You’ve heard of “rotating blorbos around in your mind,” now get ready for “rotating just the most random phrases you’ve ever heard or seen.” Now with the added bonus of: the broken record function, which lets you experience the magic of repeating the phrase internally on loop forever with no clue as to why and no way of stopping it no matter the relevancy to current circumstance or situation!
okay picture this. it’s 3pm on a saturday. just got off work which i’ve been at since like 9 am. i go to leave the building and im stopped by three ppl trying to ask me a question. i say sure, what’s the worst they can ask? bad idea. very bad idea.
ithey asked me at what moment i thought human life began. and i noticed as they were asking that they had shirts with small church logos on them. and i did not want to go back and forth arguing and not changing each others mind. so yknow what i did?
then i panicked cause i didn’t wanna answer so i just said “bye!” really aggressively and ran away 😭😭😭
people have assumed i’m queer my entire life, but nowadays i’m getting they/themmed on the regular and it’s fine, but it’s also interesting bc gender has always been the one fundamental aspect of my identity that isn’t constantly misperceived, so now it’s kinda. oh i am just not being Seen at all huh.
air was telling me about that ultimatum reality dating show thing & that’s crazy. I know it’s probably mostly the aromanticism but I can’t imagine clinging to someone when you’re at the point of making an ultimatum. I’d just leave.
Girl who’s stuck in a time loop but doesn’t want to leave because she’s mastered 4 new languages and many new crafts and is having the time of her life just being able to relax without the pressure of modern society. One day she decides to hang out with her friends because it’s been a quite few loops since shes hung out them only to find out she’s now unrecognizable to them and think she’s pulling a bit. Now she has to decide between leaving the comfort and security of the time loop where she can’t have any more meaningful relationships or leaving the loop and having to start over because she can’t possible continue as things were
confused the people at starbucks by ordering a different drink today and i will be thinking about the awkward apologising we all did to each other for the rest of the day lmao