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gentleoverdrive · 2 years

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(189/?) Where are you supposed to escape when the creature's lurking inside you?

Being old is fine. It's ok. I am okay with my choices in life, even if some of them were admittedly reckless, short-sighted, stupid and/or would downright rank me as a proud member of the "too dadgum dumb to live" brigade. The combination of all of that, that's me. ---- I know that yesterday I wrote of a run-in with the shithead kid (now a shithead young adult) who harassed my daughter through several means for some time in high-school, and sure, that feel of "Some really ugly part of me still kinda wishes I would've punched the shit out of him" stuck with me, but also... I think the fact that I was mostly civil towards him also makes me think that therapy has really been good for me. ---- Because while I'm likely to neither forgive nor forget what that shithead did, being able to treat even one of the few people in this world who I truly hate as a human person worthy of respect means that, effectively, the guy who I was during my wee years does not exist anymore. ---- I'm my own person, and thanks to the expansive toolkit I've acquired /developed due to my Psychiatrist-Psychologist-Therapist team, I've grown a lot as a person. I hope I can continue growing as an old fuck who's capable of so much more. Well, gotta hit the hay for now. See ya' later, alligator!

#diary #daily life of an old shithead #every time i die reference #it's etid night kids! y'know what that means #every time i die #etid #introspective feeling #feeling oddly insightful #continue growing and learning. this never ends.#gratitude #extra effort #I've spoken about my love for ETID in the past #they're great and I'm sad that I will never see that band again

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m34gs · 2 years

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WIP Meme + Tag game!

List the titles/filenames/descriptions of your WIPs and tell us a little bit about them/wail about them/beg for inspiration/whatever you want! Then tag some people for a no-obligation mutual wailing/cheering/complaining session!

Thank you for the tag, @kimium! I started a separate post because I was worried this would get a bit long, hope that is ok!

Let's start this off with the Big One:

Bar AU:

Akudama Drive - Brawler has a flowchart: this is the part of Bar AU pertaining to Akudama Drive specifically and, as it states, Brawler has a flowchart. Where? In his mind. For what? To determine What Would Swindler Do when faced with a morally or socially challenging new situation. There are other fun parts such as Big Brothers Hacker and Courier, Offerings to Swindler For Managing Cutthroat, Hoodlum and Brawler are Married, and more!

Bleach Crack-fic dating au - Poor Ichigo is being courted by the entirety of the soul society, a hollow, and a few humans. Also Grimmjow is the Best Painter of the Nails.

Blue Exorcist: Rin stop being shocked ghosts exist you are the literal son of satan - Rin is surprised by all the ghosts/supernatural beings in the other universes connected to the bar. Bon is Tired. Shura must never meet Gojo from JJK.

Bungou Stray Dogs: Lovecraft is Trying- Lovecraft just wants to be a good husband. Atsushi did NOT agree to be adopted by Chuuya and Dazai. Chuuya and Gojo from JJK must Never Meet.

Death Note: L and Light are married now - L and Light are a couple. Near, Mello, and Matt are together. Sayu wins L's compliance in embarassing Light by learning to make L the Best Strawberry Short Cake Ever. Watari is Immortal and Ryuk enjoy's Rin's apple pie.

Dr. Stone: Byakuya is Alive - Exactly as it sounds. Byakuya is alive. And he is married to Xeno and Stanley. Senku is oblivious and Gen is Tired.

Fire Force Found Family AU - company 8 keeps ending up with new members of their Found Family. Benimaru and Konro will go after anyone who mistreats the tea. Joker and Licht are married and they didn't have a huge ceremony which according to Maki is A Crisis.

JJK Gojo needs to stop drinking - Gojo winds up at the wrong Bar when he is too drunk. That is what started the Bar AU. Megumi has to sort out his crushes on Sukuna and Itadori. Kugasaki is badass af. Nanami and Geto need to be a bit better when it comes to comforting their husband.

The Adventures of the League of Dads - Dadzawa, Dad Mic, Dad Might, Dadgum, Vlad Dad, Best Dad, and more. Also, who is Dad Magnet?????

And Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming... ACTUALLY let's talk about some ideas I have yet to really mention; things I have plans for but haven't fully started the writing process of. After all, I can only babble about the things I have already started posting so much before even I would need a break from hearing about them. So. Here we go:

Bokuaka Beauty and the Beast AU: It's pretty simple: Beauty and the Beast plotline with Bokuto as the Beast and Akaashi as the Beauty. Perfectly Simple. A young prince, cursed to live as a demonic entity after breaking the heart of a witch, and the young man, sent by his village to desperately try to explain to the Prince that their offerings to buy his protection were stolen when they were pillaged by bandits, end up stuck in the near-abandoned castle together due to Horrible Weather. Wonder what could possibly happen. 👀

Chaos and Purity: an original work. Two deities fall in love. One is the representation of all things Pure (not "soft" or "uwu", pure as in unmixed, as in absolute. Pure gold, pure silver, pure love, pure hatred, pure malice, etc.) and One is the representation of all things Chaotic. They have seven daughters. Their family is torn apart and set against each other by spiteful and jealous people.

I think I will end it there, at the risk of this post becoming incredibly long and boring, lol. I do have many more, but if I listed them all I feel everyone would run away ahahaha. If anyone wants to know more about any of the above or just wants to chat about them, feel free to ask about it! Inbox is always open :D

Tagging: @collisiondiscourse, @sailormew4, @sithfyremonarch, @kuroosden, and @backwardshirt

No pressure, but feel free to participate!

#tag game #wip #writing #fanfic #original works #writers #for fun #I have so so so many more #ehehe #*cries in 'will I ever finish any of these'*

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sleepdeprivedheretic · 3 years

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Can you make a scenario of a Dadgum dealing with his teenage daughter and her new boyfriend? I think it may be funny

Oooh! I like this idea!

Alright, he’s trying to be, or is fully supportive. Like, he’s use to a lot of people, has a keen sense of them, and has a radar going on in his head. So imagine his mini-gumdrop bringing home a bOY, of all things.

He’d be a good dad, raising his kid to be right, and have her own sense of knowledge on people, so I can imagine him ultimately trusting his daughter, and respecting her choices, and in turn, his kid appreciates that about her dad, and is on good terms with him.

Like, trying not to scare the already intimidated boy, but giving him a full once over like a protective, but not crazy protective dad, should. Greets him nicely, offers him and daughter to sit down for dinner to “meet the parents”, is respectful while inwardly he’s probably mentally scrEAming.

Either with joy or fear, that’s up to you, haha. They’re teens, so he knows that they’re still mentally and physically growing, and has to set some ground rules. I.e; be home at a certain time, please don’t get too handsy with my daughter, especially in front of me, ect.

He’s a pro-hero, I can see him teaching any kids he has, everything he knows, and knows that his daughter’s bf should fear her more than Fatgum, himself if anything should go wrong. He still worries, though.

Her bf accidentally calling him “Dad” in the future, and he’s tickled about it, jokingly calling him “Son-in-law”. All in all, a cool dad and father-in-law.

Hope you like this, Anon! <3

#Taishiro Toyomitsu #Dadgum #Fatgum #Like if Kiri's dating Bakugo then he's use to hot-headed kids dating his kids #Then there's Mirio and Tamaki

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samiraheaven93 · 5 years

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@starblazer124

She really gets to know it (or properly register it) before they are actually dating

Both Tai and she had a huge crush on each other but neither of them thought the other one felt the same

(Little backstory: this is All is Well AU Dadgum edition!

It's basically the same as All is Well AU, but Kaori and Touya decided, after a few dates that it wouldn't work out like that and that they would just stay friends

This means, Tai doesn't only have to fear Shouto and Zashi… but Kaoris friends too! If he hurts her he will have a HUGE problem! (Not that he is going to be, but I see especially Tenko and Touya creeping him out a bit before they trusted him with her)

Headcanon (so you don't have to agree on that one): it was Kaori who brought Aki to the paramedic at the Sky Egg and she left when Tai appeared, but she didn't recognise him as Fatgum at that time))

Kaori would be quite surprised finding out about Aki

But it won't change anything for her

She loves Tai and if he has a kid, she still loves him

She tries to bond with a lot of her brothers students/kids (she spends some time at UA after they take in Eri and she will start teaching the following school year)

Headcanon that Aki knows about her Dads crush on Kaori and gives her the cold shoulder because of what happened before with other women

Kaori is a bit put off by that behaviour, but she kinda understands it too

The cold shoulder got only worse after they started dating

(But eventually Aki noticed that Kaori is nice and genuine, but doesn't know how to act around her for a bit so her behaviour doesn't change much)

That only changes after she hears about Kaori getting injured while off duty and Tai (with Kirishima and Tamaki) finding her… and her Dad being really worried (remember that one drawing I did? That incident!)

