#dont wanna tell you guys why

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[notahorseindisguise]

I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️

thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.

i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!

#corntent #i cant. i cant breathe oh my gosh #this is so funny #a terf found my acct ig #and im assuming they saw my face from the video i posted earlier today with my really fluffy hair?? #and ig they assumed i was afab and a trans guy #holy shit im gonna cry #this is such a major compliment ?!?!?! #i cant even tell what ur trying to say #so you think. i dont. pass. as a guy? #im too feminine to be a guy so i must be a transguy says the terf #also #i did in fact interact with a terf earlier today #only one #i liked one of their posts (by accident. i only realised i liked it looking at the acct who i think sent me this) #and im sure its them. theres nobody else it could be #idk why im not naming and shaming. @terven i know this was you #open your asks or your dms or something i want. i wanna know what u was thinking here LKJDSAFAS

[deoidesign]

me: whoa why arent I focusing today this is so weird I've got very tangible tasks to do today??? why cant I get anything done???

me: oh

me: oh....

the dr pepper I didnt drink: is there someone you forgot to ask

#guys dr pepper is keeping me alive right now I swear #the only time I get any work done is when I have dr pepper idk what it is #dr is right this shit should be prescribed cause what the hell #I'm really hoping that once I start taking the wellbutrin the doc prescribed me it helps #I dont wanna start yet tho cause I'm about to go on a family trip and I wanna have drinks #and you can't drink on it #so #yeah #idk why I'm posting this #probably cause I can't focus ltierally at all #I've drawn actually straight up nothing #it always feels so silly #like oh well then what did you do #yeah so thats the thing #just cause I didnt draw does not mean I did something in its place #days just gone idk what to tell u

[todayisafridaynight]

no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo

#snap chats #is this a gaiden spoiler. its been like five months catch up you nerds #ANYWAYYYYY NOO I LOVE HIM ....... this whole bit is like four seconds long but i love it so much #i just reminded myself i should probably make gaiden/y8 videos for daigo.. i'll make it a JP/ENG comp or somethn.. one day #not soon tho like its barely anything since he's not in those games Long At All but still. im lazy 💀 #excuse me while i gush about daigo for twenty minutes now because hehee HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T GET OVER IT #this is literally the middle aged equivalent of going yippee like YOU CAN TELL HE'S SO RELIEVED IT'S SO CUTE #got the energy of a student with crippling anxiety after they somehow get through giving a presentation without throwing up #AND his lil smile ......... thank you gaiden you made me wanna eat drywall with daigo's sad puppy dog eyes about kiryu #and then immediately made up for it a minute later #sorry i keep scrolling up to look at him and i love him so much. what if i threw up #i dont like using babygirl lightly but this is actually the most Babygirl frame of him ever ive decided #thats my boy .... i love my boy so much ..... he's so cute ... come so far in life congratulations king ..... ily ... #him lookin up at the sky for a minute just to breathe i know he thankin god for the fact he somehow isnt dead yet #im gonna ignore the fact all of this was for naught so i dont bash my head against a wall anyway stan daigo #im gonna be sick i love him so much #if i redraw this later shut up. i love him... #this is why i try not to look at cutscenes anymore cause when i do i feel my brain being put in a microwave and start to melt #its not my fault i love my guys so much .... ok bye i have work to do .... #and then when i finish that work i can go back to loving my guys YAAAAAY !!!!!!!

[fucky-oureyes]

kind of a dumb headcanon BUT i think whenever lance actually has some spare time (arceus knows he rarely has any of that) whenever he's not out and about with one of his Various Kids (kanto trio and johto quartet), i think he likes to knit. Specifically so that he can make stuff for the baby dratini in the dragon's den for the winter + stuff like hats and scarves for his own pokemon team. clair does the nearly the Exact Same Thing (crotcheting instead though), however, unlike lance, who would likely be calm about it being discovered (especially since silver would be the most likely to discover it since dad lance is real in my heart), clair would just Drop Kick the discoverer into oblivion (also likely silver. this time because it's funny)

#pokemon #champion lance #gym leader clair #this leads into my headcanon of over time silver getting into art. as a way to express and discover himself and as a form of healing and as #a way of showing vulnerability #so he sees lance knitting for the first time like Huh. You're The Champion what the FUCK are you doing #and eventually when he gets comfortable enough to express an interest in art lance goes out and gets silver the Fanciest most Expensive art #supplies because of course he's going to support silver's passions and help him grow and become a better artist. why wouldn't he #not pictured is lance also knitting scarves hats blankets etc for silver because Stubborn child who Doesn't Wanna bundle up vs. guy who #trains dragons that are Weak to ice #oh also it's funny to imagine clair and lance making each other gag gifts #clair crotchets lance a gag cape that says DONT ASK ME ABOUT DRAGONS (let's be fr lance has the dragon autism) and he wears it for april #fools at the league #i can't Sleep. as you can tell #rival silver #<- for the tags mainyl #MAINYL #. #not trying a 3rd time

[midnightfangz]

You know. When i started playing skyrim, i expected to get stuff like exploring a vast open world for hours, long and useless fetch quests, a handful of funny glitches here and there, a decent storyline.....

