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checkered-flag · 2 years

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anyomi my girlfriend my wife <3

#womens euro 2022 #euro lb

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chicagodilfpunk · 2 years

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it’s a no for netherlands

#euro lb

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hashtagonlyinparis · 1 year

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Did you know Chat speaks Chinese? Because I, dear fellow citizens, did NOT UNTIL TWENTY MINUTES AGO

The story, so you can share my misery: it is Wednesday. I'm helping out my old Asian gran in her flower shop. It's almost closing time.

Hurling in comes CHAT NOIR. He is panting. His eyes are wide. He is desperate. He says.

"how do I say 'I'm so sorry I fucked up big time' in flower."

Well.

I, of course, jump into battle mode.

There are pink roses. Carnations. Lily of the Valley. Columbines. All of it. We're assembling the perfect 'i fucked up and I know it' bouquet and we're doing well. I don't ask for whom it is or what he did. A good soldier doesn't question.

Then, from the back, my gran says this very valid thing in Chinese. "You're making a monstrosity. That's 200 Euros upwards."

I freeze. So what do I tell Chat now? Do I awkwardly ask him how much cash he has? Do I suggest that a tomb might be cheaper? I'm lost, staring mutely at him.

When this happens.

In the most desperate, polite, fluent Chinese I've ever heard:

"Madame, do you see the amount of flowers I need. Do you see my plight. What I need to rectify."

She nods.

I nod.

We make his bouquet. He pays. He thanks us. He runs out, almost crashing into a bucket of dandelions.

And that, dear fellow citizens, is how I know #onlyinparis is CN fluent in Chinese if he fucks up badly enough.

#the total was 205 Euros #y'all better be praying LB's anger doesnt kill him #what do you mean it might not be for her?#onlyinparis #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #mlb #ladynoir #ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng

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whoevengaf · 1 month

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NO WALES???????

#lb #NOOOOOOO SEXY BEN DAVIES WHO EVEN GAF ABOUT THE EUROS ANYMORE

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torunarigha · 1 month

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two for two!!! <3

#damn was nice to watch a team that kinda knows how to play football again #also germany?? missed those fellas #hype for the euros now #no matter how sucky we are #lb

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scarletenvy · 2 months

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i get way too indignant whenever my stream doesn’t work considering that i’m watching this shit illegally

#i could pay 40 euros a month to not deal with this but alas #panthers lb

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etapereine · 2 months

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WOUTJEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 🇧🇪🎉🎊🥇

#cycling lb #and fourth for christophe in the sexy euro champ kit!

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sonego · 8 months

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god i have work in the morning and you're making me watch penalties

#pay me 500000 euros #spurs lb

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footballandfiasco · 2 years

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i hope the men watch the german women team play & learn something

#germany wnt #euro 22 #lb

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chicagodilfpunk · 2 years

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laura looks incredible omg

#euro lb

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justasmallbloginabigklainefandom · 1 year

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I hate you free-to-play with paid extras, I hate you cloud steaming games, I hate you digital-only, I hate you DLCs immediately after release, I hate you paywalls, I hate you exclusive items, I hate you subscription services, I hate you pay-to-win, I hate you in-game seasons, I hate you monetisation of well-known gameplay and features, I hate you paying for online gameplay, I hate you the direction that the video game industry is taking!!!

#ah remember when you could just walk to a store #pay 30 euros for a physical game #and have it?#good times #lb 2023 #lb gaming #aka lilsimsie's new viddy gave me thoughts

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hardtchill · 2 years

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I'm about ready to fly to England and force Parsons to swallow a Covid infected cheerleader so he can fuck the hell off!

#euros #literally ruining our chances here because he can't see Jill is doing nothing and having dom at LB isn't working against fast forwards

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maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always · 2 years

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