#ch: benoit blanc

[amazingspidermans]

rian johnson knew his exact demographic when he made a movie with the main character thats essentially "james bond in an aggressively southern accent wearing fun patterned outfits and hes married to hugh grant (a househusband that spends his time baking) and hes definitely not neurotypical and he adopts every nice woman with the slightest intelligence he finds whenever he gets dragged into weird rich people shit"

#benoit blanc is something that can be so personal <3 #glass onion #film: glass onion #rian johnson #benoit blanc #ch: benoit blanc #daniel craig #gonna be honest i have not watched a single daniel craig james bond movie #in my head he is exclusively benoit blanc

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

JUST SAW KNIVES OUT AND FUCK ME

#knives out #hhhhhhhhhhh my brain has not been this stimulated in yearsssssssss #its not agatha cristie levels of plot but it sure comes close #*ch #i get why craig prefers benoit blanc to james bond.

[thelastharbinger]

Benoit Blanc/ Knives Out 3rd Installment Dream Cast!

Okay! Hear me out:

Ayo Edebiri as our lead. She slays, she’s amazing, she eats up every scene.

Penelope Cruz as the ring leader of the group. Takes no shit and looks after her family by any means necessary.

Chris Pine as the polite yet reserved one of the group. Secretly a Proud Boy.

Anne Hathaway as the rich bitch with a slight alcohol addiction.

Nicholas Braun as the narcissistic nepo baby. Right from the get-go he’s an asshole.

Anna Faris as the quirky, out-of-touch friendly one who tries to be woke but is actually a centrist.

Melissa McCarthy as the problematic aspiring comedian with the very uncomfortable “jokes.”

Jensen Ackles as the sus potential love interest who turns out to be major red flags.

Florence Pugh as the only trusting ally with a private, backstabbing agenda. Slightly murderous.

Plus...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the nft-ai tech bro.

Keke Palmer as the new money trying to hold onto her status.

Hunter Schafer as Chris Pine’s daughter. Self-involved, reckless. The wild card.

Woody Harrelson as the one you really wanna like but can’t because his character voted for Trump twice. Conspiracy theorist and prob also a misogynist.

#glass onion #knives out #knives out dream cast #benoit blanc #daniel craig #knives out mystery #yes i know this is a crap ton of people. some are more minor ch #spn #supernatural #keke palmer #ayo edebiri #jensen ackles #anne hathaway #hunter schafer #nicholas braun #florence pugh #chris pine #joseph gordon levitt #woody harrelson #melissa mccarthy #anna faris

[entractes]

@nverhad​ is weakening indulgence, the physical manifestation of the ‘ ten year itch ‘ that presents itself at every waking moment - the ‘ one last cigarette ‘ after a promise to quit. brie is well aware of her transparency but it seems as if neither wants to give it a name in fear of turning it into a weapon, one that is much too sharp for their skin. her love is romantic, deathly so - even the act of killing him is something that the bard would envy.  

her smile answers his question with little remorse as she continues to lean against the doorframe, cementing her place as well as respecting his.  ❛   would you like the truth  ?   ❜  hardly a simple query but the floral lilt of the question lacks thorns.  ❛   i keep a very clean house,  mon coeur.  i do not tolerate rogues.  what you are looking at is competition.  that man used to work for me.   ❜

#CH : // BRIELLE RICHARD. #nverhad #NVERHAD : // BENOIT BLANC.

[firawren]

I've finished my project to meme every chapter of Pride and Prejudice! 🎉 It's been super fun for me to make them and to see which ones y'all most liked.

I started with Mrs. Bennet freaking out that a single Mr. Bingley has moved into Netherfield Park, and I ended with a married Mr. Bingley annoyed by Mrs. Bennet moving out of Netherfield Park. The circle of life is complete.

Here are some others of my favorites:

Ch 16: Gaston tells Elizabeth his tale of woe

Ch 29: Buddy the Elf freaks out about seeing Lady Catherine

Ch 32: Benoit Blanc is compelled by the nonsensical idea of marrying Elizabeth

Ch 34: Pingu is angry about proposing to Elizabeth

Ch 54: Random coffee girl blocks Elizabeth from talking to Darcy

Ch 56: Captain Holt insists on insulting Elizabeth's family again

I was curious about which other media I most used in my memes. Here's everything I used more than once:

Brooklyn Nine Nine: 7 times (probably because I'm rewatching it right now and it gives me so many ideas)

Parks and Rec: 5 (my favorite show)

The Office: 3

The Good Place: 2

Shrek: 2

Lord of the Rings: 2

#p&p chapter memes #pride and prejudice memes #pride and prejudice #jane austen memes #jane austen #my stuff

[loganslowdown4]

Sides & TSS News December 2022 - November 2023

Excited To Film Finale Soon + Watching Jeopardy (12/7/22)

Comfort Characters (KH) Part 3 Look 3 (12/12/22)

Janus vs Virgil Reacting (White Lotus) (12/13/22)

Picani’s Birthday (12/16/22)

Virgil’s Birthday Pt 1 (12/19/22)

Virgil’s Birthday Pt 2 (12/20/22)

Festive Sides (12/25/22)

Youtooz Dark Sides Tease 1 (12/25/22)

Youtooz Dark Sides Tease 2 (12/26/22)

Year End Reflection Insta (12/30/22) + Casual!Janus Look 2

Youtooz Dark Sides Tease 3 (12/30/22)

2022 In Photos (12/31/22)

Patton Youtooz Filming Promo Insta (12/31/22)

Dark Side Youtooz Reveal (01/02/23)

Dark Sides Youtooz (01/02/23)

Updates December 2022

Cool Patton & Gavin Pic BTS Dark Sides Youtooz Commercial (01/06/23)

Someone’s Birthday insta (01/12/23)

Patton’s B-day All Photos 2023 (01/15/23)

Sleep’s B-Day All Photos 2023 (01/16/23)

Benoit Blanc Cosplay (01/18/23)

Youtooz Still For Sale (01/21/23)

Photoshoot (gold sweater; silver necklaces) (01/23/23)

Real Life Wedding & Callback (01/29/23)

Janus Selling His Youtooz (01/31/22)

Updates January 2023

Casual!Janus Photos (02/03/23)

Song Ideas Season Finale (02/07/23)

Mini Q&A insta (02/08/23)

Writing Trip (02/09/23)

10 Days Writing + BTS Dark Side Youtooz Commercial (02/12/23)

Casual!Janus Look 2 (02/13/23)

Art, Music Video, Writing Updates (02/13/23)

Productive Writing Retreat

Round 1 Disney Friendship Mashup BTS Pics (02/25/23)

Round 2 Disney Friendship Mashup BTS Pics (02/26/23)

Disney Friendship Mashup BTS Round 3 Pics (02/27/23)

Updates February 2023

Logan Pi Day (3/14/23)

Ghostface Duo (3/17/23)

Comfort Characters Pt 4 Look 1 Bowser (3/27/23)

Updates March 2023

Comfort Characters Pt 4 Look 2 Peach (4/4/23)

Comfort Characters Pt 4 Look 3 Mario (4/10/23)

Quick SaSi Update + A Himbo Chart (4/11/23)

Ears Pierced! (4/13/23)

Lee & Mary Lee’s Anniversary (4/13/23)

Nightwing Photos (4/18/23)

Scruff Sides (4/21/23)

Thomas Birthday Post (4/24/23)

Janus (sans scruff) filming Incorrect Quotes (4/26/23)

Updates April 2023

Cartoon Therapy Filming Updates May 25-28/23

Sleep Comp Video Love (5/26/23)

May Photoshoot (5/29/23)

Self Motivation Video Cartoon Therapy Ep 3 Editing (6/2/23)

Roman Boxer/MMA Birthday Photoshoot (6/4/23)

Thomas Talking to Editing Thomas (6/3/23) Cartoon Therapy Ep 3

May 2023 Updates

Could Be Gayer Merch Photos (6/5/23)

Pride Photos Floral Jacket (6/20/23)

Wes Anderson Sides Screenshots (6/23/23)

Remus Birthday Photos (6/25/22)

Wes Anderson Inspiration (6/26/23)

Another Remus Photo (6/27/23)

Comfort Characters Pt5 Lk1 ATLA (7/3/23)

Workout Progress Shots (7/8/23)

Watching The Bear Insta Stories (7/11/23)

Comfort Characters Pt5 Lk2 ATLA (7/11/23)

Remus Take The Wheel (7/13/23)

