to your parents and, of course, your parents didn't take it well. Bisexual and now non-binary? No way!
Those asshole had kicked Mason out of the house. They didn't know what to do. They were broken. They called you, knowing you were always there for them, and of course you took them in.
The 14 year old had formed a nice friendship with Alex. They were sad too when you broke up but they understood.
The two of you sat, playing Mario Kart, with Tiger laying across your lap.
You checked the time, "Woah, dude, you gotta get to bed. You have school tomorrow."
"You sound like Mom," Mason said, rolling their eyes but getting up anyways.
"Ew, never say that again!" You laughed, throwing a pillow in their direction.
You decided to head to bed too.
You laid there with Tiger on your chest, and Alex's stream pulled up on your phone.
The two of you were happy when you were together. Hell, you would've been the perfect couple. If only the world didn't work the way it did...
You missed him, obviously.
But you would never admit it.
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Eventually, Friday rolled around.
"Ready to go back to your dad's?" You asked Tiger, petting him softly.
"You talk to him like a real kid," Mason teased.
"Shut up," you laughed.
Soon, you heard a knock on the door. Tiger did too, seeing as he was already making his way over there.
You opened the door and Alex was standing there. "Hey,"
"Hi,"
He came in, as usual.
"Hey, Alex!" Mason greeted.
"Ah hey, kiddo," Alex said back, somehow matching their energy.
You laughed and said "Hey Al, his carrier's upstairs. Give me a sec," to which he nodded.
It had been a somewhat colder day. Nothing to bad though.
That's why it was surprise when you had opened the door for Alex to leave, just to be greeted with rain coming down hard.
Alex tried walking through the door but you pulled him back by his hood.
"Woah, hey,"
"What?"
"I'm not letting you go out in that, are you insane?" You said, gesturing towards the rain.
He looked back outside, "It's not that bad, we'll be okay."
"Dude, I'm not gonna risk that. Just hang out for a bit, okay? Let the rain calm down."
"Okay," He agreed.
It was awkward at first, but after the first hour or so, your nerves eased.
It was almost back to how it was before. You, Alex, and Mason making jokes and playing games. Tiger going from person to person. Everything was fine.
You turned your phone towards your little sibling, showing them the time.
"A little longer?" They whined, "C'mon, man, give me one more hour. Alex is here!"
You looked over at Alex and he nodded.
"Sure," you sighed, "one more hour."
And so the night carried on like that. It was fun. So fun that none you had even realized that the rain had settled.
Once Mason went upstairs for bed, it was just you and Alex.
You were able to keep the same energy, laughing and hanging out together.
"Oh hey," you finally realized, "the rain stopped."
"Oh."
You two sat there for a moment more.
"Uh, (Y/n)?" Alex asked.
"Yeah?"
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"Letting me hang out, I guess. Mostly for not letting me go out in the rain. I didn't think you cared..."
"Alex," you looked at him, "of course I care. I never stopped caring about you."
He pulled you into a hug, taking you by surprise.
It didn't take long for you to wrap your arms around him as well.
"Once we figure everything out..." He whispered.
"Mhm?"
"I-I'd like to try again. You know, try... us again."
You smiled up at him, "I'd like that too."
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Hey this is just a request and I'm not paying for it or anything so feel free to take your time getting to this one but I've always wondered how the RFA would react if MC looked like the female version of Zen. White hair, red eyes, nice bone structure basically if Zen had been born a female he would've looked like MC but they aren't related to each other in any way. Have a nice day
✿ y’know, when i first got this, i had 0 ideas for it and then. and then jaehee’s section just hit me. after that i was so enamored by the image of girl!Zen dating the RFA that it just carried me on from there.
Thanks for the request! 
Yoosung
Yoosung is intimidated, and honestly, a bit overwhelmed.
You’re not quite Zen 2.0 - you’ve got different interests, a different personality, and aren’t quite as self-obsessed - but you really do look like a walking statue, with long, legs, flowing hair, and a fashion sense that could turn a man to stone. And you’re interested in him. Him. Little old plain Yoosung.
To say he’s sweating buckets would be an understatement. It’s like a torrential downpour.
