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the-goon-master · 5 months
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Let Me Make Myself Clear About One Thing.
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we're on totally different levels, you and i.
you? youre an idiot cumbrained goon beta cuck. i know this because you are looking at my blog right now. it doesnt take much to make you happy, just pictures of internet women and your own hand to bate with. in terms of animal husbandry youd be like a goldfish. a perfect beginner pet. you barely need any enrichment at all in ur enclosure. what do you even spend your money on? gooning is free. your income is basically wasted on you.
me on the other hand? im a woman of exquisite tastes. i hold my environment to a very high standard. sometimes, you know, maybe i wanna spring for chipotle instead of taco bell. to go back to the pet analogy, youd need a fucking permit to keep me. im basically like an alligator or something. but living my rockstar lifestyle adds up, so obviously thats where you come in.
i would be better at spending your money than you are. think of it as symbiosis, you benefit from my sporadic goonposting, and in turn you chip in your part to provide me with the enrichment i need. it just makes sense. pay me
c*shapp $r1l3ym0us3 NOW dumbass
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mme-domina · 3 months
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Would you watch me do ballet class, or would you just want to sniff my panties afterwards?
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worldblight · 9 months
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Just talked to my mama I love her sm
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ssickabit · 2 years
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Alright let's talk ab skirts hehe,
For me...
chan, minho, changbin, seungmin and Han are the "I'd wear the cutest, shortest, prettiest skirt for them and then have then fuck me dumbin it" Line
And hyunjin, felix, jeongin are the "I'd dress em up in the cutest, shortest, prettiest skirt and fuck them dumb in it" line
WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE SO TRUE? But let’s switch Seungmin and Felix here because I smell the very hard dom seungmin bcs why not HEHEHEHE
Chan Minho Changbin Han and Felix will be on their knees wearing prettiest skirt, eyes begging you to fuck them… ALSO putting some leashes wont hurt, right? Meanwhile Hyunjin Seungmin and Jeongin will also put an extra effort with wearing the prettiest tux and making you ride their thighs with hands cuffed lolololol
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serpentsurgency · 3 months
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Dogwood, he is blaming you because, at the moment, he sees you as the biggest source of injustice. He is a child. You cannot expect him to rationalize this like an adult.
I ain’t dumbin’ anythin’ down for him. He needs t’ learn that this is how people fuckin’ behave. I don’t give a rat’s ass that he’s been coddled by his fuckin’ momma — settin’ aside everythin’ she’s done t’ that kid — but I ain’t his fuckin’ dad and I’m liable to say exactly what is on my fuckin’ mind. He’s a smart kid an’ he needs to fuckin’ listen for once.
- D.W.
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There Is A Consent Problem
Recently, I discovered a shocking statistic that within the first five years of joining or exploring the D/S lifestyle, one in five people report that they had an incident where their consent was violated. The most often reported incident was the failure to respond appropriately to or respect a safeword. This research was done by the National Coalition For Sexual Freedom and it gave me pause because so many people discuss consent as well as safer practices within the lifestyle. Not only did it give me pause, but it showed me just how many people are tuning out this important information. Because of this, I want to talk about this lifestyle, consent, and stop thinking it cannot happen to you.
The first thing that everyone has to realize is that it can happen to you. You are not the exception or somehow different than, smarter than, or a better judge of character than those who have been violated. No matter how smart, clever, or gifted at divining good versus bad in a person, this can happen to you and the one and only person who can protect you is you.
Role in the lifestyle does not offer protection. While I believe submissives are more at risk, dominants and switches can and are susceptible just like an s-type.
Having a penis does not offer any special protection, even if you wear a condom 24/7 and no Mr. Twattwaffle the ‘ribs’ on that rubber are for your partner’s pleasure. They are not speed humps to slow down a bad situation for easier management. Gender does not make anyone exempt.
It does not matter if you are brand new, experienced, or a lifestyle veteran, when a person shares their experience of having their consent abused, shut up and listen. Hear their story, process it, and learn the lessons it teaches. Allow yourself to learn by what has happened to someone brave enough to share their trials so you do not repeat them.
