#deranged again everyone ♥️

[redr0sewrites]

Can you write Vox x reader where like the reader just says like really unhinged things and just like vile things whenever they rage and stuff like the internet could be slow or smth and the reader is just like “IM GOING TO RIP OFF MY SKIN” idk man I’m kinda just self projecting rn like you can right anything with it tbh idk sorry for rambling anyway you don’t have to do this if you don’t wanna

THIS IS SO MEEEEE I LOVE THIS IDEA SM!!! sorry it took me a hot minute to reply to this i have over 70 hazbin hotel requests in my inbox 😭

🥀Cw: fluff, crack, silly vox

when he first met you, vox was charmed by your seemingly sweet nature- that is, until you were pissed

your unholy screech of how you were going to rip off your skin if he cut the wifi again was both endearing and confusing in his eyes

vox would just short circuit for a second, just blinking at you while he tries to process what you just said

once it clicks, he just starts giggling. vox very rarely genuinely laughs, most of his laughs are professional or part of the persona he adopts as the leader of vox enterprises, but when he's so shocked by what you just said, he can't control the booming laughter thay fills the room

he's wheezing and gasping, each barking laugh only pissing you off more

"what's so funny? if you keep laughing i am going to fucking break ur fingers like carrot sticks!" you snap, and vox only giggles harder

after a few seconds, you can't help but notice how adorable his laughter is, and soon you don't mind it as much

once you two are officially together, you notice how stressed vox often is, yet how he seems to visibly relax around you

the batshit crazy things you say, which normally disgusts other people, only seem to amuse him

its actually a wonderful dynamic because you bring some spontaneity and slight insanity into vox's otherwise irritating and depressing lifestyle, and vox balances out the crazy things you say and calms you down every time

you often find yourself searching for new phrases to baffle him with, and for new ways to make him laugh

after vox has a stressful day, he enjoys just listening to you ramble about the most insane things and adores hearing whatever fucked up saying you've adopted recently

vox notices himself beginning to copy your speech patterns. he only begins to realize when he slips in an exceptionally odd metaphor into a work meeting and everyone stares at him, yet his heart skips a beat at the thought

there's something so charming to him about the fact that he's adopting your mannerisms, and you truly make him laugh when no one else can

whenever another one of the vees pisses him off, he always comes to you for advice on incredibly deranged comebacks, and you never disappoint!

he's won multiple arguments by just repeating one of your fucked up sayings and the other vees being too lowkey shocked to disagree

vox LOVES IT when you diss people he hates, hearing you ramble some fucked up insults about alastor made him fall in love with you all over again

"that worm on a string fucked up karen cut bob looking ass- if i see him around here again im going to eat a fucking brick" *cue vox looking at you with the biggest heart eyes*

overall, you are both menaces, but you're menaces in love ♥️

vox lay with his head in your lap, the blue light of his screen illuminating the dim room as you rambled mindlessly about your day.

"and THEN, this fucking asshole tried to flirt with me! ME!! as if he doesn't know were dating! ugh, it makes me feel like i have an entire beehive living beneath my skin. i swear if he even looks at me again im going to lick wet cement i can NOT deal. how can you even work with him? he's such a fucking CREEP voxy, i'm going to cut off those ugly ass wings and shove them so far down his throat- hey, are you even listening?"

you look down to see vox half asleep, his eyelids drooping as his light dimmed. "keep talking.." he murmurs, looking up at you with a lazy smile on his face. "you're my favorite person t' listen to.."

i love the idea of vox with a partner who challenges his very idea of power. he clearly wraps himself in a sort of persona, surrounding himself with powerful people and acting like he's so serious and important. i love the idea of him falling in love with someone who can break down his walls in seconds, someone who can dismantle his entire bravado act and who allows him to truly be himself. this is such a wonderful prompt and i am eating this up. nonnie ur awesome!!!!

