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erinawritesheadcanons2 · 2 years

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Hey can you make a jeff the killer HC when he hears his s/o say "i love you" for the first time? Also i love your work!😊

Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned, Eyeless Jack and Slenderman Hearing their S/O saying 'I love you' For The First Time.

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A/N: Hello there Anon! Thank you so much for reading my work! I'm also very sorry for the long reply. There are lots of requests in my other account so I hope you understand why I reply for a long time. Also, I made a bonus, I added Bren Drowned, Eyeless Jack and Slenderman.

Warning: Mention of blood, violence, profanity and a little bit of NSFW.

Gender: Neutral

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Jeff the Killer

Jeff the killer hear you saying that you love him? There could be many ways how it ended up. When I say that, it could give you a bad ending too where there's a chance you could get killed very brutally by him or uh....I'm not going to explain what will happen but you have the gist of it.

However, you don't need to worry too much. Those endings are only when he's in his sadistic mode or horny mode but when he's in other states such as calm or relaxed. He would be okay with it.

Well I wouldn't say he's okay with it but more like surprised. It is a new feeling for him and either we would look away and unsure what to do, teasing you back or either leave you alone to think why did you confess to him.

His personality screams ISTP which if you know the anime trope. ISTP people have a tendency to be cold and blunt so it wouldn't be a huge surprise that he would react to you by leaving you alone for a moment or standing there not knowing what to do.

However, you don't need to worry because once he knows what to do. He would tease you back and say he loves you back since you are his S/O. His hands would be a little bit grabby but still with your consent.

When you confess that you love him, his hands would cup your cheeks gently as he is smirking, "So, you do really love me. You know what's the next step~" and that's also your first kiss. He's bold after all.

Just don't confess to him when he is angry or when he is in his horny mode. That would be a nightmare for you darling, just say your first 'I love you' when he is in more sane condition.

He would endlessly tease you and get a little bit affectionate with you in physical touch. You would end up dying in embarrassment because of him

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The door slammed open, showing a tall killer with bleached skin, a cut smile, a jet black messy hair that was tied into a pony tail and deep baby blue eyes. His unblinking eyes looked around to search for you, his partner. It has been such a tiring day for him after all of the missions that Slenderman has given to him.

Scratching the back of his head, the tall make throw his shoes away before laying down on the couch as the blood on his hoodie stained the sofa. Slenderman would probably punish him for dirtying the furniture but he doesn't care, even if Slenderman going to use the deafening static to make him move his ass off.

Walking down the stairs, you saw your boyfriend already watching some kind of horror movie as his eyes glared at the movie. With a little smile, you strut up to him before sitting next to him. Not caring about the blood on the couch stained your clothes a little bit as you were sitting next to him.

Seeing you, his cut smile widened more as his hands slowly grabbed your thigh and rubbed it up and down, "Hey there, baby girl~" he says.

"Hey..." You greet back silently, laying your head on his shoulder.

"This is the first time you're being this affectionate. What is it, babe?" Jeff raises his eyebrows at you.

".....I love you," you look away trying to hide your red face.

Surprised was an understatement, he was stunned and you could see the buffering sign on top of his head. However, that did not last long as his smirk crept into the corner of his cheeks. His hands gently cupped your cheeks before he moved his hands to make you look at him in the eyes.

"Aww, is my little darling getting shy after saying 'I love you'. That's adorable~" he teases you as he made your lips getting closer to his chapped lips.

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Ben Drowned

Unlike Jeff, I know he is not as much an asshole as him but still going to tease you if you tell him that you love him for the first time. He would still at least respect your feeling.

Ben Drowned is even a bigger tease than Jeff the Killer so I will pray for your patience and the strength of your mentality. He would often fluster you to death with his teasings.

Ben Drowned personality screams ESTP so much. ESTP people can be very teaser when they want to fluster their S/O. After your confession of 'I love you. I am sure he would be even more grabby, his hands on your chin. You got your first kiss by him, and boom you had your make out with him

Of course, it can end two ways, it's not always teasing even though Ben Drowned can be a huge flirt, especially to his S/O. Sometimes, he could be a little bit fluffy.

The other ending is he would blushing a little bit as he knows that you said your first 'I Love You' but it would be gone for a little bit before he smiles as his arms wrapped around you.

Ben Drowned would carefully hug you and smile as his hands would gently trace your back in a comforting way even though his body is cold as hell. After all, he is a ghost.

Your head would be placed on the crook of his neck as his lips would gently peck the crown of your head before he also admitting that he loves you too.

If you are his S/O. I just hope that you don't get embarrassed easily because if Jeff is a huge tease, Ben Drowned is even bigger than he is although less asshole than him since he respects your feeling a little bit more.

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Tonight inside of Ben Drowned room filled with the sounds of statics and a character game from his PSP. The game itself not surprisingly is a Majora Mask, Legend of Zelda. Usually, he has someone to play together with him but his gaming buddy is on a mission so he's playing alone as the screen gets a little bit brighter than before.

It was getting boring for you as you keep yourself inside of your bedroom, particularly not doing anything besides listening to the music on your cellphone. It is kind of your rutine, listening to any kind of music when you were bored as you're waiting for SLenderman to give you a new mission.

Remember today Ben Drown doesn't have Jeff the KIller as his gaming buddy. You had an idea as you pushed yourself from your bed and left the bedroom, coming to his bedroom to spend your time together with your boyfriend as you ran from the dostairs and strutting to his bedroom.

Since he's a ghost of an elf, he could hear your footsteps even though his eyes were focused on the game. The boy turns around once he sees you opening the door with a shy smile on your face. "Hey there baby, wanna play a game with me and cuddle?"

"Sure" you walk up to him, sitting next to him.

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He was frustrated. He knows that you want to say something to him because your eyes keep glancing at him several times as if you want to say something but you were too embarrassed. Out of nowhere, the elf has an idea of how to make you speak up and tries to make you say the words out of your mind.

Ben Drown wraps his arms around your hips, his other hand gently intertwined with yours after he pauses the game before pulling you closer to his lap. "Babe, why are you so silent.....I can see you keep looking at me from the corner of my eyes," he snuggles his head to your shoulder.

"It's just....I wanna say that...I really love you, Ben," you look away to hide your red face.

"...Heh, I love you too. No need to be shy," he looks at you with a smirk on his face.

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Eyeless Jack

Even though Eyeless Jack is a demon or a dark fairy, he's not going to be as cruel as Jeff the Killer when it comes to confession, especially four first time saying I love you but I don't think he is also a huge tease like Ben Drowned.

Just like Jeff the killer, he is quite new to these kinds of feelings. If you are his S/O, you had to be patient around him. Even though he won't be as a jerk and teasing as Ben Drowned or Jeff, he would be respectful.

Eyeless Jack may be silent but don't be mistaken, he isn't shy but rather he's calm and collected. Unlike Jeff, he won't run away from his feeling, he just finds them strange and he is very observant.

He would notice quickly that you want to say something but you were keeping it. He's not going to force you to say it but he is willing to sit next to you and wait for you to admit that you love him (Saying you love him for the first time).

You couldn't see it because he is wearing his mask but he would gently smile at you underneath his mask. He would make you lean your forehead and touched his forehead like how lions are affectionate with each other.

Luckily, Eyeless Jack is not nosey and doesn't like to force things so if you are not prepared to at your first 'I love you' in front of him. He would be patient and let you say it at another time when you are ready.

In my opinion, once he knows that you like him back and you say that you love him for the first time. He would be quite flattered and a bit affectionate as he would hold your hand carefully since he has sharp claws.

He would pull his mask gently but not showing you his full face before he admits that he loves you too before giving you a sweet peck on your lips.

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Outside of the window, the sound of wind knocking against the window gets louder and louder each second. You were worried because today Slenderman gave your boyfriend a hard mission. It's not as hard as trying to take down Lord Zalgo but still.

You had been dating Eyeless Jack for two months ago but you haven't said your first "I love you' because you could feel your cheeks getting red and your heart beating louder each time trying to tell him how much you love him. Yes, you are a bit shy around him even though he's not as much as a creep or a huge tease like Offenderman and Jeff.

Unknownbeast to you, even though he doesn't have an eye. He is one of the most observant creepypasta other than Slenderman and Ben Drowned. He felt a little bit frustrated that you haven't said what's on your mind to him but he's not an asshole and he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable so he let you be.

As the door slammed wide open, your eyes shifted and you saw your boyfriend with dried blood on his clothes. His movements were sluggish and your eyes widened to see a huge red stain on his shoulder. Without thinking twice, your tiny feet ran up to him and your arms slithered his back and lead him to the nearest couch.

"W-WHAT Happened?! How did you get injured?!" You panicked.

"There were....hunters. One of them shot me," he flinches in pain.

"Wait in here! I will go to the medic bay and help you," you ran off.

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Tying the bandages on his shoulder, you have the courage to look at him in his unexistent eyes as your eyes show him a mixture of anger and worry, "Jack, I know you are a part of a demon but please be careful. I'm worried if you came home like this, what do you think how I feel.....you know I love you and seeing you hurt like this makes me hurt," you said.

"You...... you said it," he chuckles, not believing that you finally say it for the first time even though not at the right time. Underneath his mask, the corner of his lips twitches in happiness as his hands grab your cheeks, caressing them gently as his other hand lifts up his mask before his lips touch yours.

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Slenderman

Just like Eyeless Jack, he wouldn't be a huge tease like Jeff the KIller or Ben Drowned. He would be more gentlemanly and not try to fluster too much you because he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

Unlike the rest, Slenderman is already aware of feelings and just like Eyeless Jack, he won't run away and would try to confront those feelings.

Slenderman even though he has a strong Fi (Introverted Feeling), Slenderman also has a strong FE (Extroverted Feeling) which means he is also observant of your feeling so it would be difficult for you if you try to cover up your emotions around him.

There would be some little teasing here and there but it won't be as hardcore as Jeff The Killer and Ben Drowned, his teasings are more light-hearted and cute, making you blush but also smile.

His white pale hands would gently grab yours and even though he doesn't have a mouth. His unexistent lips would kiss the back of your hands like a gentleman.

Slenderman would also tell how beautiful, attractive, or handsome you are just to see your cheeks getting a little bit red after you told him that you love him for the first time as he also says he loves you back.

I know he sounds romantic, but if you say you're 'I love you' the first time when you had a date together with him. He would be even more romantic than other creepypastas.

You can expect gifts for you, it could be flowers, plushies if you like cute things or other stuff that you really like. It doesn't always have to be feminine stuff, some of them are handmade or it's out of his magic mixed with nature.

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Putting on your favourite clothes, you are getting ready for your date together with Slenderman, He's always been such a busy man, especially when it comes to stopping Lord Zalgo plans or Creepypasta hunters. It wasn't his fault and you know it but you couldn't help but miss him, craving his touch and his words of sweet nothings.

However, because there was no movement from the rival. Slenderman finally had some free time and he asked you a few days ago to gang out together with you inside of the forest and enjoy the nature. It was just a simple plan but you still love it nonetheless because of the fresh air and the interaction with small animals.

After putting on the clothes, there was a loud static near you and you turn around to see your boyfriend, Slenderman. Even though he always same the wear thing which consists of a suit and red tie, it still looks good on him.

