#except im not gonna piss on the earth

[ashwii]

How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference

JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩

#ive memorized his announcement #ive come to make an announcement ahowdoe the hedgehogs a bitch ass mother fucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his hedg #ehot fukin quilly dick out and be pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was this big and i saod that's disgusting so in making a c #allout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it's the size of this wall nut except way smaller and guess wha #t here's what mt dong looks like pfffpft that's right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth that's right you get my super lazer piss except im not gonna piss on the earth im gonna go hig #her im pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrropppletsss hit t #he fucking earth now get out of my sight before i piss on you too

[babaint]

I've come to make an announcement; Ruffles The Rivulet's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his slugcat frilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr dot com, Ruffles the Rivulet, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this blue fruit except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO FRILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PEBBLES? I PISSED ON YOUR SISTER YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

edit: this is my 1000rd post and im happy it is

#babrambling #rain world #rw rivulet #rain world rivulet #rain world lttm #looks to the moon #five pebbles #five pebbsi #many tags

[nunalastor]

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZEOF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT EVEN SMALLER AND WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!!! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!

maybe we should start deleting asks

#nunalastor asks

[hatchetmanofficial]

I had way too much free time so I wrote a full version. You literally don’t need to post this at all I just needed to share this with Someone.

Ahem.

“Ive come to make an announcement. Stuart Cassidy is a bitch-ass Motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Doe-eyes. THATS RIGHT. He took his weeaboo fucking grey dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING DOE-EYES. And he said that it was, “THIS BIG”. And I said, “that’s DISGUSTING.” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Stuart Cassidy, you got a SMALL dick. Its the size of this walnut, except way smaller. And GUESS WHAT? Heres what MY dong looks like.

(BOOM SFX)

THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SCARS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He fucked my Doe-eyes, so guess what? Im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER-LAZER PISS.

(Pause for dramatic affect)

except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. Im gonna go higher. Im pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. You have twenty-three hours, before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.”

the dedication...

[thebelovedlion]

I’ve come to make an announcement, @xxc00petdoppelxx is a bitch ass motherfucker, he broke all my fucking bones. thats right, he took his puppet fucking anatomically impossible dick out, and he snapped every bone in my body, and he said his dick was “THIS BIG” and i said “thats disgusting” so i’m making s callout post on [tumblr].com, Coopet the Doppel, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? here’s what MY dong looks like

PFFFKSHCGKDGCKGHR

THATS RIGHT BABY!!! TALL POINTS, NO DRILLS, NO SPLINTERS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE BROKE MY BONES SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA BREAK THE ESRTH, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

…except im not gonna piss on the earth, oh no, i’m gonna go higher

IM PISSING ON THE MUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KURNALCOPIA?? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!!! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT ILLUMINA. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

#text post #none of you are going to get this

[ze0wlartist]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Tab a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his white fuckin' black gradient dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my in your asks: "Tab, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no white, no black, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OWL? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

1. Bitch did u for real just write a fucking job description in my fucking ask-

2. .........WHAT?????

3. No i dont like it, actually im fucking concerned rn-

4. ........Are you okay like what the fuck is wrong with u two right now-??

#i cant even tag this shit man like wtf-

[darl1ngd3ar3st]

I've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my wife and said it was THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND HERES WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE (EXPLOSION) THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT ITS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO IM GONNA FUVK THE EARTH SO HERES WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!!!!!!! but I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go even higher IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!! HIW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT YOU HAVW 23 HIURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUVKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON UOU TOO

[dandelion-idk]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

MR GRIZZ IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND!!!

THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS BEAR FUCKING MAMMAL DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ""THIS BIG""

AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM

MR GRIZZ, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS SMALLFRY EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT??? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE *Booom*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO HAIR, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

*Distant laughter from Callie and slight chuckle from Marie in the background*

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT IM GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.

IM GONNA GO FURTHER.

IM PISSING ON GRIZZCO!!!

*More laughter and chuckles*

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JUDD??? I PISSED ON GRIZZCO YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SPLAT LANDS

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

#I'm so sorry #dj octavio #octavio takowasa #it had to be done so I did it #based on snapcube's real time fandub on sonic adventure 2

[im-1hater]

Twitter announcement….

