#and then she is like. ok! today we're going on an outing!

[mercurygray]

Hiiii Merc 💜

Everything ok? Hope you're feeling better!

I saw your prompt list and I just couldn't resist... How would you feel about either nr 72 (mischief managed) or nr 74 (are you challenging me?)

For, you guessed it, my girl Fred? (I have to stay loyal to my girl)

If not, no worries 💜

Thank you 😍

- your Fred Friend

The three of them definitely looked like trouble.

Fred looked up from the table she was wiping down to see Ken Lemmons at the door of the Aero Club, his two smallest assistants in tow.

"Morning, Fred," Ken said with a smile. "Mind if we come in?"

"Oh, I'm not sure I can let these two hooligans in here," Fred added with pretend seriousness, looking down at Billy and Sammy, who was carrying a cardboard box. "Since they're not actually members of the US Armed Forces."

"Not even if we brought you a present?" Sammy asked, gesturing with the box he was holding.

"Billy and Sammy found something out at the hardstand and thought you'd like to have it," Ken explained. "I thought it'd be better if they brought it to ya in person."

Fred pretended to consider it, keeping in mind that all three of them, including Ken, looked like they were up to something. It was not outside the realm of possibility for the contents of the box to be a live frog - or a cow pie. "Well, I do like presents. Depends if it's a good one."

"We brought you a spark plug!" Billy said with a grin, obviously very pleased with his joke.

Fred's eyebrows went clear up into her hair, trying not to appear uncharitable. (Six year old boys were a tough bunch when you didn't like their jokes.) "Oh, well then. Can't say I've gotten one of those recently. Where is it?" But just as she said that, the box in Sammy's arms meowed, and one tiny black paw batted its way out of the lid. A spark plug, huh? Fred carefully opened up the box, trying not to get swiped, and came face to face with a tiny scrap of a black kitten, eyes peering querulously up from the cardboard. It yowled inquisitively and tried to stand up on its back legs to get out, not quite strong enough to make the jump yet.

"Goodness me. Where on earth did you find him?"

Sammy spoke up immediately. "We were helping Ken with the engine and he needed a spanner -"

"A wrench," Billy corrected over his friend, looking at Ken for confirmation that he'd used the right word. Ken nodded, but Sammy had kept right on going.

"-And there was a noise in the boxes of spare parts! So we named him Spark Plug!"

"He scratched me," Billy added, showing the still-red scratch on his good hand. "But I don't think he meant it."

"I think he might have gotten away from his mother and crawled in where it was warm," Ken offered, by way of actual context. "Needs a little bit of looking after, but I thought he might help with your mice."

Helen came round the corner with the bookkeeping ledgers, heading for the back office from the supply room. "What's this? Presents for Fred and not for me?"

"I think he's for all of us, Helen." Fred collected the box from Sammy and tipped it to show Helen. The kitten batted at the box again. "This is Spark Plug."

"Oh, goodness, isn't he a darling," Helen said, reaching in with one finger to pet his small velvet head. "Hello, you. Are you hungry, precious? Did those boys give you a silly name?"

"Can we help feed him?" Billy asked, obviously with an eye to the main chance of getting into the kitchen and closer to whatever today's treats were likely to bed.

"Before we do anything he's going to go outside and get a bath, and while we're doing that you're going to go with Ken to the ammunition depot and find us a tray of sand," Helen announced. "He needs a place to do his business. If we're going to start with cats I want them to know what the expectations are."

"Well, come on, you heard Miss Helen," Ken said, a hand on both their small shoulders. "Let's go find some sand."

Their mischief now mostly managed, the two boys took off at a run towards Ken's Jeep, their handler taking his sweet time behind them so he could drive over to the depot. Trouble, Fred repeated to herself with a grin, still holding the box. Inside, Spark Plug made another swipe at the cardboard. "Are we keeping you out of trouble or getting you into it, buddy?"

The cat only yowled again, and Fred, for her part, agreed.

