#but ohmygodddddd were they so bad

[endiness]

the idea that s2 of s&b was better than s3 of the witcher is sooo baffling to me.

#the witcher #shadow and bone #anti sab #!txt: the witcher #!txt: sab #like okay granted i only watched the darkling scenes in s2 #but ohmygodddddd were they so bad #like literally all subtlety and nuance was completely removed from what was there in s1 #meanwhile the writing for s3 of the witcher felt a lot more tighter and cohesive than prev seasons #and all of the characters and rships were given a lot more depth and importance #like unequivocally s3 was better than s2 but personally i think s3 was better than s1 too #also likE barring the toxic gamer bros and the rancid hc stans #the overall reaction i saw to s3 was pretty positive #meanwhile i did not see a single section of the sab fandom that was happy w s2

[postmodern-blues]

first listen to rhys and ianto’s excellent barbecue: a saga

I’m just gonna put all my thoughts in order while I listen to this audio and do my homework. I’ll tag it for spoilers, but I’ll also put everything below the cut in case you haven’t listened to it yet <3 um also i do a lot of swearing be warned...

last warning, yall, lots of spoilers and quotes ahead:

Rhys’s friends call him RHYSIE and I Am So Soft For This.

“I’m making my Special Sauce” god if Jack were here....

I love how Torchwood writers can’t even find a way to write RHYS in a straight way. He’s so cute and AHSDHGHFDAS I LOVE THIS SO FAR

the meat jokes.... already.... let’s hope serentiy Ianto does not resurface

IANTO! my god I have missed my boy. HE IS BACK

Oh my god... oh my fuck.... he’s so CUTE i might need to take a breather.... dude....

Gwen looking out for Ianto, inviting him to Rhys’s stuff. DID SOMEONE SAY FOUND FAMILY HMMMM

“lads, lads, lads” I WENT FERAL WHEN I HEARD THIS IN THE TRAILER

“Jack’s sorry he couldn’t come” hhhhhhhh one sausage comes off the barbecue and he’d be like “this is quite homoerotic” HAIJFODHS

Rhys come on,,,, baby,,,,, do not be homophobic about this

I get the feeling I might be going too crazy about this,,, WE’RE ONLY FIVE MINUTES IN

godDAMNIT THIS IS THE SHIT I’VE BEEN CRAVING EVER SINCE GHOST TRAIN afdsohfs

Ianto brought Chardonnay....

“Except Banana boat, he’s a bit thick” AGFDKHDGS R H Y S

oh shit alien things are happening

“yes, RHYS, I know how to discuss my TOP SECRET work at a social event” he’s fucking ICONIC

“you have an inability to call each other by your proper names” my sister is just like this tho... she calls all her friends by anime character names.. little bit better than ‘sticky jeff’ but not much

Ianto being oblivious to Rhys’s gender role shit is just,,,, I STAN HIM

If Ianto and Rhys do not take a ride in the pink car by the end of this audio I’m suing

jkjk but that would be so great wouldn’t it

godDAMNIT i love this audio

"we.... don’t” yet again, it is the 21st century, and torchwood is sooo not ready

“It’s the BOYS’ barbecue” rhys and his friends seem like they have a very cute queerplatonic relationship. wonder if they wear socks when they’re doing “barbecues”

who the fuck is steven.... whAT IS GOING ON

“I don’t know him THAT well, but there’s no way he would call me love” u sure abt that rhysie

“if u run headfirst into an invisible wall, at least let me FILM it on my phone” these two i stfg

this ‘time bubble’ concept has SO MANY FIC POSSIBILITIES why is big finish spoiling us-

jack and gwen going for pizza instead of being at work AHHDOFDGSHK 

oh my GOD THE CALLBACK TO DISSECTED!!!!! this is like when gareth called back to The Last Beacon in Dinner and a Show AHHHH

I am reminded about martha and gwen,,, i am happy,,, the PARALLELS

these two arguing dude the TENSION.. the SUBTEXT

“god help you if you ever hear about pink wine” SFIHOJADHGF 

i swear half my commentary here is me quoting something funny and then keyboard smashing

