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asmolemmeeatyouout · 4 years

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The Boys With an Autistic MC HC !! (SFW !)

(aka I’m projecting bc sad) (I also have adhd so there will be adhd moments)

Lucifer:

This boy has so much work yet he still find the time to help you put together a routine

WILL make sure you stick to it

He will rearrange the entire school if it will help you

If any demon and I mean ANY demon is even the slightest bit mean to you they go mysteriously missing the next day

Sometimes he infantilises you but he doesn’t mean to, tell him to cut it out and the shame will rip through him

In line with that you will probably find him cutting the crusts off your sandwiches and rearranging your stuffies, up to you if you want him to stop that (I hate crusts and my teddies deserve to be comfortable too)

Makes sure you’re accommodated everywhere in the devildom not just rad and and the hol

One day you realise his suit jacket? Perfect fabric for stimming

He starts dressing according to the fabrics you like

Let’s you hold his sleeve arm when talking bc it’s a good stim

Will put his jacket on you when you’re overwhelmed and need some familiarity

You start to associate his smell with safety

Mammon:

Pretends he doesn’t care

Treats you the most normal out of all the brothers

Has actually memorised your routine and knows your stressors/meltdown/shutdown triggers

White knights you very subtly

You think demons are very accepting in the devildom but in reality mammon does the same as luci but his approach is much more ‘stop it before it starts’

Buys you stimmies bc he loves the way you look when you’re happy stimming (yes BUYS not steals)

Too embarrassed to give you them so they just appear in your room

He’s just coincidentally in the hallway when you come rushing out to show people

You eventually realise it’s gotta be him bc he’s always there when you find em so you just start running directly to him

Loves it if you have echolalia

Tries to get you to repeat ‘the great mammon’ as much as possible

If he finds you repeating words/beeping at the microwave he will engage and do the same until you happy stim (then he will try get you to repeat ‘mc’s first man the great mammon’

If you start calling him that ?! The boy will melt. (I get intense echolalia with ‘mammonie’ and i think he would straight up die hearing mc go ‘mammonie mammonie mammonie’

After all it makes sense that the great mammon is constantly on your mind

Levithian:

Another nerd ?! Heck yeah!! !

Very glad you aren’t a normie

Perhaps relates the most to your experience against the allistics as ppl don’t like him bc he’s a ‘yucky okatu’

Loves when you talk about a special interest (SI) because you’re just as obsessive as he is

Will try and get you obsessed with anime and manga if you aren’t already

Is a shut in so he gets that people are overwhelming and scary at times

Is uncharacteristically vulnerable and open with you bc he feels like you understand his existence at a deeper level

If you like squishes (and show him first) he will start asking for the deep pressure hugs when he feels he needs them

But ofc bc you’re both you, the method for asking is just repeating the word squish over and over while you hug

Eye contact !? Oh hell no

Most of your conversations are done facing away from each other

Asmodeus:

Same clothes? Comfort items? No no no no no you gotta look beautiful like you are!

Does not entirely get it at first, how can anyone want to wear something more than once?

Once you explain it he will drag you shopping (to high end shops, using avoiding crowds as an excuse to pamper you) to find a signature, beautiful, comfortable and easy to put on outfit for you to wear

He will then buy 30 of them just in case you lose anything

He WILL give you presents randomly after you told him you like to wear clothing with emotional significance

Bonding time includes decorating your ear defenders and sunglasses

If your SI is anything to do with fashion or beauty or just asmo things in general this boy will NEVER leave your side. You become the only person he wants to talk to

If you excited stim by bouncing, hand flapping or squealing he is right there with you creating a feedback loop of excited stimming

When he finds out you like routine he will check you’re doing the beauty routine he made for you every night

If you’re too tired he will do it for you (or even if you just ask he loves being close to you)

If you’re touch repulsed he will ask every time before he even gets close to you (EVERY DAMN TIME ! This man understands consent and the fact that some days touch is too much others it’s not)

Satan:

Acts like lucifer visa the routine n rad but with no infantilising

Reads every study ever done on autism and neurodivergence ever

ANGOR at human world autism studies bc they’re dumb and there’s so much more interesting things to investigate to do with being autistic

He does go to the human world and he does stab a$$ and those involved

If you let him he will study you

Tracks your sleep, eating habits, and mood regulation (after he asks ofc)

Meltdowns? No that’s a regular day in Satan’s head

He lets you use his rage room (he definitely has a room exclusively for smashing stuff) if you feel even a little stressed

Likes talking about your SI’s with you bc it’s rare he finds someone so knowledgeable on a subject

Beelezebub:

The kindest most patient boy

Helps you find foods that don’t mess with your texture issues

Checks to make sure you’ve eaten in case you’ve been distracted and not realised you’re hungry

Doesn’t understand AFRID because food is good?? But is willing to help you with it (see previous points)

Stims with you because it makes you happy

Will let you info dump for hours even if he doesn’t get it

Is generally very warm so he makes the perfect person for squishes

Perfectly happy to just sit in silence and not talk or make eye contact

Belphagor:

Definitely understands the exhaustion that comes with being disabled

If you even look overstimulated he will kidnap you for a nap (whether than be physically or if you’re touch repulsed he will fake an emergency (the emergency is you being over stim Ed) just to get u out, it’s the only thing he puts effort into)

Shares his secret super soft blanket stash bc you are the only one who can appreciate how freaking soft the texture is

Best person to look after you in a shutdown bc he kinda gets it

Gets his own ear defenders and sunglasses so he can sleep in class (claims it’s solidarity with you)