#asked and answered #Anonymous #i have written a thing #mercurygraypresents #tds cinematic universe #masters of the air OC #masters of the air x oc #freda torvaldsen

[the-faultofdaedalus]

me and @tin-can-iron-man have created a new character that is "normal insta influencer except she's from latveria and accidentially becomes the de-facto PR person because her audience begs her to livestream herself asking victor questions during a doomsday parade and she does it"

#latverian insta girlie is SO funny to me #she doesnt even get famous because of this tbh. shes a normal vlogger #everyone thinks shes just living the ultimate cottagecore lifestyle #and then she is like. ok! today we're going on an outing! #and it's exiting because i get to show you hoverjousting! there hasn't been a tournament here in a while! #and the whole chat is just. wtf is hoverjousting. #or like. a POV we have to decorate the town for doomsday video #and everyone is like. wtf is doomsday. #and then shes livestreaming the parade and victor is going by in his car while everyone cheers #and some brave and foolish member of her chat is like ASK HIM QUESTIONS #and she does #just like. completely unafraid like HELLO LORD DOOM MY FOLLOWERS WANT TO KNOW YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR #also: her name is lillian and i love her

[wellthatschaotic]

coworker (derogatory)

#she just fucking. IRKS me #so we have the same job. same authority level. yet she acts like shes a lead #which would be fine im ok with others taking charge #IF THEY DO IT RIGHT #shes SO FUCKING BAD AT IT?? #AND. we have senority!! #yes she is older than us physically but we have worked here for months longer!!! #if anyone is in charge (WHICH SHOULD BE THE LEAD) would it not be the guy who worked there longest??? #uggghhhh #she came in late today then was like um youre doing potties wrong youre only supposed to fill half and leave the other stalls for ne #girl then be on time #im not waiting for u im not making the dogs wait for u #so she starts bringing my dogs back (against the rules) (we literally had a meeting last night) #im done arguing. just. fine. whatever. she better have charted or else thatll look bad on me since i brought the dogs out #confronts me later. make sure you fill the potty waters. i say i do. she says yeah but not enough #gestures to a bowl she has filled that is 1) smaller than the bowls in potties 2) TOO FULL #we're not supposed to fill them past halfway so they dont spill #and theyre in the potties for like. 15 minutes. even if they finish their water. im fairly sure its not that inhumane for them to #wait a few more minutes before they go back to their room #THEN. she goes to do feeding. someone is in a meeting where the ipads are (needed to track feeding) #only ipad out is for the front. the front also needs an ipad. so i am instructed to wait #few min later. she comes with an ipad. is the meeting over? no i took it from the front #GIRL. #and she always complains about being in group too much #bestie 90% of the job is group #if you get a day shift youre gonna spend it in group #chill #just. ugh #chaos chitters

[snixx]

I AM SUCH A USELESS LESBIAN

#i kinda like a girl for the first time in idk four years? #properly for the first time ever maybe #and i finally figured out how to talk to her #...online #...right before we're both going off to college #...and she's moving to the us 💀 #but damn i was a little bit impressed at my rizz i did not think i was capable of being this smooth #...but ofc it had to be with a girl who's lived in the same place as me for years but I've never met her and she's going to the us #ok ok ok so she's a friend of a friend #and she has the BEST TASTE IN BOOKS #like her fav cmq book is iksw #and she loves the poppy war and final draft #and today i randomly messaged her like hmm would you maybe wanna exchange books because there are a bunch of these i don't think i can read #or am not a fan of but i think she might like them #and she was like heck yeah! and we wanted to meet up but couldn't figure out when #send help #vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com #ALSO WE'RE SO SIMILAR IT'S EERIE

[sherlock-is-ace]

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#ok i'm going to complain of an extremely petty thing #but i'ts eating me inside and i need to get it out without ruining my brother's day #he passed his last exam today he finished uni today and we're all very excited and happy for him he deserves it i love him #my aunt and a friend of her are coming to my house with food to celebrate this achievement #a lovely thing for them to do #my mom hasn't stopped saying how happy she is that he finished and passed all exams and she's proud and excited #all valid feelings ofc #there's special food for a special celebration for how special is my brother for finishing his studies #cute and fun #and i'm supposed to be the same level of hype (which i am don't get me wrong this IS exciting) #but here's the thing #i don't think ANYONE in my entire family has ever said ANYTHING about the fact that i graduated my university in 2018... #and they know... today in fact my aunt literally told me she didn't even know when i graduated #and listen i know this is petty and i don't want them to do a big thing that would be in fact annoying for me #but like... i can't help but think this is because what i studied was art and my brother studied programming... #you know a Proper Respectable Smart Career #while i'm here just doing silly drawings and starving to death like all artists... #i'm literally working on my field! #and i'm upset although i shouldn't be because it's stupid and the alternative would be them doing a big celebration for me #WHICH I DON'T WANT!! #so this whole rant is useless and stupid... #anyways i'm SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY BROTHER! he struggled so much with this degree and he's finally done :') #i'm getting him a present skjfsd #ok that's it #i'm done thanks for reading ksjdfhgdf #i had to say it here cause obviously i can't say any of this out loud lol #it's not only a dick move but also embarrassing af kdfjhfg #angel talks #personal