The monday after Kaori is back to teaching, still with some bandages on and Aki is releaved that she seemed ok

Aki goes to her after the lesson and theh talk it out and start anew

Neither of them is sure how to call the other one though … daughter/Mum or sister

#all is well au/dadgum #kaori #I hope that was a helpfull answer! if you don't agree with something just tell me^^

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thelazyhermits · 5 years

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Would you ever go as far as to say Aizawa sees Fortune as his daughter? And will FatGum be the same? 😄

Since Fatgum is only like ten years older than her, I would say their relationship is closer to siblings than father/daughter. While the title Dadgum does get brought up, it’s in a teasing manner like how Fortune says Dad Might and Dadzawa. Fatgum sees her as someone he wants to protect, and I honestly think he gives off protective big bro vibes rather than dad vibes when it comes to her lol

In the case of Aizawa, I don’t know if I’d say he sees her as a daughter, but he does see her as someone he wants to protect. She’s important to him, and I like to see their relationship as familial in nature since I feel like they’re closer than just regular friends. While I teasingly refer to him as Dadzawa in the fic, I think he’d also fit the protective big brother label just because he’s only two years older than Fatgum.

Considering how logical he is, I don’t think Aizawa would see someone who’s only like 10-12 years younger than him as a daughter, but he feels just as protective of her as a dad would feel over his daughter haha

#tabf asks #if y'all haven't already noticed #I'm a sucker for protective big bros #while I'm all for calling them dadzawa and dadgum #those two really aren't that old in comparison to fortune #as compared to all might who is definitely dad age lol #fortune doesn't really see them as fathers #or at least wouldn't ever call them dad #but she does consider them as family #those two are her favorite heroes and are incredibly important to her #however I am totally fine with y'all seeing them as dad figures #either way is awesome ^-^b

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onthelinefilms · 5 years

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First #FridayOnTheGreen of 2019!! Weather was great, good times were plenty, my daughter and I had a blast!! Cheers, Southside! #FortWorth #Dadgum #Rahr #Magnolia #Southside (at Magnolia Green Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwLf8JlgJdY/?igshid=19z1dv3yq8h2d

#fridayonthegreen #fortworth #dadgum #rahr #magnolia #southside

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im-no-jedi · 2 years

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she is literally the cutest thing ever?????????? 🥺😭💙

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #omega tbb #tbb omega #MY BABY GIRL #I LOVE HER SO DADGUM MUCH #AAAAAAAAAAAAH #my tiny sunshine daughter #star warz

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zeemonkey1 · 6 years

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Pigs

In which George buildeth a dadgum thumb

Allie Whoops is the Scrappy-Doo of Curious George. When I am forced to watch the Curious George movies, I hope the big reveal at the end shows a furious little Allie Whoops drunk-driving a Dalek, right before somebody pinches her smarmy little head off. Honestly, I thought I hated Bill, but Bill never made me want to hammer nails into my ears. Her voice is like listening to Pinkie Pie laugh about how much fun it is to dig a hole in a chalkboard with a fork. Together, Bill and Allie rule the land of non-sequitur stupidity with such hideous aplomb that Dryden should be disinterred and forced to write a poem about them.

I seriously hate that little red-haired trick. If any of my girls turned out to be anything like that obnoxious monster I would personally apologize to the UN. Sometimes I think Curious George should do a crossover episode with Game of Thrones and tell Melisandre that Allie is the long-lost second daughter of Stannis the Mannis.

Or maybe it is her grandparents’ fault. I have never seen her parents, but Mr. and Mrs. Renkins let Allie run all over creation, completely unsupervised, in the company of a monkey. I do not believe social workers exist in the Curious George universe.

So today’s episode shows how much fun it is to be gaslighted by everyone and play in the mud. Either the writer was high or he hates me personally. Imagine, if you will, trying to explain the plot of the Terminator movies to an Andaman tribesman, because the plot of this episode made exactly the same amount of sense to me. Indeed, if you had not the power of Hulu and PBS, you might suspect that none of this really happened and I was just blabbing about a dream I think I had.

So it’s raining, and George and Allie are sitting on the front steps of a country house, bored. Bill shows up and throws a newspaper on the roof. He explains his aim is off because he strained his thumb, an injury that was caused,

sweet Jesus I wish I were lying

by a “thumb-wrestling” accident. Before I have a chance to ponder what powerful hands could sprain a thumb in such an inane way, George clambers up to get the paper and delivers another plot point--somebody several towns over built a giant sculpture of his dog. Boy that sounds fun, says the little red-headed hellion, we should build a giant sculpture, and Bill can “stupervise.”

