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hueningshaped · 1 year

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★ turbulence | c.sb

▰ genre: silly fluff

▰ word count: 1.4k

▰ synopsis: you try and catch up with boyfriend! soobin via facetime call as you’re on opposite sides of the world (metaphorically)—but it looks like soobin’s the one that can’t seem to catch up

warnings: brief joke about death as a coping mechanism, lots of use of baby and babe (ewww)

a/n: i wrote this under 30 minutes and it’s pretty obvious 🫥 sorry that im clearly insane

“Hi, baby!” Soobin’s big toothy smile is frozen on your screen, audio choppy, before it pixelates back into real time where your boyfriend now is fixing his glasses and trying to push his chair in. You bite back a laugh.

The quality of this facetime is God awful, but you’re seeing the love of your life, and he’s seeing you. That’s all you could ask for.

“Soobin!” You scream a little too high in pitch and a little too long, immediately covering up your mouth to look around if anyone in this Starbucks noticed you practically squealing. The coast is clear.

He giggles and brings his face closer to his own laptop, crouching down and craning his neck.

“Can you see me even?” He grumbles more to himself, eyeing down at his keyboard and across the screen.

“Yes, baby, I can. The quality sucks, but it’s okay. Enough of that! God, you look so good,” you sigh as if it hurts to look, and he brings a hand by his neck.

“Give me a second, Y/N. Jeez. You make me so flustered,” he says, and you adjust your headphones better on your head. It seems like you and he can never get used to these video calls, but that’s what it has come to — you do your best to get any communication and any time to talk at all during this time apart.

Here is your incredibly successful leader of a group boyfriend overseas for extra scheduling after his world tour, and here you are at a local Starbucks to prepare for your finals. What a pair you are.

“Did you just arrive? Or did you barely board your flight? Sorry, I’m asking,” you apologize in spite of your confusion. “Last night when we spoke, it didn’t make sense to me. I just didn’t want you to —“ you stop and sigh, “— repeat yourself again and again just because I was tired and couldn’t understand the situation.”

He just smiles at you, leaning his face on his hand. His lighting is quite dim, but you know he’s on a plane. About eight hours prior, he was at an airport, quickly venting to you about technical difficulties at a rehearsal that had ticked him off, but you were half asleep, still willing to listen even if you couldn’t quite fathom entirely what the deal was.

“Baby, it’s okay. You’re okay,” he leans in and pushes the screen back a little, widening the lens of the backdrop. He was in his first class seat. You figured it was a layover. His schedule has been all over the place; it was a mystery how he and the boys could do it all. “So, we stopped in a different city for a little layover, and we’ve got a few more hours once we take off again.”

His pupils skim around like they always do; his eyes are an active flame, catching everything within reach. Soobin pushes some of his hair back. It’s getting so long. It’s grown so much—so luscious and bright. He pauses to look above the camera, perking up for a second before returning momentarily.

“Yeonjun said hi and Merry Christmas.” Soobin rolls his eyes, and you cover your mouth to laugh at the bad joke.

“Has the flight been okay? You haven’t encountered any issues, have you? Soobin, have you even stretched or gotten out of your seat at least —“ his face is frozen on screen, stuck in the same expression: half blinking, Cupid lips in half a frown.

“What? Huh? Babe, can you hear me?” His voice reaches out, background echoes overpowering his suddenly muffled voice.

Well. It was either Starbucks or McDonald’s WiFi.

“I can hear you, but I can’t see you.”

A pause.

“Can’t you see me?” You both sing out simultaneously, a little weak in tone, but regardless, the coincidence makes you both laugh as the opaque screen buffers.

“I just want to see your pretty face. Is that so much to ask?” You murmur, and funnily enough, the connection resumes to Soobin’s eyes and nose up in the camera.

“Apparently not,” you chuckle, and again you notice your boyfriend serenely watching you through the camera.

“Y/N, how was your day, hm?” He asks so gently, as if he’d been tactfully waiting to ask such a question. Even if his expression is calm and unmoving, the rest of his body visibly shakes with how much he shakes his leg. You wished you were there to put a gentle hand on it. It’s a little habit that you find adorable, but you’ve been instructed to help curb.

You blink for a bit, pondering visibly at his remark.

“It’s been good, I think,” you do your best to recount the day so far, stumbling over the detail, and Soobin nods along, listening intently to every word even if it all drags along. You couldn’t be more grateful to him. How does he carry all this? Especially so successfully? “But, besides that, I’ve just got a few more extra study sessions and I think I’ll get the hang of this one confusing subject at least. What about you? Was the flight okay, Soobie?”

He grins and nods, stretching his arms out above him to settle back down.

“Yes, baby, everything has been okay. I promise. I just want to hear you talk some more. I know you always ask me and ask for me, but all I want right now is to just hear your voice.”

Your eyes bug out at that, heart faltering at how sweet his small but giant confession is. God, you’re the luckiest soul.

“Oh, okay,” you’re blushing and cheeks are heating up faster than it takes for your perspiration to hit, almost like it can’t keep up. He giggles again with a little squeak, nodding because he understands how much either of you basically explode at romantic gestures from the other.

“Sorry, babe…” he shrugs, now doubting himself, but you’re quick to fix that.

“No, don’t say sorry. I’m just overwhelmed… by how cute my boyfriend is.” You emphasize with a pout.

“Well, I’m overwhelmed by how cute of my scholar is.” He lifts his chin with pride, and you fumble with a response.

“Geez, Soobin, you’re getting too confident,” you joke, and it’s his turn to blush.

“Oh, really?” He asks seriously, and you shake your head quickly.

“No, no, I’m just—“

“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your patience as we continue to board on Flight 4B7 from service to —“ Soobin tenses hard and fights immediately to hit the mute button, lifting his device up in the air, and as much as he physically panics, it still isn’t enough for the audio to stop. There’s pixels, solid square hues of his palm, then next, there’s a frozen frame of him staring wide eyed into the camera like he’s in a horror movie.

More buffering.

All in all, the intercom notifies you that the plane is heading to your home. On a flight back to you.

Once the flight attendant has finished their announcement, the shaking of the camera stops, and you both just blink at each other.

His chest heaves. If he were a cat, his fur would be standing on edge.

“Soobin…” you begin, tone drawling out with a whine, and he winces, eye twitching. It seems he hadn’t a Plan B in the case you were to find out about this.

“They’re lying,” he tries.

“Soobin!” You scold with a laugh, unbelieving the situation, especially the way he’s trying to play this off.

“Um, it looks like they said the plane’s going down—“

“What?!” You shout, glancing around briefly to meet the concerned eyes of people around you. You reassure them with a little, sheepish grin.

“What?!” This time, you repeat with a scream-whisper.

He shakes his head, waving his big hand around.

“I mean, haha, we’re going up. We’re leaving. We’re taking off, and if I don’t turn my phone off, we’re all gonna die.” He’s rambling at this point, and as funny as it is, you can’t help but feel bad.

