#caller sound

[abswel]

#ecuador #realshit #i love you #uio #vandalgraffiti #quito #onelove #soypeor #conectados #graffittiart #caller sound

[see-arcane]

Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

#I also know that he swapped to emergency services calls because 1) no one answers their phone anymore #2) unless they're a place of business and they'd immediately hang up one edgelord sentence in #3) the last resort before the emergency services was an absolute fluke of a wrong number #4) in which the bored office worker was a horror hound who 100% missed the context and assumed the caller was a horror podcaster #and just spent the whole call alternately role playing along or complimenting the sound effects or thanking him for sponging up the time #the magnus protocol #needles

[mxriviera]

I got my sellbot suit in corporate clash!! Im ourple!! purgle even!!

honestly this was just a balancing act of like "what do the disguises in universe look like". I'd say they look like enough like a suit to avoid being detected. But i want some things about them to be off or weird :) (fangs ((roxie is INFACT a bat)), antennae, patches on the face etc..)

I feel like Roxie (my toon) would try to do actual "cog things" merely because they're curious about it but would be pretty disappointed in how painfully mundane office work is. I feel like they would also be pretty upset that "Cog Oil" and Cog-fee does in fact taste VERY gross! (because it is in fact motor oil.) ((but will drink it anyways for the bit.))

#toontown corporate clash #toonblr #Cold.. Caller? #They have a fake cog name for their disguise and its Cole D. Colleen #(get it because it sounds like Cold Calling) #toontown cogs

[mumblelard]

the lizard or the grape was undrinkable but punch blast has the nostalgic flavor of adolescent dextromethorphan abuse

the citgo dollar bucket giveth, and the citgo dollar bucket taketh away

#a can of numbskull and a ticket to the outer colonies #contrast enhanced computed tomography #pills a go go #serious callers only #neon burst #the lion and the lamb #the lizard #the lamb and flag #krakatoa #i like the sound of glass when it smashes #kafka and the doll #what happens when you buy eleven pears for two dollars #wyandot lake #tuesdays #end of message

[beegswaz]

why did you steal my cats name

i have several names Which name did i steal

#caller number 13 #lemme think uhhhh #olive was bc i Named an oc that and went Hey That Sounds Kinda Nice #finn is bc of A stupid cat in a comic that The comic artist accidentally called me ONCE and now its mine #uuhhhmmmmmm wilbur wheatley alto atlas and kon have All been there #beat is A character from jet set thats Also been a name for A while #and cherry was bc i Had a sideblog for A poll and i was cherrynon and the Name cherry just kinda Stuck

[nemmaemma]

I transferred a call, and the woman on the other line goes, "Let me get your name, you sound very helpful!" 🥹 Validating, even if I don't like my work

#little does she know that at work I really dont know what im doing half the time #but hey at least i sound nice and helpful #i had a regular caller i had to transfer that said a part from how frustrating the situation was I was the nicest part dealing with it

[misty-missdee]

Slow mornings at work mean I get to girlblog and that's just a-okay with me cousin 👌👌👌

#thank fuck in actuality #i hate being busy while im still tryna activate the human functionality of my brain #bc i will literally sound like the biggest bitch if a caller has a dumb issue #bc grow up ya ding dong this is basic problem solving smh smh #jk im nicey ahaha :] #certainly...

[thegeekgene]

Dad's phone, which I have taken for Compelling Reasons, rang a second ago.

Me: Hello, [Dadsgovernmentname] does not currently have custody of his phone, I do.

Caller: For your sake, I hope you don't have to retain custody of it for too long

#personal #i realized i sounded weird and intended to say i was his kid rather than a villian and or client #but caller did not seem concerned #normal dad shit dont question it

[sunny-daysss]

Why are people so mean for no reason :/

#sunny speaks #vent #like #I called a number thinking it was someone trying to get in contact about something cuz I have been sorting out some stuff #and I misread my missed calls and thought they were from the same number #so I called one of them and this lady picks up and asks for my name #she hangs up after I tell her and sends a text accusing me of prank calling her and that I should’ve ‘at least made my number private’ #like keep in mind I have a fucking voicemail from her so I’m like wtf #anyways I listened to it and it was some tts scam caller thing so I think her number got spoofed #it’s my bad for calling random numbers without listening to the voicemail first #but jeez I don’t think I sounded like I was prank calling her #like I said I had a missed call from her #and like ofc my number isn’t private because IM NOT PRANK CALLING ANYONE #my god #anyways #I hate people

[boomerang109]

my dad survived brain surgery number one!!

