#fuck yeah its the megapost

[ochablooms]

hey. hey kid. yeah, you. come closer.

(opens trenchcoat) would you like some takeritsu in these times of need?

#takeritsu #mp100 #kageyama ritsu #takenaka momozou #mp100 takenaka #peach sorbet ship #fuck yeah its the megapost #collected over weeks of being part of daily tkrts #on twt !! #which is still going on #check it out #artists on tumblr #im normal #thumbs up #tkrts is fine ig #not that they consume all my waking thoughts #anyway enjoy #my art #mp100 fanart #if you repost im sending you straight to hell btw

[sirthisisa-wendys]

I’ve been away from tumblr for 3 days and first thing I saw when I got back was Part 7!!! Holysmokes that was so damn moving. I am not sure if I will ever move on tho this series especially Ran’s part like damn its depressing but I want more. You da best!!!

Hand Her Over (Part 8): Ran Haitani x Fem!Reader

wc: 1.7k

tw: NSFW

This is the final part of Hand Her Over Set 1!

masterlist

Hand Her Over Megapost

"Look, Ran!"

Ran glances over his newspaper and spots you at the pool, wiggling out of your coverup. You're pointing at the sky, and just overhead, a plane soars by - not a commercial flight, but a private flight - and you stare at the scene in awe.

"It's beautiful," Ran replies, though he doesn't think there's anything more beautiful than the woman in front of him.

A vacation. That's all you needed.

The escape you both desperately needed was perfect, and you were finally starting to feel like yourself again. He'd gotten a few words out of you, but they were few and far between. You're still staring up, smiling widely, and enjoying the breeze.

This is the woman he married. This is the version of you he adores the most. Once the plane has steered out of view, you proceed to dip into the pool, sighing as your skin cools off. "Is it cool enough for you, baby?"

"Yeah," you reply, your face bright. Ran chuckles and leans back in his chair. Just as he readjusts the newspaper, the butler emerges from the villa.

"Mr. Haitani," the man begins, setting a sheet of paper on the table beside him. "Today's excursions." Ran peruses the list carefully.

"Baby," Ran calls out, and you perk up in the pool. "Would you want to go out on the yacht today?"

Ran can't help himself. He's handsy, he's touchy, especially when you look this good. "Ran," you giggle between his kisses, holding your sunhat for dear life. Ran's face is pressed against your neck, his lips kissing your warm skin. The boat is going fast, but a pleasure cruise for two is just that. A pleasure cruise.

"Hold on, let me see something," he murmurs, tugging at your bikini straps. The captain can't see or hear either of you as the boat skims the waters, which is good for him, Ran thinks. Your bikini top comes off, and Ran snatches the item before you can grab it out of modesty.

"Ran!" He tosses the thing aside and smirks, watching your eyes shut tight. Your nipples instantly harden in the chilly breeze, and Ran ghosts his mouth over one of them. You grab his shirt in both hands before straddling him, and Ran lets out a soft groan as you settle over his hard cock.

"You're fucking gorgeous," he mutters, but you don't reply. You just bunch his linen shirt in your hands again. "I hope your husband won't mind, Mrs. Haitani." The joke is promptly lost on his tongue as he sucks one of your nipples, flicking his tongue over the sensitive flesh before kneading it with his free hand. The other hand cups your back, bringing you even closer to him.

Ran continues to suck gently on your breasts, freeing one up just to move to the other. He does this for a while, gauging your comfort with the motions as you rock back and forth on his dick.

"Ran..." The soft pant comes not too long after, and Ran stops, lifting his head to look at you. He knows he looks deeply enamored with you; he can see it in your eyes. And it's true.

"Tell me what you need," Ran murmurs, running his hands over your back. "Tell me, baby."

"I need you." Your voice is barely above a whisper, but he hears what he needs to. He stands up with you in his lap, pressing your half-naked form against his chest and walking into the yacht.

"Don't disturb us," Ran calls out as he passes the captain. He misses the knowing nod and the precise placement of the captain's earbuds as Ran descends into the lower deck while whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

"You need me, hm?" You nod slowly, and Ran spreads you across the bed before taking your sun hat into his hands. He places it on the ground and steps over it carefully as he leans into the comfortable mattress. "How bad?"

"Really bad," you pout, scrunching up your eyebrows. Oh, it's bad. You only make that face when you've been waiting for something for a long time.