"Are you ready to go, my darling?" Slenderman asks, offering his hands.

"Y-yes" You hold his hands.

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Sitting on top of the three while Slenderman standing next to you, you could see the sun is getting down as the sky is painted by the colour of red, orange and a little bit purple and blue. You smile softly as you watch the beautiful sight in front of your eyes, and one of the reasons why you love it is because you rarely see the sunset even if you say inside of a creepypasta mansion.

For a few seconds, you turn your head as your eyes meet with the side of Slenderman's face. Taking a deep breath, you can feel this current moment is the right time to say what's on your mind.

"Slenderman, I know we are just recently dating but.....I love you, more than anything," you glance down, hiding your red cheeks.

Slenderman was a bit surprised, even if he doesn't have a face. You could sense Slenderman was happy nonetheless with your confession," Darling, it is very sudden. However, I love you too my sweet darling," his hands gently held one of your hands before he pulls it to his unexistent mouth and kissed it.

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itzsassha · 6 months

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On de wey to pick up his passenger princess 😌

#cyberpunk 2077 #placide #cp 2077 #cp2077 photomode #virtual photography #voodoo boys #had to take pics of my virtual husband inna di car .. i always imagined seeing him behind the wheel #honestly he looks sexy in any scenario #i personally think he might be a reckless driver tho 😂❤.. its a good thing Mimi loves Danger

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essektheylyss · 4 months

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I am obsessed with how narratively convenient Lark's divinatory abilities are. She's the only one of the protagonists who is both pragmatic and has a working sense of self-preservation, so having some internal impulse that is actually the guiding hand of the cosmos pushing her into doing the REALLY stupid shit is both necessary and really useful.

Like, I am the type of writer who kind of scoffs at the idea that characters are beyond the writer's control and will completely screw over your outline, because on one hand, a sensible outline will follow the characters' personalities and tendencies anyway. Obviously in an ensemble cast you will need to do some wrangling, but in theory your characters are responding to varying degrees of stimuli in order to maneuver them into the places you need them to be for things to all come together in the end.

But more importantly, "curse from god" is the funniest and easiest way to push any character to do things beyond the realm of reason when necessary, and frankly, what the fuck is the point of playing god if you don't embrace that?

#midst podcast #midst spoilers #cr meta #anyway at all times I am advocating for taking full responsibility for your characters and overall story #this is also why I laugh at those posts like 'um if you're not going to treat your characters right then you shouldn't get custody of them'#sorry babe there is no CPS in my head. I am the cruel custodian and these are my poor darwinian orphans.#that's a joke but really like. look. yeah sometimes you gotta fabricate scenarios to make characters do what you want #but like... you do that by going 'who is this character and what would it take to push them to x'???#and especially in an ensemble cast sometimes that thing is 'curse from god' or 'divine insight'#fun fact: I LOATHE that post about 'my writing teacher made a joke that the characters are driving and the writer is locked in the trunk'#absolutely fucking hate it.#because THE WHOLE POINT OF FORMALLY LEARNING WRITING IS LEARNING HOW TO BE INTENTIONAL.#it is perfectly possible to write successfully without ever having a formal teacher but IF YOU HAVE A FORMAL TEACHER. UH.#like yeah yeah 'workshopping' but like. okay go build your own workshop group don't pay somebody jfc #(cuz it's not like most creative writing teachers know how to teach you to workshop. let's be fucking real.)#if you wanna learn how to workshop take a script class for the love of god.#ANYWAY rant over but I'm correct. the highest purpose of a writer is to be a control freak and to play god.

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shima-draws · 10 months

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Okay I’ve had some time to Process Emotionally and I think the thing that fucking KILLS me about the ending is. David’s death. NOT the fact that he died bc that became inevitable even before the last episode, but the WAY he died. They set it up making us think he’d die from the cyberpsychosis. We even get a whole “this is what will happen to you” preview with Maine. Doc literally tells David to his face you’re going to die and it’s going to be because you lose your mind, lose your humanity. You’re going to get killed because you’re too out of it to realize. It’s EXPECTED. But David doesn’t die because of that. He’s still sane at the last minute, the last SECOND before the gunshot goes off. He gets overtaken by cyberpsychosis but never ever to the point of hurting the people he cares about. He dies protecting Lucy and protecting what’s left of his squad. He doesn’t die completely out of his mind like everyone said he would. He’s himself up until the very end. And I JUST. FUCKING. CANNOT

#I honestly don't know which scenario would have been more devastating #Probably David being completely cyberpsycho and just not. Himself anymore #Yeah that'd suck. I'm glad he died in a lucid state where he was still DAVID you know #David Martinez #Cyberpunk Edgerunners #Cyberpunk Edgerunners spoilers #CPE #CP Edgerunners #CP Edgerunners spoilers #Shima speaks #I have a whole other essay cooking about the scene where David uses the cyberskeleton for the first time too. But I'll get to that later #Lies on the floor #GOD. FUCK. I'm still so devastated.

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kharonion · 11 months

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alternate ending to the yacht scene.

Did I warm back into arting with that goddang mugshot meme going around? Yes.

#let it be known Vikt would rather Perish in this scenario from embarrassment.#khar arts #oc: vikt #kerry eurodyne #x: dark matter in our space #male v #v x kerry #cyberpunk 2077 #cp 2077 #(had to quickly update because i forgot Ker's freckles kajhdf)

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chocoshrooms · 1 year

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Sorry for asking again but I hc that kagekao can shapeshift and I was wondering if you think that too if you do can you make a few scenarios about it

:: KAGEKAO as a shapeshifter (short scenario) ::

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Kagekao does not typically spend a whole lot of time at the residence where most of the creeps tend to stay. He is one of the creeps that is “in and out”, “stay a little while”, then dip out to do his own thing out in the world. That is why most of the creeps do not know Kage’s “powers” (if you can call them that). Kagekao is usually labeled just as the annoying wine drinking prankster demon. He finds this hilarious. But, Kage is kind of a show off. If he likes you, he will tell you more about what he can do. Or on the other hand, he will choose to scare the shit out of you just for laughs and giggles.

