PICK A PILE -
Pick an M&M Color &I'll describe you based off the color you chose. Lessssskoooo
PICK A COLOR:
RED 2. YELLOW 3. ORANGE 4. BROWN 5. GREEN 6. BLUE
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Pile One - Red
The color red represents:
Vigor
War/warrior
Courage
Anger
Love
Religious fervor
Passion
Sexuality
Danger
Desire
Strength
Resilient
Action taker
Hype
Blunt
Rebellious
Intuitive:
Bad boy/girl vibes, dark color aesthetic
Intense for no reason
Always ready to pull up on a MF that crosses you. You definitely don’t play
Fierce. Beastly. Always on 100
Huge heart & selfless
Very loyal individuals
Big dreamer but executes everything they put their mind to
Big energy
May be a sports junky or love to play sports themselves
Leader of the pack
First Pick (usually when I eat M&Ms, I always pick a red one first so whatever that means to you, let it mean that lol)
Super hardworking and very physically strong no matter your build
A temptation/seductress
Very physically attractive
May have a potty mouth but regardless is super outspoken and doesn’t mind who hears or knows
Goal oriented and determined
Short temper but quick to make amends. Sour patch kid vibes heavyyyy
Very successful individuals
Powerful manifestors
CHANNELED SONG: THE WHOLE 9 by SIONE TOKI
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Pile Two: Yellow
The color yellow represents:
Joy
Happiness
Betrayal
Optimism
Caution
Idealism
Imagination
Hope
Sunshine
Summer
Friendship
Intellect
Protection
Warning
Intuitive:
Your presence is like a ray of sunshine
Big artsy hippy vibes
Very optimistic and does your best to remain optimistic even in the worse of situations. Sometimes its your downfall because some things seem too unrealistic from the outside looking in. But most people wont let you know that because no one wants to break that hope with in you and that’s how it should be. You shock people in the end because things happen for you solely because you never lost hope. So keep that light within burning even if no one else believes.
You shine so bright and it’s a warmth everyone enjoys feeling. Your energy livens up whatever room you walk into.
Trend setter
Star of the show, center of attention ALWAYS (downside of this is even when something embarrassing happens to you, it seems to happen in front of a crowd also. But don’t let that stop you from being YOU! Whether they are laughing at you or with you, its your mf world & thas on periodt)
Compliment giver – you’re that friend that is always showing mad love to everybody and their dog. Might be great with animals
Very friendly and cute. You’re such a cutie
Popular loner
Its always a party when you are around
It’s a privledge to be in your presence
CHANNELED SONG: CELEBRATION by COMMON KINGS
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Pile Three: Orange
The color orange represents:
Vitality
self control
confidence
self esteem
creativity
arrogance
enthusiasm
warmth
agreeableness
vivacious
fertility
growth
outgoing
bold
superficiality
pride
satisfaction
adventure
ambition
sociability
Intuitive:
You are a great team player, very easy going and hardworking at the same time
A very balanced individual
Fits the “cookie cutter” standards regardless of gender
Very intelligent and confident
The popular nerd
High standards and carries themselves with dignity and elegance
Productive, prompt and reliable
Fashion sense is probably very preppy or nerdy but it looks trendy on you. Think of Daphne and Fred from Scooby Doo.
Hard to get close to but once you get close, they are the sweetest individuals
Loud voice or speaks very boldly and confidently
Beautiful voice. Theres an elegance or something royal about your mannerisms when you speak. Its mesmerizing.
Good girl/boy vibes. Church boy/girl vibes
Something scholarly about you. Either you’ve accomplished a lot of things in the school system or you’re a very well read and traveled person.
CHANNELED SONG: TALKING TO THE MOON by BRUNO MARS
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Pile Four: Brown
The color Brown represents:
Security
Comfort
Earthiness
Wholesome
Genuine
Organic
Steadfast
Simplicity
Dependability
Natural
Effortless
Nature
Melancholy
Structure
Support
Keen
Intuitive:
sense of duty and responsibility, takes obligations seriously
very grounded and stable
the “ma” or “pa” of the friend group
not afraid to get down and dirty. A “whatever it takes” type of attitude.
Usually looked at as the Alpha of the group
Stoic and emotionally intelligent
Very genuine. Every interation with you is very genuine and people can feel that off the rip!
Easily trusted but hard to give trust to others
You probably had to mature at a young age which made you a few steps ahead of your generation
“old soul” vibes
Depths in perception. This goes deeper than depth in emotion (which is what the BLUEs are) because you are very logical and can block out your emotions when the emotions become “too heavy”. You can handle a very heavy load on your shoulders and hardly nothing gets you down.
Big earth vibes. Big OXEN vibes.
Heavy hittahs. Your punch packs a mighty force. I wouldn’t want to be on the other side fr FR.
Ride or die personality. Very reliable and trustworthy
Experienced
Respectable figure/ authority figure
CHANNELED SONG: BOSS by THE CARTERS
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Pile Five: Green
The color green represents:
Rebirth
Renewal
Immortality
Freshness
Springtime
Hope
new beginnings
growth
abundance
envy/jealously
lack of experience
naïve
natural
Intuitive:
natural beauties. Don’t need anything extra to enhance their beauty. Very very naturally gorgeous and handsome
someone who isn’t afraid to start over again.