"Show me." You lean up and shift your bikini bottoms off, tossing them aside like your bikini top was. The hum of the motor drowns out any noise it could have made, and Ran feels his eyes tunnel vision on your figure. You lean back down and place a hand over your cunt, stroking it slowly.

He's content to watch the display, but when your fingers move toward your clit, Ran feels his self-control slip a little. His hand darts out to lift one of your legs, and you stop, but Ran blinks, shaking himself back into reality.

"Keep going."

You smile a little, then rub your clit faster, all while staring into Ran's eyes. Ran looks down at your cunt, and he clicks his tongue.

"Not like the girls in the porn movies do it," he chastises you, shaking his head. "I want you to touch yourself as if I weren't here." Your hands stop. "I know that's not how you do it."

Your fingers reduce from four to two, and you rest your clit right between them. Ran's mouth waters immeasurably. Your pussy clenches around nothing as you move your fingers up, down, left, right... It's damn near chaos, but Ran's fully immersed in the show. Your other hand reaches up to grab your nipple, and you tug it roughly, gasping for air as you close your eyes and lean back.

"This isn't for me," Ran reminds you, still holding your other leg. "I want you to cum for you." Ran would give his left nut to be inside you right now, but watching you touch yourself... showing him how you want to be pleasured... that's all he can think about. You cry out sharply, arching your back off the bed as your mouth opens in a silent cry of bliss. Words erupt moments later; a mixture of "Oh, fuck" and "Oh, my god" and "Shit, shit, shit" rushing out rapidly.

Ran strokes your legs lovingly, kissing your ankle, your calf, your thigh, and back up again as you shudder, still rubbing your clit and plucking your nipple. The aftershocks of the orgasm turn into another one, and Ran is nearly moved to silence and stillness as you work yourself up to another orgasm without his prompting.

His dick twitches angrily, seemingly out of frustration, but he ignores it as a bead of cum leaks out of your cunt. He wants to touch it; he wants to feel the silky liquid against his fingers. But you have to come down from your high first.

You take little breaths in, and you look around as if in a daze. Before you can utter a word, Ran kisses you, slipping his tongue between your lips and claiming you. "You're so captivating." You moan as he pulls back, stroking your cheek with care. "Can I--"

"Yes," you hiss breathlessly. "Please."

"You don't even know what I'm going to ask," Ran replies, and you laugh. "Can I eat you out for a minute?" You nod, and Ran removes his shirt before laying between your propped-up legs. Your hands smooth over his arms and back as his tongue presses against your pussy and licks slowly.

Ran swears he's gone to heaven when he tastes your cum. All he can think is "more, more," and his tongue seeks it out eagerly. The noises you make are perfect indicators of potential success. His fingers come up and around your thigh to rub your clit just like you showed him, and you jerk, going silent as he tries to duplicate the motions.

Ran opens his eyes to ensure you're enjoying yourself and sees your chest rising and falling rapidly, your hands knotting in the sheets, and your eyes squeezed shut. "Oh, my god, Ran..."

He hums against your cunt in delight, savoring each second you allow him to have with your cunt. He's never thought of cunnilingus as an art, but now... he's certain. And he commits himself to getting very, very good at it. Soon, you wouldn't be able to satisfy yourself with your fingers -- and you'd come to him to sate your needs. Ran imagines you stumbling into his office, begging him for ten minutes just so you can get that itch scratched, cheeks flushed and eyes wild.

"Ran, I'm--" You quiver as he sucks harshly on your clit, contracting and jerking under his touch.

"I'm going to start waking you up like this," Ran huffs, giving your clit one last lick before shifting onto his knees. "I love watching your face when you cum." After shucking his pants off, Ran fists his cock, trying to ignore the beads of precum running down his fingers as you spread your legs even more.

When he enters your cunt, you both sigh in relief, and Ran feels his entire body sing at the contact. "I might not last long," he admits sheepishly.

"I want you to cum," you whisper, trailing a finger over his bottom lip. He nips at it, catching it between his teeth before letting it go and thrusting deeper. "Cum in me, Ran." Every nerve in Ran's body resonates with need, and his eyes roll back as his dick is sucked in by your greedy pussy.

You're already so wet that it's easy for him to bottom out, and Ran grips the bedsheets beside your head while leaning down. "You're going to be the death of me, y/n." You claw your fingernails down his back, and Ran erupts in a roar of bliss, nearing his long-awaited climax.

