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ask-hannah-blog · 5 months

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At first I thought I just had some bad take-out but I've been having horrible gas all weekend. What the heck is going on! I can't stop burping and farting! I feel so bloated...

Hmmm we got a little gas ball on our hands.

When you say bad take out, I’m guessing you were at some greasy fast food restaurant you’ve never seen before?

Yeah those things are a breeding ground for tfs. From rednecks, to pigs. From the sound of it you’re going through a slob tf, my condolences.

The gas is just the first step hehe…

Besides those yummy burps, and sexy little (or massive) toots, you’re going to go through some more really fun changes! You’re probably going to get a whole lot hungrier, more fuel for more farts, but most importantly fat! Slobs get fat fat fat, so plan on getting some stretch pants in the near future.

Don’t worry about the wardrobe change you’re going to lose all interest in fashion after a bit. Tank tops and sweat pants will do for you. I wouldn’t even worry about a bra, you probably won’t. You’re going to get reeeeeeal lazy too, so do all your work finding a lawyer and slob doctor now now now, it’s going to get more impossible for you to care by the hour. And rent is due one way or another.

Also hire a maid service or you’re going to be drowning in your own trash. They’re are companies that have specialized maids who are given a slob fetish so make sure you hire from one of them.

And be prepared to stink! It’s not just going to be farts and chili dog burps. Even as you’re reading this you’re probably noticing your swampy pits, your pussy becoming sour and ripe, you won’t care but make sure you warn friends and family. It can be pretty shocking.

And the best part is the hair. Hairy legs, a downright forest of rubes, and if you’re lucky a happy trail that leads right to your deep sweaty belly button! 😋

But most of all it’s going to be the pits. Hairy like a carpet, sweaty, smelly. Oh they’ve got it all, they’re going to become your new sex. Maybe not as powerful as your hairy pussy or overactive asshole, but you won’t say no to squeezing a dick in there and letting your beaux tangle your forest up with his jizz.

You’re going to notice yourself scratching your armpits a lot. What you probably won’t notice is you sniffing your fingers after, or sucking on them, or the way you rub your neck and face with your dripping wet hand after.

It’s your signature smell of course you want it to be your new perfume. And of course you’re going to want to rub up against everything like a Randy cat, spreading your scent, marking your territory.

Obviously your love life is going to suffer, you’ll be horny as hell stuck on a cloud of your own funk, but you’ll be stuck satisfying your own needs because dating is so much work, as if you could find a guy to date your rank ass anyway.

So your only hope is to have a lover now, and get him hooked on your stink. You gotta start now, while it’s not too toxic.

Start rubbing your sweat on his things so he gets acclimated to it. “Accidently” fart during sex so you can train him to like the smell. Give him a blow job while laying on your stomach so your feet are nice and close to his face. It would be worth it to try some kinky play where you tie him up and stuff dirty socks or panties in his mouth. He’ll be your slavish pig before you know it!

Ms. Hannah!

#transformation #mind control #ask blog #hypnosis #feet #slob kink #fat slob #slob

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littlemissvincentvega · 4 years

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Hi i hope ur doing well 🥺 i found ur work on ao3 and binged ur fics for the past couple of weeks, and it led me to ur tumblr acc. I love ur work and i was wondering if u’d do a fic or smth on vince taking the reader’s virginity pls? I saw the same thing on ur res dogs fic and couldn’t resist asking. Thank u 🥺

hey thank u so much for this req and i hope ur doing well too ❤ love this idea, i hope you enjoy!!!! xxx

Food, drinks, and now a carelessly slammed door accompanied by lots of giggling. He pulls you in for a half-hug, half-kiss-- you’re still clutching the bunch of flowers he had bought for you (something Jules had probably recommended he do despite Vince protesting that it definitely wasn’t a date). They were carnations, a classy shade of red, and the bouquet wasn’t outrageously large. It was a humble size.

“Vincent!” you giggle, squirming out of his grip as he peppers your cheek with kisses. “Let me-- let me put these down first!”

Smirking, he watches you totter over to the couch and place the bouquet on it. “I’ma take a piss, then,” he announced, stuffing his hands into his pockets and sloping off to the bathroom. You can’t help but smile at how... gross he is.

