#four for the price of two

[snowycorvid]

It’s okay he’s just encouraging you to reciprocate and keep playing

#daycare attendant #daycare attendant sun #daycare attendant moon #Birdyart #Four for the Price of Two

[eksvaized]

@deadbranch's 100-Word Fic Challenge

another one because I've realized these little challenges are great for getting myself in the mood to write

When a prank idea strikes, MacTavish is usually game. Today, however, even your puppy eyes and sheepish smile don't convince Soap immediately.

"Pink isn’t his color."

Your words drip with sarcasm, as you scoff, rolling your eyes, "He'll love it."

Soap’s protests only cease after you drag him to the laundry room.

You spend hours dyeing all of Ghost's skull masks and gloves pink. But the prank backfires when Riley shows up for the next mission sporting the pink set, handing you and MacTavish matching masks.

Price isn't happy.

Especially when Gaz questions his lack of a matching pink mask.

#i imagine that price forces you to take the pink masks off #but later that night - to your fucking surprise - ghost knock on your door #he wants your help with dyeing two more masks “I want all the colours to match” #when price and gaz are given them--captain refuses to wear it #but somehow you manage to convice him to do it and even force the four guys to take a picture with you #none of you wear those silly pink masks to a mission #but price does end up putting the picture you took up in his office (you printed and gifted it to him) #cod #task force 141 #tf 141 x reader #call of duty #100 word fic challenge

[nie-narzekam]

Four Aramises walk into a bar (5).

The first one has a confession to make.

The second one (sadly) knows the drill.

The third one is mildly incredulous.

The fourth one has won the bet on who’s the biggest idiot.

#have two teapots for the price of one #four aramises walk into a bar #all the aramises! #the fab four #bbc musketeers #aramis #bbc merlin #lancelot #aramis in camelot #cbs salvation #darius tanz #aramis almost in space #star trek la sirena #cristóbal rios #aramis in space #santiago cabrera

[saraholegario30]

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I finished this drawing I made, because I was so tired..

#bfdi #bfb #tpot #tpot 9 spoilers #bfb four #bfb clock #bfb x #tpot price tag #bfb pillow #bfb grassy #bfb basketball #bfb bell #bfb gaty #bfb golf ball #tpot two #bfb black hole #bfb tree #bfb tennis ball #bfb pie #osc

[charcadett]

Soooooo I noticed you like Hassel and your boi's got daddy issues. So how about some headcanons of Hassel being someones father figure? Student or not whatever's easier for you please and thank you!

I got two asks about Hassel as a father figure in the same day as each other and that’s so funny to me. He just exudes dad energy huh? I’m going with a teenage student in this one rather than a young kid, though I can definitely be persuaded to do a different Hassel dad scenario! Um, I did end up getting a little project-y here, sorry about that. Oops- Hope you enjoy :D

CW: Absent father, implied bad mother, and feelings regarding that

Hassel As A Father Figure

- It’s easy to get attached to Hassel, especially if you’re a young teenager lacking praise or affection. Your own father is distant at best, and not in the picture at worst. You don’t let it bother you. Whenever one of your peers gives you their sympathy, you shrug it off. He hasn’t been in your life for a long time. How can you miss something you’ve never had? That is until an innocuous compliment from your art teacher makes you tear up. You manage to hide it behind your paper, but you know that your eyes sting and your heart simultaneously aches and soars inside the confines of your ribs. It’s hard not to feel ashamed. You thought you were beyond this, that whatever wound your father left closed up a long time ago. Evidently, you were wrong.

- Hassel notices. Of course, he does. Teenagers are never as good at hiding things as they think they are. Out of respect for your privacy, he doesn’t mention it. He does keep a closer eye on you, though. When you find yourself at his desk, nervously showing him what you’ve been working on, along with a heaping of praise, he adds that his door is always open if you need to talk.

- It takes you a while to take him up on his offer. During your lunch, Hassel happens to have a free period, and you’re too busy fidgeting with your lunchbox, wondering if you’re a weirdo for even showing up, to notice Hassel approaching you. He waves, invites you inside, and asks what you need. You shrug. “I don’t really have anyone to eat lunch with and I feel stupid just sitting at a table alone. Can I eat in here?”