In a way, i got all of that and yet. It gets boring pretty quickly and the worldbuilding is kinda lacking so i padded out the lore w my own headcanons and interpretations in the more important parts to entertain myself, but uh.

Is the intense and long lasting Cicero obsession supposed to be a part of the whole playing experience, too, or

#tell me why he (as a character) sticks out the most to me #and its not even in the hee hee hoo hoo funny crazy guy in a jester outfit :) way. he fascinates me so much i cant even put it into words #ulfric? fuck that bitch i didnt even realise he was in the beginning cutscene too until i talked to him later in the game #brynjolf? smash but he loses all character development when you finish the thieves guild questline #farkas and vilkas? literally anyone from the companions? i only remember aela bc i married her #not one skyrim npc was interesting to me no matter how much info i got about them. then came cicero #cant get enough of that bitch and i still dont understand why #i wanna put him in a pringles can and shake him so hard #(welcome to my collection of blorbos that never leave my head. sorry) #not writing related #long tags #skyrim #skyrim tes #cicero skyrim

[liverpool-enjoyer]

ooooh man oh man the Asexual Angst™️ is hitting HARD tonight 😭😭

#WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN ACE AND ARO #MY LIFE WOULDA BEEN SM EASIER #BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD ITS GONNA BE TO FIND A GUY THAT DOESNT WANNA BONE??? 😭😭 #like im sitting here thinking a what the ideal scenario would be #n like the thought of telling my hypothetical boyfriend 'hey i dont wanna have sex ever' n him being ok w that??? #like i literally cant fathom it #even in my IMAGINATION i cant think of a guy being ok w that #sigh.. #jus. why me #how come everyone else gets to like #be in a relationship n stuff #n my irl friends are like 'oh youll find someone!!' #best friend saying that doesnt make it TRUE #like whatre the fuckin odds #could i not jus have been allo #ngl this ace thing kinda sucks #like truly honestly think abt it #could you honestly imaginr a guy being cool w not having sex for the rest a his life??? #exactly #why did i get the asexual heteromantic combo #its ace but with Horrific Yearning #i think ive come to terms with it atp #but like damn... #shit sucks #doomed by the narrative to never know the (romantic) touch of a man ✌️🤪 #hey God if You could jus like #make me not asexual overnight #thatd be appreciated #n like im not even depressed while typing this. jus resigned #asexual

[codecicle]

i love charlie's new lore so so sosososoo much but also I can and will take this character away from you if you people don't behave. he's going up on the fucking shelf if you don't start treating him right. "oh my god codeflippa's corrupting him from his grief!" ✅️ yeah that's what's going on "she's evil!! / the codes are evil!!!! / codeflippa is manipulating him and trying to get him to do the code or federations bidding!!!!!!!! / hes such a horrible dad for not realizing this isn't his kid / he's always been a bad parent"

oh would you look at that there he goes.

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #i refuse to maintag this out of fear but OHHHH my god #hey please stop 😔😔 like genuinely please stop i dont wanna see my favorite guy taken away from me like this #maybe ill rb this with why i think those ideas dont really fit him or codeflippa that well idk #listen my opinion isnt always right but theres also just you people misunderstanding the point of a character or the story he's trying to #tell

[despazito]

Is the post about lesbians fucking men in reference to trans women, or is there discourse on lesbians fucking cishet men that I'm just totally unaware of? Tried looking through the notes and cannot tell if this is a TERF post or not

no there's ppl arguing to let lesbians have sex with men they aren't attracted to it's confusing

#the only context i can think of is if youre a SW or something #idk why are fighting so hard for the right to fuck someone you dont wanna fuck im so lost help #its never about gay guys and women which is telling #idk some may be terfs but its not a terf thing its a hating women who dont center their lives around men thing

[peachypinkygloss]

.