I have an announcement to make! Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch 🐶 ass🍑mother fucker👩‍👧!! He pissed 🍌on my fucking wife!👰 That’s right!!He took his hedgehog quilly dick 🍆 out and pissed 💦 on my fucking wife👰 and he said his dick was “this big 👨🏿🫸🏽 🫷🏽” and I said that’s disgusting 🤮!!! So I’m making a call 📞 out ✌🏽post on my twitter dot com 🕊️! Shadow 👨🏿 the hedgehog 🦔, you got a small dick 🍆 it’s the size of this walnut 🌰 except way smaller 👌🏽 and guess what? here’s what my dong looks like!! 💥 That’s right baby 👶!! All points 👉🏽No quills, no pillows 🛏️! Look 👀 at that it looks like two balls 🏀🏀 and a bong 🧪!! He fucked my wife 👰‍♂️ so guess what? I’m going to fuck 👉🏽👌🏽the earth 🌍 ! So this is what you get, my super laser piss☄️💦!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth 🌏….I’m gonna go higher… IM PISSING ON THE MOON 💦💦💦🌕🌕🌕❗️❗️❗️HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA👨🏾?! I PISSED ON THE MOON💦🌕!! YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets 💧 hit the earth 🌍. Now get out of my sight 👀 before I piss 💦 on you too😡

that took at least 3 minutes guys…

#Sonic Adventure 2 #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #eggman #sonic fandub #guys should I draw sonic again (even tho I never drew him on here) #i think i’m funny #im 1hater #sonic fandom #Youtube

[aita-blorbos]

aita for trying to save my people?

i (??? unclear, there's some shit going on) and the rest of my people, were murdered 500 years ago at a wedding by someone my people trusted. or, at least, we thought that was who it was. i was 15 at the time, maybe. 500 years later i get reincarnated in this one human's body and i'm obviously upset at all of humanity for this. my human agrees with me that humans are scum and agrees to support my plan to kill humans and ressurect my people into human bodies, even if that means he'd die. over the years me and the human age together so you can see where this confusion comes in.

i gather a cult together to get sacrifices of energy so i can properly ressurect my people and start gathering some magic rocks that will also help with the process. along the way i manage to ressurect 3 of my people (F, also unclear. V, unclear again, and R. you know the drill). unfortunately these fucking asshole humans start murdering my fucking comrades (V and F) luckily we manage to get them into artificial bodies etc it's fine im just still really fucking pissed about it like STOP KILLING US ALREADY???

the last few magic stones are with a guy my human considers a foster father and he can't choose between us so i decide ok i'm gonna win, almost kill the entire kingdom as a feint to get the guy to drop his guard and steal the rocks, kill my cult and ressurect my people. i should let you know i believed i was operating as a mechanism for our people's leader (L, ??????) for the entire time so i fully believed i was doing what he wanted. turns out i was wrong and it had been a devil manipulating me so he could get a body. he was the one who murdered my people, kept our souls in a bubble for 500 years, and then chose me to be his pawn. L, a few humans and i defeat the devil and manage to exorcise our people except for R, V, F, and i. i got brought back to earth by a surviving member of my cult to atone for my mistakes so guess im alive again?

while the murder of my entire cult and also using random humans as vessels for my people was definetly an asshole move, were my intentions not justified???

tldr: fucked around and found out. am i the asshole?

#AITA #am i the asshole #unreality #fantasy racism

[shingetsu-online]

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS

OHOHHOHHHH. EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON !!!!!

#shingetsu online #ask hugh #anonymous #I have the entire thing memorized. one of my many stupid talents

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Greetings everyone! So uhm. its been a while since my last liveblog post. there have been some circumstances that made me really not wanna read, but now they have passed and I have risen from the ashes like a glorious phoenix and I can resume my divine mission of complaining about this mediocre-at-best book series to an audience of as many as 60 people if you can believe it. Also we're back to the style of post where I just jot down all my thoughts bullet-point style because my life is in shambles

Anyway, last time we had a chapter where literally nothing happened except for Lucien showing up at the very end, so lets see what he does in this chapter 47

I still cant believe its been only two months since Feyre started permanently living at the night court and forgiving Rhysand for torturing her, its taken me longer to forgive people at my school who mildly annoyed me. Also wait, Feyre was UTM for three months, shes spent more time consecutively being tortured by Rhysand than consecutively having a good time with him wth

Feyre stop fuckin jacking the bat boys off challenge (impossible!!)

