#can i sit in ur lap

[glitterxfemme]

i would be such a MENACE if i had a dom who lived here

#like we’re out at the bar and i could just put my lips up to your ear and say ‘daddy can you get me a drink please’ #and if there’s only one seat left at the bar oops guess i gotta sit on ur lap! ya know to save space! #and id let them pick out the same outfit they’re gonna be ripping off me later that night after teasing them relentlessly <3 #i just wanna push someone’s limits n see how much of a brat i can get away with being until they need to take me home and fuck some respect #into me hehe #anyway !

[nailgunstigmata]

mac wants to sit in dennis's lap so badly it's insane. (dennis also wants it. to be crushed under mac's weight and have mac desperately humping him)

omg ur so right….mac is like one of those dogs that are way too big to be lap dogs but they dont really understand it. like usually dennis sits in his lap like a spoiled chihuahua but they switch and mac is just sitting there while kicking his feet and dennis is underneath him so bricked up its physically painful like nooo mac….ur crushing my helpless delicate body with ur big strong muscles nooo 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😋😋😋 ok wait can u actually shift a bit i cant feel my right leg. thanks dude. ok thats better u can start humping now and mac is like yayyyy yippeee

#asks #in the bar mac sots on dennis‘ lap and u can barely see dennis peeking out behind him #and may is sitting there being like ^-^ yayyy yipeee and dennis is slowly being suffocated alive but hes into it #i love ur vision ur so right

[theloveinc]

Bakugo is weird about pda because he thinks kissing and holding hands in public is almost the nastiest thing in the world, but if you don’t let him sit between your thighs at squad night and play with his hair, he’s mad.

#bakugo #I’m trying to find a picture of what I mean but nothing is coming up #but u know like he’s on the floor and ur in the couch and he’s in between ur legs so can scratch his head #denki has never seen u guys kiss but he’s seen you touch in ways only a married couple would it’s so funny to me #bakugo doesn’t wanna hold ur hand when people are watching but you can sit on his lap LOLLLL #what is wrong with him #shii posts #gen

[pawbeanies]

it is CRIMINAL that i'm not curled up in someone's lap playing on my switch and explaining the games im playing!!! it should be ILLEGAL!!!

#cockwarming is optional here as well. however i do just want to sit in some laps at the moment #i can explain many games ... i have splat .. i have fe ... i have pokeymans... pick ur poison

[bunnie-bits]

i wanna kis (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)

#me n my friend got crossfaded n rly cozy and i wanted 2 cuddle but that wouldn't b appropriate btwn us (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) i wouldn't #dare ask omg. but now i rly want someone 2 lay on my chest n hold them n give each other eepy kisses ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ #i also wasn't expecting company 2 day bc i didn't have the energy 4 stuff this wk and it's like (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) #i don't wanna kick u out given ur night but i should be laying down rn (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) either that or doin fuck all in the back lol #and so i brought us 2 the back n we smoked n talked in the dark‚ and got to trade ghost stories bc she also dealt w ghosts as a kid 0: #that was fun (❁´◡`❁) I'd been wanting to do that w her since i found out #it's nice having a friend who's been into horror since they were young too ╰(￣ω￣ｏ) that talk was after watching 2 movies hehe #we saw evil dead rise n malignant 😈 and then talking abt spiritually in a non-religious sense then ghosts #and originally i was gonna get food but nah we used a coupon for 2 pizzas n got delivery it's been an extremely chill night and i needed it! #things have been so crazy this week with work omg. my weekend is probs gonna b uneventful (hopefully!) and i wanna b at home!! #just veg out n play bibyo gaym (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) and buy more bags of food for the squirrels n birds #these squirrels omg 😂 i work in the back and they know i give them food so they've been getting up on my lap sometimes like hello?? #or i look over my laptop and fr see a squirrel just sitting in the chair across from me poking their head up over the table staring #i knoooow babies i know I'll get u ur food as soon as possible. omg and i have monday off?? i forgor ;u; !! n e ways I'm feeling good 2night #started out Yearning but (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) what a great way to start my weekend. she called me just as i was wrapping things up w work :3 #i can actually Breathe this weekend and I'm not exhausted (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) nice. #im gonna go listen 2 my silly little music n go back 2 yearning hehe. but hiii a girl is Up now and im v stoned n in sleepover mode

[quechingada]

(v v rough sketch) serene’s movie night with their roommates !

doodled this composition id like to fully render one day i think ! it’d be a nice challenge to do a full piece like this..