#I can't. #this is- #wtf literally #idk why im telling y'all this dont listen to my cries lmfaooo #how am I supposed to react #when the dude... that had a crush on me #made his everyday goal to win my heart (kinda worked ngl) #who left for 6 months to suddenly come back this summer #became the centre of my world once again #is now in a couple with a guy #mind you he didn't tell me #I just figured it out. #its so much more complicated but god. coming from him? im fucking baffled #thats such a weird feeling #just remembering the things he was telling me not even 2 months ago #I never had a stronger connection with a guy ever in my life before. #i literally dont wanna see him ever again :D

[libbys-braincell-loss]

me when the person i like talks about their nerdy interests overexcessively for an hour straight and i have no interest in the subject matter when hes not talking to me but its absolutely adorable when he rambles about something he knows so much about

#like you go on my guy. #tell me all about sourdough bread (i dont know shit about sourdough bread) #tell me about double reeded instruments (i dont know music theory very well) #tell me why risk of rain 2 is the greatest game of the century (ive heard of risk of rain 2 until now) #tell me all about how you think hellfire is the best musical song to ever be made #(ive never seen hunchback of notre dame but i really wanna watch it with him) #also when he messages me back on discord when i get home with a follow up of the previous conversation #🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕 #TELL ME THAT NERDY SHIT MY GUY #also finding out he has seen the amazing digital circus and lackadaisy #💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 #why wont the universe let me kiss this guy already #sorry guys im gettin all twitterpated I JUST NEEDED TO RANT

[todayisafridaynight]

Wanna put your friend in a lil terrarium just to see what wacky things she does stg 😂

i actually Cannot Stress the migraine she gives me every time we hang out. like without fail she'll always say or do something that ranges from mildly questionable or irritating but relatively Whatever to How Have You Survived This Long Without Burning Your House Down Boiling An Egg

#snap chats #and then there's her just forgetting things or being late despite the amount of times ill remind her #and i keep stressing to her i cannot stand it when people are late. and then she shows up to things an hour late anyway #or 'when shes late' by fifteen minutes because she didnt think to text me she's there. and im already stressed and annoyed I. UGH i swear. #LIKE. i have only really had two irl friends and both of them i lowkey had to parent in some way #at least my childhood bestie she's like. she's grown a lot and even if i havent spoken to her in a while im real proud of her right #THIS MOTHERFUCKER THO. OUUUUUGGGH.... youre not supposed to say anythin if you dont got nothin nice to say #which is contradictory to the main body text but point is let me Not be any more mean than how ive been already LMAO #even funnier about her looking at that comic is that LITERALLY masumi says he's talking to jo ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #did i already say i have to remind her who jo is every three seconds #like the entirety of chap 2 when ichi's out of jail she was all 'why doesnt he just say who ACTUALLY killed the guy' #and then when we finally run into the fuckass who 'actually killed the guy' she's just 'wait who's that' #then i tell her and shes like 'oh my god he's so old now' IT'S BEEN 18 YEARS DUMBASS #ngl did wanna make a comic based off that LMAO BUT POINT IS she tests my patience every day and i think its good practice #if im going to work with people in the future like ohh.. my god.... #she told me once she's never been on a date and its like. yeah i wonder why you can't even be assed to show up on time to hangouts ☠️ #like ive never had friends so maybe im just insane.. im not insane for wanting people to be on time tho.... #OK IM BEING TOO MEAN LET ME CAP IT THERE

[mokeonn]

My most controversial video game opinion is that Generation 5 of pokemon was the best generation by far, and every pokemon game after Black and White 2 has gone down in quality.

No, you cannot convince me otherwise. Don't even try. There has yet to be a pokemon game full of as much content, story, and difficulty as Gen 5.

#simon says #is gen 5 my favorite of the series? no. #that reward goes to gen 4 because im biased towards Pokemon Pearl bc it was the first game i owned #but gen 5 is the best. #yes im replaying gen 5 for the first time in years why do you ask #anyways I wish gamefreak and nintendo would stop with the yearly pokemon releases to make another game as good as black and white 2 #i want a game with at least 3 battle towers of various difficulty and 2 pokemon pagent style minigames #hell i want them to add a hard mode again #i know pokemon is for kids and that's why it's been getting easier as time goes on but the medal system in bw2 woke something up in me #kids these days dont just go and beat the elite 4 and champion with 1 dragonite because a guy with a bunch of medals tells you to #im trying to zoom through white so i can play black 2 again since i wanna play the movie minigame #also i found out about memory sync and the features it adds to bw2 and i never knew about it as a kid so i wanna do that #over 10 years later and i still haven't done all there is in bw2 #anyways there's my hot take of the day #and im not speaking from nostalgia im speaking from my dissatisfaction with the series #but yeah my memories of the series and how it blew my mind as a kid do play into it a bit i will be honest #even as a kid i thought it was so cool that black and white had a whole new pokedex with no previous gen pokemon until post game