This gave you a chance to have a little nosy, though. His apartment was somewhat messy, but you didn’t expect much else. It was by no means a cesspit, but just untidy enough to know that an idiot like him lived there. You two had been seeing each other for a few weeks now, and this was the first time you’d been to his home. An ashtray with old cigarette butts, a porn mag hidden crudely beneath the couch (you could see it poking out) and a polaroid of himself & a rather tubby, tough-looking black man were just a few of the things that were scattered about the place. At least he wasn’t a snob.

“Alright, get that sweet ass over here,” Vincent chuckled, shooting you one of his dorky, smug smiles and rubbing his hands together. You giddily approached one another, melting into another kiss, and this quickly turned into a rather steamy makeout session. His hands wandered about your body-- one moved down to caress your butt while the other gently rubbed at your waist.

You pull away for a brief moment, giving a soft snicker: “Did you, uh, wash your hands after your piss?”

He scoffs, “Of course I fuckin’ did,” and looks down at you to meet your gaze. “You wanna sniff ‘em to be sure?” He raises his hand from your butt and waves it in front of you, smirking.

“No!” you grin, pulling him closer to you. You’re edging backwards to the bedroom by now. “I just wouldn’t be surprised, that’s all.” Before he can retort, you kiss him again, reaching down to feel at his bulge. He definitely has a semi on. A quiet groan sounds in his throat as you palm him through his pants, cock twitching as it hardens.

Within seconds you’re on the bed, shoes & heels kicked off, hands exploring one another. You’re straddling him and he’s quite clearly enjoying groping your ass as you grind against his hard on, his eyes half-lidded. Another kiss is accompanied by giddy, soft giggles, both of you eager to get down to it. But there’s one thing, and now is apparently the time to tell him.

“Vince,” you mumble, and he gives a low hum in response. You press a couple of kisses to his neck, “I’ve never, y’know.” Maybe he’s smart enough to put the pieces together.

“Slept with a handsome mobster?” he teased, knowing what you’re getting at. He’s too much of a wind-up merchant to say it for you, though.

Scowling, you pull away to meet his smug gaze. “With anyone, asshole.”

“It’s cool, baby, I’ll be gentle.”

For once, he’s being genuine (or just.. not sarcastic), and you thank him with another kiss to his lips. One that’s eager, one that tells him you’re keen. Fast forward a few minutes of teasing & undressing and you’re laying beside him, one leg draped over his own, gently stroking his cock. As if you weren’t already gushing for him, his subtle groans of pleasure hit all the right places.

“Get on your back, baby,” Vincent finally tells you, giving your boob a squeeze & nipple a gentle pinch. You do as he says and he gets on top of you, one hand trailing down your side while he sucks & nibbles at your tits. Your shy whines only egg him on, but he still feels obliged to ask: “Y’know, sweetie, we don’t hafta--” He trails a few wet kisses between your breasts, “--do anythin’ you don’t wanna do.”

“It’s cool, I want to. I really want to.”

You’re telling the truth, and he believes you. “Alright,” he hums, beginning to position himself. He rubs his cock along your slit, teasing it, precum mixing with your own arousal. “Jesus Christ,” he curses, stroking his head against your clit. “I’ll be gentle, don’ worry.”

After a few more seconds of teasing your slit, Vincent pushes himself inside of you, keeping his promise of being gentle. For someone so clumsy, he’s very careful with this, hands caressing different parts of your body. “You good?” he asked, voice nothing but a gruff whisper.

“Uh-huh.”

“Tell me if it’s too much.”

He leans down and you two melt into another kiss as he begins to slowly fuck you, quiet groans spilling from his lips to yours. You soon get used to him and he gradually picks up his pace, though never going all that fast. A steady rhythm follows for the next few minutes, heavy breathing and hums of pleasure coming from both of you, until you feel your climax coming on. You tap his broad shoulder with the back of your hand, moving to cup his cheek. “I think I’m close,” you tell him, and he immediately reaches down to toy with your clit, continuing to fuck you. The pleasure is all too much for you and you soon feel yourself tighten around him, burying your face into his shoulder with a whine. He cums, too, quickly pulling out beforehand so as to finish over your tummy.

“Shit,” he grunts, pumping himself through his climax. “Shit, baby. Jesus Christ.”

Your lips meet once more for a lazy, careless kiss, and he shifts to lay beside you, draping an arm around your shoulders. You’re both sort of catching your breath, so you don’t speak-- but you don’t really need to speak.

