supernatural s11e13 love hurts (w. eric charmelo, nicole snyder)
STACY
Ew, I can taste her mom lipstick…you’re telling her tonight, right?
rude, stacy :P
SAM
Is that a hickey?
DEAN
And? It was Valentine’s Day. I can’t help it if I’m a hopeless romantic.
SAM
You got half of that right.
DEAN
Just doing my civic duty. Helping all the single ladies. You know the best thing about February 14th. You don’t have to be Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
SAM
That’s classy.
DEAN
Yeah and what’d you do, judgy? Curl up in your Snuggie, watch '50 Shades' on cable?
cuz every girl crazy bout sharp dressed man men
*squints* what is that fake domain, danharper.search for the knockoff facebook page. and we got an untitled folder, not quite untitled 1 and 2 but i'll take it :p
always with the full kitchenette and vintage appliances. and bringing back the ridiculous little separators. tires!
DEAN
I need a beer, regroup, maybe get lucky.
SAM
Didn’t you just get lucky?
DEAN
That was in Kansas. What do you say? You with me? Ready to go scrape a few hearts off the bar room floor?
SAM
I think I’ll pass. I’m gonna go hit the lore, but you go be you.
DEAN
Suit yourself.
dean's feelin his oats again apparently! feels like he had some seasons there where far as we knew he wasn't ever getting laid
laughing at the wife shoving these witchy items down the garbage disposal. one way to get rid of things i guess? not so good for the plumbing though
hey they named a motel after me personally
DEAN
Hey. Any luck?
SAM
No. You?
DEAN
Nah. Hey what’s a…uh…dad bod?
please. (reminder that all bodies are good bodies)
MELISSA
All I had to do was chant it and seal it with a kiss.
oh i see. it was plot-relevant mom lipstick.
SAM
So the curse is transmittable?
DEAN
Like a magic STD. Okay that works. Kinda makes you nostalgic for good old fashioned herpes.
this is very fic-ish. LOL and of course dean kisses the lady to take the curse on. clearly he should hot potato it over to sam at some point but we know that's not gonna happen :p
baby lookin pretty in all those pink highlights
DEAN
I’d say that went pretty well. What do you think?
SAM
Wait. Are you serious? You think it’s a great idea to give yourself a fatal curse?
DEAN
Well, target's off her back ain’t it?
SAM
I’m just saying. You don’t have to do this. Be the guinea pig.
DEAN
What?
SAM
Be the martyr. Try to carry the weight by yourself. Do this.
DEAN
I’m gonna be fine, okay? And as long as I’m good, she’s good and that’s the important thing. Besides. It proved our theory didn’t it? That this whole kiss of death thing is transmittable. I mean, I’m not asking for the Nobel here, but thank you.
both reasonable to do and also his martyr tendencies are well documented :p but even if he died, wouldn't it just go back to her? moo point, as they say?
SAM
I guess. Here we go. Someone chants a curse, lays a wet one on you, then the victim is seduced and killed by the Qareen, but instead of taking the form of Barbara Eden, the present themselves as your deepest, darkest desire.
oh great. so we're gonna see amara then. very convenient of this witch to leave post-it notes with all the details on their monster including how to kill it
okay, that was adorable. so happy to win for once, didn't even care to claim the prize
AMARA
You’re a mystery. I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except it’s cloaked in shame. When it comes to this, you can’t help yourself, so why fight it. Just give in.
i mean it's just funny because we did kind of do this already in 4x14 sex and violence with the siren.
from s4e14
SAM
Yeah. You see, sirens can read minds. They see what you want most and then they can kinda, like, cloak themselves. You know, like an illusion.
--
MUNROE
Dean's all mine.
SAM
You poisoned him.
MUNROE
No. I gave him what he needed. And it wasn't some bitch in a G-string. It was you. A little brother that looked up to him, that he could trust. And now he loves me. He'd do anything for me. And I gotta tell you, Sam, that kind of devotion? I mean, watching someone kill for you? It's the best feeling in the world.
SAM
Is that why you're slutting all over town?
MUNROE
Ahh. I get bored, like we all do. And I wanna fall in love again. And again...and again.
have to do some mental gymnastics to not understand that as wincest, i think. still hard to wrap my head around that making it to the screen. anyway. dean wants to bang amara, let's get to it
DEAN
It was Amara.
SAM
That surprise you?
DEAN
That doesn’t surprise you?
SAM
Honestly?
DEAN
Honestly? You seriously think the sister of God is my deepest darkest desire?