Strong stamina and endurance both mentally and physically
Mentally strong and intelligent
Boujee vibes – “upper class” energyyyy
When these people love, they love HARD.
Very passionate when it comes to love. Hopeless romantics.
Fueled by progression and future potential.
Very chilled back and relaxed yet very focused and determined on their goals.
Very patient individuals
People can easily become jealous of you but you also have your own jealous streak to be aware of.
Steady and sturdy
Enjoys their own privacy and solitude
Unafraid to stand alone
Influential
Humble but confident – very humble confidence that is hard to ignore
Mesmerizing and hypnotic type of beauty
CHANNELED SONG: STEAL THE SHOW by LAUV
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Pile Six: Blue
The color blue represents:
open spaces
freedom
intuition
imagination
inspiration
sensitivity
depth
trust
loyalty
sincerity
wisdom
confidence
stability
faith
intelligence
communicative
emotional
calming
serenity
ocean vibes
moody
Intuitive:
This pile has a very deep perception of life. Their emotions run deeply through them.
Probably one of the kindest souls walking this earth.
Very in tune and connected with their environment and those around them. Usually the one who can read and understand the room better than any one else.
May lack boundaries and may struggle setting boundaries with others.
A deep well of knowledge.
May tend to cry easily whether it be from a sad thought, a cute cuddly animal, or a tear jerking movie.
Daydreamer and in your own world
Mystical and magical even in your mannerisms. The way you walk, the way you talk the way you glide across a room, seems so fluid and mystic.
Mermaid/Siren vibes
May have a beautiful talking or singing voice. Sexy and sultry.
Everyone’s best friend – easily liked and easy to get along with.
Major eye candy
CHANNELED SONG: WATER by TYLA
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The Secret of the Lost Kingdom
[Here we go lads, we've gotten to the first film]
This opening song is highkey a bop
Oh no nononono they did this in 3D animation??? Gotta be honest, I'm already not a fan and I haven't even seen their faces
Oh yep their faces are SO CURSED
WHY WOULD YOU USE 3D YOU HAD A PERFECTLY CUTE 2D ARTSTYLE
Oh they just jumped into an abandoned castle like ninjas
See you all have new voice actors so I have NO IDEA who was just tempting fate into bringing out these big knight monsters
Not sure I'm a fan of how naked they made them in the transformations
Musa sounds way too preppy
They all have the same voice what is going on
"Are you hurt?" Bloom she is lying on the floor in pain
ABSOLUTE HATE THAT THEY'RE SAYING FLORA CAN FEEL ALL THE PAIN HER PLANTS FEEL
If you're Techna, why are you American?
Really don't like Bloom's voice actor
Ah he was the sword smith from the company of light
Is that supposed to be Faragonda
Yep it is good god
"We're all a little bored with you and your sword" LMAO
So it's been centuries since the company of light disbanded. And Sparx was destroyed 17 years ago. Which was when they FORMED the company of light. Come on lads get a timeline
Stella gagging because he flirted with Faragonda is both hilarious and on brand
Please stop talking about "shiny steel" I am embaressed FOR you
Faragonda don't just look sadly after her
DON'T TELL HER FRIENDS TO LEAVE BLOOM ALONE SHE'S CRYING WTF FARAGONDA
Oh good god WHAT did they do to Riven's hair
Sorry ONLY the Winx Club are graduating and "achieving ultimate harmony"
Oh Kiko is so fucking cursed
Why is there a cat???????????????
She called the cat Ron
WIZGIZ IS CURSED WIZGIZ IS SO CURSED
Oh they floatin'
Brandon don't laugh at Riven you bitch
Okay so they just heavily implied they are the only fairies with their powers???? Sus
WHY DOES LAYLA SOUND LIKE A SOUTHERN BELLE
Oh fuck OFF Sky
Why did you make Musa a giggly prep and Riven a dick again wtf
Sky looks like Prince Charming from Shrek
Okay so Bloom actually didn't graduate??? Why
Sky she's allowed to be sad don't be a bitch
Cue Sky ALMOST saying something important and getting cut off. Watch him not finish that sentence til the end of the film
Oh hello who's this girl... I like her
Bye Sky! Don't come back
"Bloom, you know it's not a party if you're not there" so Stella's still gay, good to know
Stella's dancing with Kiko awwwwwww
SHE DROPPED HIM NOOOOOO
It's okay Bloom caught him
Oh I do like the redesign of Alfea though
Sad Bloom montage
"She's like a wild bird in a tiny cage" at least Mike is Aware
Oh no Bloom's having a magic anxiety dream
DO NOT LIKE THE 3D WITCHES NOPE NOT AT ALL
Daphne!!
Daphne is Bloom's sister??????? They did NOT make that clear
SHE'S BEEN AT LIGHTROCK THIS WHOLE TIME?
Woah Daphne's giving Bloom her mask awww
AWW HER PARENTS INVITED ALL BLOOM'S FRIENDS FOR BLOOM'S BIRTHDAY
Oh. Yay. Sky's here. Wahoo.