“Soobin, it’s okay—“

“Anyway, baby, Y/N, um, I’ll let you know when I land in Chile. Okay, bye, I love you. Adios. Te amo.” He laughs nervously once more before the call is disconnected, and you’re stating back at yourself on your screen.

So much for surprises.

#txt imagines #txt fluff #txt x reader #txt scenarios #soobin x reader #soobin imagines #soobin scenarios #soobin fluff #tomorrow x together imagines #txt reactions #tomorrow x together scenarios

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gralunaisland · 1 year

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Hey there, it's the same anon who brought up the Gray's actual type topic. I'd like to talk about it more. I want to explain why I think Gray needs someone like Lucy or Erza are as a potential love interest, with some individual qualities.

Gray has spent years after years drowning himself in the guilt causing Ur's death. He has been saved by Ultear too. The burden isn't easy to carry. He needs someone to make him feel easy. He needs someone who cares about him and will slowly peel off the heavy covers of guilt gradually.

Juvia forces herself upon him. She never really gave a shit about Ur or Ultear or Gray's past issues. She makes him awkward at every given moment.

Gray needs someone to keep him in check, by not limiting his interactions but by ensuring he doesn't stray. Erza and Lucy both are capable of slapping sense into him.

While Juvia defends him even when he's in the wrong.

Gray needs someone who can match his goofiness with her smartness while joining him in his antics at times. Both Lucy and Erza are smart, but also pretty goofs when need be. Not overly strict or serious.

While Juvua relates everything to romance. Blindy puts Gray on a pedestal. Acts like a dumb lover mostly. Her only trait is her being in love.

Interestingly though, Lucy and Erza's abilities to change into dresses contasts Gray's stripping habit lmao.

While Juvia adapts to his bad habits.

It's been forever but Gray hasn't even said I love you to Juvia even though he's quite straightforward with his statements. Because the Gray who fell for Juvia isn't the Gray himself. A doppleganger.

I wish we had someone like Lucy or Erza for Gray instead of horrible Juvia. Yuck. Ewww.

Part 2 of Gray's Real Type (Anti gr///via Post)

Oh my gosh, I agree with everything you say AGAIN!!

First before I do a short dive into what you said, let me just tell you that your first ask was reblogged a few times by people who really like what you said! And no wonder, because both of your asks have been utterly fantastic! (Their first ask, for anyone who's curious, is linked here.)

I don't really need to say anything here either because of how complete your wonderful thoughts are, but I'll give some of my thoughts so I'm not being lazy haha.

First point:

You analyze Gray's guilt and trauma very well, Anon. He definitely needs someone to care for him, someone to put him first and to want him to be safe and happy. He needs to realize it's okay to live for his friends, and that he doesn't need to throw his life away like those who've done so for him before if he can live for them.

Interestingly enough, instead of alleviating or healing any of this guilt, juvia instead only added onto this trauma by willy-nilly throwing her life away in the Alvarez arc. I go into that more in this post, but basically what I said was that juvia doesn't exist without Gray. If he died for her there, then honestly and seriously, (TW) she would probably find a way to die afterward regardless because her entire reason to exist, her entire personality, her entire being would be gone. she would rather saddle Gray with the extra trauma of making him believe he was the reason another woman in his life died for him than to live in a world where Gray isn't alive. That's not selfless, that's selfish, and she has no sense of self without Gray in the first place.

You also make a great point, that juvia actually doesn't ever seem to care about Ur's or Ultear's effects on Gray. Very briefly in 413 Days, for her bothering Gray on the sad day, juvia said sorry, but then she went right back into being her usual, slobbering, non-consensual harassing self. To quote my Analysis of the 413 Days post, "If she actually did any sort of actual reflecting on her actions or soul searching due to remorse over bothering Gray, then she would know that he's completely uncomfortable and creeped out by this, and that giving him a lewd, completely inappropriate body pillow would be a terribly rude idea for a gift."

That doesn't show any real self-reflection, and any self-awareness she has, she smothered with her obsessive desires to own Gray. But otherwise, in general, juvia really doesn't seem to care about Gray and his past and his dreams and his desires. she never really asks him anything to get to know him better. The reason why is because she doesn't care who he is, she's just in love with a fantasy version of him that loves her back and is her prince, which just shows again that she doesn't really love Gray Fullbuster as a person. This makes it no surprise that she doesn't care about his Ur and Ultear trauma, but it's nonetheless despicable of her.

Second point:

I totally agree that Lucy and Erza slap sense into him, and that he needs it from time to time!

And I am SO glad you mention how juvia defends him even when he's wrong!!! I made this exact point in my Analysis of the Daphne Arc post, how blind trust isn't good, and how it helps to show how dangerous and unhealthy juvia's feelings for Gray are since Gray can do no wrong in her eyes, which is a hazard for him, for her, and for many people around them. Being put on a pedestal does nothing to help Gray grow as a person, and real friends want to help push each other to becoming the best version of themselves they can be. juvia being Gray's blind cheerleader no matter what he does literally cripples him from growth and keeps him devoid of any constructive criticism.

Third point:

As for Lucy's and Erza's smartness, I totally agree, they can be total doofuses, but they're also so intelligent and capable at critical thinking. Even Gray knows that, as he defers to Erza as a leader, and in the Tenrou Island arc, he trusted so much that Lucy was smart enough to figure out the riddle that he sought her specifically out.

And then I continue to agree that juvia is very much the opposite of intelligent. she, as you say, thinks everything relates to romance and can't seem to comprehend Gray's actions being motivated by anything but romance. For most of the main story of FT, Gray couldn't be clearer in his rejection of juvia's advances, and yet she continued to misunderstand everything he did, chasing after a man who didn't want her.

I have no clue how some Pro gr///vians insist that juvia is an example of "girl power" because if anything, she's anything but an example of girl power. she can't live or function without a man, not to mention it's a man who doesn't even want to date her. (Disclaimer, I believe women who want love and want to depend on a significant other for certain things are still capable of being powerful. However, juvia is an example of a weak person in general because she is utterly dependent on Gray for personality, for motivation, for her will to live. she has zero independency. That isn't powerful in any regard.)

Everything you mention in regard to her being a "dumb lover", I concur! Relating everything to romance when Gray was treating her platonically, blindly putting him on a pedestal even when he's clearly in the wrong, having only a singular trait to her very one-dimensional character... All of that just points to her being honestly just a stupid, ignorant, naive child.

Fourth point:

That's such a fun point, Anon, that Lucy's and Erza's abilities contrast with Gray's stripping habit, while juvia literally acts as an enabler to his bad habit by acting like him.

Honestly, that's one of the things that make me the most disgusted with juvia, despite how I don't mention it much. It's technically a smaller portion of the terrible things juvia does to Gray, but it's one that boils. My. Blood. How does anyone find this endearing??? she's literally turning into Gray (just how Gray is turning into her in FT100YQ). It just demonstrates yet again that juvia doesn't exist without Gray, and that she can't help but steal his habits because she has none without him.

And this stripping habit isn't even a good thing! Yes, hardy har, naked people in anime, sooo funny, it's clearly meant for comedy, but just think irl, people who compulsively strip down to their underwear in public would and should be punished swiftly for public indecency. And yet juvia still does it just to act like she's a perfect fit for Gray.