You end up spending the night at his place after falling asleep in his bed. Vincent didn’t have the heart to ask you to leave; not that he even wanted you to. The night had been rather romantic, to be fair, but don’t be fooled-- in the morning he’d be farting like a lodging housecat. And that’s the first proper bickering match you’ll have (”What?? You gotta get used to ‘em!”).

#vincent vega x reader #vincent vega smut #vincent vega fic #vincent vega fanfic

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pirirps · 7 years

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Piri’s Ultimate List Of Horror Recs (2017 Version)

my go-to compilation of ever single horror/horror-related media i’ve ever enjoyed, including slashers, paranormal, thrillers, creature features, and much, much more 🎃

note: this list has trigger warnings but i am operating under the assumption that you are okay with the standard level of explicit sexuality, vulgarity, violence, and gore present in mainstream horror

horror

original nightmare on elm street series, but especially 1, 3, 4, 6, and freddy vs. jason (tw for implied pedophilia and explicit child murder, tw for rape in #6)

friday the 13th (original and remake)

honestly all the friday the 13th sequels are A Treasure but if you want The Core Canon watch 1-3

my bloody valentine (original)

psycho (original) and tbh all its sequels (tw for sort-of-kind-of incest vibes)

psycho ii and psycho iv are my favorites because (1) meg tilly is adorable in psycho ii and (2) psycho iv has a harley quinn/norman bates cameo and nobody can convince me otherwise

child’s play, child’s play 2, bride of chucky, maybe some sequels after that idk i haven’t seen them yet :(

scream franchise

not the mtv scream series

i mean s1 is decent but there are definitely other horror shows that i would recommend more (will show up later in this post)

1-3 are the best, 4 is worth watching if you really like the characters but as a concept the series has p much run its course by then

tw for rape mentions in scream 1 and 3

predator

peeping tom

kenneth branagh’s frankenstein (tw for a graphic depiction of death in childbirth)

james whale’s frankenstein

bride of frankenstein

the phantom of the opera (1925)

the phantom of the opera (1989) (tw for mild body/surgical horror, general grossness; personally speaking, this is one of my all-time favorite phantom adaptations, because 1. robert englund as the phantom hello oh my god, 2. although it’s much more of a slasher movie than a gothic romance, it does an amazing job of portraying the tragedy in erik’s backstory and his attraction to christine, without implying that he is entitled to christine’s affection and that her love will magically fix him, as some phantom adaptations do)

the phantom of the opera (1943)

alien franchise

the wolfman (2010)

darling (tw for rape)

house on haunted hill (original and remake)

final destination franchise

medium raw: night of the wolf (tw for pedophilia and child murder)

the babadook

the final girls [horror comedy]

the shining (tw for implied child abuse)

the cabin in the woods

hellraiser (tw for incest-y vibes for very brief periods of time)

heathers (tw for eating disorders, suicide, everything high school kids are insensitive assholes about)

from dusk til dawn

an american werewolf in london

the guest

it follows (tw for dubious consent)

nightwatch (tw for implied necrophilia/descriptions of necrophilia, self-mutilation)

re-animator (tw for rape, pedophilia mentions)

carrie (original) (tw for child abuse, religious iconography)

the remake had some interesting like... subtext/imagery but other than that it was pretty *wet fart noise*

the awakening

the craft

the blair witch project

honestly i loved the book of shadows: blair witch 2 bc it kind of parallels the crucible but i can admit that objectively it is Terrible

elvira, mistress of the dark [spooky comedy]*

american mary (tw for rape, (consensual surgical) genital mutilation)

fright night (original and remake)

jaws

listen. this is a horror movie. it was a horror book before that. it was specifically written and later adapted for the purpose of scaring and entertaining people. real life is nothing like this. real sharks are nothing like this. there’s nothing wrong with this movie scaring you but there is everything wrong with using this movie as an excuse to advocate for the wholesale slaughter of animals. sharks are quite possibly the most graceful and beautiful creatures on this earth and i will personally fight anyone who says otherwise

halloween franchise

1-5 are the best imo but no matter what skip #3 because it literally has nothing to do with any of the other movies

not the rob zombie remakes, those are awful

let the right one in [swedish (?) film, watch with subtitles]

rosemary’s baby (original)

night of the living dead (original)

