As someone who loves both Curtwen and Crossnamara: I swear they're not just the same ship in different settings.
I firmly believe that if nothing had happened to Wilbur, Crossnamara would be happily married with a nice house and a dog and a family, taking the kids on hikes and just being like, two amazing dads for the price of one.
But if Curt had never dropped that banana skin, Curtwen would still be divorced. Probably even several times, with multiple affairs and petty arguments along the way. And they'd be absolutely terrible parents without a LOT of therapy.
if i had a nickel for everytime Joey Richter’s character was having an argument onstage and i was just chanting “KISS KISS KISS” i would have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
gay people can never flirt normally it’s always gotta be some shit like faking your death and becoming the deadliest man alive as revenge for your partner leaving you for dead so you can dismantle everything he ever believed in
there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes
The Spy Another Day cast reacted to Torture Tango and the Staircase Scene so I cut it down to the best parts (mostly Tessa calling out how horny they are) and zoomed in on people
This is my Tinlightenment propaganda please sacrifice your soul to their higher power 👍👍