#burn down the corporations

[mushtoons]

so ramen said they made a cup of ramen thats microwave friendly and im like??? they weren't always? and apparently not but like i have the cup ramen that IS SUPPOSED TO BE MICROWAVABLE AND ??!??? IT FUCKIN EXPLODED AND IT BURNT THE CUP SO BAD MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ITS ON FIRE AND TO TOP IT OFF MY ASS STILL TRIED TO EAT IT JUST TO SEE AND THEY TASTE LIKE ASS

#hate u corporations hate u shitty manufacturing hate u cheap and easy #just wanted some cup noodles is that too much to ask 😭 #ive always cooked my ramen the aame way all the time but only THIS TIME WHEN I GOT THOSE SPECIAL NOODLES #does my house try and burn down #coincidence? i think not #wood wide web

[chrliekclly]

sunny nd corporate using th same stock img model allows me to put them nto th same universe n my brain nd only i care abt it but im posting it n e way

#ramblings #iasip #corporate #corporate is a show im as insane abt as i am sunny but im also th literal only person who knew of it apparently #rest in peace corporate u were a good good show #s2 of corporate is AMAZING its SO good i wish they had mor seasons nd i wish s3 wasnt so short #also WHY WHY WHY CANT I GET MY VIDEO QUALITY BETTER IM SO ANGRYYYYYYYYY #if i download the piece of shit app th quality is PRISTINE but it also blacks out screencaps im gonna burn down headquarters #if my internet is good enough to play it perfectly thru the app WHY wdnt it also look good in browser?? KILL URSELF #im fine

[lukysoul]

how i look at my phone after getting a dumbass "release the reese" ad after watching a major character death in xenoblade

#xenoblade #i'm gonna burn down reeses corporate building

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🐰My Easter Day Lucy the Rabbit Appreciation Post🐰

#Happy Easter to those who celebrate #obviously I know the Easter bunny is not the reason for this day #but to play off the corporate commercializing of this day with a rabbit I figured I'd pay homage to the 1 & only best friend of Wes himself #🐰Lucy the Rabbit🐰 #also ironic that I'm using Easter Sunday as a Lucy the Rabbit appreciation post excuse #considering Wes named that ceramic rabbit “Lucy” to be short for Lucifer.... so 😈➡️🐰 #but that's neither here nor there so we cool✌🏻 #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[suddenlymicah]

has anyone considered henry possessing glamrock freddy or am i being a little silly right now

#although for one of you the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole #so don't keep the devil waiting old friend #henry being glamrock freddy makes sense to me #“my friends are down here” william? william afton? old friend? #and if we consider the henry suicide robot thing canon #maybe just maybe #henry “survived” pizzaria simulator #reinstated fazbears as a corporate entity #hired the indie developer #idk where he would stand on the glitchtrap thing but he was shown to be a little silly in he books? maybe he thought afton was fully gone #and was trying to destroy the last parts of him that remained #he realized vanessa was being recruited by afton and set up the pizzaplex #he built the glamrocks? by contextual evidence it makes sense for michael to have built the glamrocks #given the glamrocks similarities to the funtimes including freddys stomach hatch (remember funtime freddy's stomach hatch?) #so if we're saying that michael built the glamrocks then michael wouldve had to have survived pizzaria simulator #which means somewhere along the line they fucked up #and considering that theres roughly 40 years between the bite of 83 and pizzaria simulator #that would mean that henry is like 70 when he burns down freddy fazbears pizza place? #i doubt any rickety ass 70 year old is going #like btw that was a badass line #but henry would be too old for that shit💀 #so if we just take henrys suicide animatronic (named baby but probably meaning a baby version of charlie(the og book trilogy)) #so what if he got remnant in him when he killed himself and therefore was stuck alive #so he and michael could have plausibly survived pizzasim because of the remnant they were trying to burn away #bc if remnant survived the fnaf3 fire why wouldnt it survive the pizzasim fire? #so saying that henry killed himself around 2000 leaves him at ~50 forever #he couldve also killed himself around 1996 after opening fnaf 2 closing fnaf 2 and reopening/reclosing fnaf 1 #leaving him ~45 forever #doesnt matter the year it just matters that hes already dead before pizzaria simulator and after fnaf1 and fnaf2 events #not to mention with william dead around 1993 henry wouldve been the one managing circus baby's entertainment and rentals

[achilles-left-ankle]

shoutout to the episode where klinger almost blows up frank burns

#mash 4077 #corporal klinger #frank burns #frank tried to take his bandana as a dress code violation and klinger beats him up and then later tries to chuck a grenade at him #father mulcahy talks him down from it #its one of the earlier seasons' more serious moments #but its just #kinda buckwild lmao

[disast3rtransp0rt]

I just think it's really ironic and silly that Disney is treating their workers so poorly after they literally sent "Unions Fucking Rock: The Musical" on a world tour maybe 5 years ago??

When you got a hundred voices singin', Who can hear a lousy whistle blow?

And the world will know That this ain't no game; That we got a ton of rotten fruit and perfect aim.

So they gave their word, But it ain't worth beans! Now they're gonna see what 'Stop the presses' really means!

... And the time is now, And our ranks will grow and grow...

And so the world will feel the fire and finally know.

#like ffs #the world will know #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies the musical #disney #disney corporation #disney company #burn down the house of mouse #Youtube

[bigfootswashingmachine]

i do genuinely suspect, beyond just worrying, that the internet will collapse in my lifetime. maybe it won't be entirely gone but it won't be as ubiquitous and then what are we supposed to do. just reinvent a bunch of obsolete technology that the internet consumed? just move on like we haven't lost a significant bank of human knowledge?

#maybe this is doomposting but in the short time that the internet has been part of our culture it's gone Badly. #it's incredibly unreliable tech to begin with in terms of longevity and corporations are swallowing up the digital landscape #it's constant surveillance and ads and worse versions of services that already existed #what am i personally getting out of this? do i really want a phone with 24/7 internet access on my person for the next 60 years? #it's a dizzying prospect. i don't think i do. i worry i'm going to lose a lot of my life to the timesink and not even realize it. #need to just write down some phone numbers and burn some cds. would prefer cassettes but my car only has a cd player

[music-for-them-asses]

I'm convinced the only people who actually want to return to the office are a) CEOs who have their own floor, b) extroverts, and c) masochists

#Oh and don't forget neurotypicals #*Milton voice* I could burn down the building #my mom and sister both agree they're more productive and less stressed wfh #if you're in a small office I could understand. if you work for a large soulless corporation I do not #especially now that we'll be 'hoteling'

[cagedvessels]

we don't beat bosses to death like we used to

#honestly if corporations want us dead let's burn them down #insert that story about the poor eating the rich something something pig for slaughter yeah? #billionaires and ceos getting richer while openly admitting to wanting us to suffer and starve? k well cannibalism exists #we aren't saying eat the rich for shits and giggles y'all

[300iqprower]

LimitedRun: We prooooomise that being bought out by Tencent doesnt mean anything will change :)

*smash cut to Konami's rom collection being sold like it should come with one of those godawful 'gold/silver/ultimate/FOMO edition' charts*

#and I do mean Rom Collection and nothing more #putting this next to Requiem is like putting Dark Souls 'Remastered' next to the Demon's Souls remake #video games #i am just....so tired man..... #burn it all down #limited run games #can fuck off i called this shit the moment they announced they took Tencent blood money. That's the reason today was literally the first #time i even looked at their store in months #castlevania #fuckonami #before some wise ass decided to defend the corporation: #There is a difference between selling a new indie game with the option of ONE other much more expensive collector's edition #and selling a collection of roms from 2 decades ago you scavenged from a big publisher's warehouse with 3 more 'special' editions next to i #let alone when those two categories have the same price range

[happy10thousandyears]

English speaking pjm fans who say dongr@ng deserve to die like do yall even play this game like. smh

#he used to care so much about saving lives and curing people #until he got into k Corp and witnessed what they can do #regrow flesh drag bodies from the brink of death without effort. without pain. all you need to pay is the monetary cost #k corp made him question and ultimately look down on the value of human lives #most pjm employee characters suffer and crack under the weight of the system #and it twists them #corporate horror!! corporate tragedy!! #it’s just like hell screen (the short story) you cannot call yoshihide evil for letting his daughter burn in that carriage #when the system didn’t leave him any good choices

[nat-20s]

Omg hd has the Worst anti union stuff, these videos were like an hour long and we’re just “if you try to unionize we will mercifully shoot you twice in the back of the head btw :)”

GOD i hate that shit so much!!! maybe i'll mercifully shoot YOU in the back of the head home depot. getting a union will help me allow to do that >:)))

#timepaxew #replies #DEATH TO CORPORATIONS BURN EM DOWN

[tyltos]

#ok maybe there's one corporation i wont burn down in july. #also that kilt slaps i need one

[lobothebuilder]

Hi mutuals! Muuts, if you will. I've been pretty quiet lately but only cause I've delved back into the world of working for a corporate over lord and it's ripping ny mind apart. Just wanna say thanks for still being here on my 15 minute breaks you all are saving my sanity

#i am literally gonna burn something down #idk if its my own house or the corporate office park where my job is headquartered #but ill figure it out

[jeonghanurl]

I admit to enjoying the content of this tweet but also there’s no way black takes pictures of himself in the mirror. he’s not like that. he’s feral. not like other girls. 

#don't start hot-ifying black he's not your usual drama hot boy #he's your 'I haven't showered in four days and I'm about to burn down the house of the owner of this corporation'-gremlin