#bard.txt

[etherealbards]

so. i might have done some Things.

[id: three decorated toploaders of photocards. the photocards are of will campos, beth may, and anthony burch. each toploader is themed green, yellow, and purple respectively. end id]

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #beth may #will campos #anthony burch #bard.txt #IM NORMAL I SWEAR I DID THESE AS A JOKE BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

[feykind]

seriously tho what does kim think when you do the most bizarre things, especially in the first couple of days of knowing him. i keep thinking about how a lot of players will take off their pants when they jump for the rcm cloak and like....what does kim think. if someone i was working with did that i honestly don't know what i'd do

#disco elysium #bard.txt #just doesnt get paid enough to care honestly

[samsttrpgblog]

#bard.txt #dming #map making #dnd #ttrpg #gm

[tetherless]

me staring at max: god you're handsome

#bard.txt

[mossyboiis]

A T T A C K B A R D

#bard.txt #dnd bard #bard

[bardkind]

FUCK i ordered more merch and it arrived today i cant want two get hone and open it !! yewt

#its a bunch of plushes yeet #spent likr 140$ oof #bard.txt #bard.rtf

[officialbinarybard]

hey games welcome to my 90000th sideblog

#bard.txt #tungl tried to kill me by posting this to my main

[bard-of-trash-blog]

dubbing this the Dancestor Appreciation Blog

#bard.txt

[etherealbards]

are YOU doing the wenis? and are YOU a genius who knows it in advance.

#game changer #bard.txt #this ep was insane it was making me fucking cackle so loudly

[feykind]

ok but why did i have a dream that vox machina were in an intense skateboarding group

#like i mean INTENSE they were dkating all over the damn place #even across oceans??? why were they able to do that #bard.txt

[samsttrpgblog]

Npcs for an Alice in Wonderland inspired campaign I may be GMing for a dnd night (that may or may not happen) at a social group I go to

Idk what specific game this will be done with (dnd, pathfinder, a mix, etc) but I'll figure it out~

also Jace if you see this say nothing

Main Npcs: Blanc- The White Rabbit, Harengon Wizard, right hand to the Queen of Hearts Queen Cora- The Queen of Hearts, Elven Sorceress is the one who hires the party to seek out the Queen of Spades (who is trying to overtake her kingdom) Alice- …Alice ofc (She's a mix of the original Alice, the Disney one, and the one from Madness Returns), Human Paladin, was assigned by Queen Cora to help the party along the way as a lighter punishment for tresspassing after Blanc begged she be spared Kissa- Cheshire Cat, Tabaxi Sorcerer, just kinda appears throughout the campaign

Side Npcs: Catrice- The Caterpillar, Caterpillar Insectoid Oracle, The party is sent to him to be given a plan or action based around the future (this does not work out)

Tea Party Npcs: Martyn- The Mad Hatter, Human Bard, only speaks in riddles March- The March Hare, Harengon Bard, the steryotypical bard Dor- The Doormouse, Mousefolk Bard (all the tea party bitches are bards), drunk off his ass on "tea"

Evil Npcs: Queen Piques- Queen of Spades, Elven Warlock, the queen of the rival kingdom to the kingdom of hearts, is attempting to awaken an ancient evil Dee and Dum- Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, they're mini bosses and try and stop the party from stopping Piques Duke- Basically the duchess but a guy, no creative name here. Also tries to stop the party (and is a mini boss)

BBEG: The Jabberwock- …it's the Jabberwock what else do you expect, this is the ancient evil Queen Piques was attempting to awaken, the party gets their asses handed to them and then have to go find the Vorpal Sword before fighting the Jabberwock again

#bard.txt #dnd #alice in wonderland #also side note: Piques is based on both the chess queens from through the looking glass #I wanna rb this to my main but SOMEONE WHO GOES TO MY SOCIAL GROUP FOLLOWS ME- #no offense to Jace ofc

[mossyboiis]

Regular people playing dnd:

Oooo, bard with entertainer background

Halfling rouge...

Me playing dnd:

Ah yes, halfling bard with outlander background

#dnd shenanigans #dnd bard #dnd character #bard.txt #dungeons and dungeons

[bardkind]

GHHHHHH

There's gonna be a comicon in my city ON April 13,14,15th....... 4/13 HHHHHHHHHH????? I WANT TO GO SO BAD!!!!

#HHHHFGGCGCYHCJVKBBKCHHCJV!!! #bard.txt

[etherealbards]

youre laughing? anthony just confirmed that hildy died alone and lonely in oakvale and youre LAUGHING?

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads spoilers #atmod #dndads s2 #bard.txt #this episode makes me want to eat concrete.

[feykind]

how do people talk so much on here btw i cant come up with shit to say unless i have at least 2 other people to bounce off of

#bard.txt #im great at conversation but only in groups of 3

[etherealbards]

i like being delusional this is how we can still get mark likely (+ mark & hermie interactions) in s2. MARK LIKELY INTERPLANAR (or interdimensional wtv) DIVORCE LAWYER. in case the cast really do want to divorce e/o idk it would be funny anyways. also fodder for people who like mark/ratticus 👍

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #bard.txt #also hi did you all miss me /j