Can't believe that Anon likes you more than me 💔
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Fr... dw I love you more than that anon <3
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Imagine: skeezy strip club manager Joel. Refers to employees as “his girls” and reader is a new hire✨✨
strip club manager!Joel
God damnit. This is exploding out of my fingers 😭 (edit: 2k and counting, subscribe to @toxicfics notifs if you want to be alerted)
You adjust your top, anticipating that’s where he wants to do a line.
“Ain’t gonna fuck with your tits before showtime,” he says as he kneels down. He takes a deep, hungry breath as he looks your body over. “I can touch ya, right?” You nod.
“Good answer,” he murmurs. His hands are massive. He lightly trails the calloused pads of two fingers, barely touching your skin, from your collarbone down between your breasts. You suck in a breath through your nose and erupt in goosebumps.
“Ooooh,” he says lowly. “Don’t take much, do it?” His eyebrows knit mischievously as he meets your gaze. His fingers continue their journey down your body, between your ribs, over your belly button, over the lace where he lingers then uses his knuckles to ghost your clit ever so lightly through the lingerie. You gasp and wonder if he'll find out how wet you are.
“Problem?” he asks
“No,” you shake your head.
0 days without spawning a new Joel.
Or is he entirely new? 🤔
(He's not. He's an alternate timeline of Jojo from jailbird.)
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dan and phil themed asks !!
as compiled by me and Lydia @philsbrownquiff <33
owl slide: what’s a unique feature you’d like in your dream home?
MIA: what’s the most unhinged reason you think they’re not uploading?
Project X: what do you think their next big announcement will be?
filming flat: what’s your favourite dan and phil conspiracy theory?
deliveroo: what’s your comfort take out meal?
Sister Daniel: what’s your favorites of Dan and Phil’s looks?
Manchester: have you ever met an online friend irl because dan and phil?
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ok new oc ask game
Send me 📻 + an oc and I'll give you a random song off their playlist + an explanation of why it's there
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In my perfect world Geralt lives in retirement after W3 with Iorveth and Yennefer in that homestead from the Blood and Wine DLC. Just an elf and a mage taking turns kissing a witcher in a vineyard
i havent played tw3 yet but i'm with you on this one
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😀🫶🏼 gee who designed that guy - all they did was copy and paste
[ this takes place a few days after Oliver has come to life. Asks that are currently being answered are a few months after Oliver's creation! ]
Toons aren't usually carbon copies of another pre-existing toon -- that's typically reserved for toons that are created for reboots if the original toon cannot perform or if the company no longer has Copy Right over the original toon 😀🫶🏼✨️
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for drawing women:
agott from witch hat or ei from genshin?
witch hat atelier ch58: top 3 manga chapters to permanently alter your brain chemistry
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i see you spam liking my blog but i bet you won’t break into my house and spam me with stab wounds😹😹😹
not to doxx myself But I’m reverse parking in front of Your house currently. And yes I brought a machete
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when you fall so deeply in love with an oc that you struggle to figure out their dynamics with other characters because why wouldn't they be in love with her, too?
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What's a Toya Aoyagi
His bf
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More stepdad Joel? Please and thank you ❤️❤️
🚨 HELP, HE'S FUCKING HIS READER IN THE NEXT ONE! I WASN'T GONNA, BUT HE TOOK CONTROL 🚨
aiming to post btwn 26-36 hrs from now
stepdad master list
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⏝⏝ SILAS && DUST ⏝⏝
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀request status: closed (7/10)
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I really want to make a medieval inspired Harrow cosplay but I don’t have anywhere to wear it so it would just be for dramatically swooping around the house. As my dash’s resident cosplayer should I still go for it? I have some really cool ideas but I’m nervous I’ve never done a project this big but then again I don’t have any summer classes…anyway sorry for the ramble I just wanted an experienced cosplay (tm) opinion
OMG this is so nice ❤️ My opinion is that if you want to make a medival inspired Harrow fit, you should go for it!! the idea sounds so cool, and even if it doesn't pan out exactly as you hope you can always try again/modify, and IMO it is the act of creation that matters more than whatever end result. making cosplay (or making anything) is FUN and every artist in the world had their First Big Project.
anyway, if you don't have any comic/anime/fan conventions near u, u could also wear TLT cosplay to a local Renaissance Fair or Halloween party!! You could also put it on and go to a cool location and take photos unrelated to a convention or event, like the woods or an abandoned building or Local Cathedral or something (stay safe go w a friend etc etc). OR perhaps someday in the hopefully near future you could put it on to go to the local bookstore to purchase Alecto the Ninth........ many options. I believe in u!!
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I took back my boyfriend that cheated and found out he cheated with the same girl as last time and she told me everything and sent screenshots they were seeing each other and talking long time, she didn’t know about me. But she knew we were back together now...I don’t understand why he would do this and with the same girl again?
I don't often respond to asks like this, but darling I think some tough love is needed in your case. Never take back a cheating person, the trust is forever broken and they also lose respect for you because you tolerate such blatant disrespect. It's a lose-lose situation. Secondly you are wasting your time trying to psychoanalyze and cling to someone who (to put it kindly) literally could not care LESS how his actions would hurt you! Thirdly, cheating is gross and unacceptable behaviour, period. Please respect yourself enough to end this nonsense, and date men that treat you like a queen the way you deserve. I promise those men do exist and they're out there, you just need to stop giving your time and energy to low value men like these.
-L
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