Ianto is fucking ANNIHILATING Rhys here and by extension gender roles. Goddamnit THIS is the conversation we needed. I love him so much can you tell

“you LOVE each other” I’ve only had this audio for about half an hour but if anything fucking happens to it, i’ll kill everyone in the room and then myself

i don’t think you understand how goddamn adorable rhys is about his friends

“thank fuck none of them are here right now” mate my man badger calls you RHYSIE i don’t think it would affect them

I am so thankful Jack isn’t here because oh my g o d this would be an hour long block of innuendos. this whole audio is just exposing the very prominent homoerotic tendencies of straight men

sometimes, and by that i mean all the time, i wonder if my family hears me listening to big finish and wonders if i’m actually just watching porn. and honestly I think it would be a whole lot less embarrassing if i just told them i was watching porn instead of “yeah it’s this scifi thing these characters are trying to make a hole in an invisible time force field thing. are they gay? no, well, i mean, yes, but not like that! welllll, a little bit like that, but it’s NOT PORN”

“what the hell was that rhys? You Absolute Idiot.” AHHH THESE TWO

“let’s stuff it full of sausages” 

GWEN AND IANTO TELLING EACH OTHER STORIES ABOUT THEIR IDIOT HUSBANDS IS MY LIFEBLOOD FUCKKKKKK

“back pocket” THIS IS SENDING ME BACK TO MY SHERLOCK FANDOM DAYS (fucking remember john getting sherlock’s phone out of his coat that he was wearing? that’s what this is)

Rhys pretending to be Steven (Stephen?) is,,,,, oh my god,,, this is too fucking intense

god i feel so bad for rhys,,, seriously

ohmygodddddd

this took a serious turn I was not prepared for

also gwen wanting rhys to talk to ianto is,,, ughhhh i ship gwen/rhys sooo hard

rhys- baby- oh my godohmygodohmygod

im like,,, IM CRYING BRO THIS IS

“I DO love them” hhhhhh

the special sauce thing is sending me im sorry

“can we rescue the beer?” RHYS

‘Ianto you beautiful man, you did it!” THEY!!! THEY!!!!!!

i wanna make it clear that i don’t ship rhys and ianto but i think they are so cute as friends

guys im in tears right now

the way rhys goes from not wanting ianto here to not wanting him to leave,,, um its a simple arc but i’d also do anything for it

RHYS AND GWEN RHYS AND GWEN RHYS AND GWEN ANDHDHSGHFAOSDLSDLHD

“OH HE’S ADORABLE WHATS HE CALLED?” me when i first saw Ianto Jones onscreen

“he’s a colleague of the missus,,,,,, and a friend” why don’t you just shoot me in the head hm

rhysie,,, baby,,, holy shit you need to go to therapy,,, just like,,, have a chat with janet the weevil and see how you feel after

funny how rhys fucking williams is handling loss so much better than ANY of torchwood. like jack got PREGNANT after losing owen+tosh. Ianto started having sex with his immortal boss after losing his girlfriend. healthy coping mechanisms? who is she?

they let rhys say fuck a lot in this audio and that is Very Sexy of Them

“bunny has run away with my tie” h e s s o f u c k i n g p r e c i o u s

“lads lads lads” AHHHHHHHHH

this audio. is. so good. so cute. so sad. BIG FINISH YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU SEXY BASTARDS YOU!!!!

#torchwood #big finish #rhys and ianto's excellent barbecue #audio spoilers: rhys and ianto's excellent barbecue #audio spoilers: the barbecue one #big finish spoilers #big finish ranting #i loved this one can you tell #torchwood big finish #ianto jones #rhys williams #gareth david lloyd #kai owen #cw: swearing

[bunnykaye]

7x12 and 7x13 livetweet:

AoS 7x12

1ST GAP:

> SPACEEEEEEEEEE > THE ZEPHYR????? > IT'S EMPTY????? > AMATEUR-ISH? HAM-FISTED???? > SIBYL. IN THE FLESH???? > AS LONG AS HE LIVES, OUR FUTURE ISN'T SECURE > HE ISN'T EVEN ALIVE.......OOOOOOOHHHHHH > MASKING THE TRUTH. SHITTTTTTTTTTT > MAY :((((((((((( > FOR YOU?????????? DAFUQ NATHANIEL > DAFUQ NATHANIEL. DAFUQQQQQQQQQQ > KORA........... > BIG BAD WOLF??????? LOL GARRETT > WHAT IS THAT BLUE THING?????

