#desmond is NOT eating that

[bitter-panacea]

This is definitely not kosher

#should i tag this? #eh whatever #professor layton #azran legacy #desmond is NOT eating that

[sulfies]

“It will pass soon amò, always does…”

Poor Desmond getting extreme bleed or/and apple visions

#ezio auditore #desmond miles #assassin's creed #poor desmond he suffers under my hands #its ok he gets a hot italian bf out of it #i eat angst for breakfast #Id like to think he almost goes catatonic in some of these visions and just has to sit thru em #i should mention I do not know a lick of Italian so pet name ideas are always appriciated #art

[principledpropo]

Does she… hate her children? Despise having to be involved in any way - does the action of simply discussing Damian piss this woman off?

Because if so, then god damn I love it, because we get to see the truly perfect antithesis to Loid and Yor.

The Forgers aren’t perfect, but the way they involve themselves in Anya’s life is beautiful. It’s warm and loving while teaching her to make and respect boundaries (that’s difficult for a telepath lmao), but their walls almost always come crashing down the second they find themselves alone in each other’s company. Loid may be strict and Yor may be a little too enthusiastic, but every action they take for Anya is for her sake, and every mistake they make is an experience they immediately learn from to better raise Anya.

The Desmonds aren’t physically abusive, nor do they scream nor degrade their kids. Both Desmond scions are clearly well-off, having wealth and service in spades. Everything they could ever want, at the snap of their fingers. Except their parent’s love and attention. Donovan sees his sons as tools to further his name and goals, while Melinda (and this is just conjecture) shows shades of a woman who never wanted children and is searching for ways to live and enjoy her life free of their burden.

(Little tangent, but people, women especially, shouldn’t be saddled with kids if they do not wish to. Their body, their choice, and no one should ever say otherwise. That being said, when the child is born, the parent has a lifelong responsibility to that child, and regret is no longer an option. I see so many parents who practically begged to have kids, but ended up resenting them, and in turn their kids grow and feel the same way to them. You can never let your children feel like they are a mistake. Never.)

To Donovan, his children are materials that can be shaped into weapons for his political gain and clout. To Melinda, (again, just a hunch), they are nuisances she can’t be bothered to deal with.

But Loid and Yor, who don’t share a single drop of blood with Anya? Who created and joined their family for self-protection? They can’t stop themselves - they shower Anya with love. They can’t spoil her with gifts like Becky and Damien get, but they never starve Anya of what matters most: their love, their time, and their energy. Anya is an esper - if she grew up with people like Desmonds, she’d know immediately she was unloved. Hell, she has! Returned to foster homes again and again. So it is beautiful that a girl who can read her parent’s anxieties and fears has never once heard them think she was a mistake (well other than that first episode with Loid lol). They have had every opportunity to grow resentful of Anya, but they never have. They think the world of her. Mr. “It’s for the mission” Twilight bends over backwards on a whim for his daughter. Yor “I won’t let my daughter die in school” Forger would commit war crimes if she even thought her precious child got a boo boo.

The Desmonds, at best, see their children as investments and at worst mistakes. But no matter what Anya does, good or bad, it doesn’t ever change their perspective of her.

She isn’t just a cover child to them. She’s their daughter, and they’d shake heaven and earth for her when the Desmonds can’t even be bothered to attend their son’s orientation day.

#spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #anya forger #donovan desmond #melinda desmond #damien desmond #the forgers #FORGER SUPREMACY #EAT SHIT THIS IS WHAT A REAL FAMILY LOOKS LIKE #AN OVERWORKED SPY #A CLUELESS ASSASSIN #AND THEIR GOBLIN TELEPATH DAUGHTER #WITH THEIR PROPHETIC DOG #INFORMANT UNCLE #SECRET POLICE UNCLE #OBSESSED SPY AUNT #IRON WOMAN AUNT #THIS IS THE BEST FAMILY #FUCK YOU #bond forger #not fuck you bond #but i forgot to place him there #my fault #lmao

[earthwormsarehighinvitamins]

