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A question for the mun; May I ask what are your favorite trolls in the ftc as a whole?
Oh geez, I feel like this is always changing for me because I keep getting to know amazing new people and amazing new characters. I think I'll just name a few blogs and list my favorites from there, as I don't think I can pick out of the entire community when it's full of people I also don't know or haven't interacted with (yet!).
Quite a few of them belong to my partner @mageofspacemultiverse as I've known those the longest and have quite a few ships between us. A few of my favorite characters from him are Zomson, Hidelord, Devaron, and Pixcel. Each character of his is unique and has interesting backstories and personality, and yet every one of them is so on-brand for his blog.
From @thestarlightbrigade I have always adored Deltra and MY LIL MAN HIBUKI. Special shout out to Iiboye too. Lots of edgy angsty characters but each one is a specific flavor that never gets tiring. Avery's vibe is I'm shaking him by the shoulders and biting him affectionately. That is to say, he's a fun guy and silly to talk to. Prepare to get cat-gif'd.
@stuckstucktrolls I thirsted after Viktor since day 1 bruh. He's the Troll I am most familiar with besides Teagan. Creative characters and also very pretty, the lot of them. Cool cat boy cryptid gets the seal of approval from royal moth cryptid.
@goddesstrolls Kairos and Kairne. Ik Kairne isn't on the blog anymore but I thought he was pretty damn neat tbh. One of the first characters I knew Bast by. Also um... my (ex)wife Akidis, I love her to bits and pieces, and my male-wife Darvai. Buff women and bastard men run this blog, and all the world build and narratives Bast has come up with over the years are SO -chefs kiss- .
@miks-fantrolls Antemh <3 Sticking him under a microscope fr. I don't know a lot about anyone else, but maybe that'll change sometime. I don't know a lot about Mik but I personally think he's cool af. Mik if you're reading this I'm staring at you with wet pathetic eyes and offering you an egg in these trying times.
@roetrolls Veylin <3 She makes my heart happy. Also Franky, I would give him the world. Mallum is up there, too. Roe makes a lot of characters that are compelling, friend-shaped, and possesses you with the Funny Horrors (aka I can't stop laughing every time I see 'Dominion' on a street sign or pub. Like, it's the kind of joy that's like 'I know that guy! That guy belongs to this really cool person that I look up to! How silly that he has a bar named after him!' )
@sasster ...................... Redivi.................. Look, one could argue and say it's because he's a vampire and I'm absolutely a vampire simp 100%. But. But he's *terrifying* and that's a big reason why he's a favorite Chase Troll of mine. Compelling, scary, but recognizable as people we may know in our every day lives. An ever so loved face and name, but there's always something behind the scenes that we can't see. There's a performance for the world, while on back stage the true colors show. Mind you, I am extremely behind in the lore of the blog, but that guy? Man. That guy.
@windy-trickster -slaps the top of this guy's blog- This blog can fit so many funky lil dudes filled with unique lore and fantastic personalities and oh my god the angst. My favorites among them are Doleos, Rastho, and Althor. Windy is a creative writer and puts SO much love into his characters. Like for real, it's always a pleasure listening to him talk about them. It's clear he puts in a lot of love and effort into his guys, and I think y'all should go and see that for yourself.
@askthehiddencaste Shuska and Ashoal. I feel like Shuska is the face of the blog (i mean, the entire theme is a library, so), and she's such a charming character. Warm, friendly, but she's STRONG in spirit. Ashoal and Shuska are the two I'm most familiar with aside from Heliel (I want that goopy man carnally). Kanny has a lot of fascinating characters that all feel like a natural family to me. I could hang out with their characters and feel right at home.
@experimental-failures The only one I'm familiar with is Nix, so I guess he's my favorite by proxy-- BUT! I've always thought Nix was very neat. He feels like a guy I can run into out on the street irl. He feels so real to me, and it's always a pleasure.