Ive seen this part where Feyre talks about the bat boys being so much stronger than Lucien in english where shes like "Lucien may have trained to be a warrior, but Cassian, Azriel and Rhys were Warriors" like oh fuck, we gotta get out of here!! those guys are Proper Nouns!! But in the german version, this line is just "Lucien may have trained to become a warrior, but Cassian, Azriel and Rhysand were warriors" because nouns are always capitalized in german and not just when theyre Super Epic and Cool so you cant do that thing that english books do with proper nouns, and Idk i think thats pretty interesting

Something about Feyre being all like "theyre hunting me, its like Im their prey" really pisses me off, I think its because it could be cool and thematically relevant but instead its just kindof nothing

Speaking of which, Lucien coming ip to her and saying "We've been hunting for you" is so forced, it reminds me of how Tamlin would say these weird objectifying things to Feyre alllll the way at the start of ACOMAF even though hes never said shit like that before, except this is way worse because who on earth would say it like that?? hello?? If you were looking for someone who went missing, you'd say like, we've been searching for you or we've been looking for you, not we've been hunting for you thats just insane

HUH?? which high lord gave her the ability to slow down time??? Thats so overpowered and I dont remember anyone ever talking about it

Oh, of course they cant just be afraid of Feyre, they have to be afraid of Rhysand who just showed up

Did this motherfucker really take the time to change his outfit just make his dramatic entrance just a little more dramatic? Honestly, if it was any other guy I would think thats so iconic, but because its Rhysand just wearing his fucking black tunic again I just want him to explode

"Has your mother, the Lady of the Autumn Court, not taught you that you should listen to a lady?" why he have to say that Lucien's mom is the Lady of the Autumn Court thats so awkward. Also yeah, it sounds more awkward translated from german to english because they use both 'Lady' and 'Dame' (which is german for lady) in the same sentence, but its still just a very bad line

This is actually kind of interesting because Im guessing Lucien called Rhys a dirty son of a bitch in the original and then he growled because its like, oh Lucien insulted his lovely mother that he loves soooo much, but its been translated here as 'Hurensohn' (lit. 'whore's son') so it gains this additional layer where Lucien is not just insulting his mom also using a word that's like a trigger for him which makes it much more impactful imo. good job, Ms. Ernst

The fact that Feyre is getting on Lucien's case for siding with Gamlin over her is mighty ironic when you consider whats gonna happen in acosf, but also Lucien right now and the IC in acosf are making the same choice of listening to their close friend of several centuries over his gf that theyve known for like a year. Like, yeah, obviously its super shitty in both cases but I do get why they did it. And thats not even factoring in the political power Tamlin and Rhys have over their friends, like, it really doesnt matter if you "dont enforce rank" because youre the super special ones who were literally chosen by god to rule, you have an inherent authority over the people around you

This is all so frustrating because I do sympathize with Feyre for feeling abandoned by Lucien because that is essentially what he did, but I really dont like how hes portrayed as being unambigiously in the wrong for caring more about politics or himself than Feyre when its like, first of all, politics impact sooooo many people of course making sure that the SC at leats looks stable from the outside is more important than Feyre's mental health, and second of all, Feyre also pretty much only cares about herself. Which is her right btw, she has been very traumatized, she should be prioritizing herself for a while now, i just dont like the way the narrative frames this whole thing

Honestly, Feyre's kinda slaying rn. Her with her big spooky bat wings being all like "when youve been trapped in the darkness for so long it becomes your best friend" is kinda cool, idc

Okay, nevermind, she slayed for exactly one line and then she was nearly choking on Tamlin's name "because of what Rhysand did to him" girlie that was centuries ago why are you making this about him when he was being abusive two months ago* *i dont think he was actually being abuse but thats the framing of the narrative so im just going with it

I would usually properly translate this line but my brain isnt up to it at the moment, but its onpage 528 and I think you'll know which one I mean if you look at it, but I dont really understand Feyre being like "if I had stayed at the spring court and just given myself over to my own misery, I wouldve learned to take pleasure in other people's pain" Is it trying to justify Feyre being needlessly cruel by implying that it was inevitable and that her UTM trauma would've made her become like this no matter what? First of all, you cant say that for sure though and second of all, wowweweee Sarah Janett Maas knows soooooo much about mental health, she should become a psychiatrist, no degree necessary

"You are dead. You and your entire damned court." ohhhhhh so THATS why they call him death incarnate. Someone bring him back to life so no one ever calls him that again

??? Feyre was talking about how weird she felt about her lack of feeling when she was speaking to Lucien just now, but she was thinking about feeling guilty for desjring Rhysand?? what. Am i just being stupid rn or are those things no in any way related

man this chapter was exhausting

#anti acotar #anti acomaf #flames and darkness liveblog

[galacticnova3]

guy playing rtdldx: what the fuck whats all this villain woobification

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: MAGOLOR THE WIZARD IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE BLEW UP MY FUCKING HOUSE. THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS CATBOY FUCKIN TNT OUT, AND HE BLEW UP MY FUCKING HOUSE, AND HE SAID HIS BASE WAS “this big” AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM.