Bunch of sketches from over the past week plus some HCs because gosh darn it these fools need more lore. And yes, it goes without saying that they sleep in a comically large bed

#Toontown #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #dana s charme #dopa #buck wilde #dold #desmond kerosene #derrick hand #fingers crossed tumblr doesn’t eat the quality of these

[sparrow-in-boots]

#i dunno man #more of a color and outfit ref than anything else lmao #also what if.... i held your paw..... while i thoughts about your riddle a bit so you don't fucking eat me......... #lions can be so stupid big like holy shit #i always forget #assassin's creed #assassins creed #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #subject 16 #riddles and cypher au #pardal does art

[sneaky-eel]

I don’t think they want the carrots Desmond

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #altair ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #it’s hard to see but ezio is a bear #Connor is a wolf #and Altair is a imperial eagle #Desmond is a bunny #but I was tempted to make him a house cat #my art #Desmond you led them right to you #for shame #they’ll eat all your carrots #surely that is what they are after #I needed a banner for tumblr and ended up with three

[mackirate]

Hideout

#codextober #my fave part of the whole ac franchise is being able to make desmond eat a sandwich #desmond miles #assassin's creed fanart #ac brotherhood #Assassin's Creed Brotherhood #my art

[teecupangel]

Had such a stupid idea/mental image.

Desmond reborn as worm. But wait, where does the worm show up? Eating his way out of the Apple of fuckin Eden like any worm would!

I just don’t even know what would happen next but I’m positive it’d be hilarious

Well… we can set this up to be the beginning of this Desmond as a Huge Ass Worm idea from before?

That way, the twist would be that the worm could actually turn into a huge worm.

Honestly, this ask just makes me remember the whole “would you still love me even if I was a worm?” XD

For this one, I think it would be funny if Desmond is found eating the Apple by Al Mualim and Malik while the Templars were storming Masyaf. They, of course, didn’t expect Desmond to have eaten it. They thought he had simply wiggled his way into the case because there was a small opening that a worm his ‘size’ could fit into.

That was fine with Desmond, he wiggles his way to where he saw the gold in this strange worm vision he now has.

(It took hours though because… well… worms aren’t known to be fast in the first place anyway)

When he gets there, his guess was right and the gold was Altaïr, sleeping in what counts as the ‘hospital’ in the fortress.

Without the Apple to create illusions for Altaïr, Desmond supposed he had been punished… the ‘usual way’.

He stays near Altaïr’s head and curls around himself.

And has no idea what to do when Altaïr wakes up.

(His worries are for naught because Altaïr wakes up and sees him as gold. He has no idea why but he keeps him anyway… he learns later on why when he’s being pursued by crusaders while traveling)

With Ezio, I like the idea that they found him asleep after eating half of the Apple that was being transported to Venice. Mario thinks the Apple is broken (it is) and Leonardo finds the worm fascinating. Ezio touches him once and Desmond realize that, by eating the Apple, he got the Apple’s ability XD

With Ratonhnhaké:ton, George Washington opens the box where the Apple should be and finds the remains of an Apple (which he didn’t recognize because why would he?) and a worm. Thinking that the worm just got inside the box and whatever was originally in the box wasn’t there anymore or had been destroyed, he gave the box to one of his men to categorize it as another ‘confiscated item’. From there, the story revolves around Desmond’s adventure to finally get to the homestead XD

#yeah ratonhnhaké:ton only gets him during the end of ac3 #because the dlc is the only time he got into contact with an apple #unless we changed this up and have desmond #eat the skull crystal that juno was going to use to talk to ratonhnhaké:ton #that would mean desmond has fucked up so badly #that he had unintentionally stopped ratonhnhaké:ton from becoming an assassin #assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[plposting]

How was she supposed to know? It was only a very Obvious Suspicious Red Stain.

A little context here: This is Layton Bros Des! I wanted to try my hand at a very simple comic and It kinda bloomed into this haha. Jubey in this au is a litle streetrat informant for Des and it's not uncommon for her to butt in on his investigations. She can be a hindrance as much as a help, but she likely doesn't much better to do either way. Des would much prefer if she'd stay out of his business, but puts up with it.