28 days later

suspiria

silent hill (tw for child molestation)

crimson peak (tw for incest)

the lost boys

interview with the vampire

the ring

one missed call

the raven (2012)

repo! the genetic opera

teeth (tw for rape, incest, it’s??????? about a girl who literally has razor-sharp teeth in her vagina and it’s a very tongue-in-cheek commentary on religious repression???? so idk like it’s a wild ride and i love it but watch at your own discretion)

american psycho (tw for rape, general misogyny)

sweeney todd

speaking from experience, this is much better live, the movie sucked out all the fun and humor that wasn’t literally written into the lyrics, so i recommend watching the original broadway cast on youtube or something

there’s also a 1936 movie which i haven’t seen so i can’t speak to its quality BUT i would recommend it on the basis of it being made before the musical was created and thus being based more directly on “the string of pearls” novel which is where the sweeney todd urban legend was originally documented

abott and costello meet [insert universal horror monster here] [spooky comedy]

little shop of horrors (original and remake) [spooky comedy]

the last man on earth (1964)

adapted from the same book i am legend (2007) was adapted from but the last man on earth stays much closer to the original book imo

c. h. u. d.

ghostbusters (1984 and 2016 versions)*

ghost ship

sick girl (tw for bugs, pregnancy horror)

misery (tw for torture)

puppet master series (tw for rape, nazism)

the haunting in connecticut

zombieland**

jurassic park series

lizzie borden took an axe

wolf creek (tw for rape)

it (1990, 2017)

i have........ some nitpicky issues about putting it on this list, because neither movie adaptation really did justice to the whole concept of “derry itself is an extension of an eldritch horror and the real scary part of the story isn’t the clown, it’s the horrible violent tragedies that have repeatedly occurred and then been dismissed throughout derry’s history, leaving the entire town in a large-scale sort of cycle of abuse” so ????????????? idk like i truly do recommend reading the book as well as seeing the movies for The Whole It Experience(TM), but i totally get that not everyone is gonna do that

the 1990 version tells more or less the complete story, but because of that it didn’t have time to include a lot of fun details

the 2017 version only tells the childhood portion of the story, which leaves it time to include fun details. i was really hoping to see more of derry’s backstory or more development on mike and stan as members of marginalized groups -> how that influences their life in derry, but we didn’t get much of that? mike’s importance to the losers (researcher, somewhat of a skeptic/hardass at times to keep the others together) was removed, his healthy family dynamic was removed (mike, richie, and possibly stan are the only characters in the book with healthy family dynamics, somewhat underscoring the concept that derry itself is trapped in a cycle of abuse), and derry’s history of racism is never touched on aside from the kids mentioning “the fire at the black spot” a couple times in passing. overall it was a fun movie and you can tell everyone making it had a blast but compared to the book it’s like. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

BASICALLY what i’m saying here is that the book is really deep wrt social issues, and while neither movie really touches on those concepts in-depth, they are still good horror movies on their own and ofc a part of american pop culture

house of wax (1953)

marnie (tw for rape, abuse and coercion in a marriage dynamic, animal/pet death, graphic depictions of psychological abuse, graphic depiction of a violent death involving a child)

cabin fever (tw for sickness horror/body function horror/unsanitary horror, occasional slurs)

mega shark vs. giant octopus

i don’t even have a real reason for listing this i just can’t believe it exists and i want the whole world to know

texas chainsaw massacre (1974), texas chainsaw massacre 2, texas chainsaw 3d

ju-on: the grudge

phantoms

the plot is pretty ehhh imo but the effects are great; rose mcgowan is gorgeous as always, peter o’toole’s character is great, and ben affleck’s character lowkey has some batman circa arkham knight vibes going on. also, liev schrieber becomes a tentacle monster. i couldn’t make this shit up if i tried y’all

vamps*

this movie. this movie

krysten ritter and alicia silverstone are a couple of vampires, sigourney weaver is their hot mess of a vampire mom, dan stevens is krysten ritter’s boyfriend, wallace shawn is van helsing but he’s basically just vizzini: vampire hunter au and it’s GOLD

it’s literally the cutest and funniest vampire media i’ve ever seen in my life as well as one of the most detailed when it comes to vampire lore i cannot recommend it enough

bram stoker’s dracula

death becomes her**

what we do in the shadows**

disturbia

frankenstein (2004 miniseries, more like a 2-part movie than a tv show)

flatliners (1990) (tw for drug use, uncensored depictions of cadaver dissection)

the cabinet of dr. caligari

the limehouse golem (tw for sexual assault and csa)

repulsion (tw for sexual assault)

the trial (1962)