MAGOLOR THE WIZARD, YOUVE GOT A SMALL BASE. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WITCH HUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY BASE LOOKS LIKE. *BOOM* THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL STONE, NO DIRT, NO COBBLE, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE GRIEFED MY HOUSE SO GUESS WHAT, IM GONNA GRIEF THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER WITHER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM BLOWING UP THE END! *PWWWSHHH* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I BLEW UP THE END YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE WITHER SKULLS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I BLOW UP YOU TOO

#asks #rambling #mdnl

[shapeshivvter]

BAD AT PISSING you'd fail CHALLENGE PISSING you can't PISS WELL

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. THIS ANON RIGHT HERE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. THEY INSULTED MY PISSING. THATS RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR RINKY DINKY KEYBOARD OUT AND THEY INSULTED MY FUCKING PISSING. THEY SAID THAT I'D FAIL AT CHALLENGE PISSING AND I DISAGREE- SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM- ANON, YOU'RE SHIT AT INSULTING ME, YOUR INSULTS ARE LIKE A TODDLERS BUT WAYY WORSE. AND GUESS WHAT?! HERES HOW BIG MY LIST OF INSULTS IS. *fwoosh sound effect* THATS RIGHT BABY. NO FREQUENTLY SAID SHIT, NO SHIT YOU'D HEAR 2 TEENAGE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS SAY, NO 2017 BURNS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST LIST OF INSULTS EVER. THEY SAID MY PISSING WAS TRASH SO GUESS WHAT?! I'M GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, A EGGMAN ANNOUNCEMENT COPYPASTA EDITED TO MATCH THE SITUATION. EXCEPT IM NOT JUST GONNA EDIT A COPYPASTA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER!!! IM ATTACHING A REACTION IMAGE AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, TUMBLR?! I ADDED ANOTHER EGGMAN ANNOUNCEMENT POST TO THE COLLECTION, YOU DUMBASSES!!! YOU HAVE 2 HOURS BEFORE I LOG OFF, SO YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I REACTION IMAGE YOU TOO.

#shapeshivvter talks #shapeshivvter favorites

[roboromantic]

Episode 18

I’ve always thought it’s neat how Twitch just kinda hovers around all the time in bot mode – we don’t really ever see that in other shows, at least not that I can remember. I wonder if Nightshade’ll do that too or if it’s just to keep her in frame when she’s with taller bots lmao. anyway flying sibling bonding time When

OH GEEZ YEAH THEY REALLY ARE GOING THERE. DAMN. that does answer my question of who Bee was fighting last episode tho

oh so he’s probably only mostly dead. got it. Still though, that imagery was straight out of a horror movie

oof. yikes

between the arms, near (?) death, and this coughing he’s getting very Grievous-esque

lmao yeah, if only

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is Good Shit but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OUGH I was just thinking earlier today abt there being an ep where their bond is gone for whatever reason and them having to deal with that, especially since the Terrans have never not had it                  that’s probably not really what they’re gonna get into here but it’s still neat to see it to some degree

Dot is gonna be Pissed.

I kinda hope this is gonna end up like Rescue Bots where the kids are free to interact with the residents of Witwicky, at least. imagine………….slice of life school episodes……………..learning more about their family cultures……………….literally anything except these poor kids being traumatized every other episode 😞

Good to know they live in a dystopia where your car apparently requires wi-fi to run and can be driven remotely by people hacking into it 😬

NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 baby

OUFGH THE POWER OF FAMILYU…………………………

They’re uh. They’re not creating an army of siblings, are they.