#professor layton #desmond sycamore #oc: jubey #professor layton oc #pl oc #gens art #Layton Bros au #probably not the content u wanted out of this au but KASDHKJ again it just kinda happened and I've been chipping away at this for a hot sec #sooo #take it as an omen for maybe doing more of these for the au #second time ive drawn jubey eating something she shouldnt shes like a unmonitored puppy getting into the sock drawer

[sophapop]

Man in the mirror 🪞🎭

Happy Sycamore Sunday fellas >:)

#it’s sycamore sunday babyyyyy #sycamore sunday #professor layton #desmond sycamore #pl #des #jean descole #prof layton #layton series #layton #professor layton fanart #fanart #my art #my stuff #EAT YPUR FOOD COME AND GET IT #I kinda rushed this so uhhh plz blow this up #thankiesss

[kingbob2-0]

@teecupangel gonna put the slugcat au art over here so the ask doesn’t become 500 reblogs long.

It’s only letting me put one pic at a time for some reason, sooo- here’s Desmond! And all the objects he’s (hoarded) kept throughout the years.

i didn’t want him to look exactly like the survivor, so I gave him some patterns (the red v and mantle/frill is supposed to resemble his hoodie somewhat.) his color pallet (also on screen) was picked directly from his character model, minus the burns.

#I ended up giving him pikachu ears #I’ve got a bunch of other drawings #But this is my favorite #So far #the yellow spot is what color he would glow after eating a neuron #If he could do that #The scars are a carryover from his death #The other scars are mostly random #Tumblr stop glitching out and let me post the rest damn you! #Slugcat!desmond

[sulfies]

ight I need you to write a fic with that desmond/ezio drabble you made rn

Best I can do is another small blurb for the poor hungy orphans🫡 CostumeChange desmond part1 here

——

”So…”

They were seated across from one another, Desmond's foot tapping on the floor rhythmically.

”So?”

Ezio’s arms were crossed, posture relaxed now that he knew he didn't have an enemy spy ready to butcher his disciples. Since he could take in the other person and the situation properly, It was hard to not find it funny.

”How long did you, really, think you could pull this…”

Desmond sucked in an amused breath “Lets just say, knock on wood, If you were to die, they wouldn't have missed you.”

Ezio’s hand hit his knee “Bah, Not recognising your own mentor! If this wasn't a special issue that most likely won't repeat ever again, I'd say our brotherhood is in shambles.” He leans back more in his seat. “Surely you could have gotten supplies elsewhere or even gone to the merchants I go to, since I am assuming you know about them too. Why come here to parade around as… me?”

His tone still on friendly side, Desmond flinched a bit at the last question. “I didn't plan on acting as you… I needed assassin gear, so I came here to steal some. Right as I was gearing up some novice walked in and my hood was up, then they asked for some advice, then some others shoved up and you really need to be here more often Ezio…”

”Not talking about my schedules right now, Desmond”

”Right…” Desmond clasped his hands together foot still tapping “It's not like I sent them to missions or ordered around, I was just giving tips and tricks that you would have given anyway and-“

Hearing a throat clear Desmond looked at Ezio to get back on topic “Okay okay, but I finally got to be in THE Tiber Island hideout filled with people… so I got carried away a bit, give a man a break I wasn’t thinking the best. This is like seeing…. I don't know… Jesus’s house?”

Ezio could only roll his eyes fondly at the weird comparison. “Getting compared to Jesus is weird. Especially by you.”

Desmond chuckled “Ah yes… Especially since-”

“I am your prophet…”

The silence hung in the air for a few seconds. “Are you here related to that? Do I have to decipher some godly riddles again?”

Desmond shook his head so fast “No! No god no, It's not that. Y-you already did all you had to Ezio.” He swallowed a lump. “I had to get the message through you to save the world, I’m sorry they never explained anything to you.”

”And did you? save the world, I mean?”

Ezio’s hands were on his lap now, almost as shy as his younger 17 year old self rubbing his palms nervously.