@the-rainbow-overflow Elnric and Viroxa. Two very interesting characters for vastly different reasons, lol! I love the alternate timeline stuff Elnric has going on, and I feel soft for this guy mostly because it's the first Troll I knew Dusk by. Viroxa is... oh boy, god damn, a bastard? Such a manipulative and cunning guy where the ends justify the means, and I am OBSESSED. Bonus points that he's a scientist guy, ya know? We all love unhinged scientists. Kissing him on the cheek even if he may take my lips as donation and sew it onto someone else. Special mention to Makona as well, I am unwell about HISStory of Violence <3
@trollbreak Um, Bladed, teehee -twirls hair- Jonah has SOOO many lil guys. Silly lil guys! Some of these silly lil guys commit murder and treason! Some of them will give you plushies and Autism Creature stare at you as a means of friendship. Heehoo is my ultimate favorite, and Bladed is close second, but I adore Jonah and all of their characters.
@clown-fuckers-r-us Montague!!!! MONTAGUE!!!! MY BELOVED!!! CRYING WEEPING AAAAAAAA-- ahem. So um Montague is my favorite, he's so cool? I'm so invested in his story and not just because I have a ship going with that guy but his concept is so intresting??? A Purple with anger issues, rich and privileged but kind and loving-- now ruined by a broken mind and psyche, his one scrap of salvation that keeps him from fully losing himself being the memory of a lover that he hasn't seen since before the war on Limebloods... You should definitely go share some love with Bun, the mun of the blog; she's an AMAZING person, truly a wonderful friend, and one of the most nicest people I know.
@moonlit-trolls Tythus by far. It's been SO neat seeing Tythus grow and develop as a character. Moona and I made Ptillo and Tythus together, and while Tythus had some shaky beginnings as Moona was figuring him out, it definitely solidified and paid off in the end. Tythus is a compelling villain imo with complex goals and ambitions. Not to mention what a SILVER FOX HE IS GOD DAMN. You go girl, make that man hot and pathetic <3
I'm running out of steam for this post; if you're not listed on here it doesn't mean I don't have favorites or that I don't like you. There's A LOT of trolls to keep track of in the community and a lot of members too. Everyone has such amazing characters that I cannot possibly list them all off. Keep doing what you're doing, and remember that even if it feels a little pointless at times or that nobody cares, there ARE people who enjoy the content you put out-- whether its art, writing, silly little tidbits, or whatever else! There's people out there who will think about you over the smallest of things and smile, people who will think about you and your characters and feel inspired, people who may be too shy to interact but love and appreciate you and what you do. Whether you're a big or small blog or something in between, thank you for being part of the FTC.
#mun asks#tag train lets go!#mageofspacemultiverse#thestarlightbrigade#stuckstucktrolls#goddesstrolls#miks-fantrolls#roetrolls#sasster#windy-trickster#askthehiddencaste#experimental-failures#the-rainbow-overflow#trollbreak#clown-fuckers-r-us#moonlit-trolls
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Shining Brighter then the Stars
The night, the light, the sight of it all was just so much to take in. Blood and carnival, they always came together but never had you seen anything like this. You lazily twirl around as your every sense catches onto the different lights, sounds, and smells. Costumes galore, sights to behold, and fancy dresses that you're pretty sure would cost more than some people's hives.
Still that was the fun of it all, and the novelty. The 12th Perigee Yule Ball was a fun place to let loose, dress in extravagance, and shine brighter than any of the stars in the sky. Drink the right drink or smoke the right joint and you might see them shine even brighter. Hell, you felt like you were having a high right now, especially as you waited patiently for your beautiful date to make her way back from the bar.
It really was miraculous that she'd asked you here. She was always bubbly and excitable, but you always noticed that little undertone of shy there. You were the one who always took that step forward and were bold despite your tired demeanor, but this was her way of coming into her own. She had asked you here and the smile that dawns your face now shows more than enough of how you feel about it. If anyone hadn't noticed that, then you're sure that the lime hanging from your neck would also show how you felt about your little bunny.
And what she was to you, yours. Even if it wasn't officially official.
Still she was a sight to behold when she walked out of her tent to meet you. You thought formal wear would work, still tied into your normal look with corset and gauntlets to match, but that frilly ball gown kind of thing that people always talked about wasn't the only way to go, not tonight. When Velvet walked out... it was in the most beautiful outfit that you'd ever seen. Gold and purple and white shined on her in carnival glory, it was change and one that showed that she had really come into her own.