And it might even be a trauma response for Gray, where doing it makes him unconsciously feel closer to his dead teacher, where it reminds him of her. He also does it without thinking, which is apparent when he freaks out when someone tells him he's naked, which really makes it seem like a trauma response, but I don't know enough about PTSD and such to be definitive, and I don't want to impose such on Gray. But if it were, then juvia is being even more inconsiderate of his trauma by mimicking it for no reason beyond her wanting to be closer to Gray, wanting to be more like Gray. Even if it wasn't the case, it would be seriously creepy regardless for someone, who likes you and follows you despite you rejecting them, to just copy an integral part of yourself. Honestly, that happens to people in real life, and it's the most unsettling thing. They're almost erasing you as a special, unique individual, which is exactly what happens to both Gray and juvia, Gray turning into juvia through Mashima's terrible gr///via writing, and juvia trying to turn into Gray through her creepy black-hole of a personality.

Fifth point:

And your last point is great as well, Gray is quite the straightforward person, and yet he hasn't said he loves juvia yet. That might just be because Mashima, ugh, is just milking gr///via and keeping all the Pros hooked for as long as he can (despite the fact that gr///via has further devolved into something even some of the Pros don't want to see). It could also be Gray just doesn't love juvia yet, that maybe a semblance of the real Gray is fighting back within him. I unfortunately don't have much hope in the horrible fever-dream-fanfic that is 100YQ, so I fear Gray may be lost forever and irredeemable by this point.

But I absolutely agree with you that the Gray who's fallen for juvia isn't the real Gray, only a doppleganger in the sense that he's not the same character he used to be. The real Gray would fall for someone who's his type, a smart, loving, kind, funny, good person, not a stupid, self-serving, selfish, self-centered, bad person who lacks any self-agency, which juvia is.

I'd ask Mashima to give Gray Fullbuster back to his real fans, but that might be too blissful of a hope...

Closing Notes:

Thank you for your patience and thank you for coming back with another awesome ask! I loved reading your words and typing up a response. I hope mine made enough sense!

#juvia just exhausts me #I still don’t understand how she has fans #askgraluna #ask #anti gruvia #anti juvia #fairy tail #anti juvia lockser #anti juvia loxar #defend gray fullbuster #gray fullbuster #anti gray x juvia #lucy heartfilia #erza scarlet

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randomalistic · 30 days

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Ok i just watched Atlantis it was bad 💙

Underwater white savior movie + wow magical indigenous people + white guy gets with the chief’s daughter trope. EWWW !

The Atlanteans were like. We need YOU (SPECIAL WHITE GUY) to translate our own language because we don’t knowwwwwww 💔💔

The original ‘explorers’ actually intending to exploit the shit out of Atlantis was like. Well yeah. Is that really surprising. There is no complex moral ambiguity here.

It Had Good Animation 👍 and the characters were semi likable. The main cast did have people of color but idk if it was good representation or not and I’ll have to look into it . but like. Yeah…. This movie would’ve been good if it was about literally anything else

I was originally gonna watch this with my friend last night but we ended up watching treasure planet instead and I’m so glad we did that first LOL

Best part was this thing⬇️💥💥🫡 It knew what was up trying to kill everyone

OH ALSO OVER 200 PEOPLE DIED AND THE MAIN CAST IS LIKE. LOL OKAY LETS KEEP GOING. I mean I didn’t care either because they were all incidental background characters. You could tell when someone was about to die when their design was generic and didn’t stand out at all LOL

Also kid Milo looks like this( sorry for the quality I got it from an amv)

#movie #flop = DESERVED!#sorry Atlantis fandom #I like when Milo said I introduce to you the fantastic world of gay sex #movie review #I’m tired LOL #film #txt #if this movie is good you will have to convince me #6/10

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inkedmyths · 1 year

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S1 Ep 2: I'm not typing that title out jesus christ. Great start everybody

Y'all weren't kidding about the racism. If I have any Native American followers I owe you a dollar for even viewing this episode's title. Christ almighty

The editing on this just. The drama. The 2000's of it all

FLIP PHONES... and what game console is that I wasn't looking closely OH ITS A NINTENDO DS. GOD THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

He's about to get eaten right

Theyre getting munched

I'm just going to call this the Eating Them Monster instead of. Well. Yeah.

Oh that 2005 quality. He looks so weird in a suit. Not with that hair honey

JESUS CHRIST ok nightmare good god that got me

Buddy ur girlfriend was just on FIRE I don't think you're okay

"Dude check out this BEAR"

I think this chick's brother got eaten

Hes like going "LOOK SAM SHE CALLED MY CAR COOL"

Every 23 years? That's... oddly specific. And it go zoomies

STOP HARRASSING OLD MEN ok like I know they have info but I just feel bad :(

"What did you see?" "Nothing. It moved too fast." Jesus Christ thats chilling

Wowza thats one hell of a scar

Man I just want to give a hug to these sad old men haunted by their pasts

Whats with the baby crying

These guys are soooo good at communicating with each other lmao.

OH IS HE NOT DEAD? ewww they r hanging ewwww getting crunched. So they might save him!! Or he might get crunched

WOOPS BEAR TRAP

Dean ur a moron. Dean. Dean ur so stupid. Can this lady slap him.

M&MS?? Oh my god

Hunter (of normal animals) guy is probably gonna get crunched yeah

Hooooly shit that tent got fucked UP

Ohhhh god stop saying stuff. I owe 3 dollars to the native community.

...4 dollars.

Ok I am laughing at the guy rolling his eyes at them

5 dollars

Join the family business, learn the family trade, go out and kill some monsters, make the world afraid!

Daddy issues central over here. And uhhh fridged girlfriend issues central

NO SHIT ITS NO GRIZZLY

ROY NO UR GONNA GET EATED oh he got fuckin yoinked by his face. Rip Roy

6 dollars

Almost more offensive that there seems to be some concept of the lore behind them and other cultures. But like only vaguely

WOO LETS SET THIS THING ABLAZE

Maybe I should call it the Eating Them Bigfoot

OOPS BODY they sure do like the "Blood dripping look up BODY"

Wuh oh where's Haley and Dean

Ok so it killed Roy out of spite huh

LMAO M&M TRAIL

Uhm I hear rumbling. I don't like that

Ok abandoned mineshaft? Is that what this is

Oops there they go falling down

Hi Dean u look like shit

Oh we found the brother? Yaaaay we found him

FREAKY BASTARD! BRING IT ON BABY! I TASTE GOOD hes just running at it and yelling

