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National Examiner, April 12
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Mark Harmon quitting NCIS
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Page 2: Stars Who Rock Around the Clock -- they believe in the healing power of crystals -- Naomi Campbell, Shirley MacLaine, Adele, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Uma Thurman
Page 3: Debra Messing, Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Gisele Bundchen
Page 4: Eddie Murphy's roles and costumes
Page 6: George Clooney is turning 60 in May, and he says being an older dad to toddlers has its benefits -- his son isn't ever going to feel competitive with him and he'll be gumming his bread by the time he'd feel competitive with him, jokes the Oscar-winning actor, whose twins Ella and Alexander turn 4 in June -- George is well aware that growing up with two highly accomplished parents (his wife Amal Clooney is a successful human rights lawyer) can put a lot of pressure on a kid and that's why the couple is already guiding Ella and Alexander with strong values and kind hearts because George says it's their job to make sure that they care about people and that they challenge people in power and look out for people who don't have power and those are the things he was raised with -- the known prankster is also passing the practical joke tradition down to the next generation and he taught Alexander to take a piece of banana, chew it up and then spit it into a napkin, then stand next to him mom, pretend to blow his nose into it and look down until Mama looks at it, then eat it
Page 7: Partridge Family star Shirley Jones turned 87, and she's brimming over with gratitude for her wonderful life that's been chock-full of extraordinary experiences -- she says you have to have a good time and enjoy life to the fullest and before you know it you'll be 87 -- Shirley has three sons (her stepson David Cassidy died in 2017) and 13 grandchildren
Page 8: Take your etiquette test for tea with Queen Elizabeth
Page 9: Brain foods that may help prevent dementia
* Study says new drug slows Alzheimer's
Page 10: Jennifer Garner recently opened up about her real feelings on her body -- she's 48 and single and has three children with ex-husband Ben Affleck: daughters Violet and Seraphina and son Samuel -- in a recent interview, she admitted that her body has changed a lot since having three kids and she doesn't mind one little bit, even though she was hurt when a friend hinted she may be expecting again, saying there are some women whose bodies just, no matter how many babies they have, they bounce right back to that slim-hipped, no stomach and she has so many girlfriends who have that physique and she's so happy for them, but she's not one of them and she can work really hard and she can be really fit and she will still look like a woman who's had three babies and she always will
Page 11: 6 stomach symptoms you should never ignore -- catch problems before the become deadly
Page 12: After more than two decades, James Brolin says he's discovered the way to keep his marriage to Barbra Streisand going strong: negotiation -- it's taken two marriages and 22 years for him to figure it out and he and his wife have gotten so close being locked down together -- his mother was the sweetest person so he never really learned to negotiate with women but now he knows if you sit down and talk about a situation, you can work it out
Page 14: Dear Tony, America's Top Psychic Healer -- don't make snap judgments; you may lose the perfect mate -- Tony predicts a very hot summer coming and a lot more street crime
Page 15: Folks getting their COVID-19 vaccinations at the Berkshire Community College in Massachusetts got a shocking treat: a mini-concert from world-famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma -- while waiting out his 15-minute observation period, the musician sat down to play a socially distant symphony for his fellow inoculees
Page 16: Duchess Kate is never seen without a purse, but what exactly does she keep inside it? There's quite a history between royal women and their handbags: Princess Diana used her clutch bag to cover her cleavage from prying photographers, Queen Elizabeth moves her handbag from one arm to the other to signal to her staff when she's bored of chatting with someone, and Kate carries her bag in her left hand so she can keep her right hand free to greet and shake hands with guests and she holds her bag in front of her when shaking hands might be awkward -- according to royal protocol pre-pandemic, Kate must extend her hand first for another person to shake hands with her, so if she prefers to just smile instead of touching other folks, she uses her clutch to do that -- author Marcia Moody who wrote Kate: A Biography, says the duchess always carries four must-have items: in her small clutch, she carries a compact mirror, a handkerchief, blotting paper and lip balm and every now and then, if she's going to attend a tennis match, for example, Kate will carry a pair of sunglasses -- unlike Queen Elizabeth, whose purses come from a company called Launer, the duchess favors different brands, but mostly a company called Mulberry -- nowadays with three small children, the mom gravitates toward midsize bags with handles because she's got to take more items with her like a handy bunch of tissues, good for wiping little noses and faces, and also takes her camera along
Page 18: William Shatner confesses that when he starred in Star Trek during the mid-60s, he had no idea it would become a worldwide phenomenon still popular today -- Shatner, who turned 90 in March, says it's unimaginable and it's all beyond anybody's imagination or ability to repeat and the greatest thing about being the captain of the Enterprise for three years was his relationship with the cast and the roles were written so well