2ND GAP:

> TINGLE???? > NANADEKEEEEEEEEE > I KNOW THAT NAMEEEEEE > OHMYGODDDDDD THE PREGNANT POSE > THIS DEKE IMPRESSION AKJLDLASJDKASJ > I DO HAVE A SECRETTTTTTT > SWIRLING?????????? > AWWWWW DEKEEEEEEEEE > DAISY MACK SOUSA > "....SURE" > DAISYSOUSSSSSSSSSS > DAISYOUS KISSSSSSSSSSSSS > BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > "IMPRESSIVE" "THANK YOU" > CHRONI-BOMB????? > SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL AT THE TIME. NOW LOOK AT ME > COULSON/MAY/YOYO BROTP THO > DAISYYYYYYYYYYY > "YOU'VE LOST" > YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TIME > OH MACK :((((((( > LET'S MAKE SOME NOISEEEEEEEE > OH NO :-////// > "WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE" > ....AND THAT WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL, NATHANIEL > AWWWWW PHILINDA! > "WE'RE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE WE WERE" > "HEY BUDDY" > YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS YOYO > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA > "THAT HURTS" > GONNA PANCAKE THIS WHOLE PUPPY > "SON OF A BITCH" > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

3RD GAP:

> DAAAAAAAAAAMN I MISSED STUFF, JUST A LITTLE BIT > NANADEKE STUFF I LOVE ITTTTTTT > REAL PEACHY > NEW WORDS > IT'S A FINE WORD. AND YOU'RE A FINE MAN. > YAAAAAASSSSSSSS SOUSA > THEY'RE GONNA USE THE CHRONIS AS BOMBS AJKLDASJJAS > I HAVE A HOME. AND I'M MARRIED > HOOOOOOOOOOOME > SMELL HIS HAIR BUT I CAN'T SEE HIS FACE > AWWWWWWWWW JEMMA > UNSTOPPABLEEEEEEEEEEE

4TH GAP:

> DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON > THIS SISTER TALK THO > LOCATION OF AN 084?????? > O84???????? > TELEPORTING TAXI > NEW TIMELINE, NEW JOHN GARRETT > EVEN THE SMILE IS THE SAME GDI > I KNOW THIS PLACE. HOME > STAND DOWN AGENT SOUSA > FIND ME SOME DUCT TAPE?????? > KORA :( > FUCK YOU NATHANIEL FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU > DO I SOUND COOL WHEN I SAY THAT??? LMFAO > HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT > LORD I HOPE THIS WORKS > DUCT TAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT > GARRETT OH NO

5TH GAP:

> CODED TRANSMISSION > BRANDON GAMBLE > VICTORIA HAND???????? > BRIEFCASE??????? > LEGACY AGENTS??? > HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK > HOLY SHITTTTTTT > DAISY COULSON :')))))))) > MAYDAISY!!!!!!!!!! > JEMMA :((((((((( > MATH IS MY FAITHFUL HUSBAND > JEMMA?????????? > JEMMA IS ASSEMBLING THEMMMMMMMMMMM > HOLY MATRIMONY > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK > I JUST KOW THEY NEED TO BECME MARRIED > TWO BECOMES ONE > ENOCH :(((((((((( > A SINGING KEY > END OF THE BEINNING > I PRONOUNCE YOU > YOU'RE ALL THERE > I WAS MARRIED > I AM MARRIED. I HAVE PROOF > YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY > FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZ > JEMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME DOES SHE????????/ > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

TAG:

> MASSIVE POWER DRAIN IN NYC

7x13

1ST GAP:

> HE CAME FROM THE OLD TIMELINE > THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY > KORA IS THE KEY??????? > DID KORA SURVIVE??? > SHE'S WITH THE ENEMY > SHE IS PIVOTAL > QUANTUM BRIDGE??????? > MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS > BRANCH OFF > QUANTUM REALM > SUBATOMIC?????????? > BUBBLES??????? > 1983 NYC > DEKE AND FITZ > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > ENOCH TOLD US > BEFORE HE DIED > THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER > I'LL STAY. I BELONG HERE > AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW > PBBBBBBBBBBBT > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > DANNY BOY > I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > NO TIME TO ARGUE > LET'S GET TO IT > YOU DON'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDS > ON THREE, DAMMIT > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > YOU'RE THE NEW GUY IN CHARGE NOW? > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2ND GAP:

> I NEED TO TAKE IT SLOW WITH HER > DRAW A LINE FR THAT FOR ALL OF THE REST > FILL IN SOME OF THE BLANKS > SCOLIOSIS > THETA SERPENTIS > BIGGEST STAR > ALYA > ALYAAAAAAAA > HEYYYYYYYYYYY > FLINT AND PIPER > TURN THIS QUINJET AROUND > PUT YOUR FACE ON > NORMAL THING JKALSDJASKJ > TIME STREAMMMMMMMMMMM > OUTLAW > TIME MONOLITH > PICK A STAR SYSTEM > ALYA > STUDY TIME STREAM > ONE PATH > AND WE DID. > FOR YEARS. > HAPPILY EVER AFTER > PUT IT OFF > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD > I DON'T WANT TO FORGET > OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT > JUMPED BACK TO THE MOMENT WE LEFT > I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU ASK FOR IN RETURN > OH NO JEMMA > STAY STRONG > FITZ'S MIND COULDN'T HANDLE THE IMPLANT > YOU WERE WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME > FITZ. > WHY WOULD WE STAY SO LONG > FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT > OUT OF TIME > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > THE HAZMAT SUITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

3RD GAP:

> DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > POWERING DOWN THE ZEPHYR > DO NOT SPEAK. DO NOT ENGAGE > DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN JEMMA SAW HER DOUBLE > SOUSA GOT THE TIME MONOLITH JAKDKLASDKJA > HOOOOOOLY SHIT YOYO TOO > WHERE'S FITZ. IDK. I CAN'T KNOW. > WAIT FOR IT > NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY > QUINJET TEAM HEAD BACK TO THE LH > THESE PPL ALWAYS BEAT THE ODDS > DAAAAAAAAAAAMN DAISY > YOU HOPE, I'LL PRAY > OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO > NOT COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

4TH GAP:

> THEY PUNCHED THE CHRONICOMS AT THE LH ASSAULT > SO THAT'S WHAT SHE CAN DO > THEY'RE YOUR EVERYTHING > STARS IN YOUR SKIES > I THINK I REMEMBER > I CAN REMEMBER WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOR > QUAKE VS WALMART QUAKE > WE WON. > RETAKING THE LH AS WE SPEAK > NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SMILE > WHAT COMES NEXT > THE CAVALRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > PHILINDA TAG TEAM!!!!!!!!!! > KORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > WE'RE GIVING THEM EMPATHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > CHRONICOMS WITH EMPATHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > YOU FRIENDS OR ENEMIES???? FRIENDS. AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN. > I COULD GO ALL DAY > MISSION ACCOMPLISHED > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > THAT'S THE IDEA??????????????? > OH NOOOOOOOOOO DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > KORA'S GONNA REVIVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD > THIS IS WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING FOR > FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > YOU'RE GUARDING OUR EVERYTHING > ALYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD > THAT WASN'T LONG > LOUD NOISE. I WAS ONLY A LITTLE SCARED

5TH GAP:

> YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. I NEVER CHANGED. > HEYYYYY > REWARD?????? > NEW PROFESSION? I HATE IT > ONLY SOMEONE WITHOUT KIDS WOULD SAY THA. > UNCLE MACK'S PRESENT > SO CUTE HE WRITES LETTERS > GOING...WELL? > THEY'RE GOING. YEAH > CRIED LIKE A BABY??????SOUSA > HE'S A DORK > SPEAKING OF DORKS > AC???????????? > ZEPHYR THREE????????????? > GLITCH?????????? > MINIMAL FORCE, SWEETHEART > NEBULA?????? > I VOTE WE MAKE THIS A TRADITION. WE CAN'T LOSE TOUCH > .........AND FITZ. AND MAY. LOLOLOLOL > DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > THE D IS DOING JUST FINE > SAME TIME NEXT YEAR? > DAVISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOYO > STORIES TO THE NEWCOMERS > FLINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > COULSON ACADEMYYYYYYYYYYYY > LITTLE MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY > DAD FITZZZZZZZZZZZZ > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN MACK > HE'S IN A HELICARRIER??????? > NEW RECRUIT??????? > SHE'S DOING GREAT. > IT'S FNNY WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN SOMEONE BELIEVES IN YOU > DAISYYYYYYYYYYY > :') > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN > A BUTTON AND A KEY????????? > LOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > THE ICONIC SHADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS > HE'S FLYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > COOL > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

WHAT A RIDE. WHAT A DAMN RIDE. 💙 💙 💙

#aos spoilers #AoS 7x12 #AoS 7x13

[1wet-teabag]

Ok ok. So ur telling me. Not everyone. Chewed glass marbles for the cold feeling. And not everyone chewed bouncey balls.

The gradient pink and purple at the front didn't make much noise but the texture... unrivaled. U wanted the real squish sound u needed the yellow and orange one on the side or the pink and blue one on the back. That one w the white stripes was so bad. Latex, I think. Horrid.

And ohmygodddddds these big marbles were so nice and cold. Sometimes hurt if u switched from sides of ur mouth too fast and clacked ur teeth, but very nice if ur careful. I never broke any In my mouth. I want some so I can do that now.

#chewing #funny #haha #meme #why #hahaha #lol #haha memes #stims?

[phoebehalliwell]

So I know that Cole comes back in the comics, how do you think Dency would react to meeting her biological father? Or conversely, how do you think she would react to meeting Prue, since she’d named after her?

okay so i definitely think dency Hates cole like hates his guts does not acknowledge him as her father hates any mention of him at all (which i wrote a little on about here), so i think if she were to meet him she would yell at him and storm out. and cole would definitely be hella hurt by that bc that’s his daughter & he loves her & also she doesn’t even really know him?? so like???

and in the comics if i’m not mistaken cole gets like a proper redemption arc and he really tries to like heal these relationships so i feel like he would really really try to get through to dency and try to get her to hear him out just for like ten minutes but dency always either threatens his ass or runs away so that’s definitely not working. so it’s actually coop who goes to dency like i think you should at least give cole a chance? and dency goes off on him and like unloads all this shit and all this bitter resentment she holds towards her father and this image of him that she built in her mind and she Definitely starts crying and like Breaks Down and coop gives her a hug and tells her that holding in that much bitterness and rage towards half of herself is going to hurt her. it’s already hurting her. and dency’s like i don’t hate half of myself i hate him. he’s not my father, you are. and you never killed or tortured anyone you were never the source of all evil you never dragged my mom down to hell you didn’t cause prue’s death. and coop’s like dency, you know i love you, and i’m so glad you consider me to be your dad, but you can’t deny the fact that he is your father. and i’m not asking you to love him, i’m not even asking you to forgive him, i’m just saying i think you should listen to him. just once. i don’t think he’s the man you’ve painted him out to be. and dency’s like fine. but i’m doing this for you. not for him.