SAM
She isn’t?
DEAN
No! She can’t be!
SAM
Why not?
DEAN
Why? Because if she is that means that I’m…
SAM
Means you’re what? Complicit? Weak? Evil?
DEAN
For starters, yeah.
SAM
Dean. Do you honestly think you ever had a choice in the matter? She’s the sister of God, and for some reason she picked you and that sucks, but if you think I’m gonna blame you or judge you…I’m not.
DEAN
You know that I want her ass dead.
SAM
Yes. Of course. And I know you’ve also probably beaten yourself up a hundred times over it, but where has that gotten us? Just how bad is it?
DEAN
Standing here right now, every bone in my body wants to run her through. Send her back to that hole she crawled out of. But when I’m near her, I don’t know. Something happens and I can’t explain it, but to call it desire or love…it’s not that. I’m screwed man. We wanna kill the darkness. We need to kill the darkness. And I don’t think I can. I’m sorry to do that to you, ya know, but when it comes right down to it…
SAM
I got it Dean.
i honestly can't remember the last time they had that open of a conversation. dare i say, that's practically out of character understanding from sam, when it comes to dean hiding something important like that. i fully expected the show to have him flip his lid over dean not telling him something relevant to their big monster hunt, not trusting him with being able to handle the truth. maybe i'm just jaded by how they've done overblown brother conflict for so many seasons. but anyway, i'm thankful for sam being so reasonable and understanding. i'm thankful for dean just telling him straight up what's going on and that he can recognize he can't just power through this problem. usually they only talk this way with other people, it's nice to have it directed at each other for once. still a little bit in shock, honestly.
i like how they focused on the money he left to cover the damages again after showing him slip it under initially. like hello fans yes they do try to cover the fact that they're constantly wrecking motel rooms. feel like these later seasons have a lot of little nods like that (like say, the rock paper scissors, a bitch/jerk moment in 11x04, etc)
siege: wrote 4x07 it's the great pumpkin, sam winchester (with eric kripke), 4x12 criss angel is a douchebag, 4x18 the monster at the end of this book, 5x05 fallen idols, 5x12 swap meat, 5x17 99 problems
dabb & loflin: wrote 4x06 yellow fever, 4x13 after school special, 4x19 jump the shark, 5x06 i believe the children are our future, 5x11 sam interrupted, 5x16 dark side of the moon, 5x19 hammer of the gods, 6x04 weekend at bobby's, 6x07 family matters, 6x13 unforgiven, 6x18 frontierland, 7x03 the girl next door, 7x08 season seven time for a wedding, 7x14 plucky pennywhistle's magic menagerie, 7x22 there will be blood, 8x02 what's up, tiger mommy?
glass: wrote 6x02 two and a half men, 6x08 all dogs go to heaven, 6x12 like a virgin, 6x19 mommy dearest, 7x04 defending your life, 7x11 adventures in babysitting, 7x18 party on, garth, 8x06 southern comfort, 8x12 as time goes by, 8x18 freaks and geeks, 9x12 sharp teeth, 9x17 mother's little helper, 10x04 paper moon, 10x12 about a boy
charmelo & snyder: wrote 6x06 you can't handle the truth, 6x14 mannequin 3: the reckoning, 6x17 my heart will go on, 9x05 dog dean afternoon, 9x13 the purge, 10x06 ask jeeves, 10x13 halt & catch fire, 11x07 plush, 11x13 love hurts
matthews: wrote 6x05 live free or twi-hard, 6x10 caged heat, 6x16 and then there were none
The thing is. I don’t have to wonder what it means. I know what it means. There are four writers where I can say with absolute certainty they were writing dean winchester gay love angel. Steve Love can get crazier than that yockey. Bobo I love you berens. Meredith cas is my best friend Glynn. Eric twitter likes full of destiel gay sex charmelo. However. The problem. The issue. Is There are more writers than that
“I’ll finally get some face time with Daisy Duke… my deepest, darkest desire.”
Reference: The Dukes of Hazzard
Episode: 11x13 “Love Hurts”
Writer: Eric Charmelo & Nicole Snyder
Spoken To: Sam Winchester
Media Type: Television
Timeframe: 1979-1985
Description: The adventures of the fast-drivin', rubber-burnin' Duke boys of Hazzard County. Daisy Mae Duke is a fictional character, played by Catherine Bach. She was the cousin of Bo and Luke, the main protagonists of the show, who were themselves cousins to each other. Daisy would frequently become involved in the Dukes' car chases, using one of her cars, including the 1973 Plymouth Roadrunner or the 1980 Jeep CJ-7 "Golden Eagle" christened "Dixie".