Page 19: Brandy is a one-in-a million cat because those are the odds she'd ever be found again after she went missing 15 years ago -- when Charles got the phone call from a California animal shelter that his missing pet has been found, he could scarcely believe his ears and the Los Angeles man was skeptical and thought it must be a mistake but he had made sure the two-month-old kitten had a microchip and sure enough, the malnourished stray they found was his Brandy -- Charles did break down and cry because he thought about all of the years he lost from her and when he picked her up, she started to purr and it was very emotional
Page 20: Mark Harmon finally lured wife Pam Dawber out of retirement to star alongside him on NCIS, but the pairing will be short-lived because he's leaving the show after 18 hit seasons -- the 69-year-old star is finally fed up with the backbreaking hours, endless rehearsals, and feuds with cast and crew, and plans to ride off into the sunset with Pam and retire to the couple's Montana Ranch -- Mark's contract is up after season 18, and he's agonized over whether to sign a new one and he's being offered the moon and the stars to come back for a few more seasons, but he says his heart just isn't in it and Mark has faced problems on the set over the past few years and he feels his age, he just doesn't need the aggravation anymore -- NCIS recently teased a possible departure of his character Leroy Gibbs when the special agent commander was suspended for assaulting and nearly killing a suspect but despite that, Harmon insists Gibbs not be killed off so he can leave the door open for a possible return
Page 22: Legendary actor Michael Caine just turned 88 and he's still going strong, starring in an upcoming comedy Best Sellers and says he knows he's old but he doesn't feel old, not in his head, where it matters
Page 24: They say money doesn't buy happiness, but what do people spend their money on that can buy happiness? You don't need millions of dollars to afford the things that happy people buy to stay that way and studies show that anything over $75,000 a year in income is gravy, which means yachts, jewels, second homes and art collections are not at all required -- the best thing to drop your cash on is experiences and doing is better than having and in other words, an object you own will never give you the consistent pleasure of an experience that creates good memories that live on forever -- also the best experiences are the ones that involve other people like having a picnic with family, going rafting with pals, or even just walking and talking with an exercise buddy
Page 25: Freshen Your Fridge -- make a clean start with this 5-step plan
Page 26: Tony's Mystic World -- may the force be with you -- the life force can be drained out of you by fear or worry
Page 28: Sensational Snaps From Around the World -- photo contest captures amazing sights
Page 31: When to trash it -- the useful lifespan of refrigerated food
Page 32: It's been 40 years since Marilu Henner starred on the hit sitcom Taxi, but the great memories and wonderful co-stars are always on her mind because she's still pals with them -- they always stayed in touch with each other and never lost touch and do a Taxi Zoom every two months and they're all very current with each other and they have a text chain as well and they're in contact every week -- Marilu is close with cast members Tony Danza, Judd Hirsch, Danny DeVito, Christopher Lloyd and Carol Kane
Page 33: Garth Brooks is overjoyed wife Trisha Yearwood has finally bounced back from her bout with COVID-19 -- she seems to be 100 percent, according to Garth, and at the end there during fatigue she got real impatient, really kind of mean and sassy and he thought well, she's back to herself -- after announcing in February that Trisha had the coronavirus and Garth said he had tested negative
Page 40: The grass is always greener when you use these simple gardening tips
* Avoid cat-astrophe -- the right way to add a stray
Page 42: 10 things you never knew about Glenn Close -- the wildly successful actress turned 74 in March
Page 44: Eyes on the Stars -- Sylvester Stallone and wife Jennifer Flavin leave a Florida hotel (picture), Jane Seymour is still looking on the bright side even as the world continues to weather the pandemic, one year after the death of Kenny Rogers his family thanked fans as they honored his life, Sharon Stone is dishing dirt about her Hollywood past in her recently released memoir like one moviemaker who told her to have sex with a male co-star to improve their on-screen chemistry, 28-year-old twins Lady Amelia and Lady Eliza Spencer who are the nieces of Princess Diana recently stepped out in South Africa as bridesmaids for fellow high society girl Leila Osato, director Christopher Columbus pooh-poohed internet rumors about the existence of an NC-17 cut of Mrs. Doubtfire but he did confirm there's an unreleased R-rated version
Page 45: Good Morning America co-host Cecilia Vega mugs it up for the camera on the morning show (picture), Gretta Monahan gets out of a car (picture), longtime GMA veteran Robin Roberts displays her ever-present sunny side on the set (picture), the Hollywood Hills home of Johnny Depp recently had some uninvited guests when a man was spotted loitering by the property's pool but ran off after being confronted by a neighbor and not much later Johnny's security team called police about another unwanted visitor who had taken a shower and helped himself to the actor's booze, Elsa Pataky has been married to Chris Hemsworth for 10 years and says patience and communication and understanding are what help their relationship be successful
Page 46: A Texas man has helped thousands of people by donating his blood platelets a staggering 962 times over the past 37 years
Page 47: Celebrity Weddings Gone Wrong -- Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden, Nicky Hilton and James Rothschild, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar, Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley
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a really long tag tag tag 
rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people
tagged: @littlemrsbookreader thank you love! 
