no cops at pride just alucard and his huge humongous boobs (and his girlfriend and his boyfriend and his boyfriend’s girlfriend who is also his girlfriend and his other girlfriend’s girlfriend and —)
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“Nuh uh” “Fym nuh uh”
this came to me in a dream
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Vlad: *Stares*
Reader/Lisa'sbff/Q: *crosses arms over chest and stares back*
Lisa: Q.
Lisa: You're being rude.
Q: Can't I look at the pretty man?
Lisa: *eyes widen in realization* Oh!
Vlad: *Eyes widen for a moment before he smiles wistfully* I see why Lisa likes you.
Q: *Relaxes and smiles* Thanks!
Q: She has good taste in people.
Q: Friends too, I think.
Lisa: *Elbows Q in the side*
Q: Oof!
Vlad: *Chuckles*
Vlad: Indeed.
Vlad: Welcome to our home, Ms. Q.
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Castlevania: Nocturne was good
Spoilers below the cut
Honestly there's a lot and I'm not gonna spell it all out here but damn.
They're not the only good part. There's lots of very good parts. They're just a particularly good part.
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Recently been getting hyperfixated on castlevania and hazbin hotel
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"god's love is not unconditional. he does not love you, and he does not love us" is such a metal quote to come from castlevania
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Bronwyn: I choose my death as I choose my life.
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