NOTE: I know there was a 2005 movie remake of Dukes of Hazzard, but Dean mentions right after this that he’s had a crush on Daisy Duke since he was seven, which means it has to be the original!
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Oh my god I just noticed the other guy on Berens' side is Eric Charmelo. You know. The guy who liked explicit Destiel fanart and prequelgate tweets shading jarpad.
Yup. Listen guys, i could literally tell you all, top to bottom, what the fuck went on in the writing room between seasons 9-15 specifically, internally, what caused various breakdowns and exits, conflicts internally, different methodology between carver vs dabb, the entire internal revolution thing--but like. People would just be like "u made it up" or whatever and like. No seriously, guys. There are certain friendship webs within these creative units that have gone to war and picked up arms to stand with us, or against us. I'm not kidding. And Singer is the chuck that's gone. Like we won and fandom is still spinning denialist circles.
supernatural s11e7 plush (w. eric charmelo, nicole snyder)
not the most promising start. offbrand donnie darko bunny
DEAN
Really? I mean, really?
SAM
You ever hear of privacy?
DEAN
Hey, you want privacy, close your door.
as ever, privacy being invaded really hurts my heart. absolutely dean has a point and sam should have closed his door, but dean also had a shitty fucking smirk on his face and that nasty tone and i'm ready to punch him. i don't pray, i've never believed in anything, and i'm horribly hurt and offended that he'd act like this. i know their history and the dumb plot shit makes prayer not the same thing as it is out here in the real world, but come fucking on. he's still being a raging asshole about sam taking the chance on believing even just a tiny bit that it's god behind the visions.
DEAN
Thought we talked about this.
SAM
Yeah, we did, Dean. But why is it so hard to believe that God could be sending me visions about the darkness?
DEAN
You kidding me? He didn't feel the need to show up for the Apocalypse. Why would he give a crap now?
SAM
I don't know. Maybe because she's his sister? What do you wanna do? Sit back? Ignore him? Do nothing?
DEAN
No, that's -- that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, don't count on God. Okay? Count on us.
count on us (so when you gonna tell sam your secret huh DEAN-O)
glad they let donna wear a uniform that vaguely fits and maybe dropping the fat jokes. maybe. (of course not)
BROCK
Not much, man. I mean, I was just hammering my bi's, gettin' all swole,
please no and thank you
s11e7 rita / true colors (1990-1992) brigid brannagh as katie davis
whoa okay so i definitely know this person and i think... it's from.... true colors?? which is yet another tv show i haven't thought about since the early 90s. wild
surely couldn't let sam's clown phobia not make an appearance in a killer ghost possessed child entertainer costume episode. was it purely so they could subject sam to a clown :p it's never gonna beat this post-clown interaction though
7x14 plucky pennywhistle's magical menagerie
dean heartily laughing and sam with his arms outstretched absolutely coated in glitter (i wanna paint it some day, so sparkly) will make me smile every time
also, i love this line
from 2x02
DEAN
Planes crash!
SAM
And apparently clowns kill!
okay anyway. rehashing the good clown phobia moments :P (he did say the clown fight in 7x14 was therapeutic, guess he needs more exposure therapy [beating])
taking another moment to appreciate how much better his hair looks this season, especially post-scuffle
she is so very cute
DONNA
I don't have time for insubordination.
SAM
Or is it maybe that you're treating new Doug like old Doug and not even giving him a chance?
DONNA
You know what I think? You need to mind your own beeswax. We have a case to solve.
saw her line comin a mile away
outsiders with sibling issues are evergreen
*staring into camera*
crack treated seriously vibes
SAM
I keep praying to God because if it is God -- and I know you think it isn't, but if it is -- then he's showing me something I don't know what to do with.
DEAN
What?
SAM
The cage.
DEAN
Lucifer's cage?
SAM
Yeah. What if he's telling me I have to go back? What if he's saying that's where the answer is to beating the Darkness?
DEAN
Sam, no. No, okay. I don't know if these visions are coming from God or PBS or what. But we've been down that road. Anything having to do with that cage is -- it -- it's suicide. And you of all people know that. So, no. Just…Not gonna happen.
SAM
Okay.
DEAN
Okay.
actually okay? they both have a habit of agreeing and doing whatever the fuck they were gonna do anyway. i mean if dean isn't gonna come clean then whatever anyway. bitterness rising again