tagging: @chaolwestfal @dunaysha @merchlings @cecihlys @mareshmallow @fredgideon @rosqles @maurasargent @acchxiles @graytessa @clarafarleybarrow @blackhtorns @jeditico @grishae @nestha + anyone who wants to i cant remember anyone else shh
below the cut, since this is really long!
what was your last — 
1. drink: water from my fridge 
2. phone call: my mother
3. text message: discussing a luncheon tomorrow 
4. song you listened to: lullaby, mary glenn 
5. time you cried: three days ago lol
6. dated someone twice: hah 
7. kissed someone and regretted it: hah again
8. been cheated on: nope
9. lost someone special: yes. 
10. been depressed: no, i don’t think so
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: not the first but the latter yes
fave colours —
12. gray
13. pale pale pale mint
14. pastel blue
in the last year have you...
15. made new friends: yes! both irl and on tumblr :))
16. fallen out of love: yes
17. laughed until you cried: mhm
18. found out someone was talking about you: yep
19. met someone who changed you: yes, and greatly. 
20. found out who your friends are: yes, i believe so
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: nope
general —
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: every one of them, tho i dont even use fb
23. do you have any pets: a doggo
24. do you want to change your name: yea, when i was in 2nd-3rd grade
25. what did you do for your last birthday: panera bread + movies with frens
26. what time did you wake up today: 6:15 ish 
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: slep
28. what is something you can’t wait for: war storm in may! the 100 s5 in april! disneyland in april! graduation!!!
30. what are you listening to right now: music, specifically ‘stone’ by alessia cara, sebastian cole 
31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: mm i dont think so
32. something that’s getting on your nerves: the amount of noise my siblings make
33. most visited website: tumblr, hah 
34. hair colour: black as night 
35. long or short hair: in the middle, chest length. plans to cut it soon tho
36. do you have a crush on someone: i dont know :’)
37. what do you like about yourself: my endurance 
38. want any piercings: either an upper lobe or helix piercing i def didnt look up the names
39. blood type: i’m pretty sure i’m an o
40. nicknames: audwee, dwee, or audweeturtles (my gaming tag dsjdhsj) 
41. relationship status: single pringle, not really wanting to mingle 
42. sign: virgo
43. pronouns: she/her
44. fave tv shows: the 100, grey’s anatomy, the walking dead (only seasons 1-6), abc merlin, i thiiiiiink that’s it
45. tattoos: no, too young
46. right or left handed: right
47: ever had surgery: nope 
48. piercings: only my ears
49. sport: softball and or track & field 
50. vacation: london!! the philippines (my whole fam’s there)!!
51. trainers: all the classic vans, black/white converse, random stuff too
more general —
52. eating: a quesadilla, caesar salad. yes, weird. 
53. drinking: water 
54. i’m about to watch: s’more grey’s anatomy or youtube 
55. waiting for: the new piano with working pedals 
56. want: that’s a long list m8 
57. get married: maybe maybe 
58. career: travel magazine journalism, possibly changing 
which is better:
[assuming these are for lovers??]
59. Hugs or kisses: kisses
60. lips or eyes: eyes
61. shorter or taller: taller, tbh
62. older or younger: older, or same age 
63. nice arms or stomach: arms
64. hookup or relationships: relationships
65. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant, y am i lying tho (kaz)
have you ever —
66. kissed a stranger: no
67. Drank hard liquor: nope
68. turned someone down: yes
69. sex on first date: nope
70: broken someone’s heart: maybe 
71. had your heart broken: yes
72. been arrested: nope nope 
73. cried when someone died: yes
74. fallen for a friend: lettuce not taco bout that
do you believe in —
75. yourself: at times 
76: miracles: my grandparents are so sweet and healthy,,, i have ppl outside of my fam to talk to, and i’m so grateful for them.
77. love at first sight: if only 
78. santa claus: no, i figured the ruse out when i saw my mom buying an extra toy and i was like tf 
79. angels: yes
misc —
80. best friend’s name: andi 
81. eye colour: medium brown 
82. fave movie: pride & prejudice (keira knightley)
83. fave actor: none whatsoever
84. fave cartoon: anastasia 
85. fave teacher’s name: eddy 
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