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You woke up sometime around noon, groggily getting yourself out of bed to start the day. You had plenty of paperwork to go through (thanks to Brian), so you thought it was best to sort through some of the papers before joining everyone for lunch. Lunch already? Wish I didn’t miss breakfast. Your growling stomach missed having that meal.

You took at seat at your desk chair, leaning into the plushness of the pillows under your body. The stack of papers looked way bigger than before now that you are actually going to do something about them. Sighing and giving your back the crack it needed, you got to work filling in some blanks.

You did not know how much time had passed before you heard a soft knock coming from the bedroom door- TAP TAP- uh no, window?

Curious, you stood from the comfort of your chair, enough to give the curtains a little tug so you could look out. You were more startled than anything, your room was on floor three, who would be able to get up there??

Looking out, you noticed something sitting by your window staring right back up with you with big, curious eyes.

“Uh… kitty?” You questioned to no one.

Confused, but more concerned for the feline, you unlatched the locks to your window and pulled it upwards, the light breeze from outside tickling your face as it blew through the opened space. The cat simply walked over and jumped onto the windowsill as if it knew what to do already.

“Uhm, hi?” You whispered, hearing the soft purrs coming from the cat, who now started patting their front paws against the windowsill. The cat did not respond- of course it wouldn’t.

“Hello.”

Wait, what? Wait… did that cat just speak?

You could not help yourself from jumping and taking at least ten steps backwards, almost tripping over the shoes next to your bed. No way this just happened. You definitely have met way more bizarre creatures here, including some of the creeps, but nothing like a normal looking cat speaking to you.

“Why have you chose me to speak to? I KNEW IT. Just like when my childhood pet Hammy the hamster spoke to me and no one believed me!” You squealed, picking yourself back up and scrambling over to the cat.

Their soft black fur was long and well kept, you reached towards them to give a couple pats to their head to which they leaned into, a soft purr coming from them. That’s when you noticed a collar underneath their fur, almost surrounded by it but barley noticeable. It was a dark black leather, hard to see from far away. You gently picked up the cat (which they surprisingly allowed), and placed them in your lap to better view the collar.

Carved into the leather was a name. Kage.

“Kage,” you repeated out loud, “uh, like Kagekao? Do you belong to him by chance?”

“Not belong,” you jumped when the cat spoke again, “I am him, silly.”

Quicker than the cat could think, you were tossing them away from you and onto the bed.

“No way! You can shapeshift? Kagekao, really? I thought I was having a moment there!” You felt like ripping your hair out.

Almost instantly, black smoke filled the area around the cat and Kagekao appeared himself, laughing.

“I got you good darling, didn’t I? The look on your face is priceless!” Kagekao was sitting on your bed, his legs crossed at the knees. You wanted to punch him so bad.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. I hate your dumb pranks, they’re not even funny.”

“Ah Darling, don’t be that way!” Kagekao cooed, patting the bed beside him to ask you to sit. You shook your head and he laughed.

“Now, was it Hammy, right? What happened with him?”

Your face burned in embarrassment and you went straight to pushing the demon off your bed, then trying to shoo him out your room. “Just leave me alone!” You yelled, pushing to no avail.

Kagekao picked at you some more while slowly etching towards the door, allowing your to open it and push him out. “Don’t be this way, Darling! It was just a little joke-“ you closed the door before he could go on. His laughter echoed down the hallway.

That was embarrassing. You thought, you definitely have to get him back soon.

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I ONLY did one scenario, but i can do more if you’d like, just ask! my mind went blank so i just posted this one before i forgot to post and before my baby wakes up for the day :’) thanks for requesting! y’all checkout my page and let me know what else you’d like to see! i have no requests as of right now so don’t be afraid to ask for something, it’ll be out next if you do ask! thanks for reading 🍫🍄. <3

#kagekao #cp headcanons #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #scenarios #shapeshifter

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quietwingsinthesky · 11 months

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pre-canon spn to me is just Azazel having to show up to parent John’s kids for him so they don’t die a la the Maleficent movie until he starts feeling partial towards Sammy as his favorite of the special children

#spn #Azazel spn #I just like scenarios in which Azazel is stuck being sam & Dean’s weird Other Dad #he did not come here with the intention of getting this involved but here he is anyway #like to be clear I mean this in both the funny hijinks way of ‘ancient evil being has to deal with the mundane reality of childcare’#but I do also mean this in an evil ‘Azazel slowly insinuates himself into their lives in a way that is weirdly protective in the way that #someone would guard an expensive painting they bought. or an exotic pet.’ way #you know. sure he’ll possess a maid and stock the cupboards of their motel room with food.#he’ll also possess a cps agent long enough for John to smuggle the boys out of town so that they aren’t separated from him.#he picks out Sam’s prom date and specifically instructs the demon to make sure Sam has a fantastic time and he does and that makes it worse #when he can’t be there to watch them he has Meg on guard dog duty #John chases Azazel across the country. Azazel is right under his nose possessing some old lady who gives Sam & Dean bread to feed the ducks.#do you see my vision. do you see it. he’s always There #creepy fucker. I love him. I will make him do more fucked up things. <3

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civilization-illstayrighthere · 1 year

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do you think johnny would be angry at spider murphy if he remembered what actually happened in the tower. not that he would’ve been alive to remember her downloading his consciousness onto a chip but if rogue or spider herself told him….

