#blood falcon cpucs

[stellarartworks]

cpucs meme redraws: commentator and third realm edition!!

#stellar artworks #cpucs #punished convict #major duncan #josniffy #alpharad #blood falcon cpucs #i still TRULY hate drawing him

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heres a low quality meme that took too long to make. inspired by this

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #stellar #link cpucs #audible link #blood falcon cpucs

[nilsford-prattle]

cAN I JUST SAY THAT IT’S WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS FOR BANJO AND KAZOOIE’S FIRST MOVE ON BLOOD FALCON WAS TO

GRAB HIM BY THE LEGS AND SLAM HIM TO THE FLOOR????

#Blood Falcon has taken out three of the light realms top heroes and what gets him is A BEAR AND A BIRD #aeiou shut up!!! #cpucs #this just floored me rewatching it

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When @laplace-aeiou​ released a teaser of the Rise Up comic, the panel was good enough that I did an analysis. To be clear, this is NOT an analysis of the comic as a whole, and I wrote this BEFORE the rest of the comic was released. With that context in mind, here it is:

Ok so first off; Even though the Tony on the left takes up a good portion of the page, he obviously is not drawn to be as imposing as blood falcon, which says something about how he views himself: even if he's a major character, he doesn't FEEL like he is. He doesn't feel like he can do anything.

Second off, he's right next to and right behind blood falcon. That combined with how he has that black background for a portion of it, as well as his expression, it's clear that he's afraid to become blood. He's afraid of becoming evil again. But like I said earlier, he's not as imposing. He's not as major. He can't escape the fear of becoming blood.

Speaking of, the background is obviously what I refer to as the green screen stage. He's not only worried about becoming Blood Falcon, he's of course afraid that he'll die if goes up against him. Not only that, if you combine that with the previous thing, you can infer that he also thinks that dying to blood falcon might be as bad as becoming evil again. Because of the first thing. Because he hasn't done much. Because he hasn't affected much. Because Vincent died to Blood. Because if he can't do anything, Vincent's death turning him into Tony was for nothing. Because he doesn't want Vincent to have died in Vain.

But look at that expression. He's still worried. He's still unsure. Him trying to fight Blood Falcon could just make him die, which means that Vincent's death would be in vain. But it would also be in vain if he doesn't affect anything. So he's undecided. He doesn't know what to do. And then those eyes vanish. Because in that moment during Everest, he doesn't think about it. He doesn't worry about it. He forgets the rest of this analysis. He just protects Naomi, without a second thought. On the right side, it seems like the light is coming from Tony. I mean it's probably just the background but it's metaphorically coming from Tony. This is in contrast to the darkness on the left side. Because him protecting Naomi is how he proves he won't turn into blood falcon. No matter what happened before, in that moment, without thinking, he proves to everyone and to himself that he's not a horrible person. He's not evil anymore. And him protecting Naomi ultimately does pay off. Because going back to earlier, he does die, and he does become a falcon, even if he's not Blood Falcon. But he takes it in stride. He casts aside his fears. He'll protect Naomi. He'll make sure Vincent's death wasn't in vain. He'll finally move forward. He's not trapped anymore.

#Cpucs #Thanks to Aeron for the image! #Analysis #Tony #Toyconvict #Blood Falcon #Naomi #Everest

[sayornis-gallus]

Hi and welcome to another episode of Harlow Is Up Too Late & Writing Shit About CPUCS Again. Todays bullshit is all abt Dark Vince bc i have Thoughts and Opinions about that bastard & im gonna make it everyone else’s problem <3

Ok so. Im going 2 make some pretty big claims here so. Welcome to the “Dark Vince Isn’t Quite As Much Of A Bastard” AU, aka the DVIQAMOAB AU. this is entirely Aeiou’s fault 4 reminding me abt my “Dark Vince is pining for Tony” headcanon btw <3

So. fuckin. What if Dark Realm Tony was not a villain? Like, he’s so much of a bastard that he loops back around to being a pretty nice dude. Role reversal & all that jazz. He still had the joycons, but Evil Cursed Artifacts are a dime a dozen in the Dark Realm so getting them under control & using them for not-so-evil purposes wasn’t all that big a deal. Theres like a million different handbooks on Controlling Evil Artifacts For Dummies.