- Hassel, of course, says yes. The art room is open to anyone for whatever reason. Would you prefer to eat in silence or talk? You decide on silence. He takes it in stride, offering you a smile before he sits down and works on his lesson plan. It takes you even longer to talk to him. Every so often, you’ll blurt out a question you had in class but were too shy to share. Hassel’s answers are never concise. The rest of your lunch is spent slowly working through your sandwich while he rambles.

- It’s during one of your lunch visits that Hassel’s cousin drops by, and he steps into the hall to give them a piece of his mind. You can’t help but listen. They’re right outside after all, and you can’t deny your curiosity. His situation isn’t the same as yours, but you can’t help but feel a bit of solidarity. His dad is far away, and though that is his choice, you want to know if there’s any common ground. Your dad left you. It was out of your control. How can you make yourself feel like you wanted that? That you were the one that left him. Would you go back to normal? You never felt like this before. Why now?

- Hassel steps back into the room, running an exhausted hand down his face, and starts to offer you an apology. Before he can speak, you beat him to it. “Do you ever miss your dad?”

- Not the most elegant way to start a conversation. You immediately recognize you may have shoved your foot in your mouth with an embarrassed blush. He’s caught off guard for a moment but recenters himself after a few seconds. “I do occassionally, but I am far happier here than I would have ever been at home.”

- “How do I, um.” You fidget with the strap of your lunchbox. “How do I stop? Missing him, I mean.”

- Hassel doesn’t have an answer for you. He does, however, decide at that very moment that you need someone. A strong guiding force to help you get through this. While there may be no easy solution, he knows that at your age, he would have appreciated support more than anything. His own relationship with his family is rocky. There was no one to foster his talent or interest outside of what was expected of him. There was no helping hand through that brief and lonely period right after he left home. No one to help him navigate his admittedly large emotions. If you ever need anything, no matter how big or small, you are welcome to ask. The same offer he gave you before, though, this time, there was a new weight to it.

- As usual, you start off small. Popping by during his free period to ask for advice on making friends, or whether he knows of any instance that Raifort allows late work. (She doesn’t) Eventually, you go a little deeper. You had a fight with your mom, and you know she’s wrong, but she made you feel childish and small. Hassel frowns and gently tells you that you’re right. She shouldn’t talk to you like that. For some reason, that makes you cry. Which you feel ashamed of because you shouldn’t be crying anymore. That fight was hours ago. You aren’t even mad anymore, so why are you crying? Hassel consoles you and tells you that it’s normal. It’s better to let it all out than keep it in. As he rubs your back, you end up sobbing even harder. He’s right, though. You do feel better after.

- On one of the lunches you spend with Hassel, Brassius happens to drop by. When he sees you, you’re almost taken aback by his grin. He always looks so serious on the billboards of Levincia, not to mention how intense he can be when he’s a guest speaker in class.

- “You must be that student Hass speaks so highly of.” He crosses his arms as he throws a glance at Hassel over his shoulder. “I am honestly surprised he hasn’t tried to pull out adoption papers yet.”

- There is a part of you that worries your attachment to Hassel is one-sided. You’ve accepted that you see him as a surrogate father, but you’ve also accepted that it’s likely he only sees you as a particularly friendly student. Maybe he pities you or something equally awful. Hearing Hassel’s scolding “Brassie!” and Brassius’ snort makes you realize how wrong you are. Even if you want to turn into a Slugma and hide in the vents for a little while.

#pokemon imagines #pokemon headcanons #pokemon x reader #elite four hassel headcanons #hassel headcanons #this is like 1000 words i went off #also brassius bringing up adoption papers is his roundabout way to tell you that he has picked u up by the scruff and hes ur dad now too #two dads for the price of one!

[aces-rad-place]

gotta love the funny lil talking objects

#bfdi #bfdi leafy #bfdi firey #bfdi golf ball #bfdi tennis ball #bfdi taco #bfdi teardrop #bfdi two #bfb four #bfb x #bfdi gelatin #bfdi lollipop #tpot winner #tpot price tag #bfb naily #bfdi yellow face #bfb purple face #hfjone airy #hfjone liam #objects shows #bfb #battle for dream island #bfbfdi #power of two #hfjone #leafy x firey #fourx #art #bfdi fanart #golf ball x tennis ball

[arctic-hands]

I have joined the society of bluetooth earphones

#refurbished for the record #i have been dragged kicking and screaming into the future #my phone doesn't have a headphone jack. my mp3 player does but it also has bluetooth capability. my ereader only has bluetooth for audio #so I figure since I'm going on the eclipse trip in a few months I should get some wireless buds for the train #went with some used skullcandy sesh because they were like twenty-two dollars had had a twenty hour battery life #I ALMOST went with some used Hesh headphones that looked really cool and had fifteen hours but were also forty-nine dollars #which combined with the other things I needed to buy would have put me thirteen dollars over my seventy-five dollar walmart giftcard #I was very tempted if just for the aesthetique~ but realized if I bought the cheaper earbuds I could have enough money for some instax film #and the cheaper earbuds and 2 pack of film plus the household objects I needed put me at a tidy seventy-four dollars and fifty-six cents #so I didn't have to spend any actual money on anything woot woot #the earbuds are blue. which is my favorite color. but they're like a pastel blue. which is like my least favorite shade of blue #ah well I'll sacrifice looks for function and affordability any day #*stares in slight dismay at hideously pink refurbished and thirty dollar instax mini 9* #what I REALLY wanted was some of those urbanista solar-powered headphones/earbuds #but even used/refurbished both were out of the total price range of the gift card(s) #I actually had two giftcards which together totaled seventy-five so that was pretty sweet

[glazeliights]

quick thingy before june ends

#bfdi #bfb #two #x #four #bell #puffball #price tag (taggy) #profily #ruby #flower #lollipop #winner #loser #cake #coiny #pin #remote #saw #gaty #flowbypop #losercake #coinpin #sawgaty #sawty ? #4x

[s0fter-sin]

the thing that gets me about the, "oh it's quick bc it's war, it's more realistic," defence for soap's death is 09 ghost's and roach's deaths were abrupt as well but they were still treated with dignity

ghost screams for roach and tries to kill shepherd before he’s killed. we the player get to sit and watch with a dying roach

roach tries one last time to get the dsm even though it’s hopeless. we see the way they throw ghost's body, the rising dread as they spread the fuel. the hatred for shepherd drags out when he flicks the cigar and lights it and the screen slowly darkens, music swelling as he gets away with it and roach finally dies as well

we hear price scream through the comms and the devastating realisation hits that if he'd called just a little earlier, they might have lived

that is how you do an abrupt but dignified death that respects the audience

mw3 is how you throw together a rushed and disjointed climax and hope people swallow it

#soap dies from an out of character decision from price not letting him kill makarov in the helicopter #when price has had no qualms for the past two games to bend rules and make the choice he thinks is right not the one thats correct #and an out of character decision from soap to stab him in the shoulder instead of the head or just shooting him since he thought he was dow #theres no reaction from anyone apart from ghost and price saying his name #gaz just calls price to disarm the bomb #then they stand there looking at soap as price calls in a debrief #theres no anger no devastation no lighting the fire of revenge #theres no music nothing to symbolise this loss not only of a main character that we love but a character we /play as/ #theres nothing in the writing the characters the music the atmosphere to push this as an emotional scene #hes just there #makarov doesnt come across as a true villain to be afraid of and angry at #hes just a guy that shot someone bc he brought a knife to a gun fight #all of this after stripping soap of his main kill and personal enemy with a pathetic excuse #which was already insulting #but to bring graves back from the dead then hammer home four seperate times that soap is 100% dead? that felt targeted and deliberate #it wasnt a meta choice to prsent his death as realistic #stories arent meant to just be realistic theyre supposed to evoke emotion #this was a poorly written death in a poorly written story for a rushed campaign and theres nothing else to it #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #cod mw3 #mw3 spoilers #john soap mactavish #soapghost #soap cod #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #captain price #kyle gaz garrick #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team

[snowycorvid]

Thinking about trying to sketch some scenes from the fic as some warm-ups, but I'm not sure which ones yet - if anyone has a suggestion lmk!! I'd like to prioritize any that yall (beloved) have a liking for lol (or if you wanna see some 4x2 content that hasn't happened yet and have an idea I'm listening to those too)