[munch-mumbles]

ive been a little upset about it all night so i need to write out all the things that happened at work today and are bugging me so i can TRY to get it out of my head and actually RELAX bc i just keep pacing in circles around it instead of just accepting it and moving on

#for context i was working frying chicken today. ok so i arrive and literally all the chicken out expires within ten minutes of each other #meanwhile to remake everything takes about an hour 20 #tried my best to get everything out and replaced and make sure i have enough of everything and then take my break bc with chicken there are #few narrow windows to take your break in you have very little control over when it is #get back and while im getting ready for my next fry one of the assistant leaders comes back and passive aggressively asks 'everything ok?' #and when i say yeah shes starts saying how shes 'just checking' because apparently i didnt have enough chicken out for her liking and went #on about how we're in a chicken drive (I KNOW. I WORK CHICKEN SHE NEVER HAS.) #etc etc. i just say ok and she leaves #like 20 minutes later she comes fucking back to rag on me again about how i need to choose my break times better and i need to have more #chicken out there as back up (extremely difficult bc there is literally only so much room in the fryers. the batches i usually make already #nearly completely fill them up) blah blah and then when i try to explain how i WAS making pretty big batches people are just snatching them #up fast she keeps trying to walk out the door right away and keeps stopping and looking over her shoulder to just stare at me while i try t #finish my sentence #and she just. doesnt say anything in response when i do finish she just leaves #so clearly she didnt want a conversation she just wanted to rag on me #then later for cleanup the timing of everything just kept lining up inconveniently so i kept having to get in and out of raw cleaning gear #and slowing myself down and i end up having to stay almost 15 minutes late to finish cleaning #during cleaning i have to go grab a key to the back door to take out my trash and this one coworker i have was standing in the way of the #door. i say excuse me and she just stares at me and goes huh? #and i say i need a key and she barely moves out of the way without responding and she has a look like im bothering her #why are you acting like im being douchey. i just need a key. thats something she does a lot she acts like im inconveniencing her by asking #basic favors . ive stopped asking her to help me open the back door (sometimes needed if i also have raw garbage to take out and therefore #cant touch the key myself) for some reason she takes it upon herself to almost completely close the door after i walk out so when i come #back i have to awkwardly use my foot to reach around and pull the door open #ive asked her before not to do it and she just ignored me #GRAH GRAH. and then like i said in my last rb i realized while i was drivign home i forgot to wash a damn pan #im mostly worried about it because ive forgotten a couple times in the past too . in my defense its a pan i personally dont use but it just #gets left behind from first shift sometimes and then second shifters end up having to make sure its clean #im just irritateddd and im mad im worried about it all. its all little things piling up on each other #LOL I WROTE A LOT MORE BUT THE REST GOT CUT OUT IG I HIT A TAG LIMIT. tumblr voice ok dude quit your bitching !!

[gothamcityneedsme]

also basically all of those screenshots are tavon being mean b/c i think its way funnier when he's mean. i dont screenshot when he says nice things

#shitpost #i mean. i do. i have over 1000 screenshots from today #but like. i dont usually POST those #thats for my brainworms writing process #he was nice to petra and to sa'har this patch. and rass i suppose but he DID say something pretty mean to rass so i think it balances out #well. not to rass like exactly but tavon did say like one shitty thing about mandalorians lmao. #because he was like. uhhh you guys better fix that shit. and rass was like I KNOW WE'RE WORKING ON IT OK #etc etc its fine. but it was a little mean #anyways also #he said something almost out of character to petra because he was like #im not qualified in this but i AM the leader of a force enclave so i feel like i should tell this nascent force user that uh #leaning on her anger probably isn't a good move. and. in a practical sense. will probably get her killed #but ALSO i know for force users there are some Not So Good Vibes Here #so like. im obsessed w/ that too #and tbh tavon has been wanting to actually talk to sa'har since like. manaan. #since manaan he became like. he basically has no intention to fight her unless she makes it happen #which is VERY STRANGE for him #but he picked up on the Something Is Going On vibes and he's like. hmmm #usually he is far more like. harder to disarm vs a foe #but he can tell sa'har is presenting herself as a foe and... isnt one really #which is quite fun for me because that's not something tavon does often #something i expect more from my other characters