A HEEM HEEM……………WHIMPER…………………..

man I gotta say I do really hate how energon’s become like their Only food source. Like whatever happened to drinking oil. or gas. Beryllium baloney. hell, why don’t they ever explore the idea of finding/making a New kind of food – like how is ANYONE even getting energon on Earth anyway??? Is it growing here thanks to the Emberstone??? Being made from other energy sources like the G1 cartoon??? (Where Autobots didn’t even use energon at first, they got their energy from recharging chambers) Can it be grown like sugar crystals or something and harvested like in TFA??? Anyway some variety Please im Begging you. Isn’t it enough for energon to be a super powerful energy source. Back to the making new food thing I know they’ve done synth-en a couple times but that en still refers to energon so. Now researching the Terrans water stuff and seeing if they can figure out how to make something from THAT would be great.       ..................something something Twitch gamer girl bathwater. is that anything

Only vaguely related but I don’t think they’ve ever addressed the issue of how exactly they all got to Earth anyway. Prime’s talked to Teletraan 1 so presumably the Ark exists somewhere? maybe being repaired somewhere away from GHOST? but atm I think all we know is what Alex said about them arriving via an apparently pre-made space bridge(??????), and iirc in Alex’s story they all just kinda. Walked through it. Meaning no one got here via spaceship. Which makes me wonder if maybe the Ark is something that’s in the process of being created so someone can go check if Cybertron still exists and if so what the state of affairs is there.              

Actually it’d be a neat touch if the factions did arrive on their respective ships, but both were heavily damaged, and it’s only by working together (and maybe incorporating some Earth technology?) that they can use parts of both the Ark and the Nemesis to create a new ship for everyone (who wants to) to go home in.       going back to the “please let the kids chill” episode ideas like it’d be neat to see them all visit Cybertron and learn about Cybertronian culture(s. please more than one im Begging. Different Cybertronian languages. Religions. FOODS. Etc.)

A lot of this is just going off of what Alex said way back in what, episode 1? 2? And we’ve seen stuff in flashbacks that contradict his story, so it’s clearly not the most reliable source of info – but it’s pretty much all we’ve got.

sdfdkjghfsdjklfh like they aren’t gonna be all over the morning news

yeah I was gonna say, he’s doing pretty well for having like. All his energon drained.

Btw I think Cybertronian languages really oughta have different words for like. energon (crystal/mineral), energon (beverage), and energon (blood).  And maybe resolve the blue/pink thing by going with blue crystals (I feel like we’ve seen them more than pink ones?), pink blood (aka it’s definitely recognizable as a blood stand-in but is Legally not blood. just like Star Trek), and maybe bring back the rainbow for the beverage. You could definitely argue that beverage and blood could use the same word, but I feel like there should at LEAST be different words for different states of matter.   

Speaking of, I don’t think we’ve seen much in the way of energon as a gas except BotBots (where it’s also plasma (?) since it’s shown as lightning that hits the mall, which is then filled w/energon gas. Also bring back BotBots Please. or make them part of Earthspark as a new kind of Terran :ssbenis:) and I think that one episode of TFA where Optimus uses Swindles boobs to teleport. Or maybe that was another space substance, I don’t remember.

Hm that’s a lot of Not Much to do with the actual episode and a Lot of me just coming up with my own ideas for worldbuilding sdkf;jhsdkjf. sorry.

I noticed it before but I gotta say I love the bit of graffiti that just says “queso”

ooh interesting. Something something the Terrans are the natural result of Cybertron and Earth interacting and they need a similar naturally combined source of energy to survive, while Mandroid is now a forced, artificial combination of Cybertron and Earth stuff that needs artificial energon patches to survive.

Side note but were energon patches a thing before Rescue Bots? I don’t think they were. If that’s true then it’s neat to see Rescue Bots original stuff becoming part of the larger TF mythos :D Makes sense given that Nicole Dubuc and others worked on both shows

side side note but how exactly did humans end up with control of the energon supply anyway. did they ever mention something abt agreeing to that in return for a planet to live on or something and I just forgor?

I kinda wish they’d built up the return of Mandroid and his collaboration with what’s-her-face a bit more, but I guess this in-and-of-itself is setup for season 2.

Yeah WHO coulda seen THAT coming 😬😬😬

Btw did we uh. Ever see the aftermath of Hashtag & co.’s prison break? We saw Skullcruncher getting dragged back inside so I think we’re supposed to assume everyone got recaptured, but given there’ve been hints at Soundwave and Starscream being up to no good, it wouldn’t surprise me if it turns out they got away.

Especially since she’s like “they’re all disposable” and there’s this dramatic reveal of Hardtop, Skullcruncher I think, and …………………a bunch of empty cells. lmao

I thought Jawbreaker was gonna get his altmode this season bc I definitely saw a leak of I think a rough animatic that showed what it was, but I guess that won’t be ‘til next season. When is that btw bc I Need it.

I don’t remember if I’ve mentioned this yet but I Love the facial animations in the show, they’re really really good.

#Earthspark spoilers #Chal watches Transformers

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