When it comes to consent, here are ten things that I believe everyone must know and put into practice:
No matter what kinds of kinky fun anyone is going to engage in before any of the sinful shenanigans start each person who will be or may be involved must explicitly consent either verbally or in writing before even one iota of frolic starting. I strongly encourage writing it out prior, that way there is no reason for a misunderstanding. No one should ever mistake body language or body movements for consent. Additionally, past behavior or activities is never consent. Just because a person did XYZ in the past, does not mean XYZ today unless they have given explicit consent for it today.  
A person must be knowledgeable and informed to grant consent. This is especially important for newer individuals because if you are unsure what something is, you cannot consent to it. I can still remember a crappy experience shared by a new submissive that when their d-type playmate asked to do ATM that night, they consented even though they thought it was odd the dominant was asking to go to a bank machine for a little cash during their upcoming playtime. They were taken back when the d-type’s baloney pony popped out their bottom and was placed immediately in their mouth. They were horrified and felt ‘taken advantage of’ although they had given consent before play. Sadly this person did not grasp what they were agreeing to. So the moral of the story is to make sure you completely understand exactly what you are consenting to which means people must educate themselves and building knowledge takes time. There are no shortcuts to acquiring an understanding of the lifestyle and its terms.
Each person needs to find out the wishes and limits of the other person/people who will be involved. There should never be any grey areas and certainly never fifty shades of them.
Consent must always be given freely. It can never be bullied, forced, or manipulated, and should you find someone trying to push you into something you do not wish to agree to, stop and leave both them and the situation, IMMEDIATELY. Hey dumbinants, when you say “A real submissive would let me do…” or “you are not a real submissive because you will not do…” you are exposing yourself as an abusive f*ck boy. Submissives, if you hear these statements or something resembling them, get away from the person saying them immediately.
The time to agree and consent to things is before any ‘fun’ starts. Consent comes long before anyone ‘cums’.
Prior to titillating transactions taking place, everyone involved must know and understand each person’s safe words and gestures. I believe that if anyone is new or newer to the relationship or playship the words stop and no must be treated just like a safe word. Dominants, you need to have a safeword and gesture as well, these are not just for submissives.
During playful proceedings, anyone can revoke consent for any reason and at any point in time. A note to submissives, some idiots will tell you malarkey that says during punishment you are not allowed to remove/revoke your consent for anything they wish to do to you. Runaway from these idiots because what they are telling you is they ARE GOING TO ABUSE YOU. No matter what or when everyone has the right to revoke their consent for any reason.
The scope of play must be consented to before starting the adventure because once the games kick off, there cannot be a time-out called to renegotiate consent for anything new or additional. The rules that were agreed to before starting must stay in place and if an individual wants to add or try something different, it must wait and be negotiated before a ‘next time’. Here is a friendly reminder, while nothing not already agreed to can be added, consent can always be removed for anything, even if it was agreed to before play, plus consent for all play can be revoked with the use of a safe word/gesture at any time.
If a person is even the slightest bit impaired, a little buzzed, or a teensy bit happy from the use of drugs and/or alcohol they are unable to give consent. Even a slight bit of impairment removes a person’s ability to give consent.
Finally, should a person cause injury or disregard consent, to quote one of my favorite movies Office Space, this can result in an all-expense-paid trip to “pound you in the ass prison”. People also need to understand that many BDSM activities do violate the laws. So even consensual activities can be illegal and risk arrest as well as a pounding prison term. Make sure to educate yourself not only on play safety but the legalities of it, ignorance is never acceptable.
Please remember that the only person who can keep you safe is yourself and your safety is your responsibility.
As with all of my writings, please see this disclaimer.
©TLK2022
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Everything is a dick-waving contest with you fag. It's as if your sole purpose in life is to try to pick fights with me faggot. I could say I like cold weather, and you'll drop everything to fight about how you think hot weather is superior like a fucking idiot.
Like you have something to prove, like some stupid ass jock brained dimwit that has chosen me as prey that he needs to "conquer" or "dumbinate".
Do you think it's your birthright or your species rank in the pecking order over me? What if you're fucking wrong? I still have a say in this, shithead. You're a fucking goon, where's your intellect? Your dick size isn't going to cure cancer or invent teleportation, or find the secrets of the afterlife or immortality. Or keep you in a job or teach you respect for others. It'll get you plenty of welfare babies though.
