I hate the end of Inquisition (the final battle, not the plot twist) for a lot of reasons, but what the Inquisitor does with Corypheus really takes the cake for me...
We spend the game learning about that fucker: We learn he walked physically in the fade once and wanna do it again, as some sort of final step in his little godhood trip. According the codex, in the alternative future where he already rules this world, he spends his time ragdolling Alexius to change what happened on the conclave so he can have the anchor back and go to the fade. In WHWE, Florianne also says that she will rule this world while that spoiled meatball rules the next. There are other ocasions where this is mentioned, but you got the idea.
We also learn that the bastard just refuses to die, because blight powers. Simple enough.
Now, Inquisitor, tell me how it was a GREAT idea to take the guy who was on his knees and USE YOUR MAGICAL FADE MARK THAT LETS PEOPLE WALK INTO THE FADE TO THROW THE FADE OBSESSED GUY INTO THE FADE.
I get it, rocks falling all around, not a lot of time, the archdemon is dead anyway, gotta deal with the bad guy before escaping. And yeah, I know he kinda gets pulled apart/disintegrate when Inky does their thing. I just think that when the last person who killed the guy says he was "dead on the ground", had "no breath, no heartbeat" and you know the guy got better and almost destroyed the world, you might want to... I don't know, make sure?
Plus, this is the "let nothing die and bonus points if Hawke was around at some point" franchise. I mean:
(btw: Hey Mery, welcome back)
So yeah, the end of Inquisition makes me mildly annoyed
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God that reminds me I was writing this longass reply to when you were comparing MineDai to AraSawa and part of it was basically like. Hear me out but While I've Concluded MineDai Should Not Be Parents For Various Reasons… If they were. Non-zero chance the kid could plausibly turn out like Masato 😭😭😭like spoiled and entitled “wait ’til my FATHER(S) hear about this” nepo baby who can’t connect with either dad and actively resents at least one while taking advantage of their familial ties and living a life of (financial) privilege just sounds about right I'm sorryyyyyyyyy
So it was funny to me because just as AraSawa is MineDai With Dads… perhaps MineDai is AraSawa Without Kids… and AraSawa is the alternate, still-doomed timeline…
its only natural that if arasawa is Minedai But Dilfs then minedai inversely is Arasawa But. One Of Them Sees Red Around Happy Children
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au where somehow due to shenanigans instead of being camped out on the other shore the adults are just like. In The Woods on the island. don't ask me how this works considering the whole point is they couldn't access the island and that's why they needed kids to help i don't know i just think it would be very funny if they kept accidentally becoming campus cryptids. some kid swears up and down he saw the headmaster in the woods with a woman dressed in all yellow hacking down a tree with an axe and no one believes him. martina runs into rhonda and she simply disappears back into the trees. when she tells kate about this, kate just blurts out what she was thinking (since she was worried something was actually wrong) and just goes "oh that's rhonda" and martina's llike Excuse Me? and kate's like "dont worry about it<3" then Refuses To Elaborate and it drives martina absolutely fucking insane. someone sees number two simply sitting in a tree. a kid gets cornered by the edge of the woods by some bullies and then just a mcfuckingenormous guy comes out of the trees and quietly, solemnly, is just like "calling people names. is rude." and they immediately flee. and then this kid's savior just nods solemnly and turns and walks back into the woods. they're convinced they met bigfoot. curtain's minding his own business taking a walk and sees mr benedict just like . in the woods. they do that iasip look across the room meme and then mr benedict just books it back into the woods and curtain's like am i going insane? what the fuck. jackson and jillson encounter except they scare the adults more than the adults scared them. the kids sneak out every night to go into the woods and talk to their weird adult friends
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OMG youre right 😭😭😭 idk if the fandom would be able to handle a listener that is kinda lazy, I feel like theyd get called selfish or some shit 💀💀 Begging Erik for a “comforting you into doing the damn thing you have to do”
I seen so many people relating to all the listeners that overwork (so all of them 😐) like damn. You got the energy for that? wild. Makes me feel a little bad but aight okay that’s fine.
god that would be AMAZING as an audio...... catch me playing that on loop to get me through my day 😫😫 if i had the energy to work like those listeners i would be literally unstoppable!!
i know that the whole point of this kind of self-insert bf audio stuff is to put yourself in the listener's shoes, feeling like the characters are speaking directly to you, and that people don't generally enjoy feeling like they're being criticised - but damn i do wish we could have a little more collective tolerance for listeners who aren't necessarily wonderful perfect people whose only downside is that they're too good at what they do 🕺🕺
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