#wips #my art #chatter #i think this is the first time i’ve posted about their roommates on here yippee !!!! #the girl in the back is nancy #then left to right on the couch: arturo nacho (ignacio) iván and lastly serene (ofc) #and also nancys cat doña florinda is beside serene HEKDJDJDHDJ #they’re all latino. LATINO SWEEP!!!!! #nancy is a bartender (hence why she’s making drinks in the back for them) arturo is on some computer science shit #nacho and iván do odd jobs here and there but mostly they play in a punk or metal band. haven’t decided #and ofc serene is in a gang (her roommates do not know he is in a gang HEJKSDHJDHD) #serene is comically taller than all his roommates i thought this would be funny. teehee HEKDHDKDHDK #outside serene arturo is the tallest n he’s like 5’8 #also arturo has a crush on serene but serene keeps unknowingly rejecting him it’s a whole bit it’s funny to ME ! #if ur asking how they all usually fit on the couch: idk HELDHDJKDJ they’re latino they figure it out #i’m thinking ivan probably sprawls across nancy’s nacho’s and serene’s laps and everyone else sits #or sometimes nancy doesn’t feel like dealing w all that and she just rests against someone’s legs on the floor #oc tag #ough you can tell… you can tell my wrist was burning the entire time i drew this HEKSKDHDKDHDJ

[thriller-lane]

Me when I finally put effort into something

#snow is so fine like hello sir can i sit on ur lap #snow (the warriors) #the warriors 1979 #the warriors #the warriors fanart #the warriors movie #snow is perfect

[leoxxii]

happy second birthday to my little idiot guy <33

#have i posted ablut esteban before?? this is esteban!!! thats his legal name!!!! #he usually goes by essy. crime boy. little idiot. cat man. son boy. #basically anything but legal name #hes a big dumb idiot and he causes problems on purpose. hes also a big lovey lap cat that follows everyone around #you can just pick him up and hold him like a baby and he'll happily sleep #u can do basically anything to this cat and hell sit there and purr hes SO affectionate and chill #he loves to jump onto ur stomach at 2 in the morning and then lay down on ur chest and headbutt u for 45 minutes <3 #i love him a real big lot!!!!!

[bimiio]

bim come over 🪄🌀 so i can smoke u out 🥰 u can slump in my lap i’ll play with ur hair 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

-butchy femme fangirl 🌸

omg kissing u rn making out w u

#i’m so high hello #can i sit in ur lap rn pls? #asks #anon #weed

[ace-no-isha]

me freaking out with anxiety and thinking of the wbps giving me a hug when i feel really depressed and anxious and immediately calming down…yeah i’m in this one piece shit for life

#like…i’m so sure that if you went up to any of them and asked for a hug they’d give it to you #an imagine as if i’m part of the crew already #like just going up to ace or marco or izo or thatch or whitebeard and being like. #i’m sad can i have a hug please #and they will just scoop you up and hug you and maybe rub your back and kiss your hair depending on who #marco 100% would rub your back #tilt ur chin up n tell you he’s always here #and being buried in izo’s pretty robes. it’s calming i just know if #ace is just warm and that would be so nice to be held by. human weighted blanket #tell you he’s always gonna be there even though he’s a liar. it would feel so real with him cus he’s so brilliant ya know #would feel really safe #and we’re so tiny in whitebeard’s arms but he’d prolly just scoop us into his lap n give us a hug #let you sit there till you feel better #and thatch would give you a kiss on the forehead and mumble sweet nothings till you’re okay #whip you up something to snack on when you feel okay enough to just sit in the kitchen #i’ll turn this into a proper list in the morning but here’s a little comfort for you too if you see this #i miss them #isha speaks #wbp #whitebeard pirates

[kuiinncedes]

what’s the point of having feet if they’re gonna hurt so much after me standing all day lmao 😤

#today and yesterday shfhdjdj #🤪 the packing craziness rn akdhdhdj #why do my grandparents love nagging me sm like i sit down for a second and my grandma comes out and is like #ARE YOU DONE W UR STUFF WHY ARE YOU SITTING #pls i’m sitting bc my feet hurt 😭 and bc i’m a lazy piece of shit but STILL 😭 #i’ve been wrapping fragile things and shoving them in boxes all day lol #lowkey it’s rly satisfying and kinda fun ig sort of lmao i think i wouldn’t be having a bad time lowkey if we weren’t so rushed #and my family wasn’t so annoying about us being rushed in all their different ways lmao #anywayyyyy i gotta finish wrapping this vase in my lap and stick it in a box XD #if i can get back up lmao 🤪 #i think we decided to pack everything/mostly everything ourselves to save money #but it’s sooooidhhfhdbshfhfhej lmao #jeanne talks