So bc of this, some role reversal stuff happened. Dark Tony tried 2 make things not as awful, while Dark Vince reveled in actively making things worse. Same homoerotic vibes as their Light Realm counterparts, of course. But here’s the thing. The Dark Realm isn’t as nice as the Light Realm. Yeah, Toyconvict was sent to jail, but it wasn’t a huge deal for him to break out whenever he felt like it. There weren’t really any consequences worse than “go back to the same prison and please stay there this time for the love of god we are begging you”. In the Dark Realm, however, getting killed is a very real consequence, even in relatively not-serious tournament matches. So. Guess why we never saw Dark Tony. fucking guess.

I don’t think it was Dark Vince that did it- he’s too into the drama of it all to actually kill off his greatest nemesis for real. It wasn’t enough to shock him out of his bastard-ness like it was with Toyconvict, but he was genuinely upset. Not that he’d admit to being upset for any reason other than “some random asshole stole MY kill that was MY rival who gave them the RIGHT-”. He just bottles up everything else & moves on. No sense moping when he could be out wrecking shit

(on a similar note, no one fucking told him that Blood Falcon was going to kill Vincent until after it happened & he was fucking pissed. He had all these climactic, gloating speeches plpanned and he didn’t even get to use ONE of them. What the FUCK guys!!!!! That was HIS rival!!!!! Blood falcon hadnt even fought him before that, not even ONCE!!!!! Now he has to throw out all these Vincent-centric evil plots he had planned, AND all the monologues where he explains them!!!!!!) 

Sooner or later, he gets sent to the Light Realm with a carefully-fabricated sob story about “Emperor Convict”, which he immediately ruins when he makes eye contact with Vincent & decides that this is his new nemesis, who cares what the Comissioner says. Things r goin pretty well despite that hiccup, he’s got a good job, a worthy nemesis, AND he lead the takeover of the Light Realm! & then he gets told to meet with this Light Realm dude who, despite being from the Light Realm, wants to join forces in order to beat the shit out of the Light Realm’s fighters. Sure, okay, the more the merrier! & then he sees his dead childhood friend & it takes everything he’s got not to react in a way that would be entirely unbefitting of the Dark Realm’s supposed ruler.

Once he composes himself, it turns out this Toyconvict dude is actually pretty cool. The two of them bond a bit over hating Vincent (“hating” being in big gay airquotes in Toyconvict’s case) and love of being destructive little bastards. Toyconvict is even kinda cute sometimes, and hey, this time Dark Vince doesn’t have to bottle those feelings up quite as much! They don’t get to hang out long before Endgame, though, which sucks bc Endgame is when everything goes to shit. The Dark Realm loses the battle, Vincent dies (and now Dark Vince is down ANOTHER nemesis), Toyconvict seemingly vanishes into thin air, and a while after all that, the cool new prototype armcannon that he was supposed to get gets STOLEN. This sucks.

I. think im out of stuff to say now lmao but also i keep thinking about Dark Vince Redemption Arc and Forbidden Vinconvict bc im a sucker for redemption arcs and also i just really want SOME variant of Vinconvict where they’re both alive but also the stuff set off by Vincent’s death doesn’t feel cheapened by him actually being alive (not that theres anything wrong with liking that! Its just not as much my cup of tea is guess).

Wait one more thiong before i go 2 sleep. Dark vince has a pet starling bc not only can those be kept as pets but they are also Certified Bastards, just like the man himself <3

#cpucs #harlow.txt #enjoy my cringe fail headcanons/possible au please <3

[renxamamiya]

CPUCS talk but imagine being Blood Falcon. Kills Vincent and JoSniffy among winning many thug finals, only to lose to a bear timing you out in your first invitational. 

#dan's log #txt #cpucs #absolutely wild

[jhindraven]

it might sound a bit crazy, but cpucs for the fandom ask game!!

OOO!!! an unexpected ask but welcome nonetheless!!

The first character I first fell in love with: 

Ridley. just an absolute bastard really in the first episode i was losing my shit

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

Tony. i didnt cry for nothing

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

Rosa? i dunno i dont really hate any characters but if i had to pick

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

does anyone like... really hate characters? ive only seen maybe 3 other people besides me post about cpucs

Dark Vince?? i dunno??? who do people hate these days im out of the loop

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

Incin. I mean after blue incin joining, he kinda fell to the side

The character I would totally smooch: 

Tony.... also Terry

The character I’d want to be like: 

kkdndhhs Kirby

The character I’d slap: 

Blood Falcon. im coming for his knees. also Dark Vince

A pairing that I love:

okay i have never seen a single ship so im gonna plant my flag and say Vince/Punished Convict

the idea of "this is what it couldve been" is angst and fluff fodder and im weak

A pairing that I despise: 

again, i havent really seen a ship. ishrugging emoji, i dont have an answer

#sorry this is late i just woke up #i would just generally smooch terry though so i think i cant say that #i had to sit and think of a cpucs ship for a WHILE just then im- #i should rewatch cpucs again..... #answers

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Toyconvict: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter human teeth on their bed.

