#angus.txt

[autisticangus]

holy shit im listening to the most recent mbmbam live and theyre describinf this fucking banner for the Moontower Comedy Festival and i was like. what do they mean justin is super small

so i googled it and

#i am foing to fucking piss myseld #why is he so LITTLE #he is just a tiny lil lad whyd they fucking shrink him im #angus.txt #mbmbam #my brother my brother and me #mcelroy brothers #angus.pop

[softgaybear]

ok does "no more drawing, you need to focus on your grades if you want to get into that art school" make any fucking sense ?????????like i get it better grades equals more money for college but bitch if you take away drawing from me how the fuck do you think im going to get in that art school ???????????????????????? if i get perfect grades because i give up art then theyre not gonna fucking let me into the art school ?????do you understand,,, that i /have/ to work on my art,,,, to get into art school,,,,,,,,, asshole

#angus.txt #mother mention #talking about my mom who said this shit to me #fufjngm wanna die

[autisticangus]

ok im actually really curious now

obligatory please reblog for a bigger sample size ect ect

edit: by occasionally i just mean you started as player and have continued to both DM and play

extra edit idk how ppl are missing it: it u started as a player and continue to both play AND dm use the "started as a player and occassionally DM" and if u started as a dm and continue to both play and DM choose " first time playing was dm and i have dmd since" the point of this is to gauge how many peoples first game was as DM vs how many ppls first game was as a player and how many people continue to play only one specific role, never play that role again, or play both roles for any given amount of time

#angus.txt #dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #ttrpg #monster of the week #pathfinder #tabletop

[autisticangus]

love that in Amnesty the very fucking MILISECOND that griffin was like "i want u guys to flesh out the world yourself, if you want there to be a dam there can be a dam, you guys build the world you want around you" and all three of these idiots IMMIDIATELY broke character to crown Kepler the one time holder of the title of Most Water Parks Per Capita and then name like 15 different water parks and then name and appoint a guy who can do the exact things they need to be done as Guy In Charge Of Those Things that Duck knows like its so good. u can hear griffin immidiately regreting that decision lmao

#angus.txt #amnesty #taz amnesty #im doin a relisten

[autisticangus]

i found Clints dice!

#angus.txt #kdkfkdkd sorry #im taking an elementary school math class and i got these dice #and all i could think was like. no wonder clint cant roll higher than a 4

[autisticangus]

a few thoughts on TAZ Vs Dracula:

this music is a banger i am losing my mind holy shit

lady is ftm (femme to butch) and i made this meme because im convinced its justins thought process every single time he designs a character

i also made this meme while mutts mom was talking

finally i propose an alternate name for this season

The Adventure Zone: Protestant

#angus.txt #taz vs dracula #taz vs dracula spoilers #i will probably shorten this tag at some point so watch for a post saying my new spoiler tag

[autisticangus]

not taz but asking here cuz i have more chance of a response than my main, but is anyone else on ios unable to snooze tumblr live? my toggle now says it will snooze it for 30 whole days instead of just 7 which is GREAT if it actually did anything ive toggled it back and forth and opened and closed the app and its not doin shit rn

#angus.txt #not taz

[autisticangus]

IT IS TIME...

for the The Adventure Zone: Balance sexyperson poll

I've done the bracket a lil different than other polls

Rather than randomizing all the characters available against eachother, I have hand selected the 8 characters I felt have the best chances and placed them so that the first round will be going against them to make everything a little more fair so that smaller NPCs without as much love won't go down round one against a player character or something!

I have also separated the brackets by gender, not for weird reasons, also just for fairness so if, say, Taako is up against Lucretia, the poll isn't thrown off by the majority of votes coming from people who are only attracted to women or vice versa.

ROUND ONE:

Johann VS Edward (Winner VS Taako)

Barry Bluejeans VS Avi (Winner VS Magnus)

Davenport VS Leon the Artificer (Winner VS Merle)

Magic Brian VS John (Winner VS Kravitz)

Lydia VS Istus (Winner VS Killian)

Julia Burnsides VS Sloane (Winner VS Lucretia)

Carey Fangbattle VS Hurley (Winner VS Lup)

Klarg VS No-3113 (Noelle) (Winner VS Garfield)

#angus.txt #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #taz #taz balance

[autisticangus]

thinkin abt clints evolution of Item Names from Merles "vroom broom" and the ever contentious "lil choppy" to neds narfblaster and crepes by monica van and now hes got a fucking. give a ghost projector and THEN went on to make ghost an acronym like in 2017 he wouldve called it the ghostywatch and called the wings like big flappy or somethin

#angus.txt #this was in my drafts #its good tho why did draft it #mcelroys #the adventure zone

[autisticangus]

man i could ramble for an hour abt how as much as i love griffins storytelling abilities and writing style and incredible way with words that makes me feel emotions in a way most other fictional media absolutely cannot... justins world building absolutely leads to the most immersive TAZ experience IMO. i love everything about balance and amnesty and ethersea, obviously, but those stories stop existing without tres horny boys, aubrey ned and duck, or zoox amber and devo. the interpersonal relationships and conflicts between those characters, the npcs, and the world they live in tells a story. steeplechase, however, is just a living concept that i can drop into and explore on my own without justin saying a single word. its literally incredible. steeplechase feels *real* in a way no other world in TAZ ever has.

#angus.txt #steeplechase #im not saying any one is better is better than any other #just that steeplechase is so fuckign good i could cry just thinking abt it #i wanna go there....

[autisticangus]

in my amnesty relisten and im SO sorry to do this to yall but i had an epiphany

duck newton has:

-shitty sword

-skateboard

-bonus: a fucked up jetpack

conclusion: Duck Strider

#angus.txt #the adventure zone #taz amnesty #duck newton #homestuck jumpscare my deepest apologies except not at all

[autisticangus]

mcelroy convention panel concept i could never do because no one would attend it staff wouldnt get it and those who showed up would be blow away by my powerful autism blast:

i play a short phrase from a random monster factory and u must tell me which game they were playing and the name of the monster

#angus.txt

[autisticangus]

someone pls help me WHERE is the scene that istus like. stops and looks at her tapestry and says "huh" and then just fuckin. rips the thread or whatever out. where does that happen. im looking thru transcripts to try and find it and im not finding it WHERE IS IT

edit: i found it! its episode 68 in the finale after taako makes a taco

#i need it for a FUCKING research paper #angus.txt #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #unrebloggable so people stop responding cuz i already found it!

[autisticangus]

guys... im graduating in like 3 weeks... i wanna decorate my cap with a TAZ quote and ive always loved the "youre going to be amazing" decorated caps evennif its a lil cliche at this point lol but like. any one got other potential quotes? doesnt have to be balance obvs cuz i have Taste

#angus.txt #im really just graduating from community college before transfering in the fall #but IT COUNTS TOCME GODDAMNIT #i got an honors award for being the outstanding student in teacher education for special education (:

[autisticangus]

"bluhbubluh bluh Ethersea is bad cuz of XYZ!!!"

the series ends with two gigantic lesbian goddesses ruling over a land of magic sharks through the powers of friendship, being silly, and a weird banana tree they just found

#angus.txt #amber/oksana is so fucking important #ethersea relisten #ethersea spoilers #taz spoilers

[autisticangus]

I have made a spreadsheet to better represent the various Reoccurring Bits that i love and would make into to supercut video edits of if i had the time and/or attention span

#lpotl #angus.txt #just in case anyone forgot im autistic heres a spreadsheet lmao