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rodentgoth · 1 year

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Alternate title:: "A fanfic where Gamzee and Nepeta get high, based on an RP between me and my GF."

Rating:: 13+ // Teen

Fandom:: Homestuck

Themes/Kinks:: None

This Fic contains and Implies themes of::

Drug Use

Dubcon// If you squint

If this theme triggers or offends you, you probably shouldn’t read this!

Please take care of ya self!

Gamzee had invited Nepeta over to his hive. They barely hung out so it was a good idea to spend a bit of time together. At first, they just talked, mainly about Equius and his… rather strange form of roleplaying when talking to Gamzee. Then they talked about Karkat for a bit, which made Nepeta all too happy. But soon they ran out of topics, guess that's what happens when you don't know too much about each other, and that's when Gamzee got a motherfucking brilliant idea.

TC: HeY yOu WaNnA kNoW wHaT's MoThErFuCkInG fUn As AlL hElL, lItTlE sIsTeR?

AC: :33 < what?

TC: GoOeY mIrAcLeS!

AC: :33 < oh?

AC: :33 < what's that?

Gamzee went to the kitchen, a few loud clangs and a bit of glass shattering following shortly after. He soon came back with a tin filled with a thick green substance, and a smile plastered on his face.

TC: PiEs SiStEr, MoThErFuCkIn PiEs.

Nepeta perked up as she eyed the strange treat.

AC: :33 < oh! what flafur is it?

AC: :33 < gr33n apple or purrhaps lime?

TC: MiRaClEs LiTtLe SiStEr...JuSt MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs.

He sat back down on the couch, holding up the gooey treat to her face. Nepeta took a whiff before immediately digging into it.

She hadn't eaten in a while, so she scarfed it down as fast as she could.

TC: WoAh YoU mIgHt NeEd To SlOw DoWn, DoN't NeEd YoU gEtTiNg AlL sIcK.

AC: :33 < don't worry i'll be purrfectly fine!

She attempted to stand up just to show how fine she would be, only to immediately fall face-first to the ground. Gamzee let out a chuckle as he got up and helped her back up.

TC: HeHe SeE? nEeD tO bE mOtHeRfUcKiN cArEfUl WiTh ThIs ShIt.

He guided her back to the couch, sitting her on his lap. Nepeta puffed out her cheeks slightly and pouted.

AC: :33 < i'm finnne s33?

She waved her arms in front of his face, earning another chuckle from the clown. She was clearly out of it.

AC: :33 < all my arms are where they're supposed to be!

TC: HeHe YeAh, BoTh YoUr FlEsHy LiTtLe GrAb StIcKs.

Gamzee gently grabbed her gloved hand, In hopes of keeping her still.

She quickly pointed at their interlocked hands with her other one.

AC: :33 < s33 there's one right now!

TC: HeHe YeAh I sEe It!

Honestly, Gamzee could stay like this forever, just holding her. But he could feel his own high slowly fading away. Despite pies making 80% of his diet, with the other 20% being Faygo and anything else he could find around his hive, it still faded pretty quickly if he didn't eat too much of it.

TC: YoU wAnT sOmE mOrE, mY sIsTeR?

Nepeta violently nodded her head and waved her arms!

AC: :33 < gimme more miracles!

TC: OkAy BuT wE'rE gOnNa TaKe OuR mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE tHiS tImE.

Gamzee got up, carrying Nepeta in his arms to the kitchen. He sat her on the countertop and grabbed another pie. When he pulled it away from her, Nepeta tried to reach out and grab some. He grabbed a hand full of the green slop and slurped it into his mouth. Pushing it all to one side of his mouth, repeating the process till his cheeks were puffed out.

AC: :33 < hehe your face looks funny!

Nepeta continued to snort laugh until Gamzee came closer and cupped her face. Before she could process what he was doing, Gamzee brought her lips to his, pushing half the goop into her mouth and swallowing what was left, He kept her there for about a minute, before releasing her.

TC: YeAh I'm MoThErFuCkIn HiLaRiOuS.

They both laughed, almost howling, as they repeated the process over and over until there were no more pies. By the time they finished both of them were giddy and doped up beyond the belief. Gamzee was still standing there holding Nepeta close as she nuzzled up against him.

TC: YoU hAvE fUn?

Nepeta looked up at him, her face a mix of tired, embarrassed, and happy.

AC: :33 < yeah...that was a lotta fun.

Gamzee picked her back up and returned to the couch.