#look this was a surgery we were all looking forward to and like the chances of it going wrong were very low #but I’m an anxious human being so it was very much in the back of my head #and they did not get in touch as quickly as they were supposed to #and so when I got a call from a random caller ID I was freaked out #but it was my dads voice over the phone sounding super normal and I’ve never been so relieved in my life #it’s gonna be weird to see him bald 🫣 #life of a boomerang #oh don’t reblog #idk why you would reblog this but like don’t please

[mooncustafer]

“This call is being recorded for quality assurance, or to remix into avant-garde music.”

#I quite often pick up the phone at work just as the caller is swearing at someone else #but a minute ago I got someone *growling* loudly before he realized I was on the line #then there are the butt-dials where I just get people talking in the background unaware of me #and the calls that sound like they’re coming from a broken-window factory or something

[eliasofsunhillow]

idk. sometimes i really miss contradancing

#it felt like becoming the music kind of #or part of it #just listen to the caller and dance. and the dancers become part of the music. because the sound becomes part of the music #and you're just dancing and you can feel the music in your bones and you're DANCING #and i miss it #i mean. i dance. i dance alone i teach my siblings the unprompted unscripted dances to music i remember my grandfather loved #and not to feel silly to just DANCE and its good. sometimes you just want to dance in the kitchen alone or not alone or whatever #but also sometimes i remember the few times i actually went contradancing #and??? idk maybe im romanticising it #i wish i'd been old enough to dance at more of my grandad's dances #i wish he could see me know #fuck i really miss him #and now im crying? oops #but like. i think the only dances i remember actually dancing at that he actually called were those last farewell dances #oh fuck now im sad #shut up cat

[concubuck]

I request 1 hug

Ma'am, we f#ck here.

#((he genders his callers based on what he thinks sounds funnier. i spent half a minute debating between 'sir' and 'ma'am')) #anonymous #ask #on air and online (broadcasting)

[clingyduoapologist]

Sometimes I wish I could just like, turn my fucking brain off

#vent #just like uhhhgggh #no more thoughts just quiet #peace #just for a little while nothing going on in there #just the no caller availiable sound playing in my brain #just aksjjsjshshsjsjjsbs #no more questions #no more worried just for a little while

[hugheshugs]

my dad called today :)

#riri talks #i know it doesnt sound important but #i was happy #it was funny cuz the caller id said michigan #he's very far from michigan but my sis said 'bordeleau?' #inner child healing <3 #riri's daddy issues

[actualsunflower]

I finally start work again. I answer this stupid fucking phone. The dude is very clearly driving while on the phone, loud as fuck background noise can't hear shit. Asks me some fucking dumb ass question I literally can't even answer and when I'm like huh???? He calls me stupid, says I'm an idiot, and that I need to pay attention. Not only am I not gonna sit here and be called stupid by a dude fucking driving and calling customer service but how the fuck was I even supposed to answer the fucking question he asked????

Who asks the world's dumbest fucking question while it sounds like they're standing in a fucking jet engine and then get mad when someone doesn't understand??????

#i cant say what he was asking for privacy reasons.. but like it was the dumbest fucking question #that i literally couldn't have even answered even if i hadnt hung up on him #but like im stupid??? youre the one mumbling into your phone from across your car while driving at what sounds like highway speeds #oh bluetooth wireless calls blah blah i don't give a shit. stay off your phone PERIOD #sunflower posts #like 80% of callers are on the road im not joking or exaggerating. you can very clearly hear the cars and blinkers. horns sometimes #sorry im pissed off #again