#vox x reader #vox x you #vox x oc #vox x y/n #vox fluff #vox headcanons #vox headcanon #vox imagine #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox x oc #hazbin hotel vox x you #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel x oc #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #vox my beloved #the vees

[se1f]

I'm so sorry if it's a manifesting based question and you don't have to answer it if you don't want to

So I feel like I've been living in a loop for 3 yrs now I've tried everything loa,void everything...deep down I know I deserve so much better and I also believe I can get it I just don't know exactly how...new year's coming I really don't wanna live like this I honestly just wanna end it but what then? I've to live again, another life then another then another.... I just want myself in a better place and I'm sorry if it feels like a trauma dump but I'm so tired of everything... I see everyone here living their best lives and people around me too and I just feel unlucky ugly and what not... I wanna realize self and also live a good life..how can I go about that?

Also English isn't my first language but I tried my best ♥️ and I love you and your work I resonate with you sm

please dont feel sorry at all for sending this in! it is completely alright <33

speaking from the perspective of another seeming human being- you do deserve it all. life can be complicated, and the act of comparing yourself to others can definitely cause some troubled feelings to arise. this step isnt necessary, but i would recommend you to love yourself! see your worth! you seem to be very dedicated in achieving the life you deserve, and i believe thats something to be very proud of. not only does your perseverance reflect your strength, but of your beauty. im not speaking of the deranged societal beauty standards that exist. i am referring to the beauty of your humanity. the refusal to give up. to keep walking the path of existence in a world that can be so frightening. many times, one does not truly wish to perish into dust, but for their suffering to be remedied. i do hope you are being supported at this time, and receiving any type of aid that may ease your troubles.

know that there is nothing to realize, as you are already THAT. while you do seemingly appear to be just a human being- you are more than that. words cannot even being to describe you, as you are beyond them. you are everything, and no-thing. what is appearing to happen before you, isnt actually occurring. it is just an illusion. there is nothing actually happening. that is why there is nothing to even change. the life you are trying to attain, and the life you seemingly experience now, are the same. both are an illusion. for THAT, there is no difference between forms. THAT doesn't really have a preference. neither life is better nor worse. it just is.

if nothing is truly happening, then does that not mean time is also an illusion? why wait for the new year? for THAT, everything is instantly THAT. THAT already has everything the illusionary you could wish for. realize there is no-body here to "get" anything. why would you wait for the validation of XYZ's existence through something that doesn't even exist? doesn't that seem silly? THAT pervades all illusionary senses, meaning sight, hearing, touch, smell- etc. once THAT knows XYZ is, then so it is. the illusionary human body is limited, it can never compare to THAT. so why allow it to dictate what is "real" or not? there is no waiting, you only wait because you seemingly think you are this body.

it does not matter what you seemingly think/believe to be true- or even sense. it can never affect THAT (unless "you" want it to). what you seemingly desire, already is. i hope this helped, even in the slightest!! i recommend checking out my masterlist, as the reblogs/posts are organized. you got this anon!! i know it's been hard, but know that it will be sweet from here on out!! i know it will be :)

#asks

[hekateinhell]

“I can't believe my alternate Devil's Minion posting brought you into my inbox and not my 'Marius/Armand/Lestat + Lestat & Armand being brothers' smut posting” that’s because I MISSED IT. For some reason Tumblr has been doing me dirty lately and usually shows me either old posts or posts that I’ve already seen at the top of my feed and there’s so much incredible stuff I miss unless I take the time to check ppl’s blogs individually (which in your case I’ll gladly do ofc 🥰). ANYHOW. I’m caught up now, back to business. In my head Lestat and Armand are always competing for Marius’ attention/approval (the Succession anon was REALLY onto something here omg), and things tend to get frisky when Marius ultimately ends up favoring Lestat/lets him get away with shit he’d never let Armand get away with. A major Lestat fuck up that ends with Marius laughing it off and calling him a brat prince/damned creature is equivalent to 2 daily whipping sessions for 5 consecutive days for Armand. So the thought of Marius bending them both to his will while outrageously favoring Lestat and saving the worst for Armand while Lestat initially has the time of his life but then his competitive streak starts to kick in once he notices how much Armand’s genuine desperation to please Marius actually GETS to Marius and starts rewarding him… it does things to me, I won’t lie 🥹 “But it leads me back to my thought of Armand baby-trapping Lestat with one of his own nieces or nephews during the French Revolution.” WITH ONE OF HIS OWN WHAT??WHEN??? Imagine Armand holding two mini Lestat clones on both arms while all three of them look at him like 🥺🥺🥺 “provide? 👉👈” and Lestat now has a whole ass family to take care of. I NEED IT. Missed you too! xoxo DA