so she doesn’t seek cole out, she just waits for him to approach her again. and one day she’s minding her own business in a cafe reading a book drinking a latte when cole sits at her table like can we talk. and dency’s like oh so you’re cornering me in a public space so i can’t burn you to ash right this second and cole’s like ......yeah i mean i would really like it if you didn’t kill me and dency glares at him but she doesn’t storm out so we’re already doing like fifty times better than every other interaction so cole like okay monologue time. and he’s like i just want to apologize for everything that i did in my past and dency’s like rolling her eyes and cole’s like jesus christ i’m trying to get through to her but She’s So Mean holy shit but then sorta takes a step back and realizes that a) he was definitely meaner than this throughout the majority of his life and b) her main association with him is definitely source of all evil with phoebe as his queen so uhh he’s definitely starting off on the wrong foot. so he’s just like i want you to know that i never wanted to hurt you or your mother, ever. “oh but killing prue was fine?” and cole’s just sorta like i? didn’t????  but he knows going on the argumentative stance is only going to lose her so the just keeps going with i know you blame me for a lot of things. rightfully so. i wasn’t always a good man. but i loved your mother, she made me a better person and dency’s like so dragging her down to hell and making her queen of the underworld, was that your way of saying thanks? and cole’s been you know trying to play nice but ohmygodddddd he’s gonna snap any second when [loud chair dragging noises] coop sits down at the table. and cole’s sorta looking at him like okay?? what are you doing here? but then coop starts taking his side so coles like oh. lit. okay. and coop’s like dency. you know i know love. and cole’s love for phoebe was pure. and dency’s looking at him like motherfucker??? Why are you taking his side????? and dency’s like sorry but from where i stand it really like everything but. and coop’s like exactly. that’s where you stand. but understand that you might not have the whole picture. and dency’s like you know what i’m done here hope you had fun ambushing me bye and like Storms Out (oh and definitely books it straight to her room for a long ass cry sesh)

and then later than night she’s reading and there’s a soft knock on her door and it’s cole and he’s like hi. um, we’re not in a public space so uhh you can burn me if you want. and dency just sorta looks at him like you’re not funny but she also doesn’t attack him so 👍. and cole’s like i’m not looking for your forgiveness, i don’t expect you to forgive me. the way things happened, the way things ended, it was wrong. it was unhealthy. and dency’s like don’t forget the way things began. and cole’s like right. being sent to assassinate your mother. admittedly, not a great start. and dency’s looking at him like yeah no shit but doesn’t actually say anything mean out loud. and cole’s like look. i was a demon. for a very long time. and i’m not going to tell you i was a good person. i did a lot of things, unspeakable things, that of course i regret, but i know my regret does nothing to undo that. but when i met phoebe, she made me want to be a better person. she made me wake up every day and want to be good. and dency’s like then why did you become the source? if you wanted to be good so bad, why take in the source of all evil. and cole’s like i didn’t know i was doing that. and dency’s like bullshit you took in the hollow i know the story. and cole’s like i didn’t know- i thought i could help. i thought i could be good. and dency’s like How. How Did You Think Using The Hollow To Absorb The Source Was Good. and cole’s like it wasn’t to take in the source, it was to strip his powers. one by one he had picked off the charmed one’s powers, he was going to kill them, and i thought the only way he could be stopped was if i took the blow, if i took in his powers, giving you family enough time to vanquish him. and dency looks like she’s gonna say some mean comment but she doesn’t have anything to say. and cole continues like i didn’t know that would happen. and after the source took over i tried to fight i really. seeing your mother, like that, hurt more than words. but i couldn’t stop it. i wasn’t strong enough. i’m just glad she could break free. i’m glad she had you, and you got to grow up away from all that, in a house filled with good magic, with parents who love and protect you, who would go to the ends of the earth for you. and i know you don’t consider me your father but know that i love you just the same. and he leaves.

and dency just sorta sits there, for a while. because all the rage and anger and hate towards cole had been with her so long, she doesn’t really know how to let go of it. it had fueled her, shaped her into the witch she was today. it was a part of who she was. but it was all wrong. and to admit that. to admit that was painful. but it was necessary.

and i don’t think she would ever speak to cole again, and if i’m not mistaken cole does sacrifice himself for the greater good. and even thought dency never really said,,, like anything nice to him, ever, he didn’t die thinking she hated him. and dency didn’t hate him. and she wouldn’t say she was proud of him (at least not out loud), but she no longer felt ashamed of being his daughter.

#cole turner #dency halliwell #coop halliwell #margaretsminiessays #💌 #& in regards to prue #i honestly don't have too many thought #i just feel like dency would be really happy to meet her #and to just talk to her the way a normal person could talk to their aunt #y'know #also #u can consider this post a uhh counteraction #against the post ten minutes ao #which was very anti cole