Henry: if you bite it and you die, its poisonous, if it bites you and you die, its venomous
wally: what if it bites me and it dies
Sammy: then you're poisonous, Jesus Christ, wally, learn to listen
jack: what if it bites itself and i die
Norman: that's voodoo
wally: what if it bites me and someone else dies
Henry: that's correlation, not causation
Joey: what if we bite each other and neither of us die
Norman: that's kinky
Henry: oh my god-
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BATIM incorrect quotes cause im high off cold meds
joey: you're all going to hell, goodbye
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alice: i saw you hanging out with the ink demon yesterday
sammy: alice, its not what you think-
alice: *pulls out tommygun* i won't hesitate bitch
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boris: theres only one race, the human race-
bendy: *slaps him* what about NASCAR?!?!
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sammy: *hands ink demon a balloon* i have no soul, have a nice day!
ink bendy: i̸̍͌ ̸͋̚d̶͂̈́Ō̸͒Ǹ̵̕t̴̒̒ ̸̽͠h̸͆͊a̷̋͐V̴̉̊Ȅ̶͆ ̶̄̈o̷͋̍N̷͋͂Ê̶͆ ̸̘̂e̶̔̈́ī̷̡T̵̃͝h̵̄͆E̵͊̃r̴̉̾
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joey: i printed a bunch of safety inspection certificates, go slap them on anything that looks like a lawsuit
henry: is that even legal?
joey: anything is legal when the cops arent around
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henry: i think i have a problem-
ink bendy: k̸̉́i̴͑͌L̸̿̕L̶̔̚ ̷́̌î̵͠T̸̾̇
henry: can you chill...for like two seconds
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sammy: dundundunda bagel boys!
norman and sammy: dundundunda bagel boys!
jack, norman, and sammy: dundundunda BAGEL BOYS!
all three: WITH CREAM CHEESE
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sammy: WHY DONT WE RELAX TURN ON THE RADIO
sammy: WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMMMM
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joey: baby changing station?
joey: *hides the c* baby hanging station
the whole studio: *claps and cheers*
