#coxtalk

[coxinyoface]

ok a lot of people also have been making untitled goose villagers for animal crossing... but i realized that the appeal of the goose is that they’re a wild animal. they might have Nook-level intelligence, but in order to be effectively The Untitled Goose... they need to stay relatively the same stylistically and functionally in any series they would cross into in order to have the same effect and be the same goose. so, consider.

animal crossing has animals appear in two ways, neither of which are proportional to normal animals:

“critters”, found during gardening events, which it does match in style more given it would need to look mostly the same,

and villagers, who you give stuff. the goose takes what it needs, so it's not a traditional villager, but it has personality and would function similarly

the goose could appear like this,

which would be adorable in its own way, even if it doesn't really function like a critter. potentially could be hilarious being teeny and ruckusing with the same amount of aggressive ability

or, more likely, the goose could appear roughly ostrich-villager-sized, like this:

which honestly? would strike the fear of geese in any well-meaning human or villager and is its god-given right,

#acpc #animal crossing #animal crossing pocket camp #untitled goose game #untitled goose simulator #coxtalk

[coxinyoface]

...i only just noticed these.

i checked the usual dataminer on reddit (u/SenorDeeebs) and it doesn't look like there's any info on what anything looks like properly, but both of those npcs have such good aesthetics,,

#acpc #coxtalk #im Concerned i almost hope things will be too ugly/mismatching for me to want #the aesthetic is either going to be good gaudy or terrible gaudy but so bad its good #i am going to die if wings are involved #q in yo face

[coxinyoface]

i keep seeing this video of a cat sitting in water that theyre drinking from captioned 'me flavored water' and i can't stop thinking what people flavored la croix would be called and what would it would actually taste like

#lacroix #la croix #coxtalk #yes im supposed to be working but we're prepping trying tomove some tvs if u think i could concentrate kow when i couldnt before ur wrong

[coxinyoface]

i just spent like an hour looking at notifications (and i'm giving up bc tumblr mobile is unusable) and while i expected acnh updates added to old acpc posts and make them circulate again, i did not expect more notes to the 'apollo has a foot fetish' post and i'm deeply regretting it.

#i cant tell if people are adding to that and i dont want to know #coxtalk

[coxinyoface]

ever like. think about how satisfying it would be to go feral and just bite into a raw steak. just going for it. 

cause its kinda satisfying but also? i’m very filled with regret

#coxtalk

[coxinyoface]

have you ever just... immediately and viscerally visually ‘shipped’ something awful with complete disregard to any content, personality, or even concept? i know nothing about these characters/beings of mild body horror beyond what they look like. 

and yet.

these two things belong together now. i know this.

#masked singer #the masked singer #coxtalk #i'm filled with regret and also visions of them running through a field of flowers #this is the worst procrastination i've ever fed #is masked singer even a thing on here i hate that im excited for it

[coxinyoface]

i'm glad my pocket camp manager can stare death down without flinching because those legs are definitely long enough to gouge my eyes out

#acpc #coxtalk #pocket camp

[coxinyoface]

I just marathoned the entirety of Daybreakers on Netflix and I want to know how an episode had the line "epic noob" played entirely straight as said by an 'elite assassin' gamer girl in the apocalypse, while also fleshing out a red shirt side character enough to detail he mains 'Wrecking Ball' with a biohazard skin in Overwatch and makes 'hammy' puns

These are two wildly different ways to approach that Gamer As Seen On TV™ energy and while Overwatch isn't exactly the height of Culture I can't stop thinking about how they coexisted in the same 10 minutes

#q in yo face #coxtalk #daybreak #daybreak netflix

[coxinyoface]

thank u for viewing long worm

#coxtalk #worm #it's apparently lowkey typhoon season here so we get Long Worms #im holding the phone at the same height id read at so worm Long ok i didnt wanna post foot pic to prove it

[coxinyoface]

are you sure tumblr

are you absofuckinglutely sure tumblr

#coxtalk #tumblr ads #ads #tumblr

[coxinyoface]

i've found the new tidepods lads

#coxtalk #tidepods #bleach

[coxinyoface]

does anyone have any solution to... static???

i'm the most static-y person i know and keep getting shocked by doorknobs and handles enough that i've begun reflexively punching anything i need to touch that contains metal.

does punching everything hurt? yes.

do i still find it worth it vs sudden shock? yes.

should i be punching the fridge door at 2am to get some fruit salad? ...no.

should i be doing it in public? i don't know! but i do it constantly and somehow no one notices (or politely ignores it) and idk how to feel abt it

#coxtalk #you think this is an exaggeration but it's not and im finally starting to get selfconscious abt it as well as tired

[coxinyoface]

yknow. i kept telling myself i wouldn't keep allowing prageru commercials to play because of how enragingly offensive logicwise they are

and then i couldn't help it because of how stupid this one particularly sounds... and i accidentally pressed pause instead of skip.

we'd love that wouldn't we.

and i noticed the title n had to check if it was--

yep it's conflating shit like race and age (and later height) with gender, which has always been separate from sex and also just conflated despite the fact that one refers to a social construct and the other refers to something that can be surgically changed anyway

i'm watching a fucking MINECRAFT VIDEO FROM 2013, and somehow this ad is from 2019

#transphobia #coxtalk #youtube #prageru

[coxinyoface]

holy shit i just lost two hours to baking apple pies in the cooks guild in osrs

why is this,, so soothing for me i genuinely thought it was like 15 minutes,,, why is this so consistent to how it felt a decade ago,,,,

#asrs #coxtalk #runescape #i'm at 121/200 levels and 9 hours of playtime but i haven't done any quests so this isnt a surprise

[coxinyoface]

had a dnd session today where our himbo pc essentially acted out the "i hope you find your dad/son" parts of kung fu panda 3 with a npc and i was dying

especially because it wasn't just one family member revealed, but at least four. which meant my trashman pc was at some point hoping to seduce not just this himbo's mother, but also his older brother and godfather, and literally the only person who has shown interest in the trashman ... is said himbo. (my trashman pc also looked at the himbo's mother in the eye and deadass told her he wants to fuck her elder son. and also kill him a second time--he's currently an undead who nearly killed us all.)

said himbo is. sort of dating? our grumpy pc, who i believe deep down loves/will love him dearly, but currently is more emotionally involved with a talking spear. he's currently cucking an ghost king in love with said spear.

also i'm the only one here who hasn't fully listened to taz and my asshole pc might be having a one-off rp session with our knockoff... okaat. who is also the godfather of the himbo.

i love my dnd crew dynamic so fucking much.

#coxtalk #dnd shenanigans #to be fair my dude sees the romance happening between the other two and doesnt wanna fuck it up #less fair he got yelled at for being inconsiderate for focusing on the paladins past to explain the family connection #I HATE IT i love it a lot and I HATE IT #(at this point im convinced the only reason he didn't go for the himbo's other mom is bc he was distracted by Trees)

[coxinyoface]

been developing a bad habit of eating straight up reese's whipped cream at like 2AM and muttering 'witness me' after the loud spray noises end

#coxtalk #so shiny and chrome #it comes out more like 'wibdid bee'