"Baby... baby... baby..." He blacks out right as his orgasm begins, and while his biological response takes over, his mind swims endlessly. He can't tell where he ends and you begin, but it doesn't matter. You're his, and he's yours.

"I love you," he chokes out, heaving for air. "Holy fuck, I love you so much."

"I know," you purr beneath him, stroking his neck as he collapses on top of you and cradles you against him. His dick throbs as he rests between your legs, and his thoughts peter out as he holds you tight. "I love you, too."

"I'm not letting you go ever again." Ran's last words hang in the air. "Never letting you go."

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #ran haitani #ran haitani x reader #ran haitani smut

[methbongs]

my weed au megapost ok so this shit is gonna be all kinds of awesome watch out ok so niless favorite thing to smoke is fat greasy blunts all day long hes just like fuckin that shit up absolutely goin to town on it and miles is like hey dude check this out and he opens up his bag and the peter griffin bong is there like holy hell i can see it in my mind right now man its fucking awesome and then they pull it out and put that biden blast shit in and spark it up alright miles takes a hit and hes like hooooooooly swag dude getting kinda hot in here so he takes off his rick and morty branded cap mega awesome all sorts of cool kinda just like nonchalant with it you know takes a nother hit coughs a bit but in a chill way he knows what hes doing you know hands the bong off to niles but hes so weak and fragile that he drops it so miles just goes heh dont worry buddy i got you winnk and pulls out another bong this time its homer simp son instead of peter graffin and holy shit man like its really the coolest shit youve ever seen and then niles is like heh dude thats pretty sweet whered you cop that lil ditty miles turns to him because theyre sittin on   the couch cool like awesome and then he goes oh you know just picked it up at the weed store haha this is like really cool so let me know what you guys think if i should continue or what yeah just leave a comment and a like

#the terrible two #miles murphy #mlg #niles sparks

[angeltiique]

OH MY GOD.

i just realised.

this is my blog.

i can do whatever i want.

so heres a giant fucking ramble with as many thoughts on Shenggou Ye as i can manage (who if you dont know is an oc belonging to my wonderful best friend reese aka rai aka rai.diate and her story universe Liar Liar Chaos Fire 😁 she doesnt know im doing this, this is for me):

if you dont know how did you NOT know shenggou ye accidentally became a biiiiiiit of a hyperfixation for me (exaggerating). reese and i can't exactly pinpoint when it started but we think its around the time we started a zombie apocolypse roleplay with us two and another friend <3

i love him so much i daydream and fantasise about him every moment i get. i see the colour red, or a wild dog or hyena, something to do with kung fu, or any obscure thing that i manage to tie him to and i go absolutely FERAL. hyenas are now my favourite animal because of him. i see a ricecooker and laugh at how he loves rice because his asian ass is so goofy (just like me fr). i love the colours red and teal which are his main colours. my favourite songs are loose cannon by set it off and mama by mcr which are his songs. he is TAKING OVER MY LIFE /POS

i feel bad that i dont get like this with other characters, especially my other friends and even my OWN, but thats just what ended up happening and i cannot seem to control myself lol

i even made up a list of why i kin him do you want to see it well too bad youre seeing it anyway i told you this is a megapost megalist mega fuckfest okay not a fuckfest but you get the idea:

SHENGGOU KIN MOMENTS:

- large hearts, both literally and metaphorically

- imposter syndrome (self-doubt, feeling like a fraud/liar)

- scared of being disowned/losing loved ones

- making jokes during serious moments (struggling to cope so makes light of the situation = ends up brushing it off/ignoring it)

- loving our best friend from high school fr fr /gen /pl and being so excited when we see them <3

- saying fucky ass and baybee (im the reason he says it LMAOOO)

- gayass motherfuckers (both bi)

- WE BOTH HAVE PUSSIES LMAOOOO and we aren't really dysphoric about it hell yeah (im trans and sheng is intersex 💪)

- lying lying chaos crying (i know a lot of them lie but shhhhhh)

- not being good at voice regulation/shutting the fuck up LMAO (apparently its a sign of autism... shenggou ye autism real!!? /j)

- having silly laughs <3 idk my mama makes fun of my laughs and he has a silly laugh it counts sshhhh

- he probably sits on surfaces weirdly or on places you wouldn't normally sit on, and i sit weirdly so YEAH

- sex jokes? yes please (they are funny !!!)

