#fuck you flip flops

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

watched the social network again and just thinking ab that part where they’re in the dorm and eduardo grabs two beers from the fridge bc he’s going to give one to mark only to turn around to mark grabbing his own bottle bc mark only ever thinks of himself so why would he expect anyone else to think of anyone but themselves and eduardo is just this lil sad guy standing there w two beers while his bestie literally doesn’t see him or anything he does for him

#they said how can we make the story of Facebook interesting? homoeroticism #I stg this movie kills me every time I watch it #but it’s so good I keep watching it anyway #I’m crying #the social network #andrew garfield #jesse eisenberg #fuck you flip flops

[angelbambisworld]

Gene driving

Gene driving me fucking insane

#kiss #kiss band #kissblr #gene simmons #pookie bear #celebrity crush #rock and roll #god i want him so bad #why is he like this #say what you will about genes cover of firestarter #he looked fine af in the music video #go argue with the wall about it #daddy af #daddy gene #i was listