#c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2

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[ID: a panel of Batman and Robin standing together against a white background. They're both smiling and cradling an infant to their chests. Batman reassures the mother, "Right here, Mrs. Janus... Both they and the Cromwell twins are fine." as Robin jokes, "Did I mention we're opening a day care center?" END ID]

#im going to have a child just so i can i dont trust them with it #but also give this man a baby.... :( he missed his sons infant stage :( #and i think itll be cute. he'll get it a little bat pacifier. a batcifer if you will. #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #robin iii #batdad #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels

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the full (cropped) panels of this post

[ID: two cropped panels of Batman holding babies that he just saved. In the first picture, he's looking down at the infant as they stare up at him calmly. His hand is supporting their head and on their upper back as they lay on his forearm.There's an unconscious criminal at Batman's feet as another one walks ahead. In the second picture, both criminals are unconscious on the ground as Batman is tenderly cradling the twin babies to his chest. He's protectively glaring over his shoulder at more incoming danger. END ID]

#personally i find the unconscious villains as part of the charm that is batman holding babies but #that way you get whichever variation #either him just tenderly caring for this vulnerable life or little man crouched in a sewer protecting them #batdad #regardless >:3 #batman #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels #bruce wayne

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.1 / 2.2

[ID: two comic panels of Batman and Robin. In the first one, Dick Grayson is Robin and jokes, "I always said we could beat crooks with our hands tied behind our backs!" after he and Batman win a fight while still having their arms bounded together. Batman tells him, "Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, Robin! Two-Face escaped and what's worse is, so did Paul Janus!" In the second panel, Tim Drake is Robin and he says, "I owed him that!" after beating on Two-Face. Batman is smirking behind him and once again says, "Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back..." END ID]

#i know i said im gonna give an opinion in my tags but it became too long so im just rbing with it hfjdh #which... just my opinion but also god. #anyways !! #bruce is such a dad. he tells the same stories and same jokes 50 times despite the eye rolls from his kids #they say the climax of a story in such a deadpan voice and bruce 'oh? have i told you this one before?' #the answer is always yea. he did literally over last weeks meatloaf. it was boring then too #batdad #batman #dick grayson #robin i #tim drake #robin iii #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.1 #dynamic duo

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: Harvey Dent announcing to Batman (who's unseen but in a trap), “Farewell, Batman! Half of me enjoyed our battle of wits, but half of me is glad to have you gone from my plans, twice and for all!” END ID]

#this is how they flirt #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels #harvey dent #two face

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: Batman gently setting down two twin infants — who happen to (technically) be Harvey Dent's children — on a filthy sewer floor. He says, “This isn't their fight, Harvey... It's ours!” END ID]

#average custody battle moment #also bruce??? dont put infants on a sewer floor what the fuck??? #‘this isnt their fight’ yea because theirs is fighting fucking giardiasis #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels #batman #bruharvey #<- im the funniest motherfucker on this site

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: two cropped panels of Batman holding babies that he just saved. In the first picture, he's looking down at the infant as they stare up at him calmly. His hand is supporting their head and on their upper back as they lay on his forearm. In the second picture, he's tenderly cradling twins to his chest as he protectively glares over his shoulder at incoming danger. END ID]

#GET THIS MAN A BABY :( #imma post the full panels soon because i think the unconscious bodies and him kicking ass while just holding them is very !!!!! #batdad #literally... #bruce wayne #batman #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: Batman and Robin with their capes dramatically flowing behind them. It blocks most of Batman as Robin is squatting slightly, both of them about to spring into action and fight Two-Face. Batman just saved Robin's life by shielding him with his cape and Robin says, "Man, that Kevlar cape is better than money in the bank! Sorry you had to come after me, though!" Batman reassures him, "I got captured during this case too, remember? Don't beat yourself up, Robin, save it for Two-Face!" END ID]

#i think this is actually sweet. still want tim drake to die but its a cute moment #batman #batdad #tim drake #robin iii #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #1.2

[ID: three panels centering around Harvey Dent/Two Face's ex fiancée, Gilda, and her husband, Janus. Harvey kidnapped their twin babies and the parents are understandably distressed. In the first photo, Batman is eavesdropping around a corner. A cop is telling Janus, "Mister Janus, phone call. It's your twin brother." Janus is slightly confused before realizing it's a cover-up and replies, "My -? Yes, thank you." In the second photo, Batman has his hand on a trimline telephone and says to himself, "Even Robin knows Janus doesn't have a twin brother." In the third photo, Robin is eager to jump into action and capture Two Face, saying, "Let's take him before -." Batman has his hand on Robin's shoulder to hold him back and cuts him off, "He's still got the twins, Robin. We have to find them, too." Robin sheepishly replies, "I knew that." END ID]

#*even* robin #GET HIS ASS ! ! #hes so annoying I'm going to kill him #bullying is ok as long as it’s tim drake #robin iii #tim drake #batman #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2

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[ID: a tweet that says: "gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like this". The photo underneath it has been edited to be Batman climbing out of a trap and sticking his leg up in the air. He calls Harvey's name as Harvey runs to an unconscious Robin, announcing, "You'd only shoot each other! Leave him to me!" END ID]

'robin is dying.'