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp 2077 #johnny silverhand #rogue amendiares #spider Murphy #morgan blackhand #a part of me thinks yeah he’d be really furious at her #because what was her best case scenario? alt would find him? johnny wasn’t a netrunner #was she thinking someone could come back and get him? even not knowing about the nuke that seems…. naive #… god and what if johnny ever found it was spider throwing alt into pieces thru the net #and that is what caused her to be that godlike AI he meets behind the Blackwall🙃#i feel like she is one of the few people hes never antagonistic towards and thats saying something

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cerise-on-top · 2 years

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Hi! I saw that requests were open so here I am to make a request. But, then in one of the requests that was about the reader being a shapeshift and having a cat's body limbs made me have an idea which in this case is the request I'm going to make now, which is basically what it would be like if the Player turn into a cat, like, be shaped like a cat (who can still talk like the judge), but has cat quirks. How would the batter take care of them? would he like to caress them? idk I just like to imagine the Player rubbing against the batter, while he doesn't know what to do other than standing still and staring at them hehe :D

(Sorry for any typos, English is not my first language.)

Batter with a Cat!Reader is absolutely adorable! Have you ever seen that video of the person with a cat on their head being filmed and getting very angry because of that? I do think if reader ever just jumped on his head like that he would simply let them!

Batter with a Cat!Reader

To say that Batter didn’t imagine your true form to be a bit different than what it really was would be a lie. However, this did not mean that he was displeased with what he saw at all. You, his beloved Player, were a cat, and, much like the Judge, were capable of speaking and understanding your shared language.

Throughout your travels your smaller size was quite useful as it allowed you to reach places Batter couldn’t, grabbing items that he would have missed otherwise. Another advantage was the fact that the Elsen had taken a liking to you almost immediately, asking you if they may pet you, to which you would gladly agree.

The residents weren’t the only ones wishing to do so. For as stoic and serious as Batter usually looked, he did find you adorable. Had it not been for the fact he was the puppet and you the puppeteer, he would have loved to pick you up and hold you for a bit.

Although you didn’t do so immediately, needing to warm up to him a bit first as well as letting him get used to you as well, once you had gotten acquainted well with and taken a liking to each other, you would rub your face against his leg while purring. Batter may have been stiff as a board at first, but soon got used to the feeling, even if he was still uncertain whether or not he would be allowed to pet someone as great and holy as you.

If you do give him permission to pet you, or outright ask him to do so, he would be more than happy to oblige. Once again, it would be awkward at first since he would be very uncertain of how to do it. Should he pet you here? Is that spot okay? Is he being too rough? Should he actually be scratching here? He’ll get the hang of your likes and dislikes eventually and be more confident.

Despite your physique being far different from his and capable of taking less hits than he could, he would still trust you entirely, letting you guide him and the Add-Ons. And, because of your feline tendencies, namely your quick reflexes and your nimble movements, Batter would also worry slightly less about you getting hit by spectres. Though, he would still keep a close eye on you.

When coming across the Judge while you are a bit further away, just out of reach so you won’t hear him, he would ask him how to properly take care of you. About what cats usually need, their general preferences, what makes them happy and what he should avoid. In spite of being amused by Batter’s lack of knowledge, Judge would answer his questions, but not without adding a remark about how worried the former is about stuff a lot of people seem to know.

While he does his best to implement Judge's advice in how he takes care of you, he will also be treating you with the respect of a superior still. No matter how much he wishes to just do so, he will always be asking you for consent on anything regarding handling you. After all, you are his Player, your happiness and his mission come before everything else.

#off (game)#batter x reader #batter x player #also your English is fine!#English isn't my first language either!#another idea I had was if Batter was ever upset he would stare at reader when they aren't looking #hoping they would notice and come over to rub against him and purr #if they were to ever ask him to carry them he would be so happy #it would be one way to replenish his CP if you ask me #also headcanons for the first time ever #I'm too drained from work to write a proper scenario

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erinawritesheadcanons2 · 2 years

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Could you do a headcanon where Slender actually gets embarrassed or romantically excited about what Y/N says? Having Y/N being a flirt.

Slenderman, Trenderman, and Splendorman Having a Flirty S/O

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A/N: Hello there @vincentisstressed, I hope you do not mind that I added Splendorman and Trenderman who are the other Slenderman brothers. Just think of it as a Bonus since I don't publish as much as my other account inside here.

Warning: None

Gender: Neutral

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Slenderman

Slenderman is someone who is very formal in a way when he acts or speaks to other proxies. Other than that, he is faceless and because of that many people believe that he doesn't have an expression and does not have the ability to show emotions.

I believe that's wrong even though many fandoms portray him to be an emotionless monster or a caring father who loves Sally. I believe he can show emotions but not in the way a human does or we know.

He might act like he doesn't feel any excitement and embarrassment when you were being flirty and touchy to him since you are his S/O but that is A HUGE LIE.

You see because I believe Slenderman acts all calm but he is internally screaming and blushing at your sweet and seductive words, especially when you praise his intelligence and leadership skill.

If he has eyes, his eyes would advert and not look at you straight in the eyes because he knows he looks at you in the eyes. HE WILL LOSE HIS SHIT AND COMPOSURE.

You almost couldn't see but since he has pale white skin. You can see a little pink tint on the cheek area and you swore there is a little buzzing sound along with a tiny gasp escaping from him even though he does not have a mouth.

Pray that he won't get revenge on you after you fluster him almost to death. Once you two are behind the door, Slenderman are going to put his revenge on action twice harder than you but it's so subtle that he can pull 'I don't know what are you talking about my dear" card.

