#brazzo

[uncoolfc]

he's done it again

#so so excited for next season #fc bayern #brazzo

[katherineameliaa]

I have never sympathized so completely with Oliver Kahn

Oktoberfest is canceled, isn’t it?

#fc bayern münchen #fc Hollywood bout to make a roaring comeback #oliver kahn #brazzo

[fcbayernfan]

Let's wish one of my favorite players a Happy Birthday! 🍾🥂🎉🎁🎂

While he was at the club, he did some great things and has always supported the club.

#brazzo #fc bayern #championsleague #ucl #ucl 23/24 #bundesliga #fc bayern munich #uefa champions league #fc bayern münchen #birthday

[havesomeballs]

Manu comforting brazzo after everything that happened...he really is a bigger person. Maybe the best

Oh, didn’t see that bit (till now). Good for him, honestly. I, on the other hand, will keep petting my resentment for now. Even if these rumors about the when and how of his and Kahn’s dismissal are (while… “karma, bitches”) giving me the ick— Idk, the point has always been that this isn’t how you treat people, so— yeah.

#anon reply #brazzo #manu

[televisionpromos]

Only Murders in the Building Season 3 Trailer - Only Murders in the Building starring Selena Gomez, Steve Martin, Paul Rudd, Meryl Streep, and Martin Short returns for a third season on Hulu August 8th.

#omitb #omitb hulu #only murders in the building #selena gomez #steve martin #martin short #mabel mora #oliver putnam #charles-haden savage #charles savage #brazzos #arconia #murder mystery #youtube #meryl streep #paul rudd

[fabioquartararhoe]

they think the players will listen lol

#do you remember from bayern documentary how leon spoke with brazzo 🤣 #bayern

[cytryndor]

I dedicate this post to @starmaniswaitinginthesky, who prompted me with „I'd actually love to see a scene with them realizing Charles is not so heterosexual himself?”

To begin, lemme present you a list that I made last night:

People Charles would find attractive (and thought that’s heterosexual thing to do):

* Elvis Presley

* Tony Curtis

* John F Kennedy

* George Takei

…and more! If you have any more ideas, lemme know.

Now, to the scene.

Let’s say it around 2022/2023, and Charles still doesn’t know that Mr Takei is, in fact, someone more than an ally. And that he, Mabel and Oliver got invited on some fancy dinner party (I mean, he does know about that, that one is to let’s say).

And that someone made him realize, that most heterosexual males are not attracted to Tony Curtis, or George Takei.

-

Charles: Why- how would I know their sexualities?

Oliver: How would you, exactly.

[Quite obviously, CHARLES’ in shock. OLIVER looks quite delighted, and MABEL just enjoys the show]

Charles: When, when did he even came out?

Oliver: So, to the public he came out in 2005. For me, way back in the 70s.

Charles: Why would he came out to you? [scoff]

Oliver: [humble] Well, it’s nice to know of someone’s taste into you before you take them to bed.

[MABEL almost spits out her drink; OLIVER tries not to grin, and stay in his humble persona, and CHARLES has his mouth wide open, not believing what he just heard. OLIVER lifts up his hand, and closes CHARLES’ mouth, gently patting his cheek afterwards, kindness in his eyes. CHARLES regains his posture]

Charles: You know what? This is bullshit. I’m tired of you making up all of those „celeb stories” of yours. Grow up.

[in the meantime, they’re approached by GEORGE TAKEI himself]

George: Ollie! [he greets OLIVER, places his hands on PUTNAM’s arms and kisses him on both cheeks]

Oliver: Georgie [smiles, and seemingly ignores CHARLES, who is (quite understandably) in shock] Have you met my friend, Charles-

George: -Haden Savage, of course [now, he turns to CHARLES, and shakes his hand] Haven’t had the pleasure yet.

Charles: Oh- oh, yes. My pleasure.

Oliver: [under his breath] It sure is.

[For that, he got lightly and quietly smacked by MABEL and her elbow]

Mabel: Mabel Mora [now, it’s her turn to shake his hand, which she does gracefully] It’s really lovely to meet you.