Sides Need A Nice Day (7/16/23)

Comfort Characters Pt5 Lk3 ATLA (7/17/23)

Public Livestream Poppy Playtime Patton (defunct)

Public Livestream Sally Face Patton

Comfort Characters Pt5 Lk4 ATLA (7/24/23)

Patton Plays Sally Face Ch 2 (8/11/23)

New Release Schedule (8/14/23)

Dark Side Makeup Mishaps (8/24/23)

Anime Teaser Post (Sep 2)

Dad Joke (TAN Line) (Sep 6)

Sanders Sides Anime Announcement (Sep 8)

Collab With Brandon Rogers? (Sep 14)

Youtooz Mini Plush Tease (Sep 25)

Thomas’ Collabs What We Know (Sep 28)

Mini Plushie Youtooz Announcement (Sep 28)

Smosh Collab Tease (Sep 29)

Brandon Rogers Collab Tease (Sep 29)

September 2023 Updates

Youtooz Mini Plush Giveaway Insta (Oct 2)

Sweeney Todd Outfit Reveal (Oct 8)

Steamy Pun (Oct 9)

Sweeney Todd Preview Night (Oct 12)

Sweeney Todd Pics (Oct 16)

Happy 7 Years (Oct 19)

Changing Asides to Sides (Oct 20)

RWR/Channel Updates for Week (Oct 21)

New Pilot & Script One Update (Oct 26)

GumLee Cosplay (Oct 30/31)

October Updates 2023

Logan’s The Prettiest (Nov 2)

#masterlist

[tex-treasure-chamber]

Crying this reminded me of Blanc so much i---

HE WOULD STOP TO SAVE A KITTEN AND THEN BE BLESSED WITH A SWARM OF THEM HCJ CH G!!!!! when the guy says "hot diggity dog" I heard it in Benoit's voice 😂

Benoit brings them home and he's all, "Now could you believe someone left a whole box full of ittybitty kittens just out on the side of blasted road??" To which I kiss him and help clean them up and we get them adopted out but definitely keep one we both accidentally fell in love with hhhhhhhhhhhh

#silver dollar solver • blanc #let's put a pin in that 📌 #HHHHHH LIVING

[figureskatingfanblog]

2020-21 Program Music Choices

Pairs

Kirsten Moore-Towers / Michael Marinaro (CAN) will be reusing their 2019-2020 free skate.

Audrey Lu / Misha Mitrofanov (USA) - FS: “Ancient Lands” by Roman Hardiman

Daria Pavlichenko / Denis Khodykin (RUS) - FS: "The Black Swan" soundtrack, Choroegraphy by Alexander Zhulin.

Alina Pepeleva & Roman Pleshkov (RUS) - SP: "Io Ci Saro" by Andrea Bocelli (debuted at Russian Cup Final); They will be reusing their free program from the previous season.

Katie McBeath/Nathan Bartholomay (USA) - FS: "The Blower’s Daughter" performed by Christina Aguilera & Chris Mann, Choreography by Cindy Stuart

Men

Vincent Zhou (USA) will be reusing his 2018-2019 free skate.

Yaroslav Paniot (USA) will be reusing his 2020-2021 free skate.

Keiji Tanaka (JPN) - SP: BGM "11170 CH edition 0706" Shin Evangelion Theatrical Version

Mark Kondratiuk (RUS) - SP: Jesus Christ Superstar

Lucas Tsyuoshi Honda (JPN) - FS: "Blues for Klook" by Eddy Louiss / "The Prophet" by Gary Moore. He will be reusing his his 2020-2021 short program.

Vladimir Litvinsev (AZE) - SP: Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C-sharp minor ("Bells of Moscow"), Choreography by Sergei Rozanov

Koshiro Shimada (JPN) - SP: “Giving Up” by Donny Hathaway; FP- Charlie Chaplin Medley (including “Limelight” and “Smile”); Both with choreography by Stephane Lambiel

Sihyeong Lee (KOR) -  SP: Polovtsian Dances from ‘Prince Igor’; Choreography by Yeaji Shin

Matthew Markell (CAN) - SP: “Per Te” by Josh Groban. He is doing his own choreography. 