YOU WANT SOME WHITE MEAT BITCH

EWWW it looks like fucking Gollum

Yeaaaa good job Dean u did it

Dean ur stupid

Hey look people didn't die! Good for them

"Man I hate camping" lmao

Vroom vroom

#on the highway to superhell #wooo thats 2 eps done. like 300 more to go

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jellyaibo · 1 year

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i want to hear ur thoughts abt object terror, you philosophor

so disclaimer i havent seen OT in fucking months so this insane ramble isnt gna be. the best but

object terror is one of the best worst fucking object shows ive ever seen, literally the PRIME example of some edgy kid trying to make an object show that isnt ur grandmas object show. no. this is the REAL shit and they say SLURS and theres BLOOD and GORE (yes im serious theres blood and gore and death but itsnot that bad, definitely a bit shocking if u didnt expect it to happen tho)

theres also shitty voice acting and terrible mic quality galore, EX: theres a fucking cup that had this dogshit mic for the longest fucking time and it deadass sounded like bro was talking into a washing machine ohmy god, i remember there was a clip of him going around on twitter a while ago cuz of this (i think that was my first time seeing anything from OT too so theres that)

OH and theres cactus, i barely remember anything abt him but he had this fucking emotionless voice that made me HYSTERICAL. there was a scene where someone got him pissed and he said "you take that back" with. absolutely no emotion at all and since then me and my friends keep fucking quoting that line cuz its the funniest fucking shit ever

btw that slur line i said earlier wasnt a joke, one of the characters straight up drops the R SLUR in the FIRST EPISODE (funnily enough, that character became the creators objectsona i think? ik they kinda used him as a mascot for a bit which is so fucking funny) tho i dont think they drop anymore slurs after that but dont take my word on it

anyways i gotta talk abt my favorite fucking part abt this fucking show before i get to. mint

THESE FUCKING CUNTS.

before i watched object terror i got fucking warned abt these two because there was a . homophobic scene w them or some shit and i had NO idea what it was for the longest time so i was really excited to see what object homophobia was gna be graced upon my faggotly eyes

and then theyjust. started making out randomly. LIKE OUTTA NOWHERE and there were other characters there that were gna try to attack/kill them? but then they saw them kissing and were like omg ewww boys (i think. the stuff that happens after this scene is kinda blurry tbh and im NOT gonna go back and watch the clip to see what happens ok. i REFUSE) and im sorry but thats the best fucking object show scene ever

AND LIKE? IDK? MAYBE ITS JUST ME BUT I DONT GET WHY I SAW PPL SAY THIS WAS HOMOPHOBIC???? i dunno maybe its just me but like these two just kissed while watching tv and eating chicken AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO THEM!!! THEY LITERALLY WON IMMUNITY BY THE END OF THE EPISODE TOO. THEY WON. THE GAYS WON. and its so fucking funny to me bro object terror LOVES the gays

ok now i need to talk about mint im sorry i hate this fucking thing so much I NEED TO KILL HIM WITH A ROCK!!!! FFFUCK!!

hes literally just taco ii but 100x worse, i dont even like tacos evil arc or whatever cuz i always found her annoying BUT MINT IS SO MUCH WORSE

never in my. almost 2 years of watching object shows have i ever hated a character so fucking much LIKE GENUINELY THIS THING MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED. hes just that. lol XD random character FOR THE WHOLE SERIES. just annoying and loud and does literally fucking nothing AND THE JOKES W HIM ARE SO FORCED I SWEAR THEY STOPPED . EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON IN AN EPISODE JUST TO FOCUS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER CUZ HE WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING FUNNY. im not mad that im missing out on some "juicy" object terror "lore" im just pissed that i have to see this fucking disgrace on my screen

oh and in the latest episode (as of now, the series isnt actually finished yet and i hope to god it never gets continued) SUDDENLY mint has a fucking arc THAT WAS NEVER FORESHADOWED AT ALL IN THE SERIES!! SO SUDDENLY HES A SMART GENIUS THAT COULD DO ANYTHING CUZ HE HAS MACHINES N SHIT AND A WHOLE ASS LABORATORY ??????? THEN HE FUCKING DIES

do you know how many fucking. mid and uninteresting characters we had to lose for him

DO YOU KNOW THE LOSSES I HAD TO DEAL WITH CUZ OF HIM

he lived for too fuckig long in this show dammit it pisses me off that he's even a character that exists . i blame him for being the reason why i hate joke characters (except david ily david bfdi)

i dont wanna talk abt him anymore im gonna

OK OK BUT. 1 more thing. smore

smore is this guy that they introduced later on in the series and hes a FUCKING. DEMON FROM HELL and i need him so bad actually

i think at some point he tries to . kill mint too so im literaly making out with him rn oh my god HES SO

im so mad hes in object terror IM GETTING YOU OUTTA THERE BABY ‼ ‼ 🗣🗣

honestly tho he was so cool im a little mad that they introduced him so late into the show CUZ WE ONLY SEE HIM FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES GRAHHHH RAAGHHHH babygirl

anyways thats it i feel like theres more but im not gonna wring out any more object terror knowledge from my brain i think that'll kill me

hope u enjoyed my insanity anon heres a loser . hope this heals you

#long post #seriously i mean it #dear god im not fucking normal #are u happy #ask

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acourtcfmuses · 1 year

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NAME: Alana

PRONOUNS: She/Her

MUSES: A few??? Okay, so, so many. But my current hyperfixation is my Wednesday muses.

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: I'm easy breezy, either tumblr IM's or discord. I do forget to reply sometimes though. I don't mean too, but its like I plan a response in my head and forget that I didn't actually send it.

EXPERIENCE: 15-17 years (ewww)

BEST EXPERIENCE: I tend to have the memory of a goldfish, so it's hard to think of any. I remember my bad experiences in life better than the best experiences; but I would have to say the friends and family by choice I have met and made along the way.

PLATFORMS YOUV’E USE: Uhm, more than a couple actually - Hexrpg, various forum based rp's, discord, kik, tumblr, over text with a friend in high school, over email, wire, msn - tumblr's been the longest running one though.

RP PET PEEVS & DEAL BREAKERS: God modding is definitely a big one. Also and I might be showing my age a bit with the terminology but Mary-Sue's. I think my biggest pet peeve though is how female muses get overlooked a lot of the time in favour of male muses, like I don't care if your muses are only romantically interested in male muses, we can still do platonic/family/enemy stuff with my girlies.

PLOTS OR MEMES: Admittedly, I'm not the best at plotting. I'm good at adding onto plots if my partner has a base idea but I blank when I try to come up with plots myself honestly. I love meme's though, even if I'm 500 years behind on meme's, I love them so much.

FLUFF/ANGST/SMUT: I love fluffy or domestic/slice of life threads. Angst I can enjoy, but in small doses because I start to empathetically feel what my muses are feeling. Smut, I need to be close to and

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: I'm down for all lengths to be honest, the only thing I can't really do is one liners for more than a couple of opening posts. I always end up making it longer. I try to match my partner as a minimum though. Longer threads do take me a while though.

BEST TIME TO WRITE: Irritatingly, at night. Which sucks because I need to get up early for work and my brain is like 'I'm on a roll - let me write', next thing I know it's 1-2am and I'm up at between 5.30-6.30am on weekdays.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSES ?: Honestly? I'm not sure. I'm sure there is certain traits and qualities I share with some muses (I do have plenty muses after all), but not really sure what traits or which ones.