“Yeah, I did… thanks to you”

“Bené” then he repeated it again, to himself.

#If I wrote a full one it would never get done sorry #so eat your slop and enjoy it too! #assassin's creed #ezio auditore #desmond miles #asks #fanfic

[brambletakato]

He’s finally finished

OH MEIN GOTT HES SPINNING

#professor layton #desmond sycamore #EATING HIM

[earthwormsarehighinvitamins]

Side Order has consumed my soul but here are a bunch of things

#toontown #ttcc #dana s. charme #dopa #dold #buck wilde #derrick hand #desmond kerosene #little buddy #salmon run #pretty happy with how the golden egg turned out ngl #heres to hoping tumblr doesn't eat the quality of this

[theburaeu]

Desmond: All right, let me ask you something else then.

Warren: Yes?

Some of the stuff I'm seeing in the Animus... sometimes it seems... wrong. Untrue, like the history's off somehow. It doesn't—

It doesn't what, Mr. Miles? Match up with what you read on an online encyclopedia? What your high-school history teacher taught you? Let me ask you something: do these supposed experts have access to secret knowledge, kept hidden from the rest of us?

There are books, letters, documents... all sorts of source material from back then. Some of it seems to contradict what the Animus is showing me.

Anyone can write a book, and they can put whatever they want on its pages. Anything. Used to be that we thought the world was flat.

Some people still do.

Yes, and they publish books about it. Or that the moon landing was a hoax. I believe there's also a book that claims the Earth was created in seven days. A best-seller, too!

Where's this going, Doc?

The point, I suppose, is that you shouldn't trust everything you hear. Everything you read. What's that your ancestor said? "Nothing is true?"

"Everything is permitted."

Yes, exactly. It's part of what makes the Animus so spectacular. There's no room for misinterpretation—

There's always room.

Touché, Mr. Miles. Now that I've answered your question, can we begin?

#altair #assassin's creed #philosophy #communism #socialism #ac origins #bayek of siwa #eat the rich #ezio #marxism #ezio auditore #desmond miles

[mangledscrimp]

I am asking about the Hershel headcanons. In fact I am ripping them straight out of your head. GIVE THEM TO ME I MUST KNOW

Ok!! Here’s some more hcs _(┐「ε:)_ (most of these are a lot to read… sorry) also some of these are for other characters too!

[( Spoilers a little for Azran Legacy)]

• Before he and his brother were separated they’d have sword fights with stale bread. Desmond, being the older sibling, would let Hershel win to see him happy. This would affect him unconsciously later on in his fencing matches with Randall, letting him win to see the smile on his face, though he doesn’t remember why it makes him so happy to see Randall happy.

• Hershel wouldn’t talk much after being adopted by Roland and Lucille, mostly short answers like “yes” and “no” or just his name. After a few years he engaged more in conversations around the house and became more comfortable with his new family. Though he’d become quite after moving to Stansbury, being unfamiliar with his new surroundings. When he was enrolled into school in Stansbury, he met Randall, who helped him open up to people!

• Whenever Randall, Angela, or Henry are hanging out at his house, he teaches them how to make tea like how Lucille taught him. Angela can make a really good batch of apple cinnamon tea. Randall makes his batch of tea very bitter by accident but drinks it anyways to hide his mistake. Henry can make a perfect batch of matcha tea, but he chews the the tea leaves cause he likes the taste of grass(?) and everyone just stares him down when he does that.

• If Hershel was a teen in the present, his favorite bands would be, They Might Be Giants, WHAM! , When In Rome , and Tears For Fears.

Lastly,

•Whenever he’s alone in the house, he puts his favorite music on the phonograph and practices his waltzing with a pillow (very gentlemanly if I do say so myself)

that’s some off the top of my head rn hshshsh :3

#professor layton #pl #hershel layton #randall ascot #angela ledore #henry ledore #professor hershel layton #professor layton headcanons #desmond sycamore #I LOVE HERSHEL LAYTON A NORMAL AMOUNT #the henry eating grass thing is my favorite thing ever rn