They didn’t say a word to each other for the rest of their time together, and honestly, he was fine with that.

It was nice just having someone to hold.

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relaxxattack · 2 years

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I mostly read at night when i am without internet but i'll give you updates on what i know so far in the mornings and stuff

Information i know about Homestuck/thoughts i have about it as of now:

Davekat canon

The meteor is a prime place for drama and characters talking (or not talking that is also drama)

I think i have the quadrants/hemospectrum understood as of now they are very neat

Still have no idea what prospit/derse is or how the classes work

I cant tell Equius and Erdian apart i am so sorry my dudes

Rose and Kanaya are my favs, Dave and Karkat are close behind them

Someone tell me more about Jade i want to like her i just dont know enough about her

for that matter someone go into more detail about some of the other trolls (Sollux, Gamzee, Feferi, Nepeta, Eridian, Equius) cause i have basically only seen Meteor fics as of now and i need to know who my options for blorbos are

I have skimmed the with wtf is up with calliope/caliborne?????

Davesprite was compared to ghostbur so i know they deserved better

How many of these dudes died?????

I have also watched Sarah Z's vids about homestuck and therefor i am not touching the epiologes/homestuck 2 stuff because it scares me

i have also read some of your dsmp homestuck au stuff and it was interesting!

there's timetravel and clones and i am also scarred to touch that

John is trans? maybe? have seen conflicting takes on this

Vriska seems like a character i'd love to hate in canon but also she makes things interesting and for that i respect her

What if Terezi's deal girl i need to read more fics about you

and i think thats it? for now at least. Will update with more info/questions as i read more

answers your questions under the cut :]

Davekat canon

yeah i could write essays on this. i hate when people are like "why do they get pushed together in the epilogues/hs2" look i hate postcanon as much as the next guy but DID YOU READ HS. THEY ARE GAY. THEYRE TOGETHER.

The meteor is a prime place for drama and characters talking (or not talking that is also drama)

this is true!! the 6 of them were stuck on that meteor for three YEARS from the ages 13-16... its no surprise drama happened

I think i have the quadrants/hemospectrum understood as of now they are very neat

KK's written a lot about both of these! if you ever want to see if you've got it right :]

Still have no idea what prospit/derse is or how the classes work

nobpdy really does and tbh it was never all that important to the story.

I cant tell Equius and Erdian apart i am so sorry my dudes

how could you do this to my boy (lets you infer which of them i mean)

Rose and Kanaya are my favs, Dave and Karkat are close behind them

!!! GOOD PICKS. LOVE THEM.

Someone tell me more about Jade i want to like her i just dont know enough about her

jade grew up by herself on a deserted island raised by a dog! then she fuses with her dog later! shes very sweet but also says fuck! idk i think shes fun

sollux: incredible perfection amazingness my sun my shining star. ok so basically he got ZERO screentime in canon despite being objectively one of the coolest characters. hes like. a hacker and a little shit but he saves everyones lives multiple times. thats him.

gamzee: i know some people like him but. mm. :/. basically he is a murderous juggalo. hes doped up all the time but once he gets sober he murders a large portion of the cast. so that happens.

feferi: princess! shes either super sweet or very white knighty/privileged. i honestly havent figured it out yet. she didnt get a lot of canon screentime so

nepeta: CAT GIRL oh my god she deserved to live. oh precious sweet nepeta. she draws shipping charts and likes to roleplay as a cat.

eridan: he was a bitch and flirted with everyone who looked at him (and some who didnt). typically hes hated on but ive come around to him more recently since he was pretty young and rereading some of his dialogue is tragic.

equius: hated by most people because in canon hussie uses him mostly for bestiality jokes and jokes about getting off to the idea of authority. i love him though i think he didnt deserve it. if you get a chance watch equius's pesterquest route he is a sweetheart actually. a weirdo but a sweetheart.

you can also read their wiki pages to learn more about any of them if you want!

I have skimmed the with wtf is up with calliope/caliborne?????

that is so hard to exlpain but. they are siblings and share a body (this is normal for their species), one wakes up when the other goes to sleep. caliborn is a cartoonishly exaggerated misogynist and callie is just a sweetie who makes mistakes sometimes. idk if its a hot take but i actually love caliborn hes fucking hilarious tbh

Davesprite was compared to ghostbur so i know they deserved better

davesprite deserved EVERYTHING.

How many of these dudes died?????

probably all of them at least once? except PM, i think she never died. fuck yeah mail lady supremacy.