In conclusion Slenderman does get excited when you were flirting with him but he is also embarrassed. Just don't do it in front of other proxies or he is gonna die of embarrassment.

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Inside the abandoned mansion in the middle of the forest, a man sitting inside his office room and reading a book with a thick cover and thousands of pages on it. The faceless man is reading an old witchcraft book with an old language that only he has the ability to understand it.

Slenderman even though still aware of his surrounding as he was reading the old book, the man itself was more focused on the book and as the result. Slenderman heard the knock from outside of the door of his office room and not knowing the person behind the door, "Come in!" He said as he still looks at the book.

The dark mahogany door slowly moved away with a subtle and gentle creaking sound from it, showing a man/woman/someone with (H/C) hair colour, (E/C) Eye colour, and (S/C) skin colour. The faceless man didn't hear the footsteps getting closer and closer to him because his mind was still on the books until he felt a tiny contact on his tendrils.

He could not help but jumped in surprise and almost dropped the book on his hand, he was going to scold whoever making him jump in fright until he turns around to see you with a cheeky smile adorning your face. He was mesmerized by the color of your eyes and the way you look at him and it causes him to forget what he was going to say,

"Did I surprise you?" You tease him cheekily.

"N-no. I mean yes, you surprise me a little bit. Please do not sneak up at me like that when I am reading," he chided you, letting out a sigh even though he does not have a mouth.

"Why, it's fun to see you getting all flustered. Especially when you blush, it's so cute, Slenderman~" Your hand gently traces his shoulder, making Slenderman almost chocked on his tea.

"D-dear. Please don't do this. I am trying to focus on my book," Slenderman tried to stop you.

"Hmm...what about no~" you told him with a little snicker.

Slenderman face got redder with each second, not expecting his S/O are going to pull this kind of stun where he's really busy reading his books. The tall faceless killer began formulating a plan to put an act of revenge on you once you are done with the mission and at night after meeting with the rest of the other proxies.

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After a killing spree with the other proxies and destroying the basecamp of the police with Clockwork's and Ticci Toby's help, every inch of your muscles was sore and it feels every inch of your body stiff from all of the running, and killing. Opening the door of your shared room with Slenderman, the smell of Lavender hits your nose.

It was strange because usually there was no odor in the shared rooms, even the smell of blood not in the room too even though Slenderman is a killer and just like the rest but you did not put it in mind, ignoring the strange event before getting inside fully and closing the door and jumping into the bed to ease all of the tense muscles.

Something warm was placed on the back and it was slithering softly and your face heated up, knowing those tendrils are from Slenderman. Glancing up to see the perpetrator, Slenderman is sitting next to you as his tendrils gently wrapped around your waist and pulled you closer.

"S-slenderman?" You stuttered.

"Hmm? What is it, my dear?" He asks in a gentle tone, playing the 'innocent card'.

"I-i'm tired, can we do this later?" You try to shove him away.

"What are you talking about, my dear? I'm just giving you a massage since you're tired," he still plays the innocent card, you definitely regret the afternoon incident, trying to rile Slenderman's up is not a good idea.

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Splendorman

Splendorman has a smiley face and is not faceless like his oldest brother Slenderman. This is why it's easier to fluster him or making him blush in embarrassment if you want to flirt with him.

He is more emotional than his brother and yes. His smiley face can even turn into a frown or angry fave when someone makes him upset or being rude to him. This is the reason why I say he is easy to get shy.

If you are flirting with him, just with one simple liner or simple pickup line and you can see him sweating, red face, stuttering that it's inappropriately flirting with him.

He is more embarrassed instead by excitement like Slenderman does because he gives me the vibes that he prefers romance where you have to build trust and friendship first instead of short flings.

It's also easier for him to get along with children instead of adults. Thus, Splendormen are very close with Sally William, Lazari, and other younger proxies.

I feel also that, unlike his brother, I can see that he doesn't like it if you are getting too touchy as he feels uncomfortable unless you are a kid or your touches don't mean anything sexual about it (like hand-holding).

Splendorman would also scold you if you try to flirt with him and I can see his smiley face would be gone in one second if you were out of your lines as his face morphed into anger and angry Splendorman are SCARY.

Also, I feel like he prefers talking a deeper convo so if you want to flirt with him, be subtle about it and I am talking about making him feel comfortable first instead of just mindless flirt.

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Inside the hallway of the abandoned mansion in the forest, there are sounds of two people laughing together, a little girl and the tall creature with a smiley face on him. The two had a blast together as the giant creature are holding out a tiny teapot before he was pouting out an 'invisible' tea to the girl's cup.

The girl who was playing with the giant had long curly caramel brown hair, emerald green eyes like a gemstone, and a warm ivory skin tone along with dried blood on her face and her pink dress. The little girl was happily playing with Splendorman as Splendorman was serving the little girl.

"Would you like a cup of tea, ms. Sally?" Splendorman asks the little girl in a much silly tone.

"Hehe, yes. I would love it," the little girl giggles before shoving the cup to him and letting him pour it.

The two of them did not realize the sound of the door moving away, showing a person with (H/C) hair colour, (E/C) Eye colour, and (S/C) skin colour. Their/her/his eyes caught the adorable scenes between the two of them, especially Splendorman who are bonding together with Sally. The poor girl only had Charlie as her friend as the other killers are too old for her to play together and Splendorman is willing to play with her.

You could not help but continue watching the cute interaction between the two of them, not having the heart to stop their playing time even though it was almost midnight and Sally suppose to sleep right now or you going to earn a mouthful from Slenderman, Splendorman's oldest brother. For a moment, you just continue watching the two of them until they were done.

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It was midnight and Splendorman are ready to go back to his room where he can just lie down and sleep after taking a warm shower. Sitting on the bed, the smiley giant decides to take a quick resting time before going to the shower so he could ease the tense muscles in every inch of his body.