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ink bendy: h̷̛̬͚̭̀̆̅͝e̶̞̅̎̽̆͠ÿ̷̢̠͓͙̮̜́̆̏̉͆̾͐̌͝ ̵̩̼͉́̽y̸̡̛̭̼̮̺͒̈́̑̿̿͌̂͝ǒ̸̡̗̻͍̥͚̟̪̓ǔ̴̢̘̤͙̘͈̔͆̓̿̄̇́͝ ̵̲͖͂́̒̌̏͜ṟ̴̞̲̂̿̓̉ë̵͙͔̯̟͕̟̜̗͎͖́̉̔̉̕͠c̷̳͇̗͙̖͐͐̊̅k̴̼͎͖̲̃͒̈́͂͑o̶̢̱̦̰̗̹͍͙͔͋̂̈́͒͜��n̵̡̨̡̼̹̪͉̣̬͗͘͜ ̷̝̲̯̻͙̟͙̈̂̄i̵̧̛̘͒̒̍̔̈́͆̔̇͝ ̵̩̿̉̓̂̒͝ć̸͍̬̐̏͂͋̓̋̍͘o̴̢̡̗͕̭̣̲̬͌͆̈́̊͒̂̽̕̚̚͜ü̵̥͍l̸̨͓̔̿͋̓̀̄̉̌̓d̵̝͈͓̤͎͍̬̏͊͛͆̇ͅ ̴̧̳͉̻̬̼͉͓̙͙̓̋̊͌ģ̷̨̻̳̀͂̒̋́͝ę̵̧͚̤͎̞̭͊̔͛͑̌t̴̢̖́̉̽͊͜͜ ̸̡̭͖̲̣̜͙̄̔͋̋́̇̏͌̚t̷̲̾͂̑ͅh̷̰̭̣̣̠͑̀̌̀̇i̵̟̜̒̏͒͠͝͝͝s̴͚͈̪̥͆́̌̊͝ͅ ̷̩̰̦͗̚͠e̶͈̟̓͑͊̊̑ģ̸̩̖̪̱̩̠͑͛̃͊̂̈́̌̽͒͠g̴̫̅͑̇̕ ̵̧̭͍̱̬̯̬̭̬͑͛́̆i̶̛̪̼͈̙͖̯̗̮̍̎̏n̸̢̦͔̯͔̱͕̜͙͚͊̿̂͐̒̈̒̃̕͝t̴͎̗͔̲̣̾o̷̲̰͓̓̽͋̃̄̉̀̈́ ̷͚͕̱̬͔̍͛̆̌̍ţ̷̻͒̆̅̅͘ẖ̸̛̦͖͋͠ã̶̧̈́́̽̈̒͝ṭ̸͙̮̘͔̥͎̫̒̄͗͒̋̌̾̿̓̄ ̶̰̱̫̭̓͆̏́̈͝j̸͓̜͒ȃ̴̢͎͆̈́̍̒ŕ̶̝̰̼̬͈̥̥͉͚̄̑̈́̄͋̑͝ ̶̞͇͌͆̎̈̄̓̈́̋͠w̶͈̼͇̤̤͖̃̿̋̓͐͗ḯ̶̬̭̺̙̬͕̥̥̋̉̊ṫ̸̡̳̲̉͌̇ĥ̸͇̘̰̱͙͉̔̓͂͗̈͆̽̕o̶͍̲̠̟̟͙̼̔͂͑́̓u̴̙̹̖͔̱͕̓̋̊̓̓́͛ṫ̵̛͎̱̖͕̙͈͈̋͆̇ ̴̧͈͉̮̭̰̀͂͆̄̈́̾ͅị̷̢̨̜͓̪͔̣̱̺̇̔t̶̤̗̯̟́̐͒ ̷̘̠̮͉̘̀͑͗̊̃̍̏͌͠c̴̻͝r̵̘͗̊̋̍͒̀̒͘a̴͖͖̩̪͙̲̖̼͒͊̋̀̉̽̐͘̚̚c̴͕̣̺̟̔̽̒͗͒̋k̸̯̟̙̜̜̣͐͗̎i̶̢̨̼͕̙̘̞͂n̷̖̹̻̗̦̼̹̏̑̏͜g̵̨̧̨̖̝̦̖̘̱̐ͅ?̶̢̺͕̘̤̙̱̠̫͎̈́͌̍̆̃͌̕͘
sammy: ha no
ink bendy: *throws the egg at the projectionist*
ink bendy: g̷̢̛̺̗̹̠͙̱̦̯̙͋̒̋̈́̇̀ú̶͇̤͇́ȩ̶̛̛̤̦̰͇̟͌̄̂̽̈̏͝s̵̨̭̭̠͚̀͑̄ͅs̶̭̩̞̮͍̝̪̑ ̷̡̟̝̫̹̻̭̭̟̋͐y̶̰̓͑̐̍̈́͋͜͠o̶̺̟̹͊͂̃̾̐͑͋̕̕͠u̴̦͚̠̩̙̬͐̇̇͑͋̓̕̚͝ ̴̜͚͎̿̎̒̇͗̀͠͝w̷̧͇̰̝̪̗̦̳̮̾͐̿̂ͅẽ̸̗̮̺̼r̷̨̪̞̠͖̗̊e̸͎̪̓̉̋̍̌̀̕ ̶̛̹̝̜̫̫̗͕̝̉̈̅̍̓̈̑̌͝ŗ̶̧̺̼̼͕̎̍̾͋̿͋̊̒̉͜͝i̸̢̞̟͆͜g̶̡͇̺̯̤͓͓̾͆h̷̡̤̘̪̯̖͙̰͎̘̀̾̄͌̿̊̓̏̓t̶̲̜͕̱͕̗͛̂̎̽ͅ
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"what would you do...if there was a child right infront of you"
joey: *smacks the kid to the ground*
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sammy: oh hi thanks for checking in im STILL A PEICE OF GARBAGE
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bendy, outside of the studio during winter: the fuck, the fuck, the fuck is in the air, the fuck, the fuck, theres white shit everywhere
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sammy: ANNIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ANNIE
norman: *bangs a pot*
the two of them: ANNIE ARE YOU OK WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOURE OK
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the entire studio to joey: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
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joey: YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE IN TIME OUT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE GET UP THERE
bendy: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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