TAGGED BY STOLEN FROM: @shatterxdsouls

TAGGING: Anyone who would like too!

#☀️ lost in the forest [ ooc ]

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blondiexbiites · 6 months

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" i can't see a damn thing in this storm; keep holding on to me, okay? last thing we want is to get separated! "

Oh, this was a mess.

The air had been relatively calm when she’d been outside, but now, barely ten or fifteen minutes later, it was blowing hard. The wind made the tree limbs and power lines come down faster, besides sapping the body heat of every poor fool who was outside or who was being led away to safety by some bad-tempered redhead with a snotty attitude who was as likely to tell her to go to hell as he was to be called a piglet.

It wasn’t even an insult! Humans were pigs with shoes! It was common knowledge among vampires! Even though she’d spent the last hour—two hours? She had no idea how much time had passed—with the red piglet, expecting to freeze to death, somehow the first explosive crack of lightening still caught Madison by surprise; her entire body lurched, and the cold, dead lump that was her heart jumped so hard (as hard as a giant piece of coal could jump) it felt as if it would come out of her chest. Shrieking, Madison stumbled, lost her balance in the snow, and went down like a sack of bricks. “Oh, no!” she whined over the howl of the wind. “My outfit’s all ruined!” She’d gone through so much trouble to look her best, and now even that was moot!

Cold immediately seared her legs. Her pink shawl somewhat protected her, but from mid-thigh down, her pink skirt was wet. After all the effort she’d made to stay dry and cute, what did she do but fall in the wet snow the very first thing. Furious, she scrambled up, grabbed Gene’s (she might as well call him Gene. Seriously, what kind of name was Genesis anyway?) hand, and followed him into the storm. Despite the warmth of her fluffy pink ponch, before long, the cold cut through all the layers of clothing she wore. Madison’s leggings and skirt were wet from falling in the snow, and the wind went through her skin. Madison would have liked nothing better than to stop and hunker down so the poncho draped around her and blocked the wind, but if she stopped moving, she was afraid she would be turned into a block of ice, forever encased, unable to die and eternally cold until Spring came to thaw her out. Ewww!

Knowing the possibility of warm shelter laid before her spurred her to keep up. She would even push aside her pride and humiliation to allow this human to lead her safely through the storm. Outrageous! Relying on a pig was humiliating, revolting, and shameful! 'But you don't have a choice now, do you?' Her conscience sneered in a tone that sounded annoyingly similar to her older sister, Beverly. 'Look at you! You're weak from hunger, and until you feed on a living being, you're useless! You need him!'

Enough! Thinking about her weakened state occupied her mind only so long before her physical misery began to push its way to the forefront. The snow was coming down harder now, coating the trees, the underbrush, even them. Madison couldn’t see it, but she could feel the weight of it, crusting her wet skirt and glittery pink snow boots. At least her feet didn’t seem as wet as her legs, thanks to the quality of her boots … either that or they were so cold she couldn’t feel the moisture. The wind soughed through the tree limbs, making them rattle like creaky bones in their coffins. The sound was eerie and ghostly, and Madison was glad for the firm hand that gripped hers. “How much longer until we find shelter?” she shouted over the howls and shrieks of the wind. “This is cold even by vampire standards, and I can’t smell anything ahead for miles except ice!”

@poeticphoenix

#∘⡊ ☾ ˚⊹ask and i might answer⊹ — answered ask #yeah maddie is being ridiculous and extra and whiny af #also I would really love to turn this into a thread #maddie getting her beautiful blonde hair out of her ass to work together with genesis to survive #right now she has not eaten in a long while and is pretty weak

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myeongs · 5 years

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:-D

#look what i maaddee #mijn galerij #ew click on it the quality is so bad ewww

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angstsand · 2 years

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Saikis friends are arguing about whos Saikis favourite and when they finally ask him hes like "no one is - i hate you all equally" but the later on he thinks about it and realises that all of his friends have unique qualities that makes it hard to compare them.

Like, Teruhashi and Saiko always pay for his food even they both have ulterior motives and Mera is awesome company bc she is hes only female friend that didnt have a crush on him so like aro solidarity? even if she sometimes steals his food.

Kaidou always manages to find cool building that are quiet. Also other than his (extremely) loud imagination, hanging out isnt too bad and if Aren is there then Kaidou has someone else to inflict his imagination on so Saiki can just chill and basically watch his friends put on a 2 man show.

Nendou is weird company and also expensive bc of his love for Ramen but hes also? like a? sweetheart? While they usually dont stop to help out strangers as much as Hairo does, Nendou and Saiki do get roped in more than he expected. It was surprisingly easier to look past his appearance once you got to know him.

Chiyo is pretty swell to hang out with too when she isnt crushing on him. She can handle the rest of their friends pretty easily (ignoring her crush on Kaidou ofc)

So yeah, Saiki just realising that he loves all of his friends before outright denying it bc ewww emotions, affection? i dont know her

(wow i was gonna write them all out but then i realised how many friend Saiki has and like babe? what? i have a hard enough time managing my three close friends and yet this boy manages to remain quite close to all of them what???)

#anyways im a nendou simp if u can't tell #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #nendou riki #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki k #saiki kusuo #pls add on im v tired and cant be bothered writing more for anyone else

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blindedguilt · 2 years

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Drakengard Direct Translations - Leonard and the Faerie

//Finally got to do those translations! It took forever to figure out the Kanji in the video because of it’s shitty quality but I pulled through ;w; it took listening to the faerie at .5 speed and full volume, trying to identify radicals and either putting it through my dictionary or doodling a rough sketch of it on Google Translate, and a lot of squinting and repeating. Please, please read this I beg of you . i tried so hard

English for comparison: Leonard: What evil have I done? My brothers butchered, our home put to flame. And where was I? Faerie: Hmmm? What’s this, what’s this? You betrayed your brothers? Your sorry, pitiful little brothers, dead on the ground? Ahahahahaha! What fun! What fun! Ahaha, ahahahahaha! Ee-yuck, what a painful sight! Look, look, lookity-look! What was the last thing they saw, I wonder? Leonard: No, I cannot... I cannot bear to think of it-! Faerie: Haha! Makes you sick? Humans are pathetic! Pathetic! Dirty, smelly... Might as well just die. Hey, that’s it- Kill yourself! Go on, finish it off, useless human! Leonard: But, I... Faerie: Ahahaha, you’re scared? Dying is good! You don’t want to die? REALLY? Oh, what a bore! Seriously! Finish yourself off. Oh- Hold on! Of course! Let’s make a pact! Leonard: What do you... Mean...? Faerie: You don’t get it? Hell-ooo? Is that skull as hollow as a helmet? Hmph! You and me! Together forever! Ohohohoho! Loser, loser! But seriously, let’s do it. A pact! Pleeease. Pleeeease! ~Cue scene~

And here is the directly translated Japanese version I did myself. It’s a bit stiff to keep up for accuracy:

Leonard: I am a disgusting person. My littler brothers killed, the house is burned down... And I was behind in the forest without knowing...