George: The pleasure is mine. After all, Oliver’s friends are my friends [again, he smiles at PUTNAM, and lets go of MABEL’s hand]

Oliver: Now, listen, Georgie, Charles here is a big fan of yours [two pairs of eyes are locked at OLIVER; GEORGE is just looking, with kindness in his eyes, and CHARLES is murdering OLIVER with his gaze. MABEL, on the other hand, is looking at CHARLES, worried that he might blow up (literally, not like at OLIVER) any second] And I thought, why wouldn’t you give him your number? I’m sure he’d be thrilled. And, after all, you’re both big TV stars. I’m sure there’s lots of stuff you two can talk about.

George: Oh, there’s no problem whatsoever,

[GEORGE starts looking around for some piece of paper and something to write with; and while he can’t find anything to write on, he was handed a black marker by MABEL. As if it’s nothing, he takes CHARLES’ hand and starts writing his numer on it. OLIVER is happily smiling, looking at MABEL and CHARLES. MABEL is also looking at her besties, and CHARLES is speechless]

George: There you go.

[GEORGE smiles at CHARLES, and gives MABEL back her marker. Someone in the room yells for GEORGE, so he excuses himself and leaves the podcast trio. Now, as they’re left alone, OLIVER and MABEL looks at CHARLES with anticipation. SAVAGE tho, instead of doing something they’d expect, just looks OLIVER and goes:]

Charles: It’s ridiculous! Is there any celebrity that’s our age that you haven’t slept with?

[Before OLIVER can answer, MABEL chimes in]

Mabel: I don’t know, you?

[CHARLES scoffs]

Oliver: And what a shame it is.

#oliver putnam #charles haden savage #mabel mora #george takei #tony curtis #olicharles #scene #only murders in the building #only murders hulu #omitb #omitb hulu #brazzos #star trek

[whatdoferretssoundlike]

I am truly in love with this show! the addition of Meryl Streep and this song THIS SONG! it needs more hype honestly. I LOVE IT!!! truly a show stopper indeed. JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO THE SONG

spoiler ! !

I, too, was also in doubt of the musical that oliver was going with. they really had me with the crustacean part of the musical lol. I was not expecting the song to be this good, honestly. I'm angry why we aren't talking enough about this

#meryl streep #only murders in the building #only murders season 3 #selena gomez #selena edits #selena marie gomez #selenator #oliver putnam #charles haden savage #steve martin #martin short #brazzos #musical #theater #song #music #lyrics #Spotify #omitb #omitb season 3 #omitb spoilers #omitb s3

[de-ligts]

one thing is for sure: drama is coming

#bayern munich #i hope they fire everyone (aka brazzo. heiner. kahn) #the rumours of Uli wanting to put his son in charge are terrifying tho #the employees saying there's no harmony and family-like atmosphere under Kahn [insert i'm so shocked video] #fc hollywood is coming at full force this summer

[lesbiancolumbo]

oliver taking over directing a broadway play and then immediately being like can my boytoy have a part too 🥺

#like sir???????? #its legit like [whiny voice] can brazzos come

[uncoolfc]

lmaoo i just found this old imiasanmia post and i can't stop laughing about the pretzel part

#brazzo #fc bayern #imiasanmia

[omitbs]

“there are no more famous actors here i can kill. no offence, charles”

#poor brazzos :( #omitb liveblog #omitb spoilers #3x10

[miasanmuller]

Honestly? The worst part of all this mess is seeing the dashboard get progressively quieter. My beloved bayernblrinas more and more apathetic, bored, uninterested. No more funny memes or witty comments. We are all dead inside

#sigh sigh it's 2017 again #i blame this on YOU kahn and YOU brazzo #bayern

[probayern]

i do think we need to start talking about brazzo's squad planning and whether signing all these big money players is worth anything if they don't fit the team

#sorry but like. best squad whatever whatever but do they fit? #brazzo might be good at getting people to sign but are they the right people. #anyway logging off but im gonna watch the summer transfer window closely #bayern

[gnabries]

WHAT

KIND OF

WITCHCRAFT

#brazzo is really doing the most right now huh #fc bayern

[gxtzeizm]

atp i believe the all players really protest on the board rn so that's why they played like a total shit these days

#yup heiner kahn and brazzo they better get their asses out from this club ughhhhhhh #bayern lb