It's kind of funny to think about...You had seen her when she was awkward, giggly, and still trying to figure out who she was supposed to be. You watched her stumble her way through life and make friends and enemies, laugh and cry, and now here she was really just...there. This was her, this is who she was meant to be. This is the person that everything led to. It wasn't her grand finale, not by a long shot, but you felt like you were on the peek of a roller coaster, peering over with only a glimpse of what was to come before you begin to zoom off into the unknown. Your heart rate rose every time you saw her smile and now you just know you'll have an exciting ride with her by her side.
When she walks back over you, skip in her step and smile on her lips, you feel your heart skip with it. You take the drink with a smile, leaning down and kissing her cheek before letting out a chuckle. She blushes and looks away for a brief moment before meeting you with a smile of her own.
"Hey Pori, I've been wanting to ask you, have you ever been to one of these before?
"What, you really think that I'd get all dolled up for just anyone? Nah."
"And yet you're walking around here like a pro, nice to see you standing tall."
"How can I not? I have you for company." You take her hand and kiss it, winking at her and holding it by your side with a squeeze.
She smiles and looks at you nervously, worrying her lip between her teeth for a moment and you can't help but smile fondly, half lidded eyes taking in her every expression with a warm glow unfit for the cold nights of the Perigee. Then she looks at you again and you smile at her questioningly, tilting your head as you wait for her next words.
"Pori, I wanted to ask you something-or say something I guess?"
"What is it?" You ask bemused.
Velvet pauses for a moment, looking nervous but with a small shy smile she fiddles with your fingers, thumbing over each knuckle and tracing the pads of your fingers, a deep flush staining her cheeks. "I wanted...I wanted to ask you if you'd wanna go on more dates like this. You know, officially? As my...flush."
You stare, eyes wide as a flush rises to your own cheeks. It wasn't rare for people to ask you out, for a night or for a date, but never for a quad. But more then that you know what this meant, especially to her. Especially after that had happened. You know what Velvet was asking and damn if it didn't make your cheeks flush like nothing else. Your heart pounds and your hands begin to sweat. You feel like a teenager all over again. A nervous laugh comes out and you glance away shyly, tucking back a strand of your hair before looking back, meeting her eyes and nodding.
"Yeah-I mean...I'd...I'd like to."
She smiles at you, beams really and bounces, the excitement flooding the air around her. "Really?" You nod and she squeals in excitement before bouncing up on her heels and kissing you all over your face. You laugh and turn your face before kissing her back, smiling and laughing as you wrap your arms around her.
In that moment nothing else mattered, you and Velvet were the only ones in the world right now, and the smiles you gave each other...hell even the stars couldn't shine brighter.
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HOSPAA SPRITES ARE LIVE!!!
A *HUGE* shout out to @clown-fuckers-r-us for taking the time to make by boy look amazing and I'm excited to finally have another troll to do asks with!!! Thank you again and my ask box is always open!!!
#hospaa ezlive#hospaa#homestuck oc#homestuck sprites#homestuck rp#homestuck fantroll#fantroll#clown-fuckers-r-us#im so excited!!!
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Monsters beware Judgement
Local old grumpy man monster hunter is here to drink alcohol, smoke cigars and shoot down dangerous creatures. Hespar (he/him) wanders around all kinds of places, but it mostly active during daytime. How does he survive the scorching sun? Magic, duh. He’s a cowboy wizard!
Thank you @clown-fuckers-r-us for the sprites! I’m going to have fun with this! You know the drill! I wanna play around with these awesome new Sprites I got, so Judgement Time it is!
Only one character per reblog please, though you can reblog as many times as you like. And if you don’t have a character to throw into the mix, Asks for Hespar are very appreciated!
Also know that while not necessary, judgebacks or small interactions are super appreciated! <3
I might not answer the judgements/asks immediately because I might just be asleep or at work, but please don’t let that stop you! Give me that sweet, sweet interaction!
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(Art by @clown-fuckers-r-us! Thank you so much!)
Gerrel can’t really afford the most fancy of duds for the ball, but that’s okay, he can tailor his own when he needs to. The Legion of Red Protectors may be expected to die en masse to save the lives of those they’re assigned to, but it’s still a prestigious fleet role to have if you think about it. So why not honor their spirit by making an outfit modeled after theirs?
