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god-of-this-new-blog · 6 months
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The Only Death Note Characters Who Ever Made It To The Club
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squeakadeeks · 3 months
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im going to commit a class 1 felony work has been so absolutely fucking insane that its taken up virtually every waking minute of my life and completely scrambled my brain but as a treat/last fleeting line of sanity i got some really tasty frozen dinners for myself that i was really looking forward to but i'm so whacked out from stress i put them in the fridge and not the freezer which ruined them and im going to literally implode my fridge with my mind
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andrew-nobody · 15 days
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I WANT TO SCREAM AND THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!
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stonecoldsilly · 2 years
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wondering if captain hob struggling to fit in with the goblin court is because he has the same tragic backstory as rue and he’s a bugbear changeling oh it’s about parallels it’s about doing anything to fit in it’s about curbing your natural instincts to find somewhere to belong it’s about masking everyday and nobody sees you its about drowning in duty and following the rules so someone will maybe say a kind word one day it’s about seeing somebody else be braver than you and loving them for it and knowing yourself a coward its about rue having one supportive friend and that making all the difference it’s about the only root you have not feeding you it’s about being used and valued for what you bring them and not what you are it’s about your differences being scorned not celebrated it’s about looking monstrous on the outside and feeling monstrous on the inside too it’s about being alone in a crowd it’s about being alone in a forest but together for the first time it’s about not being good enough but loving them anyway without hope or expectation it’s about the lone scent of peonies in a maze full of flowers it’s about how formidable the truth seems it’s about humming him your song it’s about glances across the room and stumbling over your words it’s about how it burns you deeper and worse than anything you’ve felt before it’s about the gift of his name and at his most ridiculous you can’t help but love him
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saud4des · 9 days
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in a wild turn of events, i'm musing a dude from a show i binged 🙃
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revvethasmythh · 5 months
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insane to me that I could fail the easiest charisma check in the world and somehow end with astarion leaving my party permanently
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supercantaloupe · 13 days
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Thanks for clarifying, “treyf” matzoh would have haunted my dreams. I wish you abundant shmurah matzoh before yontif. If you can’t make your own and no community resources can help, can you amazon wishlist?
i will probably end up having to resort to amazon ordering my matzo this year 😔 i don't want to cause they mark it up so much but i need SOMETHING i can eat next week
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sorry i became a feral eurovision blog yesterday. in my defense i also did not expect it
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meowcentral · 2 months
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the things I would do for a banh mi rn…..
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littlemoondarling · 1 year
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Uhm so... I got over stimulated but I tried my best not to react which just makes things worse for me on the inside but they still made fun of me so yea
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moonbeam-fox · 5 months
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Just found out why pharmacy manager has it out for me. It was one of those "have one conversation" type things. She saw me put my arms up during a disruptive persons incident a few months back, considered it "aggressive body language" and has been projecting it on my every encounter since. This morning my boss was like "I know it was months ago but do you remember why you did that" yeah boss, bc the guy in front of me said he was going to slash my throat and stab my stomach, and since he'd already struck someone 2x I considered it a credible threat. The way his eyes widened. Then I got to hit him w "do y'all read my reports orrrrr" which is always fun.
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kurokoros · 6 months
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It's registration week for classes and of the two profs I emailed last week for permission to take their class, one never responded, and the other said they'd put me on the waitlist because the class was full... except I emailed this prof about the class before one of my friends who did manage to get into the class emailed her, so what the fuck is up with that???
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shiveringsoldier · 10 months
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Today is day 4 of having a malfunctioning smoke detector. I reported the issue again, but maintenance said they won’t be taking care of it until Monday since they don’t consider it an emergency. And considering how the person who came in to look at it yesterday did the absolute bare minimum to try and fix it and proceeded to just leave when his minimal effort didn’t work, I’m not exactly hopeful that they’ll fix it tomorrow. I could kill someone
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macroglossus · 1 year
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it has to be said that people w ed’s are fucking delusional. obviously. let it be known i have numbered among them in my time but you’re really saying HALO-TOP ranks above BEN N JERRYS? in terms of taste? flavor? brother. that’s ice with some chocolate shaved in. water with bits of cardboard for variety. eating halo-top is the culinary equivalent of a hair shirt
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rosicheeks · 1 year
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supercantaloupe · 10 months
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love it when the clarinet is like twenty cents sharp so i lean over and say "hey you're sharp" so she can fix it and then she looks at me like i've grown a second head and then does fuck all about it
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