[apathyfairy]

soooo sick of companies acting like they dont make 1 million dollars every millisecond and that sharing your membership with your friends is bankrupting them

#my mom gave me her credit card bc i was going to costco and she has the one where the membership is on the credit card #so like at self checkout u just scan the one and it's easy anyway today this old lady was working the self checkout and she called me to th #open one and she scanned the back of the card and she was like... hm. is she here with you? like to my moms picture on the back of the card #and i was like no that's my mom im using her credit card #and she stood there for like 15 seconds just thinking and i was like ??? until i realized she's literally not going to let me checkout lmao #so realizing that i was like oh. i have my own card but it's on the same membership like we have the family plan thing #and she's like yes. you have to use your own card. so she scans mine and then im paying with my moms credit card at the machine thing #and she looks at me and she goes. they arent transferrable. #like lady what the hell is it your business if my mom wants me to go to the store and use her credit card like #i already told u we're on the same membership and it's my mom like we have the same last name u want me to whip out my birth certificate ? #so now literally family members. who live together even. cant go to the store for each other like. ok

[buckttommy]

+

#There is so much political intrigue in the bible lol #I was reading through 1 kings today as part of a separate thing and I got to the part where david dies #or is about to die #which is. technically. the first chapter *waves hand* but still #so anyways #he's about to die and then nathan (prophet) goes to Solomon's mom and he's like 'hey uh don't freak out but david's son adonijah is trying #to claim the throne that was promised to your son. no yeah he's literally like. he's literally doing it right now 🤪' #and she's like ??? omg ? #and he's like 'no it's fine it's ok here's what we're going to do you're gonna go to king david and you're gonna be like 'i thought you #promised the crown to my son solomon :(' and then i'm gonna come behind you and be like 'hey did you change your mind about solomon #becoming king or what?' and then david will fulfill the oath he made before god' #and so bathsheba and nathan enact their little plan and david is like 'uh no i did not change my mind IN FACT. while adonijah is throwing #himself a banquet to celebrate his victory you guys are going to go to gihon and anoint solomon as king right Now' #so nathan et al go to gihon and anoint solomon king and the nation at large is ecstatic about it and they blow a trumpet announcing his #like. his. idk. not election but you know what i mean #so anyways MEANWHILE. adonijah is chilling at his banquet finishing up his feast with his party guests and he hears the trumpet and he's #like huh wonder wot's all this then and then some guy named jonathan comes in at the moment and adonijah is like 'hey buddy :) let's hear #some good news on this Day that i have become king :)' #and jonathan is like 'yeah.....sorry to crash the party but uh. solomon is king now. yikes' #and everyone at adonijah's party is freaked out so they SCATTER and adonijah is like 'oh sh*t solomon is going to kill me' #so he goes to the king like 'hey sorry about the whole *waves hand* usurping thing. haha. anyways can u please swear not to kill me' #and solomon is like '😐 bffr. but yk? alright. if you act right i won't have to but if there's any evil in you? you're outta here bruv'' #and so adonijah is like 'ykw? say less' and submits to solomon's kingship and that's the end of chapter one but anyways. ALL this to say #i'm pretty sure i have read this plot in a YA novel except there was significantly more murder at the end #jack.txt #religion //

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

real

#this is so mind numbingly exhausting i don't understand how everyone else seems to just do it? #it was such a weird day #started out in a good mood but then boss scolded these two interns cause of a mistake #and like he wasn't shouting exactly but he raised his voice and said so many things like you are so careless im suffering so many losses bc #bc of you outsiders are going to think i don't have a good team and i don't have control over my team #and how we should always note things down because we're so distracted and not serious #and how before going home everyday we should report to him what work we did today #i understand that he's being reasonable (maybe? idk) but it sounded so eerily horribly like my dad i couldn't function properly for an hour #why are men so similar everywhere #why am i SO scared i could feel the disappointment radiating off him and he wasn't even mad at me and i felt like a failure #which is so embarrassing like girl stop you are a 20 year old adult woman you will not cry at your workplace because an angry man triggered #your dad issues #and upar se there was a new intern at work one year younger than me and oh my god he was so annoying #like i talked to him first bc i pitied him like what if he felt alone it was only his second day but boy literally could not stop talking😭 #like ok it's kinda cool that this senior di she trusted me enough to be like you teach him this project report this when ive only been #here for 3 weeks but bhai😭 he's so annoying 😭 i have newfound respect for the di how does she handle all 7-8 of us interns i would go #crazy and shout at everyone and tell them to leave me alone 😭 but she's so patient and kind and answers dumb questions 100 times #but she's leaving this office permanently from next month bc of her ca final :( i mean very good for her she deserves better more money #better work hours better office etc. but :(( she's leaving :(( #as you can see i have both dad issues and abandonment issues so fun lol