Splendorman almost jumped out of the bed as he turns around to see you with a smile. His frown immediately was gone and replaced with a huge grin on his face "Hey Baby!! I didn't see you there, sorry. I'm just too tired," he said.

"It's okay babe, you don't need to apologize but I'm here to talk about something," you told him.

He tried to hide his anxiety but failed miserably because of the crack and stutter of his voice, "w-what is it darling? D-did I do something wrong?" He was even getting more nervous than before.

"No, you didn't do anything wrong. In fact, I'm quite happy."

"H-happy of what?"

"I saw you were playing with Sally and the two of you look like you two had a blast."

"A-ah, I see. I'm glad-' He was cut off by you.

" The two of you look so cute together when playing. Maybe we should have a child together," you wink at him.

"W-WHAT?" His face got more red after hearing those not-so-innocent words.

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Trenderman

I am not sure about Trenderman personality but I do believe that he can be very CRABBY, guarded, and easy to get irritated, especially if you destroy his designed creations.

Trenderman also often acts as if he was better and posh while judging his brother, proxies, and some humans if they are lacking 'Fashion sense of style' whereas he has a better sense of style.

However, he is not always acting like that once he is lowering his guard around those who he could trust like Slenderman by forcing him to wear a better and more sophisticated fashion.

Seeing this, I believe that you can flirt with Trenderman if you are interested to date him and he is more reactive than Slenderman and Splendormen.

He is excited but also embarrassed if you are flirting with him, especially if you are complementing his fashion sense and the way he creates his clothes. THE MAN IS FLYING.

Just like Splendorman when you are flirting with him. His face would turn red, his whole body is slightly shaking because of how nervous he is and he would stutter once he spoke.

Also if you touch him, his embarrassed shy state would get even worse because I can see him just standing there embarrassed like a statue that his brothers sometimes come to take him away.

Unlike Slenderman, he cannot go smooth it out or revenge is not in his dictionary, and as the result. He is much more fun to be teased, unlike Offenderman and Slenderman.

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Many mannequin standing and lined in the corner of the room along with many enormous fabric rolls in the middle of the mannequins and a large wooden table across from it. A tall faceless pale man standing in front of the mannequins, even though he has no eyes the killer still has the ability to see the view in front of him.

The tall faceless creature with eyeglasses pondering,' Is (Y/N) going to like the clothes that I designed for her/him/them? I made this with all of my sweat. tears and blood.' Trenderman takes a closer look, trying to see if there is any mistake in the pattern on the clothes or any dirty stain that he can take off.

On the two mannequins that were separated from the others, there is a cinnamon brown pullover made out of wool with a plain white t-shirt underneath it and the other one has a black shirt seersucker and maroon red vest for the outerwear. Those two he made it for his S/O which is you.

Trenderman did not realize someone was watching his every action when he was making those two as the person smiling in amusement, they/she/he was glad that Trenderman made those clothes for you even though ti was supposed to be a surprise but it was the best to leave him alone for now instead of going up to him when he is focused and because of that. You walk away from his working room and joining the other killers for the killing spree.

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Trenderman stands in front of the room with the folded clothes in his hands, it was the clothes that he made for his S/O before he twists the knob of the door with one of his tendrils and pushes the door away. If he has eyes, they would be widened as the glasses creature sees you standing there with a smile since he did not expect you to be waiting for him.

"(Y/N)? You're waiting for me?" He asks

"Of course, I need to talk to you for a few moments," your hands suddenly yanking his arms and almost making him drop the clothes.

Once Trenderman goes inside the bedroom, he places the clothes on the bed before flipping the scarf that was wrapped around his neck. "So Darling, I made these clothes for you since you have a bad sense of style, try these," the fashionista ordered.

"Oh, I know you made those for me. I saw you made it, you're the best clothesmaker in here~" you wrap your arms around his waist.

The sudden contact made the poor creature goes red immediately and he was frozen in place. You could not help but see the redness across his face and giggle at his reaction, it was too adorable and funny for you.

"The best fashion designer in the mansion. That's why I feel like everyone should try your best-made clothes~" you continue teasing the poor creature until he collapsed on the floor out of the cold after your ruthless and endless sweet for nothing, oh well. You shouldn't have tease Trenderman too much.

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#cp: leblanc #ada leblanc: scenario

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radfemverity · 1 year

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Liberals will defend absolutely anything. And with the rise of trans and nonbinary identifying men developing more obscure, previously-unheard-of fetishes, we will see truly bizarre cases of abuse that go beyond what our legal framework is designed to tackle.

Nowhere can we see this more than with @nominal.Naomi on Twitter, a TIM who produced milk to feed his partner’s child. He also has posted many photos of said child.

Those of us with commonsense spot the red flags this immediately, but liberals say “Lol how is a parent feeding their child a form of child abuse?” Then we point out he has called his lactation abilities “cow achievement”. And that he has an OnlyFans where he cosplays as a cow. And that he has kinks for cows, milk, and breastfeeding. At the same time, he states that while he is currently feeding the baby through a bottle which he’s already put his milk in, he is hoping to be able to directly breastfeed, nipple to mouth, soon.

Liberals still say “lmao TERFs really believe that a mother breastfeeding her child is abusive.”

Two hypothetical questions for those with that line of thought (‘hypothetical’, because I already know the fucking answers):

1. What are the odds, in your opinion, of Naomi, a biological male with a fetish for cows, milk and breastfeeding, who also calls himself a mother, who already posts photos bottle-feeding and wants to directly breastfeed soon, including this child in his OnlyFans content when he is physically able to do so? Bearing in mind that the aforementioned fetishes he has are already topics of his OF. Would you still say that this is transphobes acting as morality police, trying to prevent a parent from innocuously feeding their child, if videos of said child being breastfed became Naomi’s content? Would you be okay with it so long as the child’s face was blurred and cropped out of the footage? Would you say that it is harmless?