It doesn’t help that he’s… always had a bit of a bro-crush on Zen - drinking together and getting all cuddly does that to you - and having feelings for you lets him express that in an uncomplicated way where he doesn’t have to think about his sexuality too much.
He gets kind of insecure sometimes, thinking that you’re too good for him - that, like Zen, you’re a natural star and should be with someone more suited to you. You laugh when he says that, tapping him on the nose and smiling at him. If you’re a star, than he is, too - your shooting star, your precious little comet that brings joy to the world.
Zen
zen is. zen is real confused.
On the one hand, you’re basically his ideal woman, because you’re athletic and the embodiment of physical perfection (given that you look so much like him and he’s a hot motherfucker). On the other hand, holy shit, you look a lot like him, are you SURE we aren’t related??? 
When you start flirting, Jaehee gets a little… weird about it. On the one hand, this reads like something straight out of those fantasies that she doesn’t want to admit to anyone she has. On the other, if you get together publicly, people might, er… get the wrong idea about you two, and spread rumors that are completely and entirely false.
Zen, in typical fashion, says fuck them. Not only are you smoking hot gorgeous and look amazing by his side, but you’re nice, and kind, and funny, and he’s not letting you go for anything in the world. 
Jaehee
The first time Jaehee sees your selfie, it’s when she walks into a conversation between you and Zen, when you’ve both discovered your uncanny resemblance and are bombarding each other with pictures of yourselves in various costumes and states of undress. You’re not an actor like Zen, no - you’re a gymnast, and much like the RFA’s favorite narcissist, you take absurd pride in your good looks and your elegant, ethereal form.
Oh, and your abs.
Your sweaty, muscley, perfectly formed abs.
(Here lies Jaehee, who imploded after being confronted by her rampant bisexuality.)
After Jaehee recovers (which takes awhile, because HOLY HELL, SO MANY PICTURES OF BOTH HIM AND YOU AND YOU ARE VERY??? VERY FLEXIBLE??? AND MAKE VERY NICE POSES??? AND OH MY GOD??? YOUR NOSE AND YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR JAWLINE ARE PERFECT???) she goes into a period of just. Disbelief. Completely flustered, uncomprehending disbelief because a.) she’s encountered a female version of sculpted perfection and b.) this goddess-like creature is SO NICE TO HER IT’S UNREAL. For weeks she is walking on air and not even Jumin’s workload can bring her down. Her feelings get a little more complicated when you start flirting with her, because this adds a completely new dynamic to the equation that she’d never once had with Zen, but she is So Incredibly and Absurdly Gay For You that she finds herself rendered a giddy schoolgirl when you so much as greet her in the chatroom.
It’s the first time she’s ever gotten to act like this in her entire life - just an innocent girl with a crush - and it’s incredibly endearing to see. Zen is so, so very proud.
Jumin
When Zen realizes that you look like him, he feels a sense of kinship to you, automatically assuming that you’ll think like him too. To his surprise, you don’t… because for some ridiculous reason, you get along perfectly with Jumin.
This takes Jumin off guard a bit, and he’s not entirely sure how to react to this Zen-lookalike getting his sense of humor when he’s so used to bickering with the silver-haired actor. But your fine, flowing locks remind him of his precious Elizabeth, so he decides to focus on that association instead of the belligerent guy who puts a bad taste in his mouth.
Jumin seems unusually interested in the idea of making you wear kitty things - kitty ears, kitty sweaters, kitty shoes - and Zen loudly and angrily complains whenever photos of you in your cat get-ups surface in the chatroom, because it feels like a betrayal of everything he holds dear. Jumin thinks this is amusing, and also finds himself so incredibly into your general aesthetic that he gets genuinely morose that Zen would never join in.
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His fallen star!!! His angora rabbit!!! His alien from another dimension, who holds the milky way in her hair!
YOU’RE SO PRETTY.
Look, it’s basically canon that Seven thinks Zen is cute - look at how into sharing his photo he is. And now he’s got you? It’s like heaven! He’s so in love! Seriously, looking at you makes him giddy, because you’re just so incredibly striking.
His favorite past-time becomes getting you and Zen to dress up in matching outfits and then taking pictures of the pair of you. it’s endlessly entertaining to you, and you often convince Zen to indulge him because you like seeing Seven so happy.
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