#four for the price of two #chatterbeak #might delete later when ive settled on enough or have decided its time to stop drawing again for a while lol #need to clear out my braincell of clutter. have to make room for the content. i have half a braincell and a horrible cellmate #pencils and pens everywhere i keep finding new crow feathers in my teapot and the curtains keep getting unclipped #reinstalled the sims playing 4 video games at once writing an improv fic notecarding an outline for a big thing trying to revise some #art direction and references and its time to just hose it down #wash away the kafufflelry and gremlinisms with some messy sketches

[oh2e]

Oh Kitkat do a vegan one now? It’s almost like they never did they before- wait they did. Then they added milk in four different places. Unnecessarily. And now for the privilege of being able to eat kitkats again they’re going to charge me an extra 30p (or 42%). Fantastic.

#yes I’m bitching about kitkats again #prices based on kitkats price compare feature on their website #four finger vegan one is €1 in both Tesco and Sainsbury’s #four finger milk is €0.70 in Tesco and €0.75 in Sainsbury’s #I couldn’t get a price for the 4 finger dark but the price for a 9 pack of 2 finger dark and #the price for a 9 pack of two finger milk was the same so much assumptions are based on that #I am also basing my assumption that the old dark kitkats were vegan off the fact that they are currently suitable for vegetarians #and contain nothing I can identify as being an animal product bar the dairy and I KNOW they didn’t used to have dairy in #my own post #kitkat

[raytorosaurus]

okay but Australian tattoo prices are massively inflated compared to the rest of the world because we have insane regulatory standards to prevent infection (did not work for me) so Mr Toro getting a tattoo while on tour is a strong decision

lmaooo it's only a small one he can afford it. i'm pretty sure it was a quick backstage job given this schedule anyway

side note this isn't even all their australian dates that month, they kept going on the big day out circuit after that and even hit up perth...screenshots that make you say oh yeah brian schechter is gonna get firrreddd. maybe things were cheaper back then but that's honestly the most extensive australian tour from an american band i've ever seen...they needed to fly between all these cities except for brisbane and gold coast btw

#FUCK THESE GUYS FOR NOT GOING TO PERTH THIS TOUR #anyway tbh my entirely unfounded daydream scenario is that ray got a backstage tour tattoo bc frank seems to do that a lot #and since frank was unexpectedly sick and away that tour ray got one to keep the tradition going #made up by me but it's nice to think about djdkjfjs #also that makes sense about tattoo pricing lol the one i got in chicago was dirt cheap compared to my first #answered #also. two brisbane dates AND a gold coast date is crazy insane..... #plus FOUR fucking sydney shows/performances in three days jfc

[bloodratx666]

walking out and about in the evening is so fun when you just tell yourself not to be scared and ignore the risks

#thinking about last summer when me and my bestie would four miles through the city in to get back to her old place after last call #it was so dangerous in hindsight but also no one fucked with us #two shitfaced goth enbies who only feared uber surge pricing

[gefiltefished]

I don't need more makeup I don't need more multichromes I don't need another orange brown lipstick I don't-!!

#but i just found a website that'll ship girlcult palettes to the uk for a very reasonable price help meeeeeeee #cause uk made duo/multichrome shadows are like £12-15 each!! #whereas this palette is essentially four for the price of two if not a lil less.. #i am completely blaming insta for feeding my magpie brain and need for sparkles 😔

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

when I say these books can be pricey

thank god the one volume I got while it was still in print was volume 10, because that one is going for like $80 now

#+anima #also this is USD #in Australian currency I just spent $129 #look I just hit my savings goal so I deserve to treat myself #the other volumes are not currently available but I'll be keeping an eye out #I also just bought four discworld books for almost half the price of these two

[adhbombus]

got a drawing tablet a while ago still getting used to it have some trans people + headcanons

#my art #bfdi #bfb #tpot #two tpot #four bfb #x bfb #pen bfdi #pin bfdi #coiny bfdi #gaty bfb #bfdi fanart #tpot fanart #bfdi headcanons #taggy tpot #price tag tpot