I love this magic cat but is it going to be relevant
Why are the OG witches still kicking about wtf
Whom the fuck is this? Why are you here does this mean we don't get the Trix?? That's such a joke
He was gone for FOUR MONTHS without even a text? Bitch
THANK YOU TECHNA these boys are acting like CHILDREN
Aaaand Riven woke up the bird
I thought that vine was "stronger than steel" how the fuck did it break
Please don't reduce Stella to an airhead we've seen in previous seasons she's actually really intelligent
Bloom's voice actor sounds more like Musa than Musa's does
Hello Mr Scribe Man
"You knew my parents?" He JUST said he was your father's scribe
Please stop making Stella flirt with the scribe to get what she wants I hate how they're portraying her in this
Shady voice calling out to Riven wtf
We love a good prophacy
Anyone who enters Obsidian is hopeless, lost and corrupted?? Bro wtf
Mirta!!
WizGiz is being a bitch because Mirta was going to use a dark spell to stop herself GETTING MURDERED BY A MONSTER. Why are you like this WizGiz
Palladium!!
Faragonda you NEVER think it's a good time for explainations
Mandragora used to go to Alfea???
Faragonda you could help at literally ANY time
Faragonda finally did something lads
...and immediately passed out wow
They destoryed the school yikes
Ew future book please don't say Bloom and Sky will get married
The pixies!!
The school is fixed
The OG witches are pissed that the dragonfire's in a person lmao
Musa is 100% on board and I love her
Sky you had the whole flight here to talk to her if it's that important stop waiting til she's about to do something important
Techna don't be mean to Lockette
Jolly wtf
"The perfect vacation spot from people you hate" iconic
Oh whaddup Mandragora
Lads Musa did not get stabbed she just knocked his sword out the way
They're all being attacked by their own powers... apart from Stella, who's fading away because they've decided all she cares about it appearances with is BULLSHIT
Why do the witches look like those blow up thingys that stand outside... y'know, the ones that look like people and dance around
Yikes her dad's a statue
OH SHIT EVERYONE ON SPARX IS PETRIFIED
EW ONE OF THE WITCHES JUST POSSESSED STELLA
Mandragora just about to kill all the guys lmao
Is Mandragora secretly Miriyam because no one else is talking about her
Oh nice Riven's back
LMAO HE JUST DECKED HER YES RIVEN
Sky canNOT wield the sword fuck OFF
Lol he really can't it electrocuted him
Oop Mandragora's dead nvm
Ugh he can he's the king. I hate this man
Oh Sparx is back and everyone's alive NICE
Oh Miriyam was in the sword. Right. Okay
Love Bloom's dress
"Since we weren't able to be there for the first half of your life, Bloom-" sorry HALF??? SHE'S 18!! WHAT'S THE LIFE EXPECTANCY ON SPARX, 36?????? WHAT THE FUCK
Ayyyyy that pretty guard is back
The dialogue in this film is atrocious
And he's proposing. She's 18. But okay.
Aww Winx are the new company of light that's so soft
Oh shit the witches are free
I HATE THAT THEY'RE SAYING THE TRIX ARE NOW POSSESSED BY THE OG WITCHES THAT'S HORIFFIC NO NO NO NO I REFUSE
Right so I'm not ackowledging ANY of this film as canon apart from the winx being the new company of light
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New Parents || Para
WHO: Benji Clarington ( @benjiclarington ) and Topher Hummel ( @topherxhummel ) ; mentions Austin Pillsbury-Schuester ( @psitsaustin )
WHERE: The Sunshine Mall, Tophji’s dorm room
WHEN: 16th July 2019
NOTES: Hazing is a lot more creative than it used to be; after anonymously being a delivered an animatronic doll and electronic bracelets, the boys are expected to follow a strict set of rules for ‘caring’ for their daughter Daffodil Daphne if they expect to make it into AXi in one piece. So, ever the rule followers, the boys go to the mall to get the doll some clothes.
TRIGGERS: N/a
WORD COUNT: 6356
"We look like idiots..." Benji whispered, the animatronic baby cuddled close in his arms. "It's bad enough we have to get clothes for it, but we actually have to hold it like a fucking baby. The thing has an altimeter in it. If you tilt it too much, it cries. I probably already reset the time," he explained, grabbing a cart from shopping cart return of the mall. "Where are we going first?"
"Could be worse," Topher remarked under his breath as his gaze darted back and forth from Benji to their general surroundings. "Chances are this will probably be easier to explain than anything else they could have cooked up. Sure we'll all be laughing about this by the end of the week." He motioned with his head in the direction of a nearby baby supply store. "Start there and make up a plan as we go along?"
Benji looked at the Baby Supply Store, then nodded, grabbing Topher's wrist with his free hand and dragging him towards the store, his frustration over the whole thing getting the better of him. "The faster we can get this thing into a stroller or something, the better. At least then we can pretend it's a real baby then."
Topher gave a nod of agreement as he followed along then glanced back at his best friend. "This is probably a stupid question for me to ask, but are you alright? What's on your mind?" Sure, he was quite annoyed himself that apparently some higher power thought this would be a fantastic idea, but he was just trying to take things one step at a time and work on the figurative fires one by one.
"I'm fine," Benji shot back, not bothering to even turn his head. He couldn't handle this right now; of all the people to be pair up with on a task like this, it had to be the person he was quietly in love with. All those torturous dreams of the two of them being together, doing things just like this, and this definitely didn't help. "Stroller, right?" He asked, letting go of Topher's hand when they made it into the aisle.
The Creative Writing major decided to drop the subject and instead nodded once again. "Yep, stroller then clothes. We can chuck whatever else we might need on to the list as we go along," Topher answered. "Maybe one of those portable carrying things too, that parents strap to their chest or back." He took a quick moment to do some mental calculations then took a deep breath. "Damn, I think that would drain me of money for a bit," he muttered.