- dramatic as hell but its because we are silly goofy

- annoying as fuck but its slash pos

and thats all i had but theres probably more in fact im doing things because he does them, like saying "L" LMAOO BUT i mean it in an endearing way 🫶

ive also been calling my mother mama a LOT more like thats WHAT ive been calling her exclusively and i know for a fact its because shenggou calls HIS MOTHER mama and the song mama by mcr again. tsk tsk this hyperfixation is legit taking over. but i love it so much.

hes all i want to daydream about. we (friends and i) have a running joke that he is my husband, i love calling him my dearest darling husband shenggou ye. its great. but i like thinking about him with me during the day, maybe doing something stupid or dangerous and laughing at him, him helping me calm tf down when im stressed. its a weird coping mechanism but strangely effective!! i prefer keeping to myself but thinking about him with me makes me feel more seen and heard and loved. and reese is a bit like him, so its also like having my best friend with me even if shes not really. i like to think i can tell shenggou anything because thats how i feel about her. again, its all really stupid and cringe but its really nice and fun

im only now realising this is probably just turning a friends oc into a para. or like. something like a para. i mean the daydreams do get vivid.. Huh!

anyway thats about all i feel like sharing, i dont expect anyone to see this like all my other posts, i just enjoy screaming into the void and seeing if anyone screams back. let it be known, having weird coping mechanisms is cool and youre so.valid. /gen biggest hugest thank you to my bestie reese for creating this goober i am obsessed with. without her art that captures his handsomeness and her writing that demonstrates his personality i would never have fallen so deeply in love with him to the point of delusion.

Now if you'll Excuse me. i am going to dream the Best dreams (shenggou will be in it). thank you and Goodnight ^_^

#long post #rambles #its probably the autism #im a bit insane #sillyposting #🧨<3

[unpretty]

astielle ask megapost with spoilers after the cut up to chapter 35! and also some stuff from prior chapters because i fell behind again.

@thatoctokittenclutchinganotebook asked

I just want you to know that I really, really love Astielle. The characters, the world building, the romance and the recovery from trauma and the plot are all incredible and I am so grateful that you've created this world and these characters

it won't let me at you but 💙

anonymous asked:

I love Leonas so fucking much he is so deeply unhinged

this one isn't spoilers because it's timeless

@rose-and-bones asked:

"You’ll be used to always feeling cherished. Like you’re supposed to be."

!!!!! I'm crying !!!!!

This chapter made me have a lot of feelings!!

I think when Astielle is done I'm going to have to learn how to make books so I can have it on my shelf. I love it SO much.

@onceuponymous asked:

I'm surprised I haven't seen any mentions that if "they're eating her" means that the fancy storm island truffles are draining sunlight out of zombie(s), then the crew has indeed partaken of the Human Meat Fungus, and found it delicious

"There was something unsettling about fungus in that shape and color. It was an irregular blob of faint and pearly pink. A white truffle had the grace to resemble a stone, or a potato gone awry. In pink it reminded him of a tumor." / "The color of the truffle was deeper on the inside, marbled more like muscle than fungus"

anonymous asked:

what's the range limit on items karzarul creates out of moonlight? i thought i remembered reading that they fade out over time if they're not touching him, but could he create a pair of moonlight glasses and put them on leonas's face? if so, would he be able to make ones that actually corrected leonas's vision? because i am just imagining karzarul holding the arm of a pair of glasses leonas is wearing, or binoculars as minnow uses them or whatever and it's cute

it's more like a time limit, yeah. moonlight having a physical form is pretty weird so it defaults to not doing that and going back to a wave. only karzarul can force it to stay a particle by sheer force of will. however, whatever he makes is opaque. light can't pass through it, because it's light. it gets weird.

@adrastos42 asked:

Oh, amazing. "Of course I didn't doubt all the astrology and woo bullshit, I was so magic it actually worked for me by accident" :D

imagine spending your whole life thinking homeopathy was real but it turns out you're just a wizard and you've been turning water into potions this whole time. you're the only person this has ever worked for.

@blatantescapism asked:

oh my god they are Team Rocket

every shithead squad needs one woman ready to murder, one effete man, and one talking cat that anthro'd itself for love as part of its tragic backstory

@emilise284 asked:

"I've handled your corpses before" may be the MOST darkly comedic line I've ever read; I burst out laughing and winced in about equal measure. This chapter was great, graverobbing is definitely the hottest date activity

"guys, listen: i'm already traumatized. leave this to the pros."

anonymous asked:

Love how Leonas staggers around all "I AM A DECREPIT HUSK RAVAGED BY TIME" when he's like. 37 years old.

can't wait until we get to his 34th birthday party, where he will be very brave and not cry about it.