DA here again, brain won’t stop conjuring up images🫣 what if Marius started getting a little too rough with Armand (even for his standards, which as we know are pretty damn rough already) which made Lestat feel extremely protective of him but unsure about what to do next WHICH would of course be noticed by Marius so he’d end up getting some of Armand’s blows as punishment but he’d take them like a champ for his ahem, brother. And then Armand would lick his wounds clean while they both hold each other and cry 🫠

Work melted my brain and I forgot to check my ask box for a few days, but oh what a lovely Friday treat! 🤧♥️

Where do I even begin? 🥹

Tbh the most scandalous aspect of all of this is the visual of Armand looking all barefoot and pregnant, holding two blond babies while making his canonical Puss in Boots eyes at Lestat (like he isn't an entire deranged Satanic cult leader).

And you know what? You and I and everyone else knows it would work as long as Gabrielle wasn't around to shut that shit down. Shame, because Lestat deserved to be trapped with two kids and a husband that's incurably psychosexually obsessed with him by the ripe old age of twenty-two (this is my hill to die on today). Armand rocking those babies and going, "Would you really refuse me now after I have saved your own flesh and blood from the guillotines? 🥺"

Instead of being disgusted like Louis was, Lestat would be simultaneously terrified and enamored (it's his Armand default, he can't help it). The debate of whether Armand truly does have more morals than Lestat when it comes to turning children can be sorted out once and for all.

NOW LET'S TALK MARIUS.

Not to get too meta when we're talking smut lmao but I feel that in general, Marius is one of those people that the more he loves you, the more you suffer (Lestat is too, and also Armand pre-his 'healed at Trinity Gate' era).

So on the surface, it appears that Lestat is the favorite but in the end Armand gets more of Marius's attention and frustrations. Lestat's way too competitive to take that lying down (so to speak), and maybe it reminds him too much of his childhood and it's upsetting!

But you're right, Lestat is actually extremely gentle and tender when it comes to Armand! At least compared to how he treats Louis, David, etc. Remembering how he lets Armand cling to him in BC while he cries and then Lestat kisses him. 🥹 And Armand is also protective/possessive of him! Nobody gets to hurt Lestat (except Armand).

The only thing better than Lestat crying is both of them crying together and licking up each other's tears. 🥵 But it's a good crying, like 70% of their present-day issues stem from Marius directly or indirectly, so it's sort of poetic that him hurting both of them would give them something to bond over.

Maybe Daddy does know best sometimes. 🙏🏼

#thank you for these little love (kinky) letters DA sorry it took me a minute have a good friday <333 #dungeon anon #you ask and hekate answers #armand/lestat #lestat/armand/marius

[tokikiko]

YOU’RE LIKE ME. . . [Desperate]

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune chapter 2 spoilers #kris deltarune #spamton #susie deltarune #deranged again everyone ♥️ #and I’ve made the puppet man into a fnaf 3 animatronic #doods

[il-predestinato]

LOVE LOVE love your series with "set my midnight sorrow free" and the sequel fic! in your comments you said you want to write more lestappen (PLEASE DO!!), wondering what are your top 3 or 5 plots or ideas you migh want to write!! thank youu again for sharing your writing!