2. Under the scenario that this does happen, is this child pornography? If not, why not? Irrespective of his sex or gender identity, this is what Naomi gets off to. He already makes porn with these themes. If it does constitute CP, how can you safeguard children with the existing legislation? You can’t make photos or videos of breastfeeding illegal. It is a biological function of mothers (actual mothers) – which then leaves the option of criminalising it solely on the grounds of men with fetishes partaking in it. But you thick-as-pigshit liberals have already made men with fetishes a protected characteristic in law. And they can sue you for anti-trans discrimination if you dare suggest that they are involving a child in their sexual fetishes.

I’m sure I will get zero answers of any kind, and liberals will do what they always do which is cycle through the four stages of unrelenting denial, before finally saying “how could we possibly have known that something like this would happen?” “how could this have even been prevented?” and act as if they are hatchlings who cracked out of their eggs into the world yesterday and have no idea how anything works.

Probably shouldn’t mention eggs though, don’t want to give ‘mommy Naomi’ any ideas. God, male sexuality is depraved. They really can make a fetish out of anything. And those of a centre-left political disposition will be right there behind them, cheering them on, ready to shut down any legitimate concerns with the classic line of “how does the way other people live their life have any affect on you? Why do you care?”

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naneun-no · 3 months

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From my drafts so it’s late but:

Today’s delulu thought is that Standing Next to You has too many lyrical coincidences to not be about Jimin.

🫣 I SAID IT WAS DELUSIONAL OKAY

You are free to disagree. You probably should 🤣

I mean we know it wasn’t written by Jung Kook but obviously the version he recorded was arranged with and for JK, and “leave your body golden” can’t be a coincidence right? Like it’s the whole ass album name, plus a word that carries connotations of JK himself, which the ppl who worked with him on Seven must have known.

So if that wasn’t a coincidence… then what about:

1. “How we left and right is something we control” — a callback to both Left and Right by CP feat JK, but also a nod to Butter, a massive BTS hit and a song that he performs alongside his boyfie bestie JM.

2. “When it’s deep like DNA, something they can’t take away” — a callback to another massive BTS hit, interesting. And *delulu warning* also reminds me of JM and JK’s extreme similarities that they themselves have referred to before?? They’re wired the same, they have the same sense of humor, they live and breathe for the same shit and even though they have some very key differences, they really do seem like twin flames (even if you just see it as platonic). They are similar in ways that seem braided into the fibers of their being. Like, in their DNA 🧬 some may say. *delulu warning #2* I’m also reminded of Jimin’s Letter lyrics: “After all this time has passed will we still be the same? Just like we were when we first met.”

Also, “something they can’t take away” is an interesting turn of phrase… more on that later.

3. Okay the real meaty part:

Screaming I’ll testify that we'll survive the test of time, they can't deny our love. They can't divide us, we'll survive the test of time I promise I'll be right here

[I seriously can’t believe how closeted-couple-coded this song is]

First off, again with the Letter lyrics mirrored here with the “test of time.” Then it’s got all this drama about being ripped apart and how it won’t happen and how they’ll be next to each other no matter what and that they have “something they can’t take away.”

Not only does all that line up with other Letter lyrics, but it is so goddamn dramatic and for what?

Be for real, what straight couple in this day and age would have this much working against them?? The only possible explanations are: 1) within the fantasy world of a song I suppose this could be some sort of Romeo and Juliet/West Side Story motif, and to be fair the music video did have a kind of rival gang/crime family look to it? Sort of? With the men fighting below the stage? Idk. Or it could be 2) the fact that idols do in fact often have to hide even their straight relationships, which is wild to me. But I know it’s a thing, so. I suppose there’s that. JK doesn’t seem the type though honestly. I think he’d be even more open about it than V.

On the other hand, the lyrics seem SO fit for a couple who are a) queer, b) closeted, c) currently in/about to be in a legislatively homophobic military and country (am I saying that right? Lol) and d) internationally famous pop idols in the SAME BAND who are both widely regarded as heterosexual sex symbols and would be shunned by many people in their homeland AND internationally if their queerness were to be revealed, much less if they were truly an item and THAT news broke.

Whew. That was a lot but like… that would be a real example of a relationship that would be VERY threatened by outside forces plotting against them and trying to separate them. Not JK and a hot blonde model, not him and a Korean actress, not basically any other scenario but a queer relationship.

Idk I know he didn’t write it but like ??? What the hell is that theme? I’m dying to get inside the mind of the people who DID write it, because are they or are they jikookers at this point like?!

4. Just for fun I’ll also point out the “leave your body golden like the sun and moon” 😏 like. Okay. At this point the songwriters are watching Jikook compilations, drooling over @slaaverin edits like convince me they’re not. CONVINCE ME.

5. “Deeper than the rain”?! “The pain”?! Alright I’m not even serious at this point but ??? Rainy day fight 🌧️?!?! 🤣🤣

6. “Standing next to you” oh you mean like… for 18 months? In a companion enlistment program? Like that?

Alright alright I’m done but you get my point. What even is this song if not an anthem of jikookery?! It’s more on-the-nose than Letter, more sneaky than Still With You. It wasn’t written by JK but at this point I’m calling that the songwriters are as delulu as me.

Hope y’all are well. If you made it to the end of this thank you for donning your tinfoil hat with me and I hope you at least got a giggle.

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#jikook #kookmin #jimin and jungkook #jikook theories #delulu time

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