Blood Falcon: A dentist.

Dark Vince: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.

#source: tumblr #cpucs #incorrect quotes #dark realm shenanigans #submission #toyconvict #toyconvict cpucs #blood falcon cpucs #dark vince cpucs

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Blood Falcon: Some people are like slinkies.

The Commissioner: Huh?

Blood Falcon: Not good for much, but they make you crack a smile when pushed down the stairs.

The Commissioner:

The Commissioner: Please do not push Dark Vince down the stairs.

Blood Falcon: You can't stop me.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #dark realm shenanigans #submission #blood falcon cpucs #the commissioner cpucs

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Blood Falcon: I could kill you if I wanted.

Naomi: Yeah? So could anyone else. So could a dog. So could a very dedicated duck.

Blood Falcon:

Naomi: You’re not special.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #submission #agent naomi winters #naomi cpucs #the agent cpucs #blood falcon cpucs #bf cpucs #(ouch thats gotta hurt - magma)

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Blood Falcon: [kicks ‘G’ off Graveyard sign]

Blood Falcon: Let’s get this party started.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #dark realm shenanigans #submission #blood falcon cpucs #bf cpucs #blood falcon #dark realm

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Blood Falcon: Must you always attack me with words?

Naomi: You want me to use rocks?

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #submission #(oh yes. use rocks please - magma) #blood falcon cpucs #naomi cpucs #the agent cpucs #agent naomi winters

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Blood Falcon: HOW?! How did you get this strong?!

Kirby: I trained all day yesterday.

Blood Falcon: OH, YOU THINK YOU’RE BEING CUTE?!?

Kirby: Bitch, I’m adorable!

#source: dbz abridged #this was endgame probably #train #blood falcon cpucs #kirby cpucs #skillshare kirby

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Blood Falcon: The last thing I want to do is hurt anyone.

Blood Falcon: And after that, the to-do list is complete and I can go home and watch TV.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #train #blood falcon cpucs

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Blood Falcon: So what are you doing here?

Naomi: Oh, you know, just... Walking around.

Blood Falcon: Walking around?

Naomi: Walking around.

Blood Falcon: Thwarting my plans?

Naomi: Thwarting your plans?

Blood Falcon: Are you?

Naomi: No.

Blood Falcon: Good, 'cause that would be bad.

Naomi: How bad?

Blood Falcon: I'd have to kill you.

Naomi: That's bad.

Blood Falcon: Indeed.

Naomi:

Blood Falcon:

Naomi:

Blood Falcon:

Naomi: *runs*

Blood Falcon, following: GOD DAMN IT—

#source: dbz abridged #cpucs #incorrect quotes #train #blood falcon cpucs #agent naomi winters #naomi cpucs #the agent cpucs

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If CPUCS Fighters had crit quotes

Vincent: Judgement is past!

Blood Falcon: Repent from the grave!

Dark Vince: You're making me work!

Commissioner: I'll keep it simple!

Kirby: I. Do not. LIKE YOU!

Tony: For Vincent!

Naomi: I aim for greatness!

Punished Convict: Pick a god and pray!

Blue Incin: OUT OF MY WAY!

PG Incin: No openings, I'll make one!

Toyconvict: Die with your regrets!

Zelda: Say Goodnight!

Link: Well excuse me Princess!

Rosa: Sweet Dreams!

Major: Expect Perfection!

Alpha: It's about sending a message!

Jo: I didn't order a crit!

Ness: I'm sorry, but this is war!

#stellar and train feel free to add more #cpucs #incorrect quotes #im not gonna character tag this properly cause theres that many characters #vincent cpucs #blood falcon cpucs #dark vince cpucs #skillshare kirby #tony cpucs #naomi cpucs #punished convict #commissioner cpucs #blue incineroar cpucs #pg incineroar cpucs #toyconvict cpucs #zelda cpucs #audible link cpucs #rosalina cpucs #major cpucs #alpha cpucs #jo cpucs #ness cpucs #magma #source: the majority are from fire emblem