i completely understand the appeal of writing raylan givens x boyd crowder fanfiction, I even enjoy it myself, I mean look at those men! but have you considered writing about... dewey crowe getting passed around? anyway—
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t-shirts i saw in harlan, kentucky, and the "justified" characters i would buy them for: a list
boyd crowder:
raylan givens (ironically):
ava crowder:
helen givens:
arlo givens:
johnny crowder:
dewey crowe:
mags bennett:
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dewey crowe has the best character design by the way. jean shorts down to the knees? weird rat tail mullet? atrocious tattoos? four kidneys? impeccable
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Dewey: We had to climb over the bob wire!
Cousin Johnny: Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?
Dewey: Yea man, that spiky shit!
Cousin johnny: You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?
Dewey: Well what the hell do you think it’s called?
Cousin Johny: It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!
Boyd: Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”
Dewey & Cousin Johnny: Oohhhhh!
Boyd: Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.
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it might not be as fun and sexy as vigilante justice but objectively the best occurrence of justice portrayed on justified is dewey receiving compensation for police violence.
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Actually family bonding is when my dad bursts into my room and randomly quotes dewey crowe and boyd crowder while we both descend into mad giggling, till my sister and mom walk in and ask what is wrong with us and descend into even more mad giggling once they know what we were talking about. If you even care.
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Justified | 2x05 Cottonmouth
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Ava is still being threathened with a return to prison despite the charges having literally been dropped but Dewey, who confessed to murder on tape and stole 6 kilos of heroin in front of a gaggle of cops, is being released cause "he says he was just joking"? Okay then.
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