Just enjoys your company like his bro so ditto on the silence thing

(There’s more I can think of but this is already really long, comment if u want part 2)

#obey me #satan obeyme #obey me asmo #asmodeus hc #obey me levithian #obey me mammon #lucifer obey me #beelezebub obey me #belphagor obey me #obey me hc #headcanons #actuallyautistic #adhd #obey me autistic #obey me x reader #autistic mc #autisticmc

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cafephan · 7 years

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dan and phil play faceapp: a summary

HELLO NEW FLAT "any cardboard box can be turned into something beautiful" how long before dan promos the merch this definitely wasn't scheduled beforehand they stole the dvp board even though it technically belongs to their old landlord discussing furnishings if they still have cardboard boxes in the background in ten weeks time we can shout at them or let them know if you're into that kind of thing "i give this channel one week before we get evicted" danandphilgamesFACES appropriate but weak phil i'll let you off because you've been moving and you're tired and cute that helps I JUST NOTICED THE STUBBLE HELLO this is a video that phil basically said 'dan can we do this' and it's proven dan is still wrapped around his little finger "we have to do it while it's still relevant" mate you're not exactly plummeting in views bloody hell i like the insight into his camera roll why is the danieldreamx liveshow thumbnail there throwback to the ladybird jumper selfie dan stop dragging him that attractive chin angle "apparently phil can't take a selfie" i fucking relate apparently phil is slightly scared and startled all the time and the first scream of the new dapg era is upon us rip headphone users someone needs to put that as a jumpscare in the comments phil speaking about having straight teeth made me sadder than it should've the old filter aka "six months into the future" according to dan the fond look from phil "it's seven months into the future at least" every old!phil trope needs to be rewritten "if you keep your current hair you will be the coolest old guy" dan still rolling in the compliments "let's not be ageists" shoutout to the over 65s watching phil looks like his grandad apparently "i look like me but younger but that's not what i looked like when i was younger" just got a full close up of dans crusty ass lips that's another one to add to the jumpscare list dan doesn't like female phil "it's like a horrible alternate universe" someone's gonna be scouring the au tag, have fun dan "i'm a bit scarlett johannson-y" "clearly your hairstyle is ready to go for the female app" celestial glowing earrings "i would avoid him in a dark alley" says phil about himself as a... man "that is the phil that never got a myspace account and became a builder" now there's an au dan is either going to write himself or search for "normy phil" "you look so average" dan pls we know you think he's beautiful but we're only five minutes into the video control yourself dan's turn on the weird app 'neutral face' 'dan with a soul': "i look like a mouse person" // "you look like a rabbit person!" phil the savage my one true love "i like it. i wanna be friends with him instead of you" wow phil you absolute savage drag him more "it's like you put a hoover against your ear and sucked out your soul" phil looks legitimately scared i'm "old dan! old danny! old danny slice" phil chants whilst looking over fondly dan's impersonation of his old self: "i'm old but you still would" "derek has imploded" "you're like an anime child" "let's meet danielle!" phil is way too into this "i look like louise! that is a picture of louise!" // "it is louise... or is it a bit of zoe as well?" phil doesn't know zoe and louise's ship name come on phil they had a shop back in the day where even were you in the old days they both watched your videos "do you even lesbian on wattpad?" dan revealing more of his plans for that night okay he got the ship name in the end nice one philly "i like to think that if i, as a female or just as dan now, embraced eye makeup, it would be a bit cooler than that, that's a bit normal" he'd do a smoky eye, phil was more than happy to help him draw that conclusion calling all fic writers; this is your chance "am i already the hunky dan i wish i was?" phil looks so excited to see 'male' dan "you look... very angry" i wonder if that's code for if phil's into it or not "it's really square-ified my face like let's give this lad a chin that he doesn't have" oh nice dan would fuck himself calling all fic writers; i'm begging you please please don't now the camera roll pictures make sense okay here we go phil's aesthetic twitter icon has a creepy ass filtered smile "that's phol. p-h-o-l. that's your doot there" alright dan calm yourself lad dans twitter icon's turn "i hate that profile picture... because i have curly hair now, i need to get a new icon that embraces the curls" finally he's saying stuff i can get onboard with phil stop trying to stop him from changing it make it your lockscreen if you want to see it everyday but let the man change his damn icon "rabbit dan is back" pastel dan as an old guy: "he's so cute!" says phil phil's selfie with the hair dye on okay dude "i literally think that's what i'd look like as a girl" why does he only have one set of eyelashes tho "that is amazingphillipa" "ah your really cringe selfie!" // "it wasn't cringe!" dan is getting his revenge drags in he nailed the caption according to dan also contact i am all over that i definitely haven't rewound it four times the first american names they think of are kyle (phil) and cody (dan) i ship it what the fuck is this last picture sideways dan he has like three teeth i'm laughing so much what the pirate!dan, he said so himself what the fuck is the smile filter....... add it to the jumpscare list also in case you're curious we do say stuff like that in the north, philly ain't lying to you aaaaaaand here's the merch promo i feel sad that my moon head doesn't suit hats rip "good luck sleeping" i don't think you'll be sleeping dan sounds like you have a fic filled night ahead of you oh god the photoshop make it stop right now i hate this endscreen why am i still here i wonder what faces they're pulling behind the photoshop "don't swap faces with people because it's really demonic bye" danielleisnotonfire AmazingPhillipa

#gaming vid summaries #SORRY IM SO LATE

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