#bisan au

[an-au-blog]

Sanji in the bi au is out, no one knows only because no one asks and he has a very obvious preference for women. So the first time Ace come on board and starts flirting with the cook, everyone is flabbergasted that Sanji so openly flirts back.

Luffy is used to having people come onto his brother so he's unbothered by it all. But Zoro is so taken aback he approaches him with it.

Zoro: So what, now you're into men?

Sanji: Have been for a while but he's the only man on this ship who flirts like a normal human being.

Zoro absolutely speechless: ...

Sanji: If you're done here I have dishes to wash. Go bother someone else

The next few days Zoro just stares at Ace like his life depended on it. On one hand to study him what he's doing that Zoro can't, on the other because how dare he??? Luffy catches him while he's watching Sanji and Ace interacting.

Luffy: What are you doing?

Zoro: Observing...

Luffy: Nami said you're jealous. But if you also want goodnight kisses from Sanji you can just ask

Zoro even more taken aback: Also???

Luffy: Does he not kiss you goodnight?... hm, weird...

After a few weeks Zoro gathers up the courage to ask for a goodnight kiss.

#bisan au #i mean he's french and most of us Europeans are pretty touchy yk? #acesan #zolusan #one piece zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro x luffy x sanji #op #zosan #lusan #one peice lusan

[sereandtheskelefamily]

I got these two OLD bois with strange heads and proportions, made on September 2020(oh wow passed a lot)

Sooo

Here :3

I'll post some of the other ones too, one day

#undertale #oc #art #2020 #undertale au #sanses #Angy #Bi #angysans #bisans #not much creativity duh #first bois(YEA THEY ARE ALL THE FIRST ONES HAHAH) #even the 20th will be one of the first #plis the heads-

[mxmorel]

#i hope people see this and vote on it lmao #I’ve never done one of these before! #wip wednesday #wip wednesday poll #dghda #dirk gently #mash #m*a*s*h #star trek tos #star trek #atla #avatar: the last airbender

[an-au-blog]

WAIT, bi Sanji au, right?

Sanji gets rejected by a woman and Usopp laughs. "Sanji can't even get a single date. Just give it up buddy, no hard feelings." It's easy for him because he's not even trying but then Sanji takes it personally and pulls the "You don't understand how hard it is to be irresistible to men but rejected by women!" And as if that wasn't shocking enough he followed it up with a "You're lucky I've got high standards, or else I would've made you eat your words!"

Luffy overhears that and jumps into the conversation. "Am I a high standard?"

To which Sanji surprisingly answered with "You're gonna be the king of the pirates, aren't you? So yeah."

Zoro, in a panic blurted out "I'm a catch too! I'm going to be the strongest showman!"

Kind of out of reflex, they turned to Usopp, but he just backed away a bit "I'm not uh... I'm not in line for whatever polyamory thing you're going for, thanks."

Before they could realize what he implied, Usopp was already gone.

#bisan au #zosan #lusan #zolusan #op

[an-au-blog]

bi au Sanji definitely stares at Zoro's tits. The first time he saw Zoro walking around shirtless he accidentally said "For free???" out loud. He wears sunglasses so the others can see him staring but his sunglasses are almost as transparent as he is.

One day he keeps glancing at the so many times that his neck starts to hurt. Zoro ends up walking up to him, tired of his shit like "If I let you fondle my chest for a while will you stop doing whatever tf you're doing? It's weird as hell and distracts me"

(Sanji ends up passing out.)

Zoro learns that hugging him to his chest makes him happy and in return he's less stingy with the alcohol. It's a win win situation.

#bisan au #zosan #one piece zosan #sanji x zoro #op

[an-au-blog]

Thinking about bi Sanji with a strong preference for women, who falls a little in love with his crew when he sees them enjoying his food. He's not usually into men but they keep on doing things that drive him up the wall.

Specifically Luffy and Zoro how much they eat and how they appreciate food no matter what.

When he finds out Zoro ate the dirty stomped on onigiri a little girl made for him and he's completely gone.

One time Sanji (purely from exhaustion) drops Zoro's afternoon snack going "Ah, shit, I'll go make you another I'm just really tired after everything." To which Zoro replies "Nah, you're good, no need" and ends up eating every last crumb that was on the floor and left on the plate. Sanji just stares at him with wide eyes the whole time. When Zoro asks him what the hell he's staring at him for, Sanji can't even put a filter on himself and blurts out something along the lines of "I wanna fuck you so hard right now."

On occasion Sanji would mention to anyone who would listen, that the best way to win a cook's heart (or at least his) is to keep asking him for food and to properly appreciate food.

Sanji already felt a bit too flattered for comfort having Luffy ask him for food every 20 minutes and lurking around the kitchen. He isn't sure if he's doing it because he has an enormous appetite or because he's trying to "win the cook' heart", but it's low-key working. So when Apis burned that uneditable food and Luffy stuffed it in his face, saying it's really tasty, Sanji wanted to just grabbed him by the collar and kissed him on the spot.