@onceuponymous asked:

I'm only partway through the chapter and already I have to stop and commemorate: "Every winter [trees] feel the hope of believing they might finally get to die, and every spring is a disappointment.”

Minnow hummed. “We haven’t had lunch yet, have we?”

anonymous asked:

Thank you Minnow for reminding me that everything probably feels like death right now b/c I haven't eaten anything yet today and I should do that

it's shocking how often ennui actually can be mollified by juice

anonymous asked:

Leonas gets hangry. I love it!

@imonlyheretofollowyou asked:

1. Cute glowing boys. I am thriving.

2. Cranky Hangry Leonas. Delicious.

3. Sexy Doctor Roleplay. Fun!

@accidentalspaceexplorer asked:

Every day there's a new Astielle chapter is a good day. Also I love that Elias left a treasure map, def what the Starlight Hero would do (although to be fair it doesn't seem the most Vaelon?)

@prince-atom asked:

The noise I made when Leonas suggested throwing away an empty bottle.

Real Zelda Player Hours (what if there's magic water later, leonas!! what then!!!)

anonymous asked:

OOH. OOOOOOOOOOOOH... Return of the Importance of Dreams. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

i can neither confirm nor deny any theories but also i love theories

@nightshadeis asked:

FIRST OF ALL "The natural state of humanity is that we want to stay in bed and consume things we don’t need to chew." What a fuckin mood

Secondly WHO IS RAELLE IS THAT ANOTHER HERO OMG OMG OMG MINNOW'S REMEMBERING

@therealbeachfox asked:

Oh. Oh! OH! Minnow's insistence on doing all the side-quests before pursuing the main plot meant she hadn't unlocked all the possible collectables yet! It's a map of places where if you (or just the Starlight Hero) dream, you get Dreams of Non-SLH Past Lives Who's Dreams Elias Found Informative. ...Because the Starlight Hero gets dreams from dead stars... And it was in these dreams that Elias found... I need a notebook.

anonymous asked:

I can’t believe Elias’s most treasured possession was the map of every place he had Gay Thoughts about Karzarul

#original #astielleblogging #astielle spoilers

[acephysicskarkat]

I’M GOING TO HANDLE BOTH PARTS OF “DESTINY” AS ONE GIANT DUMB MEGAPOST BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL BABY

PART 1:

I GUESS THIS TECHNICALLY COUNTS AS SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING TO SHADOW WEAVER? I’M NOT COUNTING IT THOUGH.

I LIKE HOW GLIMMER JUST LEFT HER TO SWING IN THE WIND LIKE A PORCH DECORATION, THOUGH. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DO THAT. ACTUALLY, EVERYBODY SHOULD DO THAT.

ENTRAPTA IS STILL DEFINITELY ENTRAPTA.

CALLED SHOT RIGHT TO CATRA’S INSECURITIES BY [CHECKS NOTES] IS THE SET DESIGN EVEN ALLOWED TO MAKE THOSE?

IT LOOKS LIKE LONNIE & CO AT LEAST MANAGED TO TAKE A NAP AT SOME POINT.

KYLE REMAINS BADLY IN NEED OF A BETTER JOB.

YEAH, CATRA’S PERSONAL BREAKDOWN IS RIGHT ON TRACK.

OH HEY DOUBLE TROUBLE GETS TO DO STUFF AGAIN! AWESOME.

SHADOW WEAVER GETS SHUT THE FUCK DOWN. AWESOME. STILL NOT BAD ENOUGH, THOUGH.

OH BOY. OOOOOH BOY. THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH.

THE MOST IMPORTANT DEFENSIVE BULWARK IN ETHERIA: SCORPIA’S PILLOW FORT.

OH, HUH, THAT IMPLIES THAT GLIMMER ONLY NEEDED TO RECHARGE BECAUSE SHE WAS SHARING THE MOONSTONE WITH ANGELLA. THAT’S AN INTERESTING IMPLICATION.

I CONSIDER THIS A GREAT SUCCESS FOR THE GIVE GLIMMER A HUG APPEAL.