Oh gee, y’all, she just said “stupervise” instead of “supervise!” Wow. So cute and endearing. Allie should win ten grand on America’s Funniest Home Videos and not be slapped at all.

I just want to eat her up.

But what to build? Oh, the possibilities. Could be another dog, a monkey, Allie herself, Mr. Quint’s dingaling, a sheep, several cows, a Calvin and Hobbes snowman massacre, an igloo, a dessert-dispensing vending machine, a Wall of Shame, a lifesize copy of that sculpture Tom Green made of his parents doing it, the frontline of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, the Burning Man, the Wicker Man, Ugly Lucille Ball Statue, Pretty Lucille Ball Statue, some owls, that weird dollar-bill floating eye thingy, Stonehenge, Charles Barkley, or the Tower of fucking Babel.

Lots of options. And what do they pick? Oh, but of course—giant sculpture of Bill’s left thumb. The uninjured one. Yay!

I now have many, many questions, all of which correlate with the great mystery of Curious George, which is “why the hippity-dippity fuck do any of these people do anything?”

And, and…and THEN, they all go to Bill’s house to look at pictures of his thumb. Bunch of vacuous shit is what it is; Bill is all “here’s my thumb telling my mom I liked her pisghetti” and “here’s my thumb while I was eating watermelon” and so George breaks out the Play-doh to build a replica thumb and Bill absolutely crushes his spirit.

“You call that a ginormous sculpture? That’s all you got?” Bill says, and I imagine burying him in the yard like that guy in The Serpent and the Rainbow. But then I make a mistake; I start to believe that building a giant thumb is stupid, and this episode cannot get any stupider.

Hope is poison. Take care not to get addicted to it.

Maybe Allie was just jealous of the fact that I had spent about ten seconds thinking about killing Bill instead of her, so she pipes up and says they should make the sculpture out of peanut butter. They have plenty of peanut butter—Allie leads them to a shed that is stacked to the ceiling with fifty-pound containers of peanut butter. She laughs and says her grandparents make their own.

Wat. Seriously…I’m watting as hard as I can. I am from an area of this country that literally supplies the entire world with peanut butter, and never in my life have I seen a personal shed filled with the stuff. TONS of peanut butter, on a farm that grows no peanuts, up in Yankeeland. Why do they need that much peanut butter? To whom would they sell it? Who buys peanut butter by the five-gallon bucketful? It is creepy.

Even creepier is when they pop open a drum and dig their grubby little hands into it. They decide--shocker of shockers--that peanut butter is too sticky, so they let the pigs lick it off their hands. Nobody loses a hand.

I know pigs too, y’all. I knew a guy when I was a kid that had a heart attack and fell into his pig-pen and they ate everything but his watch. Pigs will step on you until you die and then eat you. My neighbor kept pigs--the best advice he ever gave me as a youngster was “Git away from them gotdam pigs!” The pigs in Curious George are the size of four-wheelers. This is stupid.

They stay in the pig-pen anyway and try to make a giant thumb out of shaving cream because life is like a box of Dadaist chocolates--you never know what urinal aluminum nutsack kaboom.

It finally occurs to these Mensa candidates that mud might be the best medium for their thumb sculpture. This is discovered after Allie Whoops has an extended conversation with a giant pig about whether or not he wants her to make him a mud pie. I know it is supposed to be cute, in the same way I know Full House was supposed to be funny, but in both cases I either want to kill the writers or myself but would probably get the order wrong.

Because it’s not mud they’re playing in. They are in a pig-pen. It is pig shit. Tons of it. Did I say I know pigs? Because I do. They are indescribably filthy and they shit everywhere. Pigs make the entire state of North Carolina smell like that bathroom at the Carabelle public beach.

From this point on I can’t do anything but feel nauseous. They roll in it; they fill buckets with it. They use it to cover a tomato cage wrapped in chicken wire. Allie Whoops says “whoops” like fifty times, and Bill washes them off with a garden hose. Not only does nobody complain about the smell, but when Mr. and Mrs. Rankin discover what they have been doing with the pigshit, they are so very proud, whereas my mother would have rightfully beaten me bloody for doing such a stupid thing.

Neither pinworms nor tetanus exist in the Curious George universe. When a busload of tourists pulls up to take pictures of the thumb, they all sit in the pig-pen and eat the peanut butter sandwiches Allie Whoops prepares for them.

That’s how I know.

