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criminalshminds · 3 years

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I’ve been binge watching like crazy and GOD I have a lot of thoughts about my ships so buckle up, this’ll be a long boi (putting under cuz I don’t want ya’ll to scroll for YEARS)

SPOILERS UP TO SEASON 11

HOTCHNISS:

- My first CM ship, so it’ll always be near and dear to my heart. - I stan both of them so much - The moment that I started shipping them was in Minimal Loss when they can hear her getting beat up and he looks so broken. Like he is so stoic for most things, like even Spencer getting taken by Hankel didn’t rattle him as much as this did. - There is such good chemistry between the two of them that it just WORKS - There were so many moments, cinematically, that seemed to hint at them ~possibly~ getting together - One of those ships that whenever they both were on the screen I would go “NOW KISS” - The soft way Emily just asks Hotch about Jack in season 7 just melts my heart - Honestly this show never gave us Momily™ and that’s such shame, like can you imagine Emily with Jack playing with dinosaur toys on the floor, Emily teaching him different languages, playing video games (and losing), teaching him how to beat Reid at Chess, like I could go ON and ON - “It’s a date” but then NOT SHOW US IT - He smiles more when she’s around and when she came into the show - They have ~history~ that should have been explored more - She brings him out of his shell and he dials her back

JEMILY:

- Emily gives off Bi vibes to me (but that could just me be projecting) but like the looks that she gives JJ, come on - The unnecessary touching? - Hallucinating each other, HELLO? That just screams gay. Like come on, JJ could have hallucinated anyone, Em wasn’t even apart of her team and in the same country at the time - JJ was the one who was her contact in Paris, it literally could have been anyone else, but they decided it’ll be JJ - Just imagine Emily with Henry and Michael???? Like her getting the two of them the gang up on JJ

MORCIA:

- THE CHEMISTRY - Like I really appreciate that the show explores a male and female friendship that stays completely platonic even though they flirt a lot - Like, they would have been a POWER COUPLE - I head canon that when they start dating that they in office and over the phone flirting isn’t nearly as often which tips off everyone else on their relationship status - Just the looks the two of them give each other - Would have been a really easy canon relationship on the show without destroying the dynamic of the show or the team

SPENCER/AUSTIN:

- Ya know, the bar tender from 54 Pickup - God I was so mad that NOTHING came from that - Like they flirted so much, and she called him back with the package of his business card that she kissed - Like, even if they didn’t last, at least have a bit of Spencer dating - Could you imagine! Like Morgan boasting that he was the best wing man ever, Spencer not even mad because he came out of a case with a beautiful girl who was interested in him - There was chemistry there that deserved more flushing out rather than the little bit at the end of the episode, like pls at least dating for a little bit

ROSSI/STRAUSS:

- IDK, this ship just makes sense to me and is kinda funny - Like, the really strict boss and the ex playboy of the Bureau get together - Semi-canon, hinted at but I don’t remember if they explicitly say?? Maybe around when she died if I remember correctly? - Like them together would the best worst kept secret, like everyone knows but no one dares say anything which makes them think that they are getting away with it

EMILY/ARIZONA ROBBINS:

- *Arizona from Grey’s Anatomy - Ok, this one came from reading the fic A Fine Line by @ criminalmindsgonewrong (not tagging cuz I don’t wanna give possible spam ... sorry) - Bubbly Arizona with a slightly broody Emily, like maybe when they were teenagers - Arizona being an army brat (that’s canon right?) and Emily being an Ambassador’s daughter they bonded over constantly moving around - Both work long hours so they barely see each other, but when they do they don’t let each other out of their sight, can you imagine - They’d be so cute together and I need fics of them together, maybe that’ll eventually make my fic list

#criminal minds #criminal minds ships #hotchniss #jemily #morcia #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #david rossi #erin strauss #arizona robbins #god the amount of times i said 'like' i am so sorry

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sugrmottas · 5 years

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what actually are your glee ships?

short answer is everything, more or less. i’m too much of a multishipper lmao

long answer is under the cut.

here are my preferred endgames:

rachel: jesse/rachel, but in an entirely different way than it unfolded in the show??? also they’d get together pretty far into their twenties/maybe even early thirties vs. rachel being 21 and jesse being 23.

finn: i have an oc endgame for finn (had he lived) because i honestly don’t really see him working with anyone actually on the show.

kurt: i do stick by my preference of adam/kurt (he needs to be someone more mature than him Honestly), but as time goes by i do find myself growing more and more fond of the adam/elliott/kurt ot3. i never quite got the appeal of any of kurt’s other ships (especially kurt/puck and kurt/karofsky) so that might be a factor there, admittedly.

mercedes: in the event that tike isn’t endgame, i do find myself pretty soft for mercedes/mike. they have such a great dynamic in s4 (that was dropped thereafter but that’s glee i Suppose) and it’s easy to see how it could grow into a romantic relationship between the two of them. they’d do friends to lovers so well. i’m endlessly fascinated by their potential. i have an oc endgame for her otherwise, because nobody else on this hellshow deserves mercedes jones.

tina: mike/tina was super undeveloped but also one of the healthiest relationships glee had so they’re automatically my endgame for them but as i delve more into the post-glee headcanons, idk. maybe not. if not mike, i’d probably end up putting her with an oc. maybe a warbler, but lbr, all but blaine/kurt/sebastian/hunter count as ocs. sooooooooo

artie: honestly? idk. i’m v soft for artie/kitty but i enjoy artie so little as a character that i find it hard to pair him with anyone.

quinn: i ship quinn with literally everything under the sun. i don’t think i have a stable endgame for her, but i always end up coming back around to pairing her with warbler wes. (kids born into ohio’s high society and forcing themselves to live up to impossible standards until they just can’t anymore is my LIFEBLOOD.)