Benji grabbed one of the strollers with a cover off a hook and opened it, kneeling down to place the boy's baby inside. "Okay. Grab one while I strap her in," he said, making sure the baby wouldn't fall and reset their time again. "We need a nickname. I'm not calling her Daffo--what...? Chris, you're not paying for any of this. Don't worry." he assured, going back to trying to figure out all the buckles.
Topher went to pick up one of the nearby portable carriers and soon returned. He set it on the floor then joined Benji in trying to figure out the buckles. "How about Daphne for the nickname? It's close enough to Daffodil, but more of a mainstream name that it won't raise as many eyebrows. As for the money thing, it wouldn't be too much of a problem. I've got plenty of ready to eat and one step stuff back in the dorm then I don't think I've got any major outings lined up where pitching in money would be necessary."
"Daphne. I... kinda like that," Benji said, unable to hold back a small smile. He knew he couldn't let himself get swept up in this fantasy, but it was already becoming difficult. "Chris, I have an unlimited credit line. You're not paying for anything," he stressed, finally getting the buckles fastened. "C'mon, let's check out and go to a store for clothes. Do you wanna push or should I?"
He probably could have initiated a back and forth match about the money situation, but didn't want to risk it. Animatronic or real, babies could pick up on that type of stuff. There were too many real risks present with a crying Daphne among them. So Topher remained quiet and just gave a small smile of his own. "Then we're in agreement with the nickname. As for the stroller, I'll handle it."
Benji nodded, standing back up. He made quick work of paying for the items, not even bothering to look at the cost, before turning back to Topher. "Baby store ideas? I mean, this decides everything. Do we want our baby to be Preppy? Hipster? Artsy? This is a big decision," he teased.
That got a laugh out of Topher and he responded, "Maybe a blend of our styles? I mean, I switch between prep and hipster on a dime. Then you look like you just left a fashion show in the best way possible. Got the king of swag over here, gracing us with his presence."
Benji turned away, hopefully hiding the fact that he was blushing. He hooked the shopping bag holding the carrier onto the stroller handle, then smiled. "Let's just... try Baby Gap? At least to start?"
"Yeah, Baby Gap to start with. But I do mean it with the king of swag thing. Care to teach me your ways?" Topher rattled off as he started to push the stroller out of the store. "I also meant what I said earlier. Maybe we'll be laughing about this by the end of the week."
"I could teach you if you really wanted," Benji replied with a giggle before immediately covering his mouth with his hand; why did Topher have to be so good at giving compliments? He could feel his heart beating out of his chest. "Please tell me we're not 'she a girl, so she wears pink' parents," he begged.
Topher gave a nod then immediately shook his head at the inquiry. "Pardon my French, but there is a snowball's chance in hell that I'm going to be that way. Clothes are clothes, colors are colors, and who are we to assign them to certain genders? Then in the words of some of my friends back home, what even is gender?"
“Baruch HaShem,” Benji muttered under his breath, walking the two of them to an aisle. “So we need PJs and three day outfits. And shoes. And accessories,” he added, already scouring one of the aisles.
If he was in his right mind, he probably would’ve realized that he was already doing exactly what he didn’t want to do—getting lost in the fantasy of being a family with Topher—but the first sight of pink ballet slippers in their doll’s size forced him to forget again. “Look at these!” He said excitedly, showing them to Topher. “Daphne can be a ballerina just like her dad!”
Topher gave a light chuckle as he glanced at the ballet slippers. "Yeah, that would be pretty cool. She'd literally be following in your footsteps," he joked before his attention drifted to a nearby rack of clothes. "Dude, there's a little blazer over there. I wore a blazer once and let me tell you, it felt like I was living all of my snooty author dreams. Plus, there's nothing wrong with being pretentious every once and awhile, as long as it's not overdone."
Benji set down the ballet shoes, then turned to the baby blazer. "Okay. I'm not gonna lie. That's really cute. It's the Summer though. I think it's too hot for a blazer..." Benji acknowledged, giving Topher a little frown. "Maybe something a little lighter?"
"You're right," Topher replied as he tried to find something more suitable for the summer. "I think I see a onesie over there with a rainbow stripe pattern. Who says pride month is over? Then there's a couple of superhero themed ones that could look adorable."
"Rainbow onesie? I love i--" Benji started, only to be cut off by the sound of Daffodil starting to wail. "Chris--help," he shouted, pulling up the hood of the stroller and unbuckling the doll from the seat as quickly as he could.
"It's okay, Daph. It's okay," he cooed as if it were a real child, switching his bracelet to 'feed' and trying to bounce her, starting panic when the crying didn't cease after a few seconds. "I changed her before we left. Does she want you, or should I try another setting?"
Topher immediately turned his attention right back to Benji and Daffodil. Panic immediately started to flood his heart when the crying started then it only increased when he noticed the same emotion on his best friend's face. "I'll try taking her. If that doesn't work, then we need to go through the other settings," he answered in a calm tone as he held his free arm out in the offer of taking the doll. "Hey Daphne, it's alright. We're right here. We're not going anywhere."
"Daphne, I'm giving you to Chris, okay?" Benji assured as he handed the doll over, becoming more panicked the longer the doll cried. Even though the real-life stakes of their doll crying were small, that didn't keep Benji from being worried. "Is it working?"
