incorrect billie bust up quotes! (with the antagonists)
barnaby: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
fantoccio: Go to sleep
barnaby: What gif I don't want to?
fantoccio: Frick You
barnaby: How did none of you hear what I just said?
fantoccio: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Dutch: I got distracted about halfway through.
Elaine: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
barnaby: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
fantoccio: Plane tickets?
Dutch: Concert tickets?
Elaine: Prostitution?
barnaby, holding their broken frames: Glasses-
barnaby: Wake me up…
fantoccio: Before you go go!
Dutch: When September ends…
Elaine: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
barnaby: Is stabbing someone immoral?
fantoccio: Not if they consent to it.
Dutch: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Elaine: YES?!?
Dutch: Why are barnaby and fantoccio sitting with their backs to each other?
Elaine: They had a fight.
Dutch: Then why are they holding hands?
Elaine: They get sad when they fight.
barnaby: There is no future. there is no past. Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
fantoccio:
Dutch:
Elaine:
Everyone Else At barnaby’s Surprise Birthday Party:
fantoccio: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-
barnaby: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a THREAT.
barnaby: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
fantoccio: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
barnaby: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
fantoccio: barnaby, they...they weren’t always orphans.
barnaby:
elaine: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
barnaby, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
dutch, deadpanning at barnaby: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
barnaby: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
barnaby: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
fantoccio: I think you mean cards.
barnaby, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Hello again! Can I request another Barnaby piece?
Barnaby giving Dutch some poisoned cigars, and Basile just having a...not so good vibe about him
dont smoke yall!
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Billie Bust Up Humanizations!
MORE OF MY HUMANIZED MFS
I literally have nothing else in mind to post so all I have is this lineup, love you bbu community [heart emoji]
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