Whether or not he knows how to use that possibly fake sword is a secret known only to him and whoever bothers to read his 80 page long resume.
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wahoo!!! plush commissions all done
these were very fun 2 work on, thank u all! :D
@contrastparadoxx @experimental-failures @torrentstucktrolls @ridiculousfantrolls @clown-fuckers-r-us
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Ok so. I wanted to share a wip of what I was working on for the prisoner au fic. I do really wanna write more for it, I’m just. Very stuck. Writing things and then deleting them, really chasing my own tail. Writers block? I feel like I’m very bad at stringing the little scenes or ideas I have together into something bigger. But I do like how this next part was coming out and idk. Part of me hopes that talking about it more will encourage me to work on it. Bc I liked talking about my aus and stuff and I haven’t in a while. This is supposed to be a very, very rough start to the next chapter.
Rough fabric chafed his chitin. The clothes he’d been given were almost as threadbare as the old tshirt now lying on the floor at his feet. He had scrambled away from the clown, locking himself in the ablution chamber. He didn’t know how long he’d been standing there. Rummaging through the drawers and cabinets hadn’t turned up anything useful, would have no way to hide it if he had, didn’t even have underwear to tuck something into. Karkat wondered if they still had his things or if it had all been incinerated already. He could hear gamzee on the other side of the door, moving with slow heavy steps, evidently not worried about him, at all. How long could he stay in here, avoiding the inevitable. He couldn’t stop the clown from dragging him out if he wanted.
The door hissed as it slid open, and the first thing he saw was Gamzee perched on the back of the couch. In the time that Karkat had locked himself in the abultion chamber he had changed, dressed in an initiate subjugglator uniform, boldly patterned but far less ostentatious then other branches of the cult. It made the sharp angles of his body appear that much more dangerous.
Gamzes eyes flicked toward him, and the fine hairs on his neck stood on end.
"You done, motherfucker?"
Karkat crossed his arms over his chest, still feeling naked, "Yeah. You’re r leaving?”
"We got shit to do. C'mere."
"What do you mean ‘we’?”
Gamzee was already stalking forward something in his hand. Karkat flinched back but Gamzee moved faster, dropping onto a knee and grabbing his foot, throwing him off balance. Karkat reached to steady himself on the first thing his hands could find, tangling his fingers in Gamzee’s wild hair.
He was gently laced into a pair of sandals, and he tried not to shiver at the feeling if cold calloused hands cupping his ankle.
"Never knew they made fuckers as tiny as you."
Karkat thought about ripping the curls from his head.
When he finished he herded Karkat out of the front door. The door clicked as it slid shut behind them. “That’s it? You’re not going to put me on a leash or something?”
The clown shrugged. “Ain’t really got to. You can wander off if you’d like, just don’t think most juggalos would take to kindly to a mutant poking around where he shouldn’t be.” He turned down the corridor and, after a moment, Karkat followed.
The further Gamzee took him out of the hab blocks the more crowded it became. He had never seen so many of the cult in one place, had avoided seeing this many at all costs. Most didn’t seem to notice him. Something less than not caring, their eyes bouncing off of him as he trailed behind gamzee. A few, though, stared openly. Like they were trying to peel back his skin.
Hiding his blood color was habit, but he hadn’t felt this conscious of it in perigrees. Too much time spent alone, maybe.
He tried to keep pace with Gamzee, his long strides carried him far even at his leisurely pace, and karkat was still fatigued by his injuries. He felt like he was chasing after his lusus again. He hated it.
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tikani's still alive and kicking too so you can interact with her if yall want
prepare for ramble
she was alive since before the limeblood genocide (and in my lore thats a really damn long time ago). she should be dead by now but she's a drinker/shifter hybrid so that extended her lifespan stupidly. not that she knows thats the reason though
She used to be part of the Fleet, but ran away after defending herself from her captain's advances and laid low for a while. Then she got employed as a Pacifier, which was the Limeblood-specific job of the time where Limes got employed to emotionally regulate Highbloods.
However, around this time the Government deemed them as 'too dangerous' to the status quo and stated issuing executions and arrests. This started a civil war, those who were for Limebloods and those against. It was because of the war that Hemoanon identity surged in number and became a cultural stay. It's also where a lot of misconceptions about moirailgence, pacifiers, and therapists come from, because during the war the Government reeeaally tried pushing the pale quad as a replacement for Limes to delegitimize their 'worth' so their Highblood employers would be more inclined to cull them.
Tikani fortunately had a very wonderful employer named Montague (@clown-fuckers-r-us ), who had become her matesprit for a time. But when the war came to his hive, they had to escape and became separated via he stayed behind to give Tikani and the others time to escape. Both presume the other to be dead. For now.
Tikani nowadays is a vagabond, roaming the world, rescuing any Lime she sees (which is not a lot). She's pretty aloof, kinda stoic, but can and will extend a hand if she can. She's a tough-love kind of tender. Pretty much a misplaced woman in a world that doesn't want her, trying to find purpose through the fragmented memories of trauma. She doesn't know why she keeps living, keeps trying, but she refuses to be erased. Maybe it's desperation to leave a mark, or a desire to find her ole spark again. Either way, she's an old soul who has seen too much.
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@clown-fuckers-r-us when the arsonist besties meet up at the ball
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talksprite wips talksprite wips!!!!
these ocs belong to clown-fuckers-r-us, damistrolls, damistrolls, vroyeaux, 8Bit-Mau5, vroyeaux
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leaving for a party but here are some valentines comms <33
for @clown-fuckers-r-us and @norts-trolls
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Tikani Judgement Meme
Got some new sprites of my girl from the ever fun and lovely @clown-fuckers-r-us (thank you once again Bun!! <3)
Reblog with a Troll and Tikani will give her thoughts on them. She can be a lil blunt and distant but she's not too mean! She's an old woman who is a survivor of the Limeblood genocide, a shifter and rainbow drinker hybrid, and the Ancestor to Keonin.
One Troll at a time, but as many reblogs as you'd like!
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~Yule Ball Commissions~
It’s that time of year again! Preparations for the Yule Ball are underway and trolls of all shapes and sizes will be getting ready for a night to remember. And as such it would be an honor to dress up your darlings and beloathed for the most glamorous time of the year!
All characters are welcome and designs can be custom, random, or otherwise! These commissions will be done as a team between @clown-fuckers-r-us and I, collaborating on bodies and designs!
Please feel free to message either of us if you have any questions!
#yule ball#12th perigee yule ball#homestuck#hiveswap#fantroll#commissions#commissions open#yule ball commission#fantroll commissions#my art#clown-fuckers-r-us#please boost!
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Judgment meme!
Just a littol judge meme in celebration of Cherry’s sprite! Huge thanks to my moirail @clown-fuckers-r-us for making these amazing sprites for her!! <333 Thank you luv!!
Cherry is a happy go-lucky party goer, always up for a good drink and very chill overall! A little bit of bimbo behavior but also mostly just loves having a good time with everyone!
Please only one troll per reblog, but multiple reblogs are totally cool. Also prefer a little text about your charas so that she can give a proper reply!
#Cherry#Cherry Sativa#judge meme#judgement meme#judgment meme#judging meme#homestuck#fantroll#troll#troll oc#rust blood
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Woo! Finished Escovi's glow up!
This is the gal going to the 12th perigee ball this year!
got her original design from @clown-fuckers-r-us waaayyy back when
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marketable plushie comms
hi would u like ur oc drawn in THIS style ^
if so, good news! im taking a handful of donation comms! this means that u wont be paying me, you'll be donating to my good friend kurt on ko-fi instead
i'll be taking 5 slots, and they're each $20, please DM me on discord (my user is tetranocular) if you're interested!
@contrastparadoxx
@experimental-failures
@torrentstucktrolls
@ridiculousfantrolls
@clown-fuckers-r-us
(more info under cut)
i need a visual reference for your character in order for them to be eligible. if you want a fullbody, you need a fullbody reference, if you want color, you need a colored reference
i might turn down overly complex designs, especially if they include anything mechanical. intricate details are just not my forté. however i do accept anthro/furry designs
i mainly do fantrolls, but i will accept non-hs ocs too, but i will not do canon characters, homestuck or otherwise
i may take some artistic liberties when simplifying a design, so please let me know if there's anything important you dont want me to touch
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