*spooky comedy: a comedy movie with a spooky premise that i am categorizing with horror movies due to the genre overlap, but that lacks the intense violence, gore, etc. of a horror movie

**horror comedy: a spooky comedy that does not lower the level of violence, gore, etc. that is standard in a horror movie

thrillers

stoker (tw for incest, has a scene in which the protag’s mother verbally abuses her)

m [german film, watch with subtitles] (tw for themes of pedophilia/child molestation/child murder, but it’s worth noting that the whole point of the movie is to condemn and demonize pedophilia)

also one of if not the very first detective movies

nightcrawler (tw for rape)

the vvitch/the witch/however the fuck it’s spelled

rear window (1954)

zodiac

hannibal lecter franchise (tw for cannibalism, obviously)-- the silence of the lambs, hannibal, red dragon, manhunter

manhunter is adapted from the same book red dragon is (red dragon) except manhunter was made before anthony hopkins became The Iconic Hannibal Lecter(TM) so it focuses much more on will graham and francis dolarhyde

hannibal rising is worth watching for gaspard ulliel’s performance but the book was much better

the hannibal movie adaptation changed the ending of the hannibal book while still maintaining a really good and really compelling storyline so the book and movie are definitely both highly recommended by me

gone girl

shutter island (tw for asylum horror)

pan’s labyrinth

tiger house

the champagne murders

the plot and pacing are a little ehhh; in my opinion there was too much tension buildup between characters and not enough actual plot development. BUT, anthony perkins is in it so it’s worth watching if you love him like i do

documentaries

cropsey (documentary on child murders)

urban legends (another documentary, by the same people, talks about how real-life crime affects the american psyche and lives on as urban legends/horror tropes)

the poisoner’s handbook

h. h. holmes

nightmares in red, white, and blue

his name was jason

never sleep again: the elm street legacy

american ripper [currently ongoing tv series]

television/youtube

bates motel

ahs s1 (tw for... literally everything)

slasher

similar basic premise as ahs, but imo ahs is v exploitative and builds the plot on violence and vice, whereas slasher builds the violence and vice on the plot

supernatural (LISTEN........ LISTEN....................... conceptually it’s the bees knees okay)

penny dreadful (tw for constant explicit sexuality, religious iconography/sacrilege, asylum horror)

criminal minds

bbc broadchurch

bbc river

bbc sherlock but literally only ep. 3.4 “the abominable bride”

rosemary’s baby (2-part made-for-tv movie)

unedited footage of a bear

marblehornets

true detective

frankenstein (2004 miniseries, more like a 2-part movie than a tv show)

tbs’ search party

podcasts

the black tapes podcast

small town horror

alice isn’t dead

king falls am [spooky comedy, more sci-fi than horror but there is One Episode that positively screams “love letter to 80s horror movies” so i can’t leave it out with good conscience]

limetown

welcome to night vale [spooky comedy]