I have also watched Sarah Z's vids about homestuck and therefor i am not touching the epiologes/homestuck 2 stuff because it scares me

yeah its. bad.

i have also read some of your dsmp homestuck au stuff and it was interesting!

thank you!

there's timetravel and clones and i am also scarred to touch that

the clones bit is actually easy to understand, every character is a clone. they are all paradox clones as in they were never born and they were just cloned from themself via time magic. as for the time travel shit yeah that is confusing as fuck.

John is trans? maybe? have seen conflicting takes on this

there's a popular fanon that john transitions into a girl called june. the author agreed to represent this in canon but then literally never did and the fans who wanted june were robbed. so trans john (june) isn't canon, but she's very popular and pretty cool. personally i don't mind either way.

Vriska seems like a character i'd love to hate in canon but also she makes things interesting and for that i respect her

same. i love vriska like shes the worst but i love her

What if Terezi's deal girl i need to read more fics about you

SO MUCH!! she is so much. oh my god. shes everything. i wish i knew a good terezi centric fic, shes very very interesting

and i think thats it? for now at least. Will update with more info/questions as i read more

ok!! ^_^ tysm for the asks!!

#homestuck

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ectoflowermaid · 7 years

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((I wound up getting Sylph of Heart when I did my godtier quiz, would you mind too terribly if I asked what all that might entail when matching with personality, along with possible uses in game they might have? If it's not too much of a bother of course. Thank you so much!!!

So, a bit of a disclaimer on this one; it is very long. I included in the gameplay a section on Lands and Consorts and Quests which ran on extremely long, as I provided a full example of what the land and quest for this classpect will be in full detail. This is not something I will be doing for every ask I receive about classpect analysis for obvious reasons, it requires quite a bit more thought on my part and took longer to write up and theorize than a regular analysis. I enjoyed it, and it was a lot of fun! But if this is something you want in regards to your personal classpect you’re going to have to specifically ask for it. I will happily give a detailed report of what I imagine your land and quest to be, but only if you specify that in your ask!!

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Fun fact, I thought I was a Sylph of Heart for a very long time until I realized Sylph of Space fit me much better, but as a result I did a LOT of research on what a Sylph of Heart could be capable of in the game.

Sylphs are highly compassionate, caring, and as I’ve often dubbed them, the “mom” friend. They love to help their friends, they care deeply about the people closest to them, and are very passionate about what they believe in. Sylphs hold a lot of hard and fast opinions and won’t hesitate to stand up for what they think is right. They love to give advice, and being the passive creation class, are extremely invested in the growth and development of others. In the game, they generally have some sort of ability to heal others as we saw Aranea, a Sylph of Light, do for Terezi’s vision.

Heart players are generally very passionate, with the exception of destruction classes (prince and bard) who reject their aspect and ghost their opposite, in this case Mind. Heart players are all about Soul, empathetic and instinctual, they rely on their gut and trust their inner self, or as is usually the case, selves. Heart players often have a bit of a split personality, they’re so full of soul that they tend to split into separate versions of themselves, see brain ghost dirk, his auto responder, or his simultaneously awake real and dream selves. This is because Soul is the essence of being, the culmination of what makes you, you. Dirk refers to these as his splinter selves when he states, “I splinter, but I don’t break”. It should be noted, however, that he had an active class. For a passive class, like Nepeta’s Rogue of Heart, splinter selves (like her roleplaying) would be much more subdued.

Personality wise, a Sylph of Heart would be highly empathetic, deeply caring, and would love talking about the feelings of others. They would be constantly checking in on their friends emotional states to make sure they were feeling okay, and often encouraging them to come to them with any problems. A SoH would make an excellent therapist as they would be an avid listener and an excellent advice giver. A SoH would have to be careful that they don’t pry too much into their loved ones lives, they might get too invested in their friends issues and poke their nose in where it isn’t welcome. Despite that, anyone would be lucky to count a Sylph of Heart a friend!!