"this aint about him"

#this was done in exactly 2 minutues while i was doing a 10 mile walk and im not apologizing for the quality. u should expect this from me #posts from the crypt #shit in the crypt #bruharvey #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2

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[ID: Batman flinging himself off a building and grappling through the air. His thought bubbles read, "For years I've hoped Harvey's good side would take over, once and for all... But I've begun to despair that will ever happen... This side of the grave." END ID]

[ID: Harvey Dent and Batman standing closely together and exchanging a quick talk as Harvey gets arrested by a cop. Batman's back is to the viewer but his head is turnt to look at Harvey. Harvey hesitantly requests, "Batman... Will you tell Gilda... Tell her what I did?" Batman promises, "I will, Harvey. Thank you." Harvey is surprised and asks, "For what?!" Batman tells him, "For giving me hope." END ID]

#you ever think about how people mock batmans belief in rehabilitation being possible and his no kill rule #when its literally something bruce clings to out of love and wanting to see the best for everyone #when literally everyone close to him would be labelled criminal. hell HE is a criminal by all means just his actions reflect HIS moral code #and where HE has to draw that line. #but its hypocritical to place him higher than the same ppl he stops and for him to not give them a chance to redeem themselves/do better #how he clung to that belief of harvey ever getting better and JUST NOW after he threathened babies with a shotgun and kidnapped them #thats what makes him START to doubt if he will. then harvey does the right thing and its that sign. that little spark of hope. #B is the world's greatest detective. hes smart hes intelligent thats literally his thing and how he as a man earned his seat amongst a #league of gods. but he leads so much with his heart and that CHANCE of hope. even if it seems impossible or irrational to try - #if theres even a single possibility? hes going to try. that goes for rehabilitation and for saving people and gotham and 'hopeless' cases #hes always going to try. hes always going to have hope because its what keeps him alive and he cant deny helping others if theres a chance #hope can be such a dangerous thing. but the alternative is ever more so. #bruharvey #bruce wayne #batman #two face #harvey dent #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: Batman standing outside in the snow after Two Face kidnapped Robin and is escaping in a speeding car. Batman calls out after him, "But if you hurt that boy, all of Gotham won't be large enough for you to hide in!" Two Face taunts, "Nonsense, Batman - it's been more than large enough, so far!" END ID]

#this was so cunty of harv <33 #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels #batman #two face

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: An extreme close-up of Batman's face. The entire panel has a blue hue and his cowl lenses makes his eyes appear entirely white, with a small glint on one side. He asks himself, "Of course...! How could I have been so blind...?" END ID]

#girl help he's recieving visions #bruce... babe... u got smthn in ur eye.... its a vision from god. or batmania kicking in #batman #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2

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hes such an optimist <3

#i love when he has a dumb little face its so fun to me #also bruce having a very 'theyre not the best odds BUT they're odds!' attitude #im gonna say its endearing like this isnt a 30-40ish year old man thats SO suicidal and mission focused #although in his defense theres worse ways to go than by the hands of ur ex bf so its fine #bruce wayne #batman #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #crypt's panels

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

[ID: Commissioner Jim Gordon is standing with his arms crossed and is talking to a Gotham cop in an office. The cop tells Gordon, "But I'd stake my pension on the fact that no one's gotten in this building without me knowing about it!" In the second panel, they're now in a blank white space to emphasize Batman's shadow suddenly looming over them. Gordon remains unimpressed and in the same position as he taunts, "Is that so...?" to the cop that's now nervously looking over his shoulder at Batman. END ID]

#they're such menaces #jim gordon #batman #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #batgordon

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gotham - batman: two-face strikes twice! #2.2

#another post from a different comic purely because i am willing to die on this hill that gotham is pretty #the other one is a prettier panel imo but the vibes are nevertheless same #would gladly get lead poisoning here #also how big it is?? just god. so many layers and cultures in it i would love a gotham focused novel or meta post #and i included that top panel purely because i think its funny and deserved to be included. maybe just bc gotham is mentioned but idc ! :3 #crypt's panels #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #gotham

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batman: two-face strikes twice! #1.2–2.2

#love when they make batman damsel in distress coded... #damsel in batress #<- if you will... #also ‘my second chance’ god i hate gay people they can never flirt normally its always gotta be some shit like this..... #c: batman: two-face strikes twice! | i: 2.2 #c: batman: two-face strikes twice! | i: 1.2 #crypt's panels #batman #harvey dent #two face #batbondage