Thank you so much, kind anon! ♥️ Honestly, I really want to find the time to write all of these, but it's going verrrry slowly. These are the Lestappen pieces I'm trying to find time to work on:

1. Modern fairytale AU: Set in current F1 season, but magic is real. Max has the pettiest fairy godmother team principal. Christian gets all pissy at Charles for some reason ("stupid demon child crashed on purpose to get pole in Monaco... that pole belongs to Max!") and goes all evil stepmother on him.

Christian tricks Charles into eating a poisoned apple banana, or maybe pricking his finger on a wheel nut - and BAM - Charles is now Sleeping Beauty; Christian denies everything. Ferrari is devastated. And Max... well, he's fucking pissed. That's his crush rival and how DARE someone do this. He's hellbent on reversing the curse... but there's only one way: TRUE LOVE'S KISS (it's a fairytale, okay?).

But like who the fuck is Charles's true love?? Ensue hilarity as Max tries to get a bajillion people to kiss Charles. Like he tries EVERYONE: former teammates/team principals/one-night stands/family... ("Just fucking do it!" "Max, you realize I'm Charles's brother?!" "SO WHAT? REMEMBER ELSA AND ANNA?")

It's all futile. Max is becoming deranged (and jealous b/c everyone is kissing Charles... esp those who try to linger), Charles is doomed to stay in a coma forever - except wait, Max is the only one left who hasn't tried to kiss him yet... (from the beginning, he's ruled himself out; "Oh, Charles hates me, and I definitely hate him... I'd be the last person.") Whatevs, fuck it, he’s desperate and goes for it...

2. Retirement fic/Future fic: Probably a sequel to "set my midnight sorrow free". Based on Max saying he wants to race 10 or 15 years with Charles. Inspo song would be "Long Live" by Taylor Swift (seriously, check out the lyrics - this is Lestappen's retirement song).

Just over 10 years (but not quite 15) into it all, they're already living legends, each with a couple of championships - maybe Charles is leading by one at this point. Prime of their fucking career, no signs of slowing down, going for Lewis's records, shooting disgusting heart eyes at each other.

Penultimate race of the season, they're head to head in the championship, when it happens: Charles suddenly feels lightheaded, forces his car off track to avoid a worse crash, hits the wall hard. Massive medical emergency: red flag, he's pulseless, CPR starts, airlifted to hospital, where he's resuscitated. Cause found to be underlying cardiac arrhythmia, or maybe dilated cardiomyopathy... gets fitted with pacemaker +/- ICD, but he can't race ever again; it's his life vs. racing. He retires, convinces Max to finish the final race (Max does and wins the world championship... it's more bitter than sweet).

Max goes on to race for 1-2 more seasons, ends up surpassing Charles in # of world championships. Charles still travels to every race - Max REFUSES to leave him at home (he won't admit it, but he's fucking terrified that Charles will fall asleep and not wake up, he develops a bad habit of waking up in the middle of the night just to make sure Charles is still breathing... it's angsty but sweet too). Winning just doesn't feel the same without Charles on the track, that pure love for racing has faded, so he too retires before his time. Just like that - two legends gone but never forgotten, and the sun has set in paradise. They didn't get 15 years, but they'll get the rest of their lives, so... no regrets.

3. Soulmates AU (aka. Max Verstappen’s relationship with the colour red over the years): You can see every colour except for the colour that belongs to your soulmate (e.g. their favourite colour, or the colour that represents them/means the most to them) until you kiss your soulmate for the first time. So Max has never seen the colour red - it looks like a dull grey: sunrise, sunset, fire, apples, Ferrari, the colour of Charles’s racesuit. Red sucks, okay? Worst colour ever. Stupid soulmate.

He’s tries kissing a few people who might be the ONE - nope, nada. (”Lando, maybe we’re soulmates.” “WTF, how would that work if neither of us can see red?” “Fuck, I don’t know, just kiss me.” Yeah, they’re dumber than a bag of rocks, until Lando discovers that Carlos is the reason he couldn’t see red... poor Max is still alone.) Meanwhile, Charles is obnoxious in his red ugly grey racesuits, red ugly grey caps, and red super fugly grey Ferrari, but he’s the only thing distracting Max from how lonely he feels, while everyone else is finding their soulmates left and right.