“NOW WE GO SAVE THE WORLD” IS MORE OF A GOAL THAN A STRATEGY, GLIMMER.

NOOOO NOT ENTRAPTA! GOD DAMN THE FUCKING DEPRESSION RADIO. (ALSO, THAT’S A SENTENCE YOU’VE NEVER READ BEFORE, SO YOU’RE WELCOME.)

YOU NEED TO ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

NICELY DONE, BOW - AND THEN ADORA SEALS THE DEAL BY OFFERING SHINY THINGS.

ENTRAPTAMOBILE TO THE RESCUE!

DOUBLE TROUBLE: I WROTE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL ON MY CHARACTER SHEET AND I MEANT IT, DARLING.

ADDING "GIVE MICAH A HUG” TO THE STRETCH GOALS FOR THE GIVE GLIMMER A HUG APPEAL.

THIRTY GODDAMN SECONDS

I LIKE HOW THE STANDARD GREETING FOR BAD GUYS TO THE PEOPLE WHOSE ASSES THEY INTEND TO BEAT IS BASICALLY JUST “HI ASSHOLE”.

PART 2:

SCORPIA, PUT SOME RANKS IN BLUFF ALREADY.

LONNIE: YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY, I’M DONE. WE’RE OUT. PEACE.

“IT SEEMS TO BE A SLOW DAY IN THE PARTS OF THE FRIGHT ZONE THAT ARE NOT CURRENTLY ON FIRE.”

LIKING CATRA AS A CHARACTER IS SORT OF LIKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WANTING SOMEONE TO GIVE HER A HUG AND BEING GLAD WHEN HEAVY OBJECTS GET THROWN AT HER.

WHY IS GLIMMER THE FRIENDLIEST SHE’S BEEN ALL SEASON WHEN SHE’S BANGING CHUNKS OF SUBCRITICAL URANIUM TOGETHER TO KEEP WARM?

IT DOES HAVE TO BE SAID THAT PROGRAMMING YOUR SUPERCOMPUTER TO MAKE SURE YOUR WEAPON FIRES EVEN IF THERE’S NOTHING TO FIRE IT AT IS A BAD IDEA.

SEA HAWK GOT LITTLE HEART EYES I CAN’T

DOUBLE TROUBLE RIPPING INTO CATRA IS AT ONCE WONDROUS AND HORRIFYING AND I CAN’T LOOK AWAY EXCEPT TO TYPE THIS SHIT.

SCORPIA: [IDLY STARTS HUMMING “THUNDERSTRUCK”]

OH SHIT THAT’S A BIG ONE. I JUST EDITED THAT TVTROPES PAGE THE OTHER DAY AND NOW IT’S OBSOLETE. GODDAMMIT.

“OKAY, SO MAYBE TRUSTING MY BEST FRIEND’S ABUSIVE MOTHER AND THE WEIRD KIND OF EVIL SUPERCOMPUTER OVER MY TWO BEST FRIENDS EVER WASN’T SUCH A GOOD IDEA” - GLIMMER

NOBODY IN THIS FUCKING SHOW KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH GRIEF CONSTRUCTIVELY

I WAS SPOILED ON MOST OF THESE BITS ALREADY BUT WOW, THAT IS GOING TO REALLY CHANGE THINGS UP FOR THE NEXT SEASON.

CATRA, YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP BUDDYING UP WITH WEIRD SPACE FASCISTS.

#SHE RA #SPOP #SPOP SPOILERS

[wojtekbc]

Chain of Acheron Ep 13 Megapost.