santana: dani/santana. i think santana does need an intellectual equal to be fully satisfied in a relationship and as much as she loves brittany, she just… doesn’t hit the mark. and that’s okay. seriously. dani and santana kind of feed into each other’s prejudices (fuck your biphobia ladies) so they need to do a lot of growing together, but i think they’d do it well.

brittany: i don’t have a solid endgame for brittany just because i struggle to understand her character, which is my bad. i think if anything i’d have her in a polyamorous relationship (usually of 4, sometimes 3, rarely more) with a group of ocs - usually a warbler’s thrown in there (jeff more often than not) but the others are completely from scratch.

puck: puck/rachel has always owned my heart, so i feel it necessary to give them a shoutout here. but honestly, lauren/puck is just… so good.

mike: mandatory callouts for mike/tina and mercedes/mike. i think for mike, mike/tina makes a lot more sense - she pushes him to challenge his father which is Huge, but i struggle to see where he’d challenge her. he’d support her to the end, but stops short of telling her to be more. i think there’s less of him holding back in his relationship with mercedes (they have a dynamic built on mutual respect, where mike and tina started hooking up behind tina’s boyfriend’s back), so i think i’m more partial to them here.

matt: i felt weird not including him but honestly matt/screentime

sam: blam, surprising nobody.

blaine: blam, surprising nobody. seblaine’s a Big secondary ship, though.

sugar: warbler nick fuck y’all crusty bitches who don’t give a shit about boys if they ain’t gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rory: ??? idk man, rory deserved better than this hellshow.

joe: i have an oc endgame for him!

marley: jake/marley/ryder. jake and marley date for-freaking-ever (fuck the cheating storyline), breaking up when the time comes for college - jake gets an insane scholarship to julliard while marley’s staying in ohio. who else is staying in ohio? oh gee, ryder! so marley and ryder spend a Lot of time together, eventually begin dating, except there’s always a weird cloud of Jake hanging above them. jake ends up dropping out of julliard and drops off the map for a while and eventually jake’s mom calls ryley begging them to try and help find her baby because they were His People and even though they haven’t spoken to jake in nearly three years, they go because of course they do. there’s a Lot more to this story, but i’m trying to keep this short so: they find jake in new york eventually, in with the entirely wrong crowd and end up staying in the city (in blaine and sam’s apartment which is too small for the two of them let alone all five) to try and help him recover/through his withdrawals (they do long-distance schooling because blaine mother hens the shit out of them and refuses to let them fuck up their hard work just because jake’s struggling) and a few years laterrrr they’re all together.

jake: read above

ryder: read above

kitty: artie/kitty. also v partial to kitty/warbler thad. i just like putting the second generation of new directions with warblers oKaY

unique: i honestly. do not know. i love unique but have such a flimsy grasp on her character (probably because i hate alex) that i just never know what the fuck i’m doing with her post-canon?????? probably an oc, though.

i feel like the 3rd generation pairs itself up nicely (alistair/spencer, jane/mason) and don’t have too much of an idea of madison and roderick’s endgames (not each other, fuck y’all crusty bitches not being able to come up with unique endgames for them when they clearly weren’t super into each other) sooo uh END SECTION

i mentioned various secondary endgames above, but here are my big midgame ships.

rachel: finchel (uh fuck canon), pezberry (uh fuck canon x2), samchel, puckleberry (idk how i feel about canon here).

finn: finchel, fuinn strictly in the sense of “i don’t ship them romantically but view them as integral to each of their individual development”.

kurt: klaine. also ngl i’m vaguely interested in what Could have happened with chandler/kurt but i don’t think i ship it much.

mercedes: samcedes, idk their ship name but mercedes/shane was also a good ship, you guys are just mean.

tina: tartie. also the older i get, the more i lowkey ship sam/tina tbh.

artie: tartie, quartie.

quinn: fuinn, quick, quam, quartie. also it’s Mostly a crackship but st. fabray kind of??? appeals to me??? also quinntana and faberry but there’s so much meta there that idk if i ship them or just find them incredibly interesting

santana: brittana, pezberry, quinntana.

brittany: brittana, bram (quinn and sam are kind of my shipping bicycles pls help).

puck: quick. also the age-difference was super whack, but i’d be interested in him and kitty dating when she’s, you know, legal.

mike: personal headcanon is that mike’s demisexual but biromantic, so i don’t do a lot of casual shipping with him. i’ve been playing with the concept of him going on a few dates with a male oc when they’re in college, though idk if it’s a Big thing yet.

matt: MATT/SCREENTIME

sam: samcedes, quam, bram, samchel, sam/tina (sina? tam? ew).

blaine: klaine. also i’ll be honest, the concept of a bi!blaine is super interesting to me (i cried when biota aired lmao) and if it was Ever a thing, i’d ship blaine/brittany/sam so hard.

sugar: rory/sugar, artie/sugar, a bunch of idiot men/sugar.

rory: rory/sugar. also i have a weird thing where i think he and marley would be super close but idk if it’s in a ship way or best friends??? sos

joe: i know it was never super developed, but i was kinda soft for joe/quinn ngl.

marley: n/a??? idk she’s a v first love/last love kind of girl.

jake: jake/kitty.

ryder: i have a Thing for ryder/tina and i don’t understand it but blake and jenna had some Super Cute moments so i blame them. also i’m adding ryder to the list of “members of new directions 2.0 randomly dating warblers”, this time the lucky warbler being an oc soooo SRY

kitty: jake/kitty. jitty? i feel like they had a ship name.

unique: n/a???

and then there’s notp’s, of which i have one: k*rtsofky :) also k*rley is…kinda gross lads. also s*btana just let thm b gay!!!

#SPICY OPINIONS UNDER THE CUT #jk i'm super boring #asks #Anonymous

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