As if his peers will ostracize him and destroy him if he fails.
What if I'm a normal human and you're a fucking retarded psycho? What if I don't want your faggot ass trying to act dumbinant with me?
Can you evolve past some pack animal mentality and accept that maybe you aren't the king shit of fuck mountain you think you are?
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wakewithgiggli · 1 year
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My New SL Profile Picks
I have been kind of a no-show in SL (Second Life) for the last year. I’m getting back into it, which may mean hypnotists. To drive them away, I have written a new set of Profile Picks. If you have any suggestions or thoughts about them, let me know!
When I First Got Into SL
I love hypnosis and that’s what drew me to second life. My profile originally said I was very inhibited and sought to use hypnosis to fix that, and that attracted hypnotists like a moth to a flame. I wonder why… But I realised I liked my boundaries, kind of, thanks to the people in the next three picks, so my interests changed.
How To Not Be a Dumbinant Hypnotist
This is amazingly simple, it's shocking to me that so many people fail to achieve it. It's this: when hypnotising someone, just slip in something like, "My suggestions only affect you when you are free to play and we are together." Do something like that EVERY TIME you hypnotise someone. And that's it. It also helps if you think of the people you play with as actual people. At least when you aren't playing with them. But maybe that is going too far.
Addictive Dumbinants
So many dumbinants want you addicted to them, but don't think about what that means when they aren't around. It's the height of selfishness. The FEELING of being obsessed by and addicted to someone can be really hot, but less so when it really does affect you all the time, especially when they aren't around or get bored of you and want someone knew to play with, and they discard you without thinking of removing that suggestion. It's EASY to play with addiction, if you remember the previous tip.
Selfish Dumbinants
When a dom/me tries to claim you as their sub, demanding exclusivity from you, while considering themselves free to do whatever they want whenever they want, run a mile. This is incredibly selfish and I've seen so many times how it leads to pining from a loyal sub with nothing to do, while the dom/me goes out and has their fun with whoever they fancy. These people greatly misunderstand the core D/s relationship.
My Own Tastes
Okay, I've talked a lot about what I DON'T like, and eviscerated something like 99% of hypnotists in SL at the same time. I honestly don't like talking too much about myself, at least publicly. I like bimbofication and dollification, and I like hypnosis itself (my biggest passion). I also like finding out what turns you on - I'm a bit of a service sub. You might not realise it from these picks, but I'm a very permissive subject. I enjoy a lot of things and tolerate a lot of stuff (for a while, at least). If you're interested in learning more, you'll have to win my attention (which honestly isn't hard - dangle a spiral in my direction…)
The Skill of a Hypnotist
You might notice I said nothing about the skill of the hypnotist. Because that really doesn't matter - someone with no experience who considers themselves a crappy hypnotist can still be really good and create amazing trances with a willing sub they have a rapport with. That’s what really matters - establishing a good relationship.
Want to Be a Better Hypnotic Subject?
I used to give out a bunch of tips to anyone who asked, and now that I've written them up on the web, you can read them here: https://sleepwithgiggli.tumblr.com/post/702189954894381056/ I've had a lot of testimonials from people telling me how they helped them experience trance for the first time, or deeper trances, and there are few people in the replies to that post saying the same thing. If you think you aren't a great subject, read these tips and try them out.
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samstarium · 2 years
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i get that he’s supposed to b, well-- suburban, but there’s no way john didn’t know what a transgender was. it’s 2016, not 1996 lmao
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john isn’t stupid why r u dumbin him down for this plot thread lmao
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woeiswo · 2 days
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I just got back from the circle k.
What the fuck is this "take care" crap for at the register nigger?
Who fucking says that? In what proper context?
I got a PERSONAL REJECTION NOTE from a "girlfriend" or crush, 30 fucking years ago with that written on it as it's closing words.
I threw it in the dumpster in a grocery bag full of snot after being taken to the hospital for suicidal behavior nigger.
What else do you need to know.
Who the fuck are you to demand of me where the fuck I vanished to before the turn of the millenia nigger? Some Crack addict that works for the coast guard on Washington Street in redondo??