Faerie: Hm? Oi oi, what happened? Over there? You abandoned your younger brothers? Oooh, you left your miserable younger brothers behind! Ahahahahaha! That’s too bad*(*This comes from “Oki dokutto” which is used to say “My condolences”. It is obviously sarcastic here.)! It gets worse and worse! First prize for you! Ewww, goodness! This is was a lot of damage, huh?* (*The words “Hade” and “yarareta” were used which basically says more directly “Holy shit, these kids had it fucking ROUGH” which if you see the amount of arrows stuck in their bodies, yeah.) Oi oi, look at it. This is a pitiful sight! I wonder what they saw in the last moments of their lives?

Leonard: I do not want to think about it! I cannot think about it! (*Lit. I do not want to/cannot see it)

Faerie: Ahahahaha! Does it make you feel bad? What useless things humans are! No good at all! Filthy (*This could also mean filthy as in the corrupt sense), smelly... Won’t you just kill yourself? That’s right! Die! Please, throw away your life! No good, no good, no good, no good! Disgusting! Yes! Decide!

Leonard: I....

Faerie: Ahahahaha! Are you scared? Die! You don’t want to die? Really! This chitchat is really annoying! Kill yourself quickly!! .... Wait! If it suits you- We can make a little pact?

Leonard: What... Does that mean?

Faerie: Ah? Don’t you know? Hell-ooo! Is that head just for decoration? Aha! From now on, you and I(*Interesting to note the faerie refers to itself using “Ore”, the masculine term, here) will join hands! We’ll never be separated for the rest of your life! Ahahahaaaha! Loser! Seriously though, please! Please make a pact with meeee!

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And there you have it. It’s mostly the same (Aside from being straightfoward as HELL), though the two main differences is that Leonard mentions being in the woods in the Japanese version, and that the faerie in the English one seems to care less about his major fuck up as much as “lol get a load of this loser”. The Japanese version of the faerie is more like “OOOH You fucked up BIG time lmaoooo”. It also uses more “feminine” valley-girl type slang (”Majide” and “Dasse”), but refers to itself using masculine pronouns! A neat little tidbit! It also seems to be a bit more sarcastic and just... Fucking awful. I don’t think the English faerie made as much fun of his situation as the Japanese one did lmaoAnyways I spent an eternity on this (About three hours spread over the course of two days, most dedicated to identifying Kanji) so uh,,,, pls like this post. and i dont even mean hitting the like button (though that would be cool too) just,,, think it’s interesting or something lmao duhfjdghjIf anyone wants any scenes/dialogue translated, let me know and I’ll see what I can do! ^^

#Drakengard #Drag on Dragoon #Leonard #||Old Scripts||:Translations

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ringmyheart · 3 years

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Can I request Vin Jin boyfriend headcanons and some fluff? (You don't have to force yourself)

(This and the other vin jin rq were merged!)

Honestly the way I see it, it doesn’t matter if you’re a very calm person or outgoing person. No matter what this relationship is gonna end up being considerably chaotic

He ropes you into everything he does. Doesn’t matter if u r a design student or an architecture student or if ur on the opposite side of the school from him, u r practically in his class. Dating him is like signing a contract sealing away ur own life bc he makes it a point to be ALWAYS w u

In class he doesn’t gaf if the teacher has ur seat on the other end of class, he is somehow finding a way to sit next to u against ur will or not. And when the teacher moves u two away from eachother INTENTIONALLY bc of this, he is threatening whoever happened to sit next to u to trade seats w him. He will go as far as to dress up as them to make it look like they’re them to be next to u and he’s so dramatic ab it.... being away from u felt like u were star crossed lovers whom the world was fiercely against

And if UR against this cuz ur tired of getting in trouble in class, or if you reject any of his advances, he’s gonna be really, really, really offended. He will at first sputter and be kinda shy and embarrassed about it, before he goes “fine! Have fun on your own without me, the greatest thing in your fucking life!”

He move seats back and will glare at you periodically every five minutes to pavlov dog you so that every five minutes every day, even when he’s not there, you feel the burning stare of vin jin

If you’re his s/o, he’ll buy you a matching pair of sunglasses so ur the freshest looking couple around Seoul (they’re hideous and thick but he thinks u look fly)

The glasses don’t have nearly as many layers as his does for himself so u can see, and u wonder how he managed to make them just as bulky and if he did it on purpose to sabotage u. Like “did u make my glasses purposefully ugly so no one else will want me?”

U have to dodge a punch after saying anything like that ab his fashion decisions LMAOAO

He’s rlly proud of u two matching. With the glasses and anything in general. He’ll make you wear a jacket matching his, or the same shoes and he will stop people in the hall and be like “wait. Notice anything cool ab us today?? Cooler than normal??”

And when they don’t respond he boasts “that’s right!! Me and my other half r matching. Look at us and weep, losers.” He thinks u two look so good....... if ur enthusiastic ab wearing matching things too he is elated u have to pray that tomorrow he won’t show up w another “if lost return to Vin Jin” “I’m Vin Jin” pair of jackets or anything of the like bc it happens SO OFTEN

And on the topic of sharing when it’s cold he likes to share jackets and blankets w u. Ur desks r moved by eachother by vin jin himself and u two share one blanket over u and shiver bc he just likes it, sharing w u plus he’s slightly warmer. And yes if you guys had indivizual blankets you would be warmer, but u guys have to struggle together he doesn’t care what anyone says (yes even ur protests ur sharing that one blanket wether he has to wrap it around u himself and tear up the one u brought on ur own or what”

He is so blind in love that he cannot tell when u guys suck at stuff. Like if ur in the wrong he doesnt care ur RIGHT and he’s taking that to the grave. He can belittle u and call u out but if someone else says ur in the wrong it’s on sight

Will die protecting ur name even when ur the one who was genuinely wrong

He forces u to make a beat for him to rap to. He loves rapping and wants to enjoy it w u, so ur forcefed YouTube videos of how to beatbox so u can be his bgm and eventually u probably just start to enjoy it to

And u always start a beat and he starts busting out rhymes and it’s SO BAD. It doesn’t matter if ur good at beatboxing if vin Jin is on the track w u it’s gonna sound terrible he brings the quality down immensely but u two just cannot tell

Like after a two session ur like “omg... that was so good. We should go pro?” “Fuck yea we should we’re better than those posers” “we could rlly make it in the industry fr” no u absolutely could not

During the school festival, u sang with him and it was SO bad. Half the crowd is gonna have 2 be hospitalized but u two had FUN up on the stage

Like I said, he has absolute faith in u. All u do is right. If ur driving a car for the first time, he is going to be ur little hype man doesn’t matter if u suck. U hit a curb and he went “YES babe!! Ur killing it cant wait till u hit the road bby” Ur not allowed to touch a car for the next two years now bc he kept cheering u on when u we’re doing CLEARLY wrong things

On a plane u r looking for the bathroom like pensively and u see a handle and look back and r like “is this it???” And vin jin thinking u r all righteous will go “yea babe go for it” and u open it and u depressurizate the cabin immediately

Now both on like 5 no fly lists

He loves to do things with u, like I mentioned earlier, and things he wouldn’t do alone he’ll do w u. Like drawing alone?? Boring. Drawing w Y/N??!!! Who knows what could happen..... so much fun could ensue. Maybe he will draw u cutely. Maybe he will draw u so ugly u will be forced to engage in a fight.