Gameplay is where I always found myself disappointed in my research, every site I looked at seemed to classify the Sylph of Heart as a passive class with a boring aspect. No cool powers for this Sylph. But after some time of thinking, I realized that’s entirely wrong. Sylphs are healers, yes. They would be excellent at soothing negative feelings and mending broken hearts, but Sylph is a Creation class! And Soul is everything that makes a living creature…truly alive. Personality, sense of self, it’s part of the reason Dirk was so successful with his auto-responder, he took a mechanical thing and really truly gave it a Soul. And he was a destruction class. Meaning that even passive, as a creation class a Sylph of Heart would literally be able to supply others with Soul, but more than that, Create Soul where it did not previously exist. I’m talking an army of automatons, toy soldiers with distinct personalities, elemental golems who believe in your cause and care for what you care for. A Sylph of Heart could literally create and implant souls in inanimate objects, and then convince them through their passion to follow them into battle, or send them off to act as body guards for their friends. So yes, a Sylph of Heart could easily heal the emotional wounds and trauma of the game, but they are so much more than therapists.

As a gameplay bonus, I did a little speculation on what exactly I think a Sylph of Heart’s land and quest would be! This is just my personal opinion though, so feel free to take my suggestions with a grain of salt and run with it your own way to adapt it however you see fit! So obviously a Sylph’s major struggle is to avoid becoming too meddlesome and micromanaging, in the Sylph of Heart’s case they would specifically have to avoid meddling too much in the problems and feelings of those they’re trying to help. The SoH’s quest would be to help it’s consorts from the problem they face within the land. The problem of the land and the problem of the consorts is different, but interconnected. It has to be based on the skills of the SoH and the way they can apply their aspect to help them solve the problem of their consorts and thus help the land Heal. So, let’s tackle this separately and then see how it works together:

The Land: I would call it the Land of Ice and Balance for reasons I will attempt to explain here. The first term is generally a descriptor of the land that relates to the struggle plaguing it (and by extension, the consorts), so it carries a duel meaning. As for how it affects the land specifically, your planet used to be one of sunshine and happiness, where the consorts coexisted with care for each other and the land. Slowly, a plague of ice began to spread over the land until it became cold and barren, and no one knew why. Your goal to help the land is to discover why the ice spread, what caused it, and how you can fix it.

The Consorts: they don’t know why the ice spread but they don’t like it. As you talk to them to try to gather information, this is how you discover the world uses to be full of light and love, much different than it is now. You find it difficult to believe the inhabitants of this land used to care about anything, as they all seem very emotionally cold and detached. They don’t like to talk about their feelings, they don’t make any effort to help or support each other, and they all put on an air of aloofness. Essentially, they’re all giving each other the cold shoulder. Realizing that their chilly demeanor must have caused a literal plague of ice, you set about trying to coax them out of their shells. You tell them about your personal struggles, and moved, they tell you about theirs. They warm up to you and begin speaking more freely about their emotions, and as all your consorts begin communication more openly, the world begins to thaw. However, Sylphs often struggle with knowing when to stop, when their help turns into micromanaging and meddling. The encouragement to open speaking turns into a push for the consorts to spill everything, absolute honesty, even the unsavory bits people generally keep to themselves. Grudges grow and communication comes to a stuttering halt as ice begins to take over the land once again.

The Final Quest: Realizing their mistake, the Sylph of Heart approaches their denizen. They see the error of their ways, that they should have known when enough was enough and when their help was no longer needed, so their denizen offers them The Choice. The Sylph can make a final plea to convince the consorts of the land to care for each other, then leave with their life. Or, the Sylph can warm the land by giving the denizen their Heart, their Soul; it will thaw the ice from the land, freeing the consorts and encouraging them to care for the land and each other once again, but it will cost the Sylph their life to do so. Assuming the Sylph of Heart has grown from their journey thus far, they will sacrifice themself (I have a big thing about how for Sylphs, their final quest will always involve sacrifice but more on that if someone asks lol) because they have learned Empathy and Compassion, this is the right thing to do and the only way to fix their mistakes. They offer their Heart, and the denizen thaws the land, and the Sylph dies. So touched by the pure compassion of the Sylph’s sacrifice, the consorts carry them to their death bed, and thus they are revived into their god tier form!!!

So back to the name of this planet, the Land of Ice and Balance. Ice is the obvious bit, the world is covered in ice as a result of the consorts cold attitudes. The Balance comes in because that’s what the Sylph must do, strike a balance between offering help and becoming meddlesome. This is just my interpretation though, so feel free to alter that however you see fit!!

This was definitely very long so I hope you’ll forgive me, I wanted to give an example of how Lands/Quests work and as I was already familiar with this particular classpect I figured it would be as good a place as any to start! I hope this provided what you were looking for, and then some haha. Hmu If you have any other questions!! :D

#classpect analysis #homestuck #anon #ask #my thoughts

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