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[corpsoir]

rohan has a playlist of youtuber apology videos he puts on to fall asleep to

#im fucking sobbing #jjba #kishibe rohan #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

polnareff bleeding out in the shape of france has got to be the fucking funniest thing in jojo by far i think

#izzy im like actually about to lose it i cant believe this #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

you actually GOTTA give characters with top surgery scars some gnarly looking scars they should look like the person made it themselves they should swirl around like vines on their chest they should glow they should look insane and fun actually . give em character

#still mad about that one weird 'tutorial' a friend sent me who said to 'never stylise scars from surgical procedures' #literally shut the fuck up . let me draw characters with cool looking scars #let me stylise the shit out of something i have on my own body fuck off lmao youre so boring if you think this way #drawing a magical cartoon character you made up in your mind who has the most boring surgery diagram looking scars. #ok. but i will make them glow in the dark and shaped like ancient greek pottery decorations. eat my ass #BTW MY FRIEND SENT IT TO ME TO SHIT ON IT WITH ME NOT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO I WANNA BE VERY CLEAR LMAO #om du läser detta; 🫶 #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

the second you stop thinking "does this hair make sense?" and "do these clothes make sense?" when youre designing your own characters youre gonna have so much more fun and your characters will look much better and their personality will jump out at you i promise

a good shape/silhouette and visually easy to read character is always a billion times more important than whether or not their gravity defying hair or clothes that physically shouldnt work are realistic or not. get silly with it and relax, its okay. give your oc hair shaped like the eiffel tower who give a shit!!!!

#im stuck in oc hell rn #ok to reblog btw #im fully serious though like #its so much more fun working with a character with easy fun shapes vs just some guy #colours Can be important too but shape language silhouette and form is more important because youre gonna notice that faster #vs lets say if their eyes are green to match their socks or whatnot #anyway. i love character design can you tell. #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

hey there traveller. i see your weary face, youve been fighting crusty pdfs from shady websites all day, i see the pain in your eyes. hey friend, come over here. grab my hand. its going to be okay, im here to help

with a free account at the internet archive you get free access to all of their tens of millions of free books, movies, audio recordings, images and softwares for free. by using their services youre helping keeping digital and non-digital human heritage preserved online and accessible for everyone all over the world. the internet archive is also the place you find the wayback machine where you can explore the history of the internet, which isnt only fun but also educational and helpful if youre looking for info or sources online that have since been deleted.

im gonna let go of your hand now. good luck traveller. i love you.

#internet archive #i just really love the internet archive okay. donate to it if you can #archives are humanity #ive found so many books ive used in my studies here #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

listen i love fucking around with a characters design and headcanons and AUs and shit just as much as the next guy but at some point you just gotta make an oc man

#this has nothing to do with anyone specific btw i just keep thinking about this bc . i see a lot of it and im like who is this guy #and then i read the tags or description and apparently its a canon character and im like Huh. #idk just make an oc love and light <3 if youre already having fun being creative and all you can just make your own thing yk #peace and love on planet earth #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

polnareff is such a pathetic loser man whenever i imagine him hes just scuttling about like a cockroach running from my bug spray

#posts that will make izzy go ❗neuron activation and then. #hi #polnareff #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

look i love bones as much as the next archaeologist but if you consider yourself some kind of curiosa collector who buys human remains on the internet im setting you on fire btw

#youre . insane. #archaeology #i guess. sort of #dont even get me started on this btw lmao i know more than you #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

love seeing official jjba art and going "he does not look like that"

#jjba #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

#sorry #i guess. #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #also i spell jojolion jojo like jousuke because i dont like calling him gappy 💀and the translation i read spelled it that way so. #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

well. since bruno was already dead when leone died, i think he shouldve been able to talk to leone's ghost and leone shouldve followed along in ghost form for the rest of their adventure, probably constantly hanging over bruno's shoulder criticising his stupid decisions and offering insight or his opinion on things. asking how everyones doing. perhaps also whispering some encouraging words. if you even care

#im just thinking about them again sorry #bruabba #leone abbacchio #bruno buccellati #vento aureo #like i just dont think leone would feel 'done' yet. i feel like he would stick around as long as he could #to make sure they see things through #leone dies and bruno turns away and suddenly sees him standing next to him and they make eye contact #and leone's like 'for fucks sake you were dead all along?? i fucking KNEW that smell was coming from you what the fuck' #WELL ANYWAY. #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

i fucking hate the term "content" dude. im sure others have pointed it out before but its literally such a bad term; if you mean art, video, music, writing, or any kind of artistic or creative work you put online for yourself and others to enjoy just say what it is, stop boiling it down to some sort of corporate selling term like "content". im not an "online content creator" im an artist.

and even if youre someone who makes a living off of selling said art or videos or whatever it might be, i think its wrong to just strip away what those terms imply and just calling it 'content', sorry it makes you sound like a corporation with that dry lingo. just call it what it is

#does this even make sense #sorry im annoyed lol i HATE the term 'content' as its used online i think its stupid #just say what you mean #ok to reblog btw #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

landlords and companies who rent out students housing and raise the rent in the middle of an economic crisis should be beaten to a pulp and eaten alive btw

#this being said please contact me if you want to commission me so i can eat and refill my testosterone this summer thank youuuuu #urgh #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

mudad is only fun and good if dio is a horrible father who is too busy being a shitty dark vampire fuck prince to pay any real attention to any of his sons. plus, all of them hate him because he sucks and also tried to sell giorno to one direction once

#dio brando #sorry mudad is literally so overrated #everyone making him into this sweet caring father like He Would Not Do That #sorry for being a hater <//3 #corp.krax

[corpsoir]

remember to spay and neuter your porn bots

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[corpsoir]

a 2400 year long nap in a raised peat bog would fix me

#i wanna feel the sphagnum hug me and the juices work me to leather #just a really nice nap you know can you imagine being a bog body for a second #a couple of days ago one of my colleagues who is a historian was like RIGHT youre an archaeologist you like human remains i forgot that #one of the funniest things someone has said about me #corp.krax