Except there’s so many hints but he’s a dumbass...little hints, like Charles reading the label when asked to pass the blue marker, or that Ferrari hourglass challenge where he calls his own eyes yellow instead of green. ‘Cause blue is Max’s colour - the colour that Charles can’t see. Max is falling for him anyway, but in the moment before they’re about to kiss, he has a lightbulb moment and it dawns on him - all those little hints. He KNOWS that it’s Charles even before they kiss. (“I’m about to change how you see the world.” “Wow, Max, can anything contain your ego?”) They close their eyes, kiss, and open their eyes to a whole new world - it’s fucking disgustingly beautiful. Red? Best colour ever.

Oh wow... sorry, had a stroke, went full-on word diarrhea. 😂

#lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #fic ideas #anon #elle.ask #elle.txt

[yandere-romanticaa]

It's literally 4 in the morning where I am and I cannot fall asleep because I just had a very vivid and realistic nightmare and I'm going to tell you guys all about it ♥️ I'll put the trigger warning just in case, but there's a brief mention of rape! ALSO FUN FACT, I actually woke up at 3:33 AM (witching hour as someone told me) and I just find that a little 😫

This dream probably didn't mean anything but if anyone is willing feel free to interpret it for me!

Let me paint you a pitcure - it's a dark weekend evening. Most of the lights in your street are out, no one is around me besides my two friends. We're just talking, laughing, o think we were going to go hang out with the rest of the gang but we heard someone mumbling something inside a nearby living. Worried, we decide to check it out and we saw some man with a purge mask and cane laying down a dark basement, the only source of light being the moonlight that illuminated from the little window above him. His back was turned to us and I asked him if he was hurt and that's when all Hell broke loose. He suddenly jumped and started to chase us, he was shouting how "daddy was going to get us" and how we're done for. My two friends, Cute Astrology girl and Art Hoe Emo girl, along with myself were out of our fucking minds and we started sprinting like crazy but I was the slowest because of course I was. He never said anything about rape himself but I could see it in his eyes, he looked like some deranged animal that was going to hurt all three of us. He was getting really close to me it was so scary 😫

Luckily for me though there was a little bit of darkness where we were I was and managed to duck under a table of a nearby coffee shop. The man was pissed that he couldn't find me and just ran ahead after my friends.

I decided to lay low in the cafe but before I could even get to the bathroom, D suddenly attacked me. I'm calling this guy D because his name starts with a D and this guy is a DICK that NO ONE likes.... Seriously, he's really fucking annoying lmao, our gang makes MEMES about this. D started to throw tables at me and tried to grab my neck but I always managed to get away, And I blocked all his tables away with the other table I was able to grab in time. He was beyond angry, he was aiming all over the place. Suddenly, Smol Baby enters the cafe, she's typing and texting away on her phone without a care in the world. I shout like a mad woman that she needs to bite D, and Smol Baby obliged because she's like that. We managed to pin D across some pillar or wall, I was holding him and Smol Baby was biting his hand. I told her to run and she did. I started to press my nails again his arms, I was struggling to keep him in place. Just before some blood was supposed to trickle out I woke up.

My finger actually hurts now because I was subconsciously pressing my nail against it and that stuff HURTS 🥲

The reason why I name dropped Cute Astrology girl, Art Hoe Emo girl and Smol Baby is because everyone in our gang has dreams about each other, but some dream certain individuals more often.

I'm probably going to laugh at this post in the morning but I was so scared when I woke up avhtsaxvgfew I can't evennnnnn

I already feel a little better now that I typed this out, and the song "Get out Alive" by three days grace is a fitting theme song for this dream

To anyone that actually bothered to read this, I will kiss you. ❤️💋 Good night people.

#ana rambles #nightmare