#curiousgeorge #madnessofcuriousgeorge #mocg #alliewhoops #bill

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dominatingwag · 7 years

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Open Letter to Ariana Grande - TC

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A father of three young girls wrote a now-viral open letter to Ariana Grande after she apologized to her fans following the terrorist attack in Manchester, England, Monday, where she had just performed.

Father and film producer Patrick Millsaps, 44, of Georgia, posted his letter to Twitter after Grande tweeted she was “broken” and “so so sorry” for the attack.

Suicide bomber Salman Abedi’s device exploded in the foyer of Manchester Arena as people were exiting the venue, killing 22 people, including seven children.

Millsaps’ post, which has been so far retweeted nearly 29,000 times and has 57,000 likes, drew the attention of many, including Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and Grande herself.

Read the full text of the letter below:

AN OPEN LETTER TO ARIANA GRANDE

Dear Miss Grande,

I am the father of three daughters—ages 13, 12 & 12. So, you have been a part of our family for years. On occasion, your songs may have stayed on the radio AFTER I have dropped the girls off at school. I will neither confirm nor deny that I have personally seen every episode of “Sam & Kat.”

Since you are a part of our family and after reading a tweet you posted on Twitter the other night; I’m afraid I need to set you straight girl. So listen up and receive some redneck love from a daddy of daughters.

#1. You don’t have a dadgum thing to apologize for. If some jackass had gotten drunk and killed someone with his car next to your hotel in Manchester, would you feel responsible? If the night before your concert, a tornado hit Manchester and tragically killed several people who were going to your concert; would you feel the need to apologize? You see, you are no more responsible for the actions of an insane coward who committed an evil act in your proximity than you would be for a devastating natural disaster or acts of morons near your hotel. Your text was some stinkin’ thinkin’ in that regard.

#2. In your line of work, you have so many experts who are now “strategizing” what you should do next (I used to be one of those “experts” when I managed talent. Tell them ALL to go take a power, give them the next month off, and tell then (sic) that if they call you within the next 30 days, they are fired! These “experts” don’t have a freaking clue what you are processing right now. Spend time with your God, your family and your friends who will give you space and support when you need it. Hell, go lick as many freaking donuts as you want. Girl, you deserve it!

#3. When and only when you are ready, on behalf of all dads who love your… um… who daughters’ love your music SING AGAIN. Music is the international language of peace. Every time you open your mouth and share that incredible God-given gift to the world, you make this crappy would a little less crappy.

So there you go my dear, unsolicited advice from a fat dude in Georgia who loves his daughters and appreciate that there are people like you in this world. Take care of you first. Your fans aren’t going anywhere.

Sincerely,

Morgan, Alison & Kendall’s Daddy

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#theresachristian #celebs

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trendingnewsb · 7 years

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Open letter to Ariana Grande from a dad of three fans will make you cry

A father of three Ariana Grande fans has penned an open letter to the pop star, offering some “redneck love from a daddy of daughters” following the heartbreaking events at Manchester arena.

SEE ALSO: Why Ariana Grande’s music is so important

The letter by Patrick Millsaps from Georgia, U.S. has since gone viral, gaining almost 20K retweets and over 40K likes.

“I am the father of three daughters ages 13, 12 and 12. So, you have been a part of our family for years,” wrote Millsaps whose girls are named Morgan, Alison and Kendall.

An open letter to @ArianaGrande #ManchesterBombing #ManchesterStrong #arianastaystrong #ArianaGrandeConcert #love #hope #peace #song http://pic.twitter.com/Sx7IPj3UIe

Patrick Millsaps (@PatrickMillsaps) May 24, 2017

“On occasion your songs have stayed on the radio AFTER I have dropped the girls off at school. I will neither confirm nor deny that I have personally seen every episode of Sam and Kat,” he continued.

Millsaps told Grande he saw her tweet in which she said she was “so so sorry” but he wanted to set the record straight.

broken. from the bottom of my heart, i am so so sorry. i don’t have words.

Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) May 23, 2017

“You don’t have a dadgum thing to apologize for,” wrote Millsaps, adding that she was in no way responsible for the tragic events which transpired.

Millsaps advised “on behalf of all dads who love your…um…whose daughters love your music,” that she should only sing again when she feels ready.

“Music is the international language of peace. Every time you open your mouth and share that incredible God-given gift to the world, you make this crappy world a little less crappy,” said Millsaps.

He added that he appreciates that there are people like Grande in the world. “Take care of you first. Your fans aren’t going anywhere,” he said.

Awww.

WATCH: No, this is not a photo of Ariana Grande after the Manchester attack