#zolusan #zolusan au #one piece zosan #lusan #one piece lusan #i think I'm gonna call this BiSan au or smth #yeah... #BiSan au #zorro x luffy x sanji #op

[an-au-blog]

in the bi sanji au i feel like they'd all sleep together in a dog pile

zoro will be passed out on the floor somewhere, luffy will pass by him thinking "oh that looks comfy" and just lay on top of him, using him as a pillow always makes him fall asleep instantly. sanji sees them snoring like hell and sits next to them feeling bad to wake them up right away. he thinks "I'll wake them up in a bit" but he accidentally falls asleep as well and getting fragged in the cuddle pile.

#zolusan #BiSan au #one piece zolusan #zosan #zolu #lusan #one peice lusan #one piece zosan #one piece zolu #op

[an-au-blog]

Sanji being sick and tired of having no alcohol for cooking because Zoro drinks it all. So he stakes him out in the middle of the night when he goes to the pantry and Yanks the bottle out of his hands. Zoro is about to protest but Sanji kicks him away, puts back the bottle and by the time Zoro is upright again - Sanji grabs him violently by the collar and kisses him senseless. He doesn't stop until they're both out of breath and Zoro doesn't feel the need for booze.

Zoro is shocked at first but quickly decides he needs to wake up to get "alcohol" more often. Technically, he was still getting drunk, even if the substance was different.

#zosan #bisan au #one piece zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #op

[an-au-blog]

bi au Sanji uses everyone and anyone as a pillow and I will die by this.

He's touch and love deprived so he uses "sorry, idk what I do in my sleep" as an excuse but he knows damn well what he's doing. He's not even asleep half the time.

No one calls him out on his bullshit (other than Nami), even though they all know they all know what he's doing... well only Luffy doesn't know but Luffy wouldn't mind even if he did.

#bisan au #i just need them to be very touchy feely because I'm a sucker for it #zolusan #op

[an-au-blog]

A collection of my aus and posts:

Consider this a map for my blog for easier navigation and finding posts (will be updated when needed). Not all posts are linked but all posts are tagged.

:)

One Piece (they got too many lol)

shuggy

zosan

frobin

more!

even more!!

Trigun

Eye of Michael cigarettes

Beauty(s) And The Beast au (kinda)

Immortal! Vash

Dr Who au

Small town dr Eriks

Guardian x teacher au (1), (2)

Fast and not so furious au (1), (2), (3)

Dating app vashwood

greek mythology vashwood

Orpheus and Eurydice vw

ghost hunters au (1), (2)

thoughts (1)

reborn wolfwood (vw)

"Joline" vashwood

The witcher

bitter Jaskier

non-human! Jaskier

Superheroes

into the spiderverse Peter B and Miguel neighbors

spideypool soulmate au tropes

Horrid Henry

post-canon, (2)

Ralph thoughts

adoption

thoughts ok bg characters (1)

sketches (1)

hh band au

car accident

Henry and Peter's relationship

cowboys

Others

Hannibal coffee shop au

Stranger Things pining Eddie (1), (2)

Murther Sailor Moon au

chainsaw man akiangel incorrect quote

#this took way too long #I might have missed something #just in case I'll add some of the main tags I use here as well #answers #college au #east blue asylum wing au #the bounty hunter au #bisan au #shuggy #zosan #kidnapped au #coffee shop au #trigun au #one piece au #op #the witcher #horrid henry #hh

[an-au-blog]

I hadn't written any post for the bi Sanji au in a while so... here we go

Sanji loves femininity and pretty things. So when he accidentally walks in on Perona giving her brother Zoro and Luffy a makeover, he almost melts.

Luffy looks absolutely stunning, almost as pretty as Nami, it also helps that he has a heart shaped babyface. And Zoro's fake eyelashes only make his freckles standout more.

Perona obviously shoos him put because "they're not done yet", but he couldn't get his two not-exactly-official boyfriends out of his mind.

When they're "done", Luffy comes out with colorful hair clips in his hair and the most angelic natural makeup Sanji's seen. Perona gets all smug like "Yeah, yeah, I'm that good, I know." Zoro had his cheekbones highlighted and some blush, but then again it might have just been him being embarrassed.

Sanji is torn between wanting to ruin the makeup with affection, and feeling the need to just stare at them for as long as he can.

#bisan au #zolusan au #one piece zolusan #zoro x sanji x luffy #sanji x zoro #sanji x luffy #op

[an-au-blog]

I'm a big fan of Sanji going to Usopp for dating advice or at least to rant about his bi panics. And Usopp give genuinely good advice because he cares about his friends so much and he just wants them to be happy. But then there's Sanji who's just doesn't take half the advice that he's given. It still rots in his brain and he takes it eventually, but he's just too stubborn to be reasonable off the bat.

#i just really like their dynamic #or maybe it's that they're kinda my favs in general #idk #maybe both #plus we need more Usopp content we don't get enough of him #one piece usopp #one piece sanji #op #bisan au