The Creative Writing major fiddled with the bracelet until he found the appropriate setting then did his best to keep himself calm. "It's okay Daphne," Topher reassured as he carefully bounced around just a bit and held her close. It took a few more moments before the crying slowed down and then the doll was quiet. "Apparently I'm as good with babies as I am with elementary school children."
"Baruch HaShem for that," Benji whispered, quickly getting lost at the sight of Topher comforting their baby. "You'd be a great dad. I can already tell," he said breathlessly before remembering that this wasn't a dream. Oh no, how long had he been staring at Topher like school boy?
"So. Rainbow onesie?" He said quickly as he turned to face the clothes rack, silently praying that Topher didn't notice how awkward he was being.
"Yeah, rainbow onesie or one of the superhero ones. Thank you very much and the same thing goes for you," Topher replied as he continued to hold Daphne. "I'll hold her for a bit a longer then put her back in the stroller. Course if she starts crying again then that plan can go out the window and I'll just keep holding her."
"Right. Of course," Benji replied, scouring through the onesies for one in Daphne's size. "This is definitely what she's gonna wear tomorrow," he said, throwing it over his arm, "And one of these for PJs, maybe?" He offered, holding up a grey bunny pajama onesie.
Topher hummed in agreement as he glanced up at what Benji was selecting. "I know she's only a robot, but I think she'd look adorable in just about anything really. Babies probably have that effect where they can pull off whatever outfit," he rattled off before he noticed a particular onesie. "Dude, there's one right by you that says level one human. Think it'd be perfect for the kid of two gigantic nerds?"
Benji looked where Topher was pointing, then laughed, picking up the onesie. "We're definitely getting that one too." He looked down at the three onesies--one PJs and the other two day outfits--in his arms, then turned back to Topher. "So we need one more onesie, then shoes. And maybe like a headband? I think I saw a cool one ove--" he started, jumping when the baby started to cry again.
Topher gave a nod of approval then carefully started switching through the different bracelet settings in order to see if any of them would help. When he landed right back where he started, he tried the cuddling and light bouncing approach again. It calmed the crying only slightly and immediately made concern appear on his face. "I can grab the headband if you're cool with taking over this mini investigation?"
Benji nodded and took the baby from him, bouncing it as he switched to the different settings on the bracelet. The crying slowed down for a quick moment, only for it to start back up again. And harder. "Christopher?" Benji called, panic in his voice. "It's okay, Daphne. It's okay," he kept whispering, obviously at a loss for what to do.
Topher soon returned with the headband and handed it to Benji before he offered up an arm to take Daphne again. He ran through the settings on the bracelet one more time until one caught his eye. "We might need to burp her since you just used the feeding setting if I'm not mistaken. Then either way, we can try changing her as a back up, just to be safe."
"Are you telling me there's actually an order to this? Great. More to remember," Benji replied, taking the headband and holding it against one of the outfits, smiling softly to himself, before looking back up. "I'm so glad you're here."
"Glad I got you here for this too," Topher agreed as he carefully burped Daphne. "But I'm operating under the assumption that there is an order to this. But I honestly think that with anybody else, probably would have lost my patience long before now. Guess it's because of the knowledge that we've got each others' backs?"
“To the ends of the earth,” Benji replied, a soft smile on his face. He bit his lip hard, the sight of Topher showing how good of a father he’s be sending a number of thoughts through his head, but eventually shook himself out of it, turning back to the shelves of the store. “Shoes then check out?” He said, wanting desperately to distract himself.
"Shoes then check out," Topher repeated in a tone filled with agreement. His mind just wouldn't stop racing and honestly, he needed a distraction of his own. "I'll grab the shoes real quick then meet you at the register? Three pairs of shoes for different days and all that related business," he rattled off then gave Benji a soft smile of reassurance.
Benji nodded and started to walk over to the register, grabbing a second headband that caught his eye from a shelf on his walk over. In the back of his mind, he knew there was no reason for him to spend this type of money on a doll they would only have for three days—even if the price was so small in the grand scheme of things that it wouldn’t matter—but he was still enjoying, and encouraging it.
Thankfully, he made it to the counter at that moment, meaning he wouldn’t have to think about the reasons behind his actions any longer. He started to check out, then smiled when the cashier complimented him on his clothing selections. “Thank you!” He replied, raising an eyebrow at the cashier’s next question. “Um... husband, actually,” he replied as casually as he could, deciding to play out his fantasy a bit—what Topher and the cashier didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them—“his name’s Chris. He actually ran to get Daphne some shoes.”
Topher soon reappeared with the shoes and had managed to get Daphne back in the stroller while he was gone. "Here are the shoes. Sorry it took me a bit, kind of slower than a turtle," he quipped then held up his cane as an explanation. The Creative Writing major aimed to lightly rest his head on Benji's shoulder while the cashier finished ringing everything up.
"Do you want to head for the food court and grab a quick bite or do you want to head back?" Personally, he had just enough energy to do one or the other and would probably gain his second wind shortly. Then there was the possibility of his mind deciding to royally screw him over with topics it just wouldn't drop and hadn't dropped since he'd arrived at Joie. But nobody here really needed to know all that now, did they? So he remained still for a few moments and closed his eyes before his attention flicked to Daphne as well as fixing the little things that might make the doll start to cry yet again.