He likes to play just dance w u and compete for the “greats/all star!” Little titles above, and it becomes like a Friday night ritual for u two to turn just dance on and just go at it. But sometimes he’ll get too intense and suddenly he’s actually fighting for the chance to beat u. Will trip u so u lose on purpose

He makes u listen to him sing and rap to u. And u try to leave and he hugs tightly and is like LISTEN IFS FOR U, DONT BE UNGRATEFUL and now u have to listen

He makes u a mixtape of songs he made himself and they are all considerably worse than “remember the times we had”. It’s uploaded on SoundCloud and all the comments r hate and u listen to it a lot bc u know he loves u sm he made u a mixtape ya ur gonna play that but everyone else hates it w a passion

Like the comments r like:

Daniel: well.... it’s definitely a song 😅 I’m glad you love (y/n) so much!

Duke: he’s not making it out the hood 😐

Zach: never let this man in a studio AGAIN

Mary: this should’ve stayed in the CD

(Y/N): love it! 😍

Zoe: kill your producer 💀

Mira: ...

He’s overprotective too

If someone looks at u for more than a second he’ll go “what?? U think she is hot, huh? I’ll kick ur ass fucking perv.... cmon babe let’s go”

Will throw his arm around u and streer u the opposite way of any potentially good looking ppl to keep ur eyes on him

Oh Daniel is coming?? What a coincidence u and vin Jin suddenly have to turn the corner to the other way of ur classroom for some reason

Eli is near?!!! Oh no u just got milk spilt in ur eye!! Oh no now he has to wipe ur eyes and u two have to leave the cafeteria whatever will he do

It’s not that he doesn’t have faith in u, he doesn’t have faith in other men. Like he thinks they r all competition, and doesn’t doubt ur loyalty rather doubts how good he can b for u

WILL beat someone up for u. If someone smokes while ur around suddenly his fists r swinging at them cuz even if u smoke or vape urself no one else can get that stuff in ur lungs but YOU or HIM!!

If ur crossing the street and a car almost hits u, it’s the cars fault and he’s kicking the license plate and cursing it out for almost touching u “stupid fucking piece of metal”

Is the type of boyfriend to call u when he knows ur in an Uber and be like “babe u got ur gun w u right?? Oh don’t forget ur BOMB and ur MACHETE!! Yeah just left the house I killed some ppl nbd haha anyways HRU what’s ur Uber driver like” so the driver of ur car won’t even think ab kidnapping u. He has got ur back even when u do not want it

He doesn’t want u to see his eyes, so he’ll tell you to look away so he can take his glasses off and look at u in full color in all ur glory but he never tells u WHY he’s telling u to look away u think it’s a weird thing of his, or he’s insecure ab his face which is partially true but really he’s taking his glasses off and just looking at u. Adoringly.....

He hates PDA. He loves PDA. Do u see his dilemma

Like he loves PDA but doesn’t want anyone seeing him vulnerable even u.... so he’ll hold ur hand and be like “EWWW WHAT R U DOING GET YR HAND OFF MINE”

If u take the lead THATS best bc he can blame it on u and it’s ur fault he HAS to lock fingers w u cuz u did it to him first and he has an excuse to touch u and v like u started this im just sending u ur own energy back 😤

The type to be just like blind, overwhelmed in love. Always thinks ab u, always wants to be w u, worries ab u a lot and frets over u without showing it.... he hates it and loves it to death. Despises it but wouldn’t give it up for anything in the world

Eats lunch w u in the cafeteria and if u sit w someone else u r the ultimate traitor and he will trash talk u to hide his hurt to Mary the entire lunchtime. Kinda possessive.... wants u to also only think about him

WOULDNT EVER fight u for real. Play fights occur VERY often, like pillow fights, tripping ur foot when u say a joke insulting him, grabbing ur collar but he would sooner die than lay a finger on u

Verbal fights happen a lot and if he ever like LOSES it he may lash out and almost hit u and follow thru. I don’t think he’d be able to catch himself that quickly, and if he ever did he’d regret it for the rest of his life. Literally until the day dies he will take it to his grave

He may not sputter out apologieswill just look at u incredulously and then at his hands because what had he done? What did he just do? To you???????? (Y/n))))?????? His (y/n)??? Light of his life?

Will apologize probably over text or through a note or call, and if u don’t respond he is consumed by regret and tries to find u instantly like runs back to ur place

If u forgive him he feels bad still, because does he deserve it? And he might just isolate himself for a bit bc he can’t face u and if it left a scar he is dead inside. It kills him, literally

I could go on w this but I’ll probably save it for another separate pair of hcs later 😭

If u guys ever break up he will fight for u again and won’t stop till ur back together like flowers in ur locker every day, chocolate give during lunch, etc. He wont ever give up hope that he can win u over again and be w u again. He would keep trying, when he wakes up his first thought is ur name in a cold panic bc he can’t rest easy till ur his again and he will try and show off and poorly serenade u and trash his price and be corny and cheesy to get u back

Will set up a performance w the school to let him rap w a mic during lunch for u and he’s saying bars like “(read in bad rapping voice w inconsistent beat) (y/n), love of my life, uh, without you I’d die, uh. Please won’t you take me back? Yuh, without you ima have a heart attack. (Wha!). (Y/n), love of my life, yeah, without you I’m in strife, yup! Please be mine again, (babe), I can never rest till then.”

If the embarrassment doesn’t make u take him back so he’ll pls stop, and when he stands up on the lunch tables to do a little performance doesn’t do it either, then the odd sincerity of his voice and pain in his look (even tho while rapping he sticks out his lower lip in a weird pout) definitely, hopefully will

U make everything worth it !! Truly the light of his life

I hope these were what u wanted, I just had fun w them and wrote stuff that came off the top of my head when I thought of VJ!! ❤️

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tatyana-dreaming · 3 years

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I just found out that a surprising number of mutuals are also vegetarian/vegan/-ish!!! I am as well, to the point where I am actually struggling to eat enough protein (I’ve been vegetarian since I was 10, off and on pescatarian - not currently - though I will rarely, as in once a year or less rarely, eat some meat, but only if it’s served to me and i don’t have other options). Maybe it’s just the poor quality of food in my neck of the woods but I don’t even like eggs, milk, cheese or yogurt anymore and beans seem to mess me up (in all the fun ways :D). And heck no to protein powders, a) ewww (no offense of course but it doesn’t work for me and b) they would give me terrible acne. I do love nuts and seeds but between allergies and the richness/fat content it’s not exactly ideal... and then of course soy gives me issues too, though I kind of think it coul be all the BAD ingredients in all the “meat substitutes” and high-protein non-dairy milks, etc that I’m sensitive to... (I wonder, what do vegans do if they are sensitive to soy or processed food!?! maybe it’s all flax and chia or something?)