I want to know why the police don't ask me questions in the department nigger. Even though you need me to justifybmy exist3nce over yourvneed for answers nigger.
Look at all this mishandled crime scene and neglected shit, because noone wanted to look into details or listen to a word from the person that was bleeding nigger.
Was that supposed to be scary? When noone hears you scream for help nigger? When the cops stand there like you're already dead and don't do shit to pursue any wrongdoing on anybodys part? That they are that naive to anything anybody else says, the family could have poisoned him, then called him irrational when the toxic effects made him freak out. And they just believe it on face value nigger? just don't listen to what this guy has to say about it huh nigger?
Do you murder a life and gut a cow and throw the devil horns in praise of satan to make me spill my guts for you nigger?
So you blew everything to shit and look at the mess you made, and now you don't want to answer for your crimes, but I have to suffer because of them. Nigger. And so now "you're the one thats making things fit" just like dirickson's band's song lyrics from before 1998. Thats a long time to say you didnt mean to cause a fight as your song also says, when the fight had not even begun yet, nigger.
when you want the chance to make things right SO YOU DON'TY LOSE FACE or go to prison for your crimes, and try to put humpty dumpy back together without answering to your crimes nigger.
You want "daddy's"glory and his deadly sin of pride and vanity. You want to go around thinking youre immune to punishment in the eyes of your victims nigger. You want to be free to abuse legal rights to privacy and boundaries while calling yourself "Gid"...
do you want credit for the Laws you break to victimize me too nigger?
Did the law agree to be dead in my life unless it's to punish me instead of somebody else nigger. Did the law agree to play dead instead of helping when I am the victim nigger?
What did you pay all of lawful society in, to make them corrupt or play ball for your side nigger. Coke? Meth? Whores? Guns?
My suffering. My injuries. I lost my mom and dad and all my friends. Everything. My house and my home, my good reputation with people while you remain unpologetic 30 years later nigger. because you wanted to play dumbinant alpha-male mafia shit with me nigger.
Who the fuck are you to need to know who they are niggger?
Who the fuck are you to try to extract information from me with no identity nigger.
You could be my piece of shit uncle trying to cover his or my family's guilt considering the obsession with loose ends nigger.
You could be my sister trying to powertrip her older sibling and abusing any priviledges with the law she has nigger.
You could be my sister's family of in-laws that married into her family tree.
You could be the cocaine or meth dealer from the local dive BAR nigger.
As if that's an uncommon occurrence nigger.
Noone does anything illegal there huh nigger. Not duis. not illegal drugs. Not prostitution. not narcotics trafficking.
And in this entire country of unacknowledged dive-bar lawlessness you need me to solve this case because you don't want to, huh nigger.
Why do you need this gossip or need to start shit to give "somebody something to talk about" nigger.
You act like I'm forced on defense and in the seat of judgement of right and wrong, 24 hours a day, and that you never are nigger.
If you were a legitimate police detective why didn't you do your fucking homework when the answers were given to you in writing 30 years ago nigger.
Who's playing self important, damage-control, cover-up detective nigger?
Who's talking shit 30 years later? The girl that rejected me, or this faggot ex-roommate that never used that phrase until she dumped me nigger. I've known him since 7th grade. And he never spoke that phrase until it was written on a rejection note handed to me.
Did the girl round up all her friends to conspire about rejectungvme nigger? The faggot ex-roomate was also roommates with a guy "tim" that knew the girl from the local bar scene.
Were either of them coached by her, on how to speak around me nigger?
It was q rejection note. Do you think I shared my "shame" with everybody? Or noone nigger.
Suddenly she turned into a thankless cunt. I never asked for shit from her. Now this cunt is trying to make me regret being "a nice person" to her nigger.
Does my sister, or my rapist faggot incest brained uncle need to know just because he watches from the outside and supposedly knows nothing nigger?
You keep me out of the loop on a lot of shit nigger. Now you wanna demand explanations when you don't like how it feels to be alienated or rejected or denied nigger?
Did the girl tell countee what to say to me nigger?
What else did she tell him? What did she say about me to stop treating me as a friend nigger.