"Food court would be lovely," Benji said, smiling as Topher rest his head on his shoulder. "I'm thinking a nice pretzel and maybe a hotdog? Yum. My treat," he said.
With one swipe of his credit card, he paid for the items, then picked up the bag and slid it onto the handle of the stroller next to the other one. "Plus I want to get Daphne into one of her new outfits. She's gonna look so cute!" He grabbed Topher's wrist and pulled lightly on it, wanting to leave the store. "Please?" he said, giving his best puppy dog pout.
Topher gave a hum of agreement as he followed after Benji and pushed the stroller along. "Yeah, we can make a pit stop by the food court," he responded. As they walked around in search of the food court, it took all of his energy to not start dwelling on this yet again. Who in the whole wide world had sent them this baby doll? Why them, of all people at Joie? But the silence that fell snapped him out of it and Topher remarked, "Sorry for not being the best conversationalist right now. But tell me, whatcha got on your mind?"
"Hmm?" Benji responded, his head on a swivel as he searched for the food court--he wasn't very used to actually having to go to the mall nowadays. "Right now, I'm just trying to find a way to have fun with this whole 'baby' thing," he half-lied. He had already found his fun in imagining this could actually come true some day. "Pretzels!" He said happily, finally seeing the sign for the pretzel kiosk at the front of the food court in the distance.
Topher had to resist the urge to lick his lips once they reached their destination and instead settled down on a nearby bench as he pulled the stroller close to him. He carefully removed Daphne then fiddled with the bracelet settings until he finally found what he was looking for. The slightly younger male held the doll close as he watched Benji. Of course, it wasn't too long before his heart picked up in speed like it did every time he bothered to look at a cute guy and his attention drifted back to Daphne.
Benji came back with their food items, as well as a jumbo pretzel that he intended to split with his best friend. "She's gonna be getting hungry, right?" he asked, gently running his hand down their baby's head as if to somehow help with soothing her. "I feel like she's usually hungry again by now, judging by this morning."
"I imagine she will be," Topher agreed as he resumed messing with the settings until he found the feeding one. "So it'll be ready in case she does start crying soon," he explained before his attention landed on the pretzel. "Alright, so what do you want to talk about now that we've gotten the objectives of the day accomplished?"
Benji shrugged and simply jutted out the pretzel for Topher to take part of. He knew what he wanted to talk about; the same thing he always did: the fact that he was desperately in love with his best, straight, friend. But he refused to think to about that right now. He wanted to cherish this time together. This was the closest to really being together that they two of them would ever be.
He was about to speak when an older woman who was walking by stopped and turned towards them, smiling brightly. "Well aren't you two the cutest? You look just like my son and his husband," the lady said, "And she looks just precious. What's her name?" She questioned, pointing at Daphne; from her angle, the doll looked just like a regular baby resting in Topher's arms.
"Thanks," Topher directed at both the woman as well as Benji after he'd gotten himself a piece of the pretzel. Those questions as well as the comments didn't do much to ease the near constant panic that lingered in the back of his mind. Not to mention that it created a true Gordian Knot of a situation or at least that's what it felt like in his opinion.
"Her name is Daphne. Hope your son and husband are doing well, the same goes for you," he rattled off with ease. Now the Creative Writing major could only hope that anything he said could be written off with ease. But there was one thing that he did want to explain slash create a fake one for first. "She's actually a baby doll. We're in a class together at the local college and the project is to look after a baby for three days." This was soon followed by a shrug as Topher's attention drifted back to those nonstop thoughts while his gaze flicked down to Daphne.
The older woman laughed lightly at Topher's explanation, doing a double-take at the baby as she realized that it was in fact just a doll. "Oh, the crazy things they have you kids do for lessons nowadays," she said with a content sigh. "And my eyes aren't the way they used to be, I suppose. At least I got the loving couple part right. Although that's not much to brag for--you can see the way you two look at each other a mile away! You don't find couples like that too often in your generation; you've got something special here." She gave a nod to punctuate her piece, then turned her head. "Nice talking you to you two! Such sweet boys..." she murmured, more to herself, as she walked away.
By this point, Benji was looking straight down at the floor, not wanting Topher to see how bright red his whole face had turned. He wanted to speak, but stayed silent, desperately wishing that he could somehow read what was going through his best friend's mind.
"Nice talking to you too," Topher responded as a farewell when he finally glanced up to meet the woman's gaze again. If the previous remarks hadn't caught his attention before, then these new ones definitely wouldn't let go of it. He looked back down at Daphne as he used the bracelet to feed her in the hopes of taking his mind off the chaos that had just been unleashed in his mind. There was a hell of a lot to potentially unpack from this exchange of words and Topher could only hope some of the hidden meanings remained locked away.
"Think I wouldn't have noticed the doll factor at first glance myself if I was in her shoes," he lightly quipped as he shrugged. "And I don't think my eyes are even that bad. But hey, cool that she's accepting. Definitely inspires a bit more faith in humanity at least."
"Definitely..." Benji whispered in reply, still trying to process everything the woman said to them. Was the way that he looked at Topher really that obvious? And if it was that obvious to a stranger, what if Topher had noticed too, but was just playing nice because he didn't want things to be awkward between the two of them? He knew Topher well enough by now to know that that was definitely something his best friend would do.