[twilightarcade]

Built up a poison resistance to has a ranking of the best tasting poisons pipeline

#wordstag #evieposting #sorry for dead I'm 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #also had a fun day today and proceeded to get a bad headache #going to sleep after this just wanted to say 50 tginhs before calling it a say #it would also serve like. Logical use #like if you were able to write down all the traits n flavors n such of each poison #I know things like this exist but. It's special ok #I would need to figure out exactly what it extends to but it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say it covered a large majority #and like you can always. Broaden your horizons. Yk. #'oh boy time to gain another resistance mmmmm' #did I mentioned she specializes mainly in toxicology. I don't think I did but that seems important #somewhat #it's a bit silly too #iris' job is a bit more wishywashy though #generally more scattered. odd jobs mostly involving leaving the facility #I think secretary lady should get a job that's more than just sitting there and keeping up appearances but that's where we're at with her #sort of mean. Sorry secretary lady #you are more than just that in my heart

[todayisafridaynight]

NOOOOO IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY ISN'T IT😭😭😭😭😭😭I wanted to be done with at least one of my Jo pieces... BUT YEAH I have definitely thought about that too I just think it's Neat when kids end up taller than their parents (<- is taller than my mom)

RIGHT THOUGH Tsutsumi's taller than average even! I feel like a lot of key figures at RGGS are just pretty damn tall.

Also... the Jo scene I included in my video... would you describe that as a smile with teeth becaaaaause...

THE DAY'S NOT OVER YET YOU STILL HAVE TIME. I THINK. (╯▽╰ )

rgg's cast consists predominantly of blokes over 6ft its only right the rgg team Also Considerably Tall 😷

when it comes to jo and smiling seeing any kind of smirk from him's already eyebrow raising BUT BUT BUT i could def count that smile toothier than his previous grins. so. 👁️👁️

#snap chats #OK BUT THATS SO FUNNY THAT WE'RE BOTH TALLER THAN OUR MOMS CJLAKJ #not like it's hard.. she's 5'2... but still... #i think my dad's like. 6'4 idk i havent seen him in a while i forget but yeah i got like the sweet middle ground between him and her ig #in any case YOU HAVE TIME TO FINISH YOUR PIECE. I THINK 2X IDK TIMEZONES... it JUST became midnight for me thirty mins ago #Happy Birthday Tsutsumi. Properly This Time. #i actually thought bout streaming today just for giggles esp when i keep thinkin bout drawin other charas he's played #(mostly toru and hiro but not important--) #BUT YEAH NO DEF DEF DEF THAT WAS A TOOTHY GRIN IN THAT SCENE #again jo never smiles and that one was considerably more. 'open' ig to describe it #much to consider............ not for me rn tho im watching kyouen...... i have 7 mins left in this ep tho LMAO #boooo why did tsutsumi's bday have to be on a friday i cant go out or go upstairs to cook anything.. #i mean i COULD go out... probably shouldnt tho... ended up did gettin a prop gun oopsie. And a Kirby Thing but Not Important 2x #i'll just eat chicken i guess LMAOO it's fine

[hellotherepaul]

i have 1 podcast in the works and another looking like a possibility

2023 is the year of me embracing being a white dude in portland with a green man bun and a partial art degree, and starting a podcast

#ok but im really excited #one weve already recorded the first ep and we're editing #and one im talking with a friend about later today #but god...im unemployed but i AM currently starting 2 podcasts its a great look #made the mistake of telling my mom about the big one when she checked in (mostly about my job hunt lmao) #her reaction to 'im starting a podcast' was just lol #and then her reaction to me telling her what its about i just got 'wow' #my parents are very proud #but GOD im going to have to go around telling people to check out my podcast #like im not being forced to but im working on my professional artist stuff and it would be a great thing to like have on my linktree

[pagesofkenna]

i reblog a number of posts that are like 'haha sucks for anyone who has crushes on me im unattainable! peace out!' and, thats funny in the abstract, but also i HAVE been thinking, abstractly, about dating a lot more lately than i ever used to. so like. sucks for anyone who has crushes on me because i will remain oblivious until explicitly stated. but i'm not against it being stated i think?