“The Underdark Job” makes it sound like a heist and though it is a perfectly apt description it just sounds funny. Makes me want a setting where the scale of everything is shrunk down and dimensions are like the size of cities or parts of one city. “...where he attempts to drive them mad with unsolvable problems.” The Lord of Madness is a mathematics exam confirmed, am I right fellas? Good joke? Oh well, I made myself laugh. “Now, Boots has always been a Bard,” is a wonderful way to put it. “A restful sleep... is good for the body, sir.” “If you could keep murmuring these pleasantries at me while I’m resting, please.” “Certainly, sir.” Boots and Leech are another comedy duo alongside Copper and Slim. OD and Umlaut Tom’s RP is just so good. Matt, to OD: “Does Leech think of Slim as an officer?” OD: “Yeah. I called him sir, so I guess so.” Phil: “I guess I have a commanding presence.” OD, as Leech: “Yes, and he can connect to our-his ship.” Leech using Odie to poke everything and check for traps is really smart- Oh my God! Odie is their EOD unit! E-Odie!   Slim’s entire description of Capital is gold. “The caramel dipped sausages are quite good.” I just picture the Old One itself being like ‘Wait what the fuck did this dude just say’. “Duke Maximum” ‘That’s David Bowie’s wrestling persona.” That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a couple of weeks. Hey, Matt mentioned Githyanki is a GRRM name. It is now common knowledge. Honestly, “Punch it, Slim,” works better here than it does in any other media. The thought of Toad being able to pilot the ship was the first thing that came to mind when he was revealed.  Okay, Jpaganrovira’s map of Capital is scary. The fact someone can make something that cool so quickly is a solemn reminder that there will always be people better than you.  Tom getting a little big cat in the mail is so perfect why is everyone in this community so cool. Leech with a parasol is the cutest idea of how to deal with sunlight sensitivity. The Chain renting out a bar to celebrate with the entire company is actually really wholesome.  Boots playing his mandolin and singing a song about how he charmed an Aboleth and gave it a kiss on the cheek as he took its crown is peak Bard Culture. Miss me with that “I fucked a dragon” shit. There’s something so sweet about a Bard actually performing for their company, making a ballad about their adventure. Everyone singing along and merrily getting trashed while Slim is clearly loving the fact that his deeds are being recorded is the ideal of a D&D Bard. Boots, in regards to Slim being made an official officer: “He chopped three derro in half in a single move, I think we should... you know...” Matt: “I think we should make him... our god.”... says a drunk Chain member, who promptly passes back out. Anna: I thought it was Two Shoes saying that! Matt: “Let’s all take a minute to picture Tom Schmuck’s character completely naked.” OD: “Why’d you have to say character?” Anna: “Naked aside from his boots.” Boots, naked aside from his boots, carrying his clothes, mandolin and rapier as he runs out of a tavern is peak Riojan culture. Leech with his serving boy is golden. Final thoughts: This campaign is cozy. It is wholesome, and fun, and heartwarming in its own way. The players are all having fun. Capital is cozy, and feels like home. The Chain almost feels like a family just on a conceptual level; everyone is a trash person, and there are so many of them that they kind of congregate and make a space where they get to work for something more than themselves, all while still being as greedy as they want. I’m fucking tired, so I’ll probably post this separately, but something about all of this makes me feel really cozy watching the Chain. The character interactions were all on point, as usual.  I love this stream.

#chain of acheron #mcdm #matt colville

[annashipper]

Megapost Nr. 5 - May 17th 2018

Nonny Nr. 1:   I wonder how much it costs Ben to hire these paps to show up at airports and family events?

Anna:  I assume he doesn’t pay for the paps.  He does them a favour by giving them a scoop and they do him a favour by putting the pics up for sale and hoping they’ll get picked up by the tabloids.  It’s a win-win.  Well... unless you consider Ben’s integrity, in which case it’s a win-win-lose  :o/

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Nonny Nr. 2:   I have to say, I’m with that nonny number 10. It’s crossed my mind on countless occasions that I’m wrong, that the babies and marriage are real, and bens paranoia over the subject is just humiliation over his family not forming from true love. Then we get these so. Fucking. Obvious arranged pap shots that is zip right back into knowing it’s all fake and it’s all to get people talking back and forth cause I dunno he can’t sell on his own anymore or something. It’s all fake.

Anna:  I’ve tried sooooo hard to talk myself into believing this whole thing is real far too many times Nonny.  I’ve even tried to disregard all of the weird belly inflating / deflating / remaining stunted / deflating / inflating to ridiculous proportions / remaning stunted for the last trimester of gestation from the Pilo pregnancy back in 2014-5, and still nothing makes sense when you take a step back and try to look at the bigger picture.

The moment it became impossible for me to argue back and forth with myself and / or play devil’s advocate while discussing the showmance with other Skeptics bts was when he went on record during his Vanity Fair interview for Doctor Strange and stated matter of factly that his wife and (then only) child are not a PR stunt. 

Eveything that’s been said / happened since is just static to me and I’m just along for the ride, waiting for Ben to come to his senses and end this charade.

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Nonny Nr. 3:   Quick! I bet the pr machine are already finishing up an article calling Sophie pretty!