As he thought, he mindlessly scooted away from Topher a bit just in case his thoughts we right; he didn't want Topher to think he was one of those 'Predatory Gay' stereotypes that straight guys were always afraid of... he knew he needed to get over Topher, but his heart just wouldn't let him go.
Topher almost started in on another tangent about faith redeeming stories as well as people behind them, yet decided to save it for down the road. Instead he started to carefully burp Daphne once she was finished and remained tight-lipped. He honestly could have gone on at length about how he felt incredibly lucky to have such awesome people in his life and how they built up his faith in the human race everyday, Benji among them. But of course, there was a chance that a love letter could have written itself in between the lines and he just didn't want to play with fate today. "You want to head back in a bit? Think we got everything that we need.”
Benji bit his lip, thought for a moment, then nodded. What was once a nice time out had suddenly been engulfed in a near-tangible cloud of uncomfortableness, but as much as he tried, Benji had no real clue how to fix it. "Did... did she burp okay?" he asked, trying to give the two something to talk about. "She'll probably take a nap on the way home."
"Yeah, she did," Topher answered just as Daphne burped. He carefully placed her back in the stroller as he gave a nod of agreement. "Would you be cool with driving us back? I would, but I'm honestly worn out and the last time I was in a car while worn out, I ended up needing to use this." He gestured to his cane as he said that last part then removed his keys in order to hold them out.
"Yeah, I can do that," Benji responded as he took Topher's keys. "Take a nap on the car ride back."
-~-~-~-
"Chris? Can you tell me if my knees are completely straight? I can't see myself in the mirror," Benji called from his side of the room. While Topher was doing his homework, Ben was doing his homework as well, but, as someone studying dance and circus performance, instead of writing essays, he was trying to perfect his full mountain back bend.
Topher glanced up from his laptop before he responded, "Yeah, your knees are completely straight." He currently rested on his bed with Daphne propped on a couple of the pillows that he had and his laptop in front of him. "I honestly have no clue as to how you do that. It would take a miracle for me to be that flexible."
Benji slowly unwound himself until he reached a normal standing position then smiled, raising his arms to stretch as he spoke. "Practice mostly. It's really fun and freeing once you start to loosen yourself up. Plus guys just drool over it. I can't wait to show Austin," he added nonchalantly, bending down to touch his toes as his next stretch.
"Well, I imagine that Austin will be no different," Topher idly commented after he'd taken note about everything else Benji said. "How did that date go, by the way? Think we talked about it a bit the night of when you got back and forgive me for being nosy, but I want to be a good best friend. Also cause I kinda want to know the answer to the 'is he a gamer' question."
"It was really good!" Benji replied--he wasn't lying, it was a great date, but it still wasn't the person he wanted to go on a date with. "He's such a sweetheart and we're planning a second date for sometime soon. He is a gamer, but a casual one, so that's like... half a point towards his 'basically my perfect man' score card. Although he's an amazing kisser, so that definitely makes up for it. Ugh."
Topher hummed along in approval as he listened then closed his laptop in order to show Benji had his full attention. Of course, he came to regret it once the kissing detail hit his ears, but for reasons he just couldn't put his finger on. "That's cool. I honestly don't know what would happen if he either wasn't a fan or was just as much of a nerd as the two of us combined. But he sounds like a cool guy."
"Honestly, Chris? He's, like, so close to my perfect guy that it's crazy. Like, it almost feels too close to believe. Like, my biggest complaint is that he's only a casual gamer. D'you know what I mean?" He stood back up and walked over to Topher's bed, sitting on the corner of it. "He's just... almost perfect," he added with a sigh.
"I get what you mean, but then again, there is that whole 'no human being is perfect' thing as well as the 'our imperfections make us who we are and that's beautiful' thing. Basically all that positive self help stuff guidance counselors rattle off like it's going out of style," Topher answered with a light shrug. "As basically an outsider to the world of dating, sounds to me like you found your match. I hope you guys have a grand old time on your second date."
"I hope so too," Benji whispered, looking down as thoughts flooded through his mind. After a moment, he looked back up, wanting nothing more than for the thoughts to stop. "What about you? Thought more about asking Hannah out?" He asked, both out of distraction and out of hope that the answer was no.
"Not really," Topher responded as his tone dipped into a more absent-minded one. "Kinda been a bit too busy with other stuff, you know? Plus, dating and I don't really mix. Only had two girlfriends in the past and the break ups were messy as hell. Took a long time until we got back up to being friends."
Benji nodded, "That makes--" he started, only to be cut off by Daphne starting to wail. The noise caught him off guard and made him jump, but as soon as the shock was out of the way, he had already turned on his bracelet and pulled the baby doll into his arms, bouncing her as he shuffled through the settings. "It's okay, Daphne... It's okay, baby..." he whispered repeatedly, his tone growing more panicked as she continued to cry.
Topher held his hands out in order to take Daphne as his own eyes widened with panic. "It's alright guys," he repeated over and over in his usual calm tone. Sure, the concern was unbelievably real when it came to both his best friend as well as their doll daughter, but if he took the time to dwell on it then precious moments would be wasted. "We're right here Daph. It's okay darling," he reassured.
Benji passed Daphne off to Topher, but her cries only grew louder. "I don't know what's wrong," Benji stressed, the cries starting to stress him out further. "I went through all the settings and she's still crying. She's never cried this hard before. Chris, fix it!"
