#cold ain't for me

[coquettejohnny]

dally the typa guy to wear shorts when it's like -20° and snowing

#''it ain't even cold fr'' and he'd probably have to amputate his leg from the frostbite #the outsiders #dallas winston #idk what sparked me to make this post it's like spring where i live #it was around 70°F too 😭

[alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

For the character bingo I have to ask abt merlin (bc I'm pretty sure you love him as much as I do)

The blorbo of all time!!! (you're so real and so right)

Bastard for making me feel so many emotions

#used to project on them (saw him as aroace) before the end of the show (where merthur grabbed me by the balls - absolutely fine with him... #... being aspec but this bitch and arthur are in love and you can pry that from my cold dead hands) #merlin emrys #the blorbo of all time #my beloved #cause of gender envy #the kiss would be a forehead one (only a lye cause i can't reach it - and he ain't real) #bbc merlin #ask game #bingo #emrysbyers #mutuals my beloved <3 #mutuals my beloved <2

[charlotterenaissance]

rewatching season six of kids in the hall and i have to say i love how gloriously old they are. like, there's no hiding it or feeling ashamed, those bitches are sixty years old and they're on the pole

#there's just something so amazing about how they're old #ain't no hiding it or anything #they're old and they're together and it makes me teary-eyed #i'm trying to get over a flu or cold or something and i'm getting teary over my favorite old men so sue me #the kids in the hall #dave foley #bruce mccullock #kevin mcdonald #mark mckinney #scott thompson

[syn0vial]

YES. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

#syn plays bg3 #this scene made me legit scream into my hands #the way astarion sounds so scared and near-tears asking for genuine affection #and the way he initially flinches and grimaces when you go in to hug him like he's expecting something else #and then melting into this. this cozy shit. #where's that. where's that fucking post. with the cheetah. i'm gonna find it. #and yes. yes i did give everyone sweaters bc the first thing they did upon entering the shadow-cursed lands was complain about the cold #i may be playing an amoral drow rogue but i still ain't gonna let anyone catch cold #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers

[videoaux-a]

*﹕// " LAST GUY WHO RAN OFF ON THE PACK GOT CHOKED OUT BY SOME GIVENCHY GLOVES ; THE LAST THING HE EVER SAW WAS THE PRICE TAG ON THEM. "

*﹕// " SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS, AND I LET THE ARCHANGELS TAKE HIM. "

#* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ NO REAL ME‚ ONLY AN ENTITY — SOMETHING ILLUSORY ╱ 𝐢𝐜. #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE‚ I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE ╱ 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧. #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN’ TO ME MAN ╱ 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤.

[bougiebutchbinch]

Anyway I'm simultaneously going to be posting a lot AND randomly vanishing for long durations today because GUESS WHO is sick as well as in the usual Disabled Agonies, and can barely get out of bed to scoot to the loo on a wheely chair✌️

I love my life

#it's just a cold but by god I have earned the right to be annoying and whinge about it #god gives his strongest trials to his sickest soldiers #he looked at me and said 'this bitch ain't suffering enough' #on the plus side... time for writing?? #on the downside. brain full of goo

[whysamwhy123]

HALLEJUAH!! I REMEMBERED HOW TO ACTUALLY FINISH WRITING SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE!!

Of course, it's not any of the fics I wanted to finish. I went back to what is essentially my bread-and-butter now and wrote a short-ish, random OrangeHook fluff. But considering how much writing's been a struggle as of late, I'm just glad that I successfully finished something. I was back in one of those stretches where I couldn't seem to write much of anything. And this fic isn't about their age difference or Hook being a cuddlebug, so...progress?

Unless I decide I completely hate it (which is always a possibility) expect something to drop on Valentine's Day, tis the season, after all.

#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write #Small victories you know? #Will I ever get sick of OrangeHook?? Apparently not #Can't even remember the last time they interacted on screen but that ain't stopping my brain LOL #On a more serious note - I really do hope that I can get back into the swing of things and make some real progress #On the bigger fics I want to work on #I want to finish the messy angst OrangeHook fic at some point even if it's unlikely to appeal to anyone #Annnnnd deep down in my cold dead heart I still wanna make an honest attempt at that DG Dead Dove fic #Even though that would be even more unappealing + a huge undertaking because that bitch would be loooooooooong #Also I had a slightly less angsty OrangeHook idea recently about them having their first fight and I wanna write that too for some reason #And there's still a part of me that really wants to continue Business/Pleasure because I have soooo many ideas for that AU #But that would require me to get over my inability to write smut #And I don't know how to do that (would appreciate any advice on that if you've got some...) #But at the same time I don't wanna beat myself up for not being able to write much - if anything - most days #This is a hobby after all - it's supposed to be fun #There ain't no deadline and it's not like I'm letting anybody down #Just gotta do at my own place #And write whatever absolute trash I want to write 😈 #My tags are always so obsessive like SHUT THE FUCK UP SAM #But if you've actually read all these - hey. Thanks. Love ya 😘

[microwave-core]

my brain can't write rn so have a shitty haley instead idk

#stardew valley #haley #haley stardew valley #ms haley stardew valley pls answer my dms #you know i thought i had allergies but maybe im just sick #im cold and sweaty so that's fun #carmine on the mind she won't leave me alone #but words ain't wording #i think i wanna do a fluff alphabet for her #ill do something for perrin eventually #my mom said yas queen yesterday #<- unrelated

[red--story-writer]

....hi

#i'm so sorry #my job ain't letting me have time for myself #and i recently catched a cold #i fall asleep each and every time i reach my bed-

[music-for-them-asses]

I'm so mad!!! I have cling wrap in my living room windows that face the west. When the sun sets in the summer, it hits my front windows and turns it into an oven in here. We technically aren't supposed to hang things in the windows, but no one ever said anything, so I've had it up since at least 2021.