[bornunderpunchestheheatgoeson]

listen if youre online arguing about what "true punk' is youre already too far gone. ok now that being said i have a secret opinion to share ⬇️

#i know how lame it is to care about ''posers'' like literally who cares we're all adults just do yo thang #but.............. the more time i spend in my local scene(s) the more i become aware of ppl who are like aspirationally alternative #like you wanna be edgy bc you think its badass and counterculture #but you dont have the backbone to do anything for yourself without worrying about how others will see you #like youre so deadset on fitting in to this one subculture but you seemingly dont particularly like anything about it? #all you want is to look cool in front of your peers so you just absorb whatever is popular with them at the time. #opinions music attitude appearance all based on whatevers trendy. which we're all guilty of i know #but why try so hard to fit into this idealistic 'punk' label. it sucks and is so lame and everyone can tell how hard youre posturing #and not to throw stones in glass houses but these ppl r so awful to talk to #seemingly never attempted an original thought in their life. speaks exclusively in twitter/tiktok/tumblr memes or buzzwords #never really listens to you and only factors in your opinion after he's run it by the ppl he wants to fit in with #um i mean they 🧍 #could be thinking of a specific guy i know. maybe #anyways i think im discovering in real time what a ''poser'' is and its making me feel like a cranky old man #always have to remind myself to be empathetic and not judge too harshly bc literally who am i and who cares #but it still gets my goat occasionally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[risingsunresistance]

happy pride *drops these and runs*

#maybe i'll fix these up and color them eventually who knows. probably not tho jdjfh #you guys should know by now that the first two are scarf n barry. the second one is the professor #i know his design is more. odd. but trust me i swear it's him jgdjfh #i care deeply abt them. no one else sees my vision like i see my vision 😌 #I WANNA MAKE MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH #I NEED TO DRAW MADDOX. I DO NOT TRUST MYSELF TO DO HIM JUSTICE JGDJFGJ #why you living in another man's basement hmm? 🤨 #marina foxy ugo and the mage apprentice that literally doesnt have a name afaik are some more that come to mind #CORLEONE. i need to draw corleone. corleone genderqueer #no more tonight tho i have to go to bed early i have somewhere to be in the morning :V #sb #awa #professor has webbed hands btw. just important to me that you know that #ALSO YOU CAN BARELY TELL BC THIS IS SO MESSY BUT SCARF IS HOLDING THE FLAG UNDER BARRY'S HAND. BARRY IS JUST HOLDING HIS HAND #im so *]%^%+%*+]*}^}*^ i care so much about them AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY #literally cant interact in canon. dont care didnt ask gay boyfriends

[beegswaz]

I MISSED BUG. BEING CORRECT ABOUT WHEATLEY..???? WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL.

#HES NOT SHY!!!!! AWKWARDNESS DOES NOT EQUAL SHYNESS!!!!!!!! #BITCH NEVER SHUTS UP HE JUST DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO CARRY HIMSELF IN CONVERSATIONS AND JUST OVER EXPLAINS SHIT #I AM SO SICK OF SHY LITTLE GUY WHEATLEY HES A MILDLY NERVOUS SHITHEAD WHO GETS CAUGHT ON THESE STUPID ASS LITTLE DETAILS #AND WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THEM UNTIL HES DOES TALKING OR SOMEONE TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP! #can i Also just say i Hate like. stupidly Tall skin And bones blonde White guy Wheatley #just For a moment. #its A shit design i dont. Why does it. ugh #also Proud wheatley isnt The intelligence dampening Sphere fan #ok. ok ill Be normal now. #but Yeah not only has he Shown the capacity to Come up with Actually decent ideas but Also glados is The smartest thing in Aperture. #and she is So disconnected from the Attributes that can make Someone human (empathy Curiosity Morality etc etc) because Of not only the #events of Portal 1 but Also because of The chassis chamber (glados vs PotatOS. shes Still snarky but is Actually more willing to Be #reasonable blah Blah blah) that when Faced with an Entity that DOES have those Traits #she immediately Deems them as less Intelligent regardless of How smart they Actually are #now this is NOT to Say she cannot feel those emotions #but After losing the Cores attached to Her shes become very Disconnected from Those emotions and Appears uncaring And cold because of it #she Appears more like A machine than A person #and Theres a lot of Character quirks in Wheatley that make him Much more human-like Than machine (even in Chassis!!) #i Could also go On a rant about Why chassiswheatley Becoming suddenly Evil actually Makes sense according to A scientific study but #i Dont think you guys wanna hear That #nor Do you wanna hear my Machiavellian Bach analysis and How its so thematically Correct with the Story while still being true To wheatley #SORRY ILL BE.SANE NOW.