"I don't know either, but slow your roll for just a moment," Topher started as he got to work on running through his own bracelet's settings while his mind raced a mile a minute with various thoughts as well as potential reasons that this was happening.
"Panic won't help anybody in this situation, okay? Now, let's think about this for a bit. We've fed her, burped her, and changed her all in the past few hours. She doesn't want to be alone, but also doesn't want one of us in particular."
"Okay, then what does she want?" Benji asked, covering his ears to try to muffle Daphne's wails at least a bit. The doll was essentially screeching at this point, and unlike his counterpart, Benji did not take this kind of pressure very well. He could feel himself getting more overwhelmed by the moment. "Chrissss," he begged, pleading for him to come to a solution.
The solution was right on the tip of Topher's tongue, but hell, he didn't want to say it out loud. Of course, there was the fact that his family and friends always came first. There wasn't a thing in the world that he wouldn't do for Benji and even though Daphne was doll, he did have to admit he'd grown attached to her already. "Ben, listen to me. Maybe we should try holding her at the same time. I have no idea how in the whole wide world we're going to pull it off, but it's worth a try."
Benji nodded wildly, scrambling to get next to him in the bed. Yes, the end of their shopping trip earlier that day had left some awkwardness in the air, but after dealing with minutes of their baby wailing its head off, Benji was willing to do anything to make it stop--awkwardness be damned. He laid down on the bed and opened his arms wide. If Topher laid down next to him and placed Daphne in the middle, they could both hold her without squishing her or tipping her over. "Like this?"
"Yeah, like that," Topher confirmed. He shifted away for just a moment in order to hurriedly place his laptop under one of the pillows that Daphne had been resting on just a few minutes ago. "I can move it later," he remarked under his breath.
A light yawn worked up and escaped his mouth once he officially laid back down. Of course, the whole 'sharing a bed with his best friend' thing did put his mind on edge a hint once again, yet it was nothing compared to how tired he felt after this long day. "Night Ben, night Daph," Topher murmured as sleep slowly took hold over him.
Benji breathed a sigh of relief when Daphne's crying finally stopped, then turned his head slightly, surprised to see that Topher was planning on the three of them sleeping in the same bed like this. Of course, Benji was far from complaining--he couldn't even count how many dreams he had of the day coming where something similar to this would happen--but he could barely believe it; he wanted to pinch himself. He moved himself slightly so that his head was on Topher's arm and his arm that was not holding Daphne was wrapped around his best friend, then closed his eyes.
Comfortable, he gave a content sigh. "Goodnight, Chris."
-~-~-~-
Morning eventually rolled around and Topher honestly wasn't too surprised when he woke up in the middle of his bed. He had tendencies to toss and turn during the night, especially if dreams were added into the equation. Sleep was carefully rubbed out of his eyes as he took note of the fact that Daphne had been moved during the night too. The doll securely rested against his chest, but his tired mind didn't register the bonus arm draped across his waist until he turned slightly. His gaze rested on Benji's sleeping form, which was adorable on the one hand yet set off multiple red alerts in the back of his mind. "Ben? Ben? Earth to Benji Clarington?"
"Mmm... Chris..." Benji whined, still in a dream. He stirred slightly, instinctively cuddling Topher closer to him, before he slowly opened his eyes. He blinked a few times before he was awake enough to realize the position he was in, but as soon as he processed the situation, he let go of Topher's waist and scooted back, darting his eyes away.
On the one hand, part of Topher wanted to tell Benji that he didn't have to do that. He tended to get cold at night anyway, regardless of the season. But the panic that gnawed at his mind just wouldn't leave him be. Instead, he gave his best friend what he hoped was a reassuring enough smile as he carefully sat up with Daphne in one arm then held his laptop under the other as he shuffled over to plug it in at his desk. He soon returned to his bed and laid back down with a yawn from the lingering sleepiness. "You don't have to leave," he muttered. "I get cold."
Benji stayed silent as he watched Topher move. The entire time, he was worried that he had finally ruined their friendship. Thoughts like, 'If Chris didn't think I was a 'Predatory Gay' before, there was no question that he does now,' piling up in his head. He started to plan his path to get up and leave, possibly even try to sleep at Hunter's for the rest of the night, but all those intrusive thoughts slowed when Topher smiled at him--and when Topher told him he didn't have to leave, they stopped entirely.
"...O-Okay," Benji whispered, not sure what else to say. Was Topher letting him do this? Cuddling on the couch was a normal thing for the pair, but spooning in a shared bed... that was something else entirely--or at least Benji thought.
Topher pushed the blankets down then carefully pulled them up and over the trio. Sure, he would probably be blowing a gasket over this much later in the day, but that was a problem for future Topher. He was still unbelievably tired after playing up the fatherly role. Not to mention that his mind randomly chiming in with side comments about cute guys and how handsome Benji was didn't do much to help matters either. For the time being though, he needed rest and as much as he could possibly get. "Goodnight again you guys."
Benji hesitated for a moment, then slowly wrapped himself around Topher again, pulling him close much like the position they woke up in. Thankfully, Benji's head was behind Topher's because, otherwise, he would not have been able to play off or explain the giant smile that was splayed across his face. It was a small thing, and he knew it would never be the same as the relationship with his best friend that he had spent the last 7 years fantasizing about, but it still made him happy--at least for now.
"Goodnight, Chris," he whispered. "We love you."
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