#i was talking to someone at church today about her trying to get me to hang out with the YSA group #and she kind of offhandedly said 'and dont worry we're not gonna try to set you up with anyone' to which i was like 'cool thanks' #and i was laughing internally because 1 good i dont want church people trying to set me up with people #because 2 youre not going to set me up with the right kinds of people! #but 3 if you were trying to set me up with the right kinds of people...... i wouldnt mind actually..... i think...? #(i think she was subtly suggesting she thinks im a lesbian maybe?? which like lol im actually OK with church people thinking im a lesbian #better than them thinking im a straight cis girl yknow)

[perenlop]

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#can my mom like. please not jump to conclusions and be all weird about me #so bit of context for earlier post is that i was eating breakfast and i just woke up and my mom walked in and greeted my happily #and i just gave like a casual ''hey'' bc my mouth was full and she was like ''LOL wtf thats so rude! lets try again. hey!'' #and i said hey again but tried to make it sound more chipper but failed bc im tired and she just groaned and walked into the other room #and we're supposed to go to the river today but shes trying to make plans to go today and tomorrow bc my aunt is coming today #and aunt has a tendency to try and keep people around for very late despite previousplans and my mom always goes with it #so she wants a day with just us. issue is i have to go into college tomorrow to do a meeting and i wanted to study #which. btw i told my mom abt earlier in the week saying id ask to attend virtually but she shut it down and INSISTED i go in person #and whatever plans we have dont matter so i should just go ahead and dedicate the day to schoolwork #so i remind my mom of this and suddenly shes like ''wtf. ur staying the whole day? cant you go for just the meeting and leave?'' #which i didnt want to do bc the meeting is less time than the drive and she literally told me to stay the entire day #so i remind her and she gets frustrated and mad telling me i ''shouldnt limit myself and i should decide to go either today or tomorrow'' #but probably should just study today bc ''well youre clearly in a bad mood for how u greeted me today so maybe you shouldnt come'' #and basically ''come when youre in a better fucking mood tomorrow'' and like. well i WASNT in a bad mood i was just tired #but damn ok now i fucking am bc now youre getting mad at me for plans YOU fucking suggested i do #when i had a completely different plan at first that u tried to make out to be ridiculous #fucking hate it when she does this she also did it on vacation where she got snappy and passive aggressive and rude to me #bc she THOUGHT i was in a bad mood at the park when i wasnt. i just hadnt woken up all the day and wasnt talking #but instead of asking abt it or anything like that she got pissed and basically treated me like shit the whole day #and then when i confronted her she was just like ''ok we BOTH messed up i GUESS can we put it behind us'' #it makes it hard to talk to her when theres an actual problem bc i try to communicate and she just takes it as a personal attack #so now i dont want to go out today just bc my moms being shitty and accusing me of not liking her sister (which ngl i really dont) #and yeah i dont want to stay out late when i did want to get at least one reading done today #but i had everything prepared and now i have full obligations to tomorrow bc she insisted i go ahead #and now shes acting like i did that to spite her #its so exhausting. probably gonna take like separate cars tho tbh so can leave even i f they get sucked in #and use the work as an excuse #echoed voice

[fazcinatingblog]

Who will get there first: Pendles reaching 10,000 disposals or Todd Michael Goldstein reaching 10,000 hitouts

#aflm #Essendon are trying to copy us #we're saying only 4 disposals to go and Essendon obviously looked up the stats and saw Todd is 26 away from 10k #this is unfair #also why isn't Draco Malfoy playing??? THIS IS HIS DAY #he dyed his hair blond for nothing #embarrassing #also i can't sleep because i feel bad i shouldn't have looked at Tony's timesheet sure they told me to but #i shouldn't have been so loud about it as well #i just #I'm an idiot #ok gonna go back to sleep #i think my alarm is still set to go off at 7 #why don't alarms understand public holidays?????? #alarms are sentient but they're just assholes #they're like 'hm it's anzac day maybe we'll let her sleep today--- GET UP LOSER!!!' #it's really mean #alarm clocks and Sophia are the same #like you know that deep down they care and they don't want to yell but they feel they have to #it's fair enough #otherwise I'll just spend the entire day sending out tax returns and filing and #i need her to yell at me re: terms of engagement letters and to do an interim invoice for $8000 because she doesn't have money for wages and #do normal bosses say that #i can't remember other bosses I've had but i don't think any specifically told me every week that they need money for the wages #like it's lying too because she always pays us so why say it???? #make us feel guilty about being paid #as if we should be working for free????