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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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Licorice cookie the kinda character to manically laugh only for a bug to fly into his mouth, causing him to start coughing

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yuriwantstocry-blog · 6 years

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I actually snickered on the inside at a Twilight joke.

Wow.

You must be doing something right.

#cookierunconfessions #say what you will about twilight #I personally hate it for ruining a lot of vampires #which is probably why I liked Konami and Capcom #Because they both saved them with the Castlevania series and Megaman 7's Shade Man

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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Reblog if you like shadow milk cookie

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cookierunconfessionblog · 28 days

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Please no more shipwars, whoever I do understand that there some way more problematic ships need to be addressed but please don't attack anyone over a ship. Same thing for shadowvanilla & vanilla milkshake. And purelily, etc as long as it is not problematic weird.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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Honestly, i don't think the fandom understands that people who ship minor characters with adult characters or incestuous relationships KNOW the ship is problematic. They also have an understanding that this subject is uncomfortable and that what they are making is uncomfortable to most. But where people get hung up is usually like the WHY and the baffling belief that they may even enjoy making this type of media. Everyone's why is different, but the most common one is Control.

The fun of fiction is that you can have control over the characters and what scenarios you can put them in. If you like PureLily, then it isn't fun to imagine them going through devastating quest and almost dying for their love, but they beat the odds? It's cheesy and romantic, but it's also not real, and no real people were harmed by this story. The latest Toxic Yaoi of Shadow Milk x Pure Vanilla, people KNOW how mentally abusive Shadow Milk is and how that is unhealthy it is. But thinking of twisted and dark scenarios for them to be in is just as fun for some! They are not mentally abusing someone irl and frankly, i would rather they torture a cookie than a real person.

So when people are going, "It's not real, they are just cookies." This is what i assume they mean. Ultimately, EVERYONE IS MAKING CONTENT FOR THEMSELVES! Going around harrassing or bullying someone for your ship or headcanon you don't like makes you look foolish, and your echo chamber of friends telling you "Nah, they deserve it" are also assholes. Because no one deserves to be bullied over fictional characters. The golden rule: Got nothing nice to say. Don't say it. Also, a golden fandom rule: Block, mute, move on. And if you're making the media TAG YOUR CONTENT!! Genuinely, there are things some people cannot handle seeing, so placing a tag so we can block it from our timeline helps.

Anyway, adult lecture over, go make something that makes you happy.

TLDR; People who make fucked up toxic pairs and headcanons know it's fucked up, like you they can do whatever the fuck they want with the cookies! Block, mute, move on. Its better for your mental health.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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i really hate pure vanilla x shadow milk😭 like cmon...... mentally abusive much???

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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so im aroace and kinda forget romance exists, so when i first decided to look at cookie run fan art i saw the purelily tag and went "oh my fav designed cookies are besties!" then opened the tag and saw it was a ship i was laughing at myself.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 2 months

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Sooooo, i need to say this:

I love that Pure Vanilla simps so fucking hard for White Lily. And no, I'm not only saying it because of being a Purelily shipper

Like, that man has been who knows how long head over heels for her. Lost her in the most traumatic and emotionally painful way, realized that even that if he adored her he didn't really knew her, and finally got the chance to see her again.

OF COURSE he is gonna be simping to the point of being cringy even for the players. He finally has a new chance, and he is not gonna let it escape again. He wants to compensate all those years they were appart.

And honestly, characters being down bad for someone is best trope. Because you get to see how far are they willing to go for them, how much lovesick and maddly in love are with them. And Pure Vanilla defenetly is willing to go far, he already went to a whole unkwon continent just for her.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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SHADOW MILK X PV ANON HERE i just read the tags and now that I think of it it would be an interesting dynamic... but i also love pv and shadow and i don't want them to get hurt even more yk like they're little sillies

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cookierunconfessionblog · 2 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/cookierunconfessionblog/742281955374170112/honestly-i-dont-think-the-fandom-understands?source=share

(reply to that one anonymous).

Umm ma'am/sir/mx/mr/mrs/ms. Why on the earthbread did you compare this ship to a fucking p////r//0s/h/i/pp/er. Wtf i can't believe you had the guts to say it and then went into this blog comparing shadowvanilla to a freaking age gap issues ship???!. I mean I get your points about the ship, about what you hate or may dislike it because it does not have a good relationship but both are like adults. I mean you could argue that shadow milk cookies is the first ancients before pure vanilla cookies ever become one. But why compare this frickin (p)r//0/s(h//ip. This is just disgusting

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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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people are way too harsh on dark cacao cookie

he APOLOGIZED to dark choco cookie

if my son tried to kill me i would probably hurt him immensely in the moment, but no. dark cacao cookie just banished him.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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I don't trust people who say that Clotted Cream Cookie deserves to be attack/killed by Dark Cacao Cookie at the meeting, regardless what he was saying about White Lily. YOU DON'T JUST TRY AND KILL SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY ARE SAYING THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE! AS WELL AS, THIS MAN could have started another war or at least there would be HEAVY consequences if he had actually killed Clotted Cream Cookie, as no doubt the Crème Republic wouldn't take too kindly to someone (EVEN IF HE IS A ANCIENT HERO) killing one of their important figures.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 4 months

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I might be slowly descending into madness for thinking this but am I the only one who finds the running gag of Choco Werehound Brute being called the wrong name to be unfunny?

I love Licorice to bits but I will microwave him if he calls Brute the wrong name for the umpteenth time

P.S. WHEN WILL WE GET A CHOCO WEREHOUND PRINCESS COSTUME??

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cookierunconfessionblog · 5 months

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People need to talk about underrated background crk and crob characters, even if their a npc, or had no name, whatever but like look at their designs like half of them had amazing beautiful designs (example blueberry cookie crk and Berry Parfaedia Student from crk, and camp leader squirrel fron crob). Like just look at it is such a gorgeous design.

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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Why is bumbleberry cookie so butch lesbian looking?

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cookierunconfessionblog · 3 months

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I honestly do not know where all this PureLily hate is coming from nor do I know about any shipping discourse.

Like I seen blogs that tried to ship a minor with an adult in this fandom which is a lot weirder than the clearly most canon couple in the game.

These people using the excuse of "It's fictional, they're just cookies" and they're right, but that doesn't validate pedophilic ships nor do you see people using this reasoning to defend the most evil characters in the game

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