the dark tome

video games

until dawn

outlast series

five nights at freddy’s

dead by daylight

bioshock

#recs #horror #*mine #masterlist

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lovebholesnotwar · 4 years

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seriously tho tor.. i know you hate when i bring up past shit & reliving anything more than anyone i’ve ever knew lol... but i’ve just been thinking a lot lately. & to be vague as possible... i just feel like i really made you feel very alone, & made fun of you & was kinda a dick to you, when you were going through some hard times.. for a person that was willing to travel across the country & back for me, & prob honestly put more effort into our relationship than i even really did. i didn’t treat as i should. which is my favorite bitch. i feel like i deserve every bad thing you ever did to me these days.. & so much more, really lol. (if only i had some hotter friends worth actually fucking!) hah no, i think i deff got my karma for everything in the end.. now that i ironically have 2 chipped front teeth, & can barely see out of my right eye anymore hah... & i’m even kinda talking to this girl who is a real prostitute, which i’m sure will amuse you! (especially the fact she never has even sucked or fucked me before, & is like already cucking me! always off, just sucking some other dude’s bigger dick for money!) honestly, i love the ways we infected each other’s personalities though... i still literally haven’t even got my dick sucked in like 6 years. or tried (& failed) to fuck a girl’s vagina in like 7 years.. & haven’t even put it in a girl’s butt in like 8 years now... i guess i like to think you’re out there somewhere, & know, & are proud of me though... for all the times you wanted me to realize just what a little bitchboy beta male i really am deep down, that doesn’t deserve no pussy... that i finally truly accept what a little dick loser i am, that i like don’t even whip my own dick out for my own gf anymore. (what pops in my mind - that first time i was making out with you, with my hand shoved down the front of your pants, & you were soaking wet... then whipped my lil’ dick out, saw just how small it was in person, & kept trying to look away & folding yr lips under your teeth, & were like bone dry in seconds! never to be that wet again!) now i just try to push them into worshiping big dicks from the start! in hopes to never put another girl through everything i put you through again... i honestly love all the ways i’ve effected who you are as a person though! i love how much i made you realize hoe much you just really fucking hate small dicks. <3 & how much it makes you want to kill yourself to think to be stuck with one again.. i love that i pushed you into big dick superiority even more than before we dated! to after me, it went to like x10 :p ... that you hate short, scrawny “men.” that are feminine. with no muscles. you always want to fuck some tall, muscular, masculine, dominant alpha male now! with a huge, thick, veiny cock! finally realizing “size doesn’t just matter... it’s literally the only thing that matters.” haha i think that’s hot about you though... that you know what you want. & get it. & don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks about it. honestly, sometimes i wish you were a little more of a slut! you’re hot. work it! you should like have one of each dating site, always finding new guys, new prey, then infecting hundreds after hundreds of guys across america with pix of yr fine ass butthole! infecting their brains, until you’ve created hundreds of little monsters still jerking off about it like 10 years later, just like me! in return, getting so many dick pix that your computer runs out of space! while you sort out yr “top 20″ list, & just always fuck whichever guy has the biggest dick first! & then just go down the line from there! it should make you mad there are so many real men with big dicks out there that haven’t realized you suck the best dick, & buttfuck better than literally anyone! even pros! i love that part of you that “wants revenge.” & is always fucking your ex’s best friends & dads. i think it’d be hot if sucking 2 different dicks in the same day was “a pretty average wednesday.” hah! going out on a lunch date with one guy. sucking his dick. (just for the love of sucking dick.) then going to out dinner, sucking him off with the taste of another guy’s dick still fresh on yr lips. but then buttfuck him. & just go around torturing boys, loving when they get mad when they realize you’ve a\been buttfucking their best friend behind their back. but not them. & are so burnt you never would let them stick in it in your butt, as yr new shtick. really though, nothing makes me harder though than a bunch of hung wigger dudes fucking your asshole sore with their big dicks,until you squirt so fucking hard you accidentally start pissing yourself... in the woods. while you do that thing where you squeeze your butthole tight, & they blow their load balls deep, 9 inches deep up your asshole! their thick veins twitching & pulsating. as they pull out, & you lean over more, showing off yr huge gape to them. have them take a pic. impressed. it’s your biggest one yet. then send it to me. i sa “wow. i’m impressed. your biggest one yet!” before you blow your loud post-anal farts on their dick head. drizzling their own cum back down them, while you suck it back up, blow cum bubbles, spit it back on their dick, & suck it off again so hard that hey’re already cumming a second time in your mouth while you do it. fuck i miss you sometimes, clearly. haha. but seriously though, my ADHD aside, i just want you to be happy,,, i just want to be on team tori again... (not team kyle.) for real this time. i know you used to always just think i want something out of you or something. but the only real aspiration i have with you these days is that maybe the hung wigger dude you’re banging actually lives close to me, like a 20 min drive away, to see me... (i’m s’posed to get a moped soon!c adulting!) & that maybe you then tie me up & force me to watch. after having him kick my ass for foreplay, or having me lurk in the woods, hearing the balls smacking against your ass from a mile away.. then sneak off “to pee.” but, between realizing you actually really do have to pee & just start pissing in my mouth (like it’s almost my foot on my shower floor or something!(, you make me lick your asshole clean & blow your post-anal farts in my mouth. while i can imagine now our communication being me being “i love you...” & you being like “shut up bitch. you’re not eating my ass hard enough if i can still hear words coming out of your mouth. but anyway.. i’m sorry tor.. i just hope we can be good.. or at least a little better to some degree before we die. you’re still my fav bitch. & like half my personality, split away from me...

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