And why did this take care phrase suddenly become popular?
It was on the rejection note written to me.
For all I know, somebody was following me and leaving bags of dogshit on your lawn to implicate me for any disrespect nigger.
What the fuck are you playing mafia princess about now nigger? 30 years later. Was I that much of an inconvenience for you, you fucking cunt? You're going around town 120 miles south and coaching people how to speak in my presence nigger. It's safe to assume you pass around photos when you lie about me and badmouth me too nigger.
Am I supposed to know what itvmeanscnigger.
You better explain yourself nigger.
Sound familiar?
The dive bar where I used to hang out with the girl, or the city jurisdiction's police department.
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mme-domina · 3 months
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I’ll be on my feet all day today so I need a sub to give me a massage 💕👣💕👣💕
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mingzisdrgongxuo · 1 month
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When I say I'm going left...this kook goes to the right, just to be "cute".
Every time we fight.
There's two people. Me. And "U".
And an unidentified unseen third person who is typically the one lighting the original fuse.
"U" is how a normal person would be and shows no signs of loyalty or allegiance to an enemy attacker that they secretly allied with.
There could be a cord between "Me" and "U".
my p.o.v. is stop attacking me.
this "Contrary Spirit" with folded arms in prayer, in contrast to the lotus position in prayer,.. lives on.
An A-B conversation.
'A' does not want to fight with 'B'. 'A' avoids conflict instead of sowing seeds of war.
'B' seeks out and attacks 'A' .
'A' breaks away and vanishes to find their own resonance in the universe below radar and off the grid, away from stalkers, predators and unwanted followers.
'B' is unrelenting in his attempts to take hold or grapple for control.
Is that 'B' trying to assert his male dumbinance bullshit on me (A)?
or was it an 'A'-'B' conversation that somebody needs to 'C' their way out of..
Maybe the 'C' is A or B's partner in crime or betrayal.
Maybe 'C' is a complete outsider to the A-B family.
Maybe one of us did something bad to our childhood neighbors and they have an unresolved grudge and predatory score to settle.
Maybe you did something bad.
I'll have to wait and die of old age otherwise, because I'm busy letting life's joys and opportunities and the world pass me by, while you find shit on me to punish me for.
You hit reset and change of venue a lot on your Nintendo box when we play.
Every time I win,.... until you win actually.
Maybe somebody is spying on the A-B conversations without A or B's legal consent or ability to legally enforce, or without religious acceptance.
Maybe they splice themselves in or attach themselves to the cord in between.
Does it put a tin can phone from Gid in your head to listen to guitar strings through?
Is that what it is when palm readers talk about divination or psychic bullshit?
Are you trying to sell a fucking seance' parlor trick?
Are you going to use that cord to find your way home? Before or after you "Get lost."?
Go ask that Chinese guy in The Motherland for directions next time you go there.
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discardpile · 3 months
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Let me know when you don't need a second life-form at all times nigger. You don't need to watch me interact with people so you can make money off of the things you spy on and stay rich and lawless, nigger.
Whatever faggot. I don't see you giving me any power or praise, nigger feeding off the host.
Is leeching off my resources supposed to make me stronger, nigger?
Get rid of one disrespectful faggot and another one piles on like a freshly emptied New York parking space, to feed and drain life, nigger
Stop bothering me nigger.
Did you obey? No. You needed to be a goon and play your dumbinant male wifebeater act. Nigger.
Why the fuck should I praise you, nigger?
Do you think you are going to cut off all options or routes until only you are left, nigger?
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gyalcoeur-love · 5 months
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out in cali🏄‍♀️🇺🇸 they love me 💞 down in bali🇮🇩🏖 they love me 💓 out in mali 🏜🇲🇱 they dumbin 🤪 out in maui🌊 🌺 we comin 😤 poppin out 🎉 in bengali🇧🇩🍛 with a pretty somali🇸🇴🧕🏾
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IF FAST, FURIOUS, AND INTENSE DUTCH HARDCORE IS WHAT YOU CRAVE -- THE ONLY B.G.K. ALBUM ON CD YOU'LL EVER NEED.
PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on "A Dutch Feast... The Complete Works of Balthasar Gerards Kommando," a discography/compilation album by 'Amsterdam-based '80s hardcore punk band B.G.K., compiled and released by Alternative Tentacles in 1999. The album contains forty-six tracks and is considered the definitive collection of B.G.K.'s entire recorded output.
"The Alternative Tentacles website blurts:
"Dutch punk; the glory years! Their entire discography collected, the double LP is finally back in print! These Dutch punks offered one of the most furious and intense displays of hardcore the world has ever seen!"
Damn straight. I wrote all those furious and intense songs because I'm a furious and intense guy. See, that's me pictured on the cover. OK, I was still a handsome young lad in 1984, sporting stylish European headwear. Even though I did not posses all my Super Slug Powers yet, I still got more pussy than Joan Jett backstage, while you and your friends were getting clowned by the doorman.
I'm not too wild about the title the folks at Alternative Tentacles conjured up for this project, but nobody asked me, so what can ya do. What the hell is a "Dutch Feast" anyways?
Released in the year 2000 as double album and in CD format, it is, as the title suggests, a retrospective, and contains the third official re-release of "Jonestown Aloha" (1982), "Nothing Can go Wrong" (1986), the multi-bootlegged "White Male Dumbinance" EP from 1984, all in one handy package, with a few tracks taken from compilations like the (also multi-released) "Welcome to 1984", and "P.E.A.C.E" record thrown in."
-- TONY SLUG, a.k.a., Tony Tony Leeuwenburgh, former bassist/guitarist for Amsterdam-based hardcore punk band B.G.K. (BALTHASAR GERARDS KOMMANDO), published May 28, 2009
Sources: www.picuki.com/media/2428934056752180114 & http://tonyslug.blogspot.com/2009/05/bgk-dutch-feast.html.
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blenderchildren · 5 months
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I can sense you emotional reactions every time I post something.
What resonates with you or validates your opinion.
What makes you scared, what causes you anger, stress, or fear.
What of my interests you want to burn or destroy because it is not in line with what you value.
I cut down somebody I normally support, and you stop attacking me, as if the energy shift is supposed to program me to mold my life and world according to your comfort zones.
When I don't eat when you want me to, you start acting like a fycking disrespectful piece of shit trying to bully me like a dog on a leash.
My apartment is empty, noone else is here to LEGALLY see anything. And yet, As soon as you see me put food in my hands, you stop jerking my chain, as if your faggot ignorant nigger ass is trying to program me like a dog. As if I'm supposed to "beta down" for your arrogant nigger ass.
With your dog whispering nigger ass expecting me to accept the abuse,..
...and that obediience leads to your end to my torment, nigger.
So fuck you, no.
You need to fucking learn some things about the Law and about respect, nigger.
You need me for something that you cannot admit to. It would kill you to acknowledge my true worth or value to you. You want me to believe I have no worth or value nigger. Sound like a nigger trying to get even with whitey?
I don't need you for a fucking thing.
This isn't the caveman era before fire was discovered, nigger.
Do you think you're creations gift?
Do you think you have leverage or blackmail to try to DUMBinate people or bully them?
Is that how you treat females?
Is that why you can't keep a girlfriend?
I'm not your artistic muse to exploit so you can get rich off me nigger. Go write stories about yourself instead of mine and desecrate everything sacred your own fucking life.
You act like I'm the only one who writes or creates anything original, without plagiarizing or desecrating the sanctity of other people's lives, nigger.
We are not roomates, or intimate partners, I don't give a fuck if your bullshit isn't in agreement with my bullshit.
I was a lot cooler and happier when i was free to be whoever i wanted to be, without anybody objecting or trying to get in the way, meddle or interfere...before your fucking opinion mattered.
You dickheads need your devil worship bullshit as an exact reflection of xtian fanatics that need scriptural words and names spoken everyday.
Who the fuck are you?
Lawless dick.
I live in the wilderness, no human contact. Your needs are nonsense.
Are you in a hurry to have your head cut off trying to force your head in for invasion or acceptance?
Your bullshit concept of divinity only has the power it does when somebody accepts your illegal activity and turns a blind eye to the laws you break and the people that suffer when you think you're too priviledged to respect the law, or anybody else.
"Take care"
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