Anna:  Nonny, not only did they not call her pretty, they didn’t even call her pins stunning (as is the Fail way).  Granted, she’s wearing trousers, but still... BUMMER!  :P

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Nonny Nr. 4:   Wait, so let me get his straight. Ben supposedly travels w his family everywhere, making sure that they are always w him, but he makes them travel on other planes because we never see them at the airport, and one time we finally see both parents and these two can’t manage their kids together? Huh?

Anna:  “HUH?” indeed Nonny!

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Nonny Nr. 5:   Why do you spend so much time expressing hatred towards someone you don't know and who doesn't affect your life at all? Is this the best use of your time on this earth?

Anna:  Let’s flip your question on its head Nanny Nonny, shall we?  :D

Why do you spend so much time reading Skeptical blogs, sending in anonymous asks expressing your aversion to what Skeptics have to say when no one cares for your opinion and/or asked for it?  Is this the best use of your time on Tumblr?

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Nonny Nr. 6:   Even if they were to hire kids to fly w them, it would be too complicated. the real parents would have to be there, or there would have to be a note from the parents giving permission for them to take the kids over seas. the kids real passports would be used. its too risky. that on top of blurred faces giving away an arrangement w the paps (in the US) vs non blurred faces giving away the older boys real identity. its too risky. they won't be seen at an airport. if they are, not where docs checked meaning, if we DO see the kids, like the one time we saw one kid at the airport, just like that time, it won't be anywhere near the gate where passports are checked. you won't see them carrying the kids through security giving the people the kids passports, or if you see them carrying kids off a plane, we won't see them getting ON the plane w the kids. the only thing they could do is board sep, the kids w the real parents, then just agree to carry the kids off the plane.   thats the closest they could get to "proving" they flew w the kids. ben and sophie board on their own. kids and real parents board , ben and sophie carry kids off the plane. maybe they could carry the kids on the plane, but after the real parents have gone through security w the kids passports etc. yeah, they could do that. take pictures carrying the kids on or past security, then carrying off. they won't be able to give the kids passports or anything.   or, you know, PR, just have the paps video them carrying the kids through security, giving security the kids passports w NO other documentation (like a letter from the real parents) then have them get off the plane. its all too risky. if they had real children that were theirs, this would be easy. but they don't, so we wont ever see them w the kids near security. if we do, it will be very staged to avoid seeing the real parents or any letter giving permission to fly w the kids

Anna:  Nonny, I’m not asking for miracles, so I don’t really expect them to be photographed passing through security or checking in.  I’m just asking for a convincing pap walk with both of the pillows; especially after Ben stated his family follows him wherever his work leads him whenever he has to be away from home for more than a weekend...

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FF#1 Anon:   Me and Mr. FF#1 will be heading over the border to the US for a week. I don’t know how much I’ll be in your blog in that time but what a great send off with the airport pap walk. I saved them all to my phone so I can giggle endlessly

Anna:  I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself FF#1; I feel the exact same way!  Have a wonderful trip and give Mr FF#1 my best!  :D

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JT Anon:  ok ok ok ok, so he doesn't just force sophie to take a sep plane and struggle w the kids alone ALL the time. SOMETIMES he makes a nanny take a sep plane w the kids!! nah, this is one of those rare occasions he left the kid for more than 48 hrs. must be hard since apparently he doesn't do that...expect now...unless the kids are riding w the help in coach on a sep plane. Thanks PR for answering all our laughing at ben making his wife and kids take a sep plane! no kids, i know. can't blur faces

Anna:  Boooooooo JT!  I object!!!  I’ve been promised a family trip and I want it even if the pillows magically appear on an NYC street pap walk before the LL event tomorrow   :P

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CMA Anon:   Come on, praise when praise is due - they have at least learned *how* to hold hands properly even if they're not clued up on *when*.

Anna:  CMA, I just hope it doesn’t take them another 4 years to muster the art of human hand holding at the appropriate instances...

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Discerning Anon:  NYC weather - It was raining yesterday afternoon and evening and was in the low 60s. This morning it is raining, it was raining harder earlier but should clear up this afternoon, it’s now humid and in the 70s. It might rain tonight. Friday was originally reported to be raining all day, but that has since been updated to just rain in the evening probably and in the 60s. Saturday rain all day, maybe heavy at times, 60s.

Please plan your pap-ops accordingly. 

Anna:  Discerning Anon, you’re SO accommodating!   I’m sure the Intern would like to thank you from the bottom of his heart  :o)