Roman Sadovsky (CAN) - FS: “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol, Arranged by Maxine Rodriguez, Choreography by Mark Pillay

Conrad Orzel (CAN) - FS: “Who Wants to Live Forever” by Queen, Choreography by Jeffrey Buttle

Nikolaj Majorov (SWE) - SP: “Sound of Silence” by Disturbed; FP is to a martial arts theme.

Alexei Erokhov (RUS) - SP: "Fallin' " by Alicia Keys, performed by Nicola Cavallaro

Adam Siao Him Fa (FRA) - FP: Daft Punk Medley

Leonid Sviridenko (RUS) - SP: "Sturm I: Fear" by Dardust

Ilya Yablokov (RUS) - FS: "Walk Away" by Maxime Rodriguez and Xavier Mortimer

Eric Sjoberg (USA) - FS: Interstellar Soundtrack, Choreography by Misha Ge

Artur Danielian (RUS) - FS: Scheherazade

Nam Nguyen (CAN) will be reusing his free from the 2020-2021 season.

Ice Dance

Eva Pate / Logan Bye (USA) - FD: The Hunger Games Soundtrack

Charlene Guignard / Marco Fabbri (ITA), Natalia Kaliszek / Maskim Spodyriev (POL) and Elizaveta Shanaeva / Devid Naryzhnyy (RUS) will be reusing their 2020-2021 free dances.

Molly Lanaghan / Dmitre Razgulajevs (CAN) - RD: “Spice Girls”; FD: Tango

Loïcia Demougeot & Théo Le Mercier (FRA) FD: "Lonlon (Ravel’s Bolero)" by Angelique Kidjo, Coreography by Benoit Richaud

Ladies

Anastasia Arkipova (UKR) - SP: “Entre tu amor”

Ayaka Hosoda (JPN) - SP: "Leyenda" (Flamenco); Choreography by Misha Ge

Yeonjeong Park (KOR) - SP: Ballade No.by Chopin, Coregraphy by David Wilson; FP: Hymne A L'amour, Coregraphy by Pasquale Camerlengo

Starr Andrews (USA) - SP: “At Last” by Etta James; FP: “Bigger” / “At Last” by Beyonce; Both with Choreography by Derrick Delmore

Violeta Ushakova (USA) - FP: “Circles”, Coreography by Olga Ganicheva

Amber Glenn - FP: “Rain In Your Black Eyes”  Ezio Bosso, Remixed & Choreographed by Misha Ge

Rika Kihira will be reusing her short program from the 2020-2021 season.

Anastasia Guliakova (RUS) - FS:  "Don't Say You Do" / "Real Boy" by Lola Blanc, Coreography by Tatiana Prokofieva

Audrey Shin (USA)  FS: Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven, Choreography by Drew Meekins

Madeline Schizas (CAN) - SP: "My Sweet and Tender Beast" waltz (female vocal version) by Eugen Doga, Coreography by Asher Hill

Alexandra Feigin (BUL) - SP: Charlie Chaplin; FP: Firebird; Coreography by Nikita Mikhailov

Ekaterina Ryabova (AZE) is keeping her short program from the previous season.

Mia Kalin (USA) - SP: "Waltz of the Flowers" from The Nutcracker by Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Stanislava Konstantinova (RUS) - FS: My Love, The Devil You Know by Kovacs; "Take The Lead Tango" by Bonnie Greenburg

Alexia Paganini (SUI) - SP: "La Cumparsita" by Gerardo Matos Rodriguez and Gerardo Matos Rodriguez

Mariah Bell (USA) - SP: Music from Chromatica by Lady Gaga, Choreography by Cordero Zuckerman; FP: Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell, Choreography by Shae-Lynn Bourne

Karen Chen (USA) is keeping her free program from last season.

Eliska Brezinova (CZE) -  SP: "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics, Coreography by Misha Ge

Shan Lin (Ashley Lin) CHN - FS: "Papa Can You Hear Me?" performed by Barbra Streisand, Choreography by Lori Nichol

#figure skating #pairs skating #ice dancing #program music choices

[amazingspidermans]

knives out 3 needs to be at a wedding just so we can see benoit blanc and his malewife bf as the mystery-solving couple

#its sherlock and watson but like. good #bonus where they have a child #(its me) #(im the child) #(i want them to adopt me) #glass onion #benoit blanc #ch: benoit blanc #film: glass onion