Maintenance came by today to check my smoke alarms and the manager was with them. Apparently she just now realized that I didn't just have my blinds open all the time. "We're supposed to see white on the outside," aka the blinds. Are you for real?? This shit stays on with static electricity. It doesn't damage the windows at all and it helps my heating/air conditioning costs stay down in the summer and winter. (I have room darkening curtains, but they're no match for the Texas sun in July).

The blinds don't do shit, either. If anyone has any ideas that don't stick in the window lane, I'm all for suggestions. 🤬

#personal #I may just have to buy expensive blackout curtains. Because I'm not kidding when I say this place heats up in the summer #it's my biggest gripe about this apartment. I love the bay windows but YEAH they let in a ton of heat and cold air #i have some more blacking out the window in my bedroom and those ain't coming down. there's a floodlight opposite of my bed #and the light hits me directly in the face when I'm trying to sleep #that's on my door window so I can't put curtains on it

[bl33ditout]

idc what any summer defenders say, this season SUCKS and i can't wait for autumn to roll around

#cold weather >>>>>>>> #to each their own but this shit just ain't for me #fall has all the best stuff #counting down the days until september #personal

[adhdslugcrimes]

Weird crack fics are my drug, I spent two hours looking for one of these fics because it was horrible, honestly therapy is gonna be half regular trauma and half fic related trauma.

And yes majority of them have Shrek to the point if I watch the movies I just stare in horror of all the shit I read about him.

#I'm reading this one about a book series which only has one person writing these fics about fuckin a printer #i just #there's trauma in there #Tumoas Saloranta might've not seen ot coming but also i didn't either #i would love to live post my reactions but idk #friends get it if i feel up to it #crack fics #they're my drug #to the point Nebby wrote me a crack fic and i cherish it every day to her dismay #reading crack fics is like harmful for me but also therapeutic #idk #tho some ain't #some keep me up at night drenched in a cold sweat because i remember #also shrek is just cravk fic god i swear

[keeps-ache]

ouh i'm hungryyy

but the only thing to eat is orangesss

i don't want to peel themmm cuz i don't like them under my nailssss

ouhuhguhg [dies]

#just me hi #food #i Know that it's not that bad when i actually do it but Man i Do Not Want To Peel That Thing #i could cut them but we only have butter knives so that means that the juice is gonna get my hands stickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #the only thing that worse than stuff under my nails is juice all over my gosh darn hands hhhhhhhhhh #but also i'm hungryyyyyy #auuuuuuughhghghghghghg #__(:'o_/)\__ #i am in Misery there ain't nobody who can comfort me oh yea #don't want to peel that Thing the texture will absolutely annihilate me oo yada yada yada #//yeah i could wash a knife. but do you realize what that would require #i'd have to walk alllllll the way to the bathroom - which is already a house's length away! - with a knife - #i don't like carrying knives it makes me nervous- PLUS it's like a community bathroom so IMAGINE i walk all the way there with a watermelon #knife (looks like a watermelon) and somebody comes out and sees me carrying a knife unsafely! i'd go out King Saul style at that point - #and then i have to WASH the dang thing. and my hands have to be cold and wet. can you believe that. Cold and Wet!!! #and that's if i somehow don't commit murder on the way there cuz apparently there's no way you can hold a knife Ever #//ANYWAY. #i guess i'm gonna peel the orange hvhhhvs #morning dramatics are over! #//this orange is COLD and i have to Peel It aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #//ok i'm done or else my horrible horrible turmoils will all be catalogued for future historians #going to peel this orange </3

[lyssafreyguy]

you know you know- no you don't you don't . . .

#i wanna shine on. in the hearts of men . . . #these changes. ain't changing me . . . the cold hearted boy i used to be . . .

[mashmouths]

@ god if you don't want me to kill myself turn my power back on i am NOT playing

#it is 2 am and everyone is asleep and i've seen two firetrucks drive silently past my house and i am miserable and cold and alone <3 #sorry to once again be pity posting but my phone has 3% so i'm charging it with my laptop that i'm also using for light #i have a flashlight but my laptop will be backup in case it dies and i want the Power Back Passé #**Please #there's this high pitched chirpy sound that i'm pretty sure is the smoke alarm? which thank god she's battery-operated but also my fire #alarm is faulty on a good day and the firemen know that and i'm so worried that one day we'll die bc our house cried fire one too many times #once again sorry i'm just tired and stressed🫶 how is everyone's day doing bc i hope it's better than mine #fuck the garage won't open eitherrrrrrrrrr so i can't go anywhere to work :( genuinely just. fuck me i guess? #whateverrrrrr ain't nothing gonna break my stride i'm running and i won't touch ground or something #a post #real negative nancy vibes this evening sorry gang i'll try to be more throat goat nancy in future #it's not even storming it's just windy as all get out which? i suppose could take down a power line but i wish it would not :/