Look at me, after years of screaming defiantly at the meat-eaters who bullied me, “asldkjfalsfjsdk SHUT UP I GET ENOUGH PROTEIN! YOU DON’T EVEN NEED THAT MUCH!!” Now I am so tired all the time, low iron of course (though that is kind of a separate thing), etc :) :) :) :) *screams*

In short, I would LOVE to hear how you all keep yourselves well fed if you want to chime in or if you’d had similar issues!

#idk maybe protein just isn't for me bahaha #my tummy: I JUST DON'T WANT IT!!!#because I do have allergies it's not the end of the world if I eat meat or fish but again.... see previous tag #i will just eat fruit and veggies and nuts and seeds #it's fine #although god less lentils my beloved #anyways that was a long nutrition-related rant nobody asked for but trust me it was coming #oh this blog? it's more likely than you think

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early2000smovieimagines · 3 years

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Meeting and Dating Merrill Hess

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- You and Merrill met when you took up a room with him and his family.

- You quickly became a part of the family, growing close to each one of them as you helped out around the farm and shared meals together. Along with the platonic love you shared with the children and Graham, there were also more ...romantic feelings bubbling between you and Merrill.

- In the beginning, there’s probably more sexual tension than anything. You and Merrill are the same age, single, around each other constantly and both of you are; admittedly, easy on the eyes. It’s only a matter of time before something happens.

- The two of you remain; flirtatious, “friends” for a long while before the tension between you becomes too much to bear. It’s after Graham takes the kids into town that things finally come to a head and you wind up sharing a heated kiss; and a whole lot more, between the stalks of corn.

- You hear Graham’s car pull up and quickly throw your clothes on, fussing with your hair before meeting the family in front of the house.

- A million thoughts race through your head during the rest of the day but they’re quelled when you’re left washing dishes with Merrill and he momentarily grabs your soapy hand, pressing a kiss to your cheek.

- You go into town the next day and share a meal at a local diner together, and, well, the rest is history.

- Merrill lives with his preacher brother and two kids in a god fearing town, he’d feel weird being even remotely sexual with you or too lovey dovey.

- He likes to keep his arm around you, usually when you’re sitting together on the couch or standing side by side.

- Tight hugs; especially after you manage to worry him in some way.

- Slow kisses.

- Hand kisses.

- Head kisses. He’ll usually pull you in under his arm and press one into your hair.

- Heated makeouts.

- Having the kids “ewww” at you when they catch you kissing. He’ll usually prolong his innocent pecks just to tease them.

- Going into the cornfields to get a little privacy every once in a while.

- Occasionally getting surprise bouquets of flowers after he comes back from town.

- He tends to call you honey more than anything. He thinks it suits you and it’s just what naturally falls out of his mouth when he thinks to address you.

- Hair petting; he’ll usually do it while trying to comfort you but occasionally he’ll just do it without having any genuine reason behind it.

- Bridal carrying, piggyback rides, etc. Getting picked up is a common occurrence in your life after the two of you start dating.

- Merrill's a pretty big fan of cuddling; he’s a fairly touchy person in general but he usually saves it for when you’re behind closed doors which means cuddling with you is perfect for him. He’ll usually either be the big spoon or basically just have you lay on top of him while he wraps his arms around you.

- Falling asleep on each other in front of the television; especially while the whole invaders from mars thing is going on.

- Merrill has a habit of isolating himself when he’s feeling low so you’ll occasionally have to pull him into a hug and just let him know that you’re there and want to help.

- It feels strange trying to describe this but you know that position where the girl is standing between the guys legs and he’s got his arms wrapped around her thighs and she’s cradling his face to her chest. No? Well that's the two of you whether you understood any of that or not.

- Going to your towns events. I have a feeling they probably have some kind of swing dancing nights and things like that.

- Country fairs.

- Spending days at the lake and going fishing, usually with the rest of the family.

- Play wrestling on the couch when the kids and Graham arent home.

- Patching him up when he clumsily cuts himself or bangs into something while doing his chores.

- Hose/water fights when you’re working outside together or washing the dogs.

- Spending days out in the sun.

- Going into town with him. You don’t do it too often but it’s certainly nice to get away from the farm for a while and get some quality time alone with your boyfriend.

- Running errands together. He likes being able to do menial things with you, it relaxes him; keeps him sane.

- Laying out on a blanket together and looking out at the nighttime sky. He tries to remember constellations to point out but he’ll usually just start to jokingly make ones up when he can’t spot or think of any.

- Checking up on him; or staying with him, when he makes himself “cozy” under the stairs.

- Being interrupted by the kids.

- Babysitting Bo and Morgan with him.

- Watching him play with and take care of the kids. You can’t help but find it adorable whenever little Bo immediately runs to her uncle to tell him what happened during her school day or when Morgan convinces him to help him build/teach him something.

- Every now and again, he’ll talk to Graham about you or the kids will ask if he wants to marry you which he always shyly agrees to.

- Making dinner together. Little Bo will usually come in and try to help; she usually just ends up watching her uncle like he’s the greatest thing in the world …or she’ll cling to your skirt and watch what you’re doing with interest.

- Family dinners.

- Barbecues.

- Comforting and trying to keep him calm when things start to get strange.

- Letting him and Morgan rant to you about aliens, even if you don’t quite believe that that’s what’s going on; at least at first.

- Sarcasm. All you have to do is raise an eyebrow at him and he’ll pretty much immediately give you a shy apology.

- Merrill’s had a lot of practice when it comes to comforting people so he always seems to know what to do or say when something happens/upsets you.

- Sometimes he’ll look at you and just say “god you’re beautiful” in the most husky, earnest voice you’ve ever heard. You won’t be able to stop thinking about it for at least an hour afterwards.

- You're never allowed to feel insecure around him because he will legitimately borderline threaten you for feeling that way about yourself. He’ll tell you not to say “that” about yourself ever again without a twinge of humor in his voice before he makes sure to tell you just how amazing you are.

- It depends on the situation but Merrill can get pretty damn jealous over you. You’re his woman and people should understand that, and if they don’t, he has no problem making them.

- Somewhat overprotective; especially after everything that’s happened. He always makes sure that you stay behind when he’s going to check something out and insists that he do whatever; sort of, dangerous thing you were planning on doing. When something happens to you, he’s at your side in an instant, making sure you’re okay.

- The two of you have a fair amount of arguments but Merrill’s inability to not apologize when he’s done something rude makes it hard for small arguments to evolve into full blown fights. He’ll be sarcastic, snap a little and things can get a bit heated but he’ll always feel bad when he realizes how shitty he’s being.

- He always apologizes pretty quickly unless, of course, you were the one who started the trouble and did something wrong. He might be a little petty and ignore you for a bit but he comes around and forgives you easy enough.

- He tells you that he loves you a regular amount; he certainly isn’t hesitant when saying it. He knows he loves you so why shouldn’t he?

- Merrill’s pretty traditional so he’s going to want to marry you, and he likes kids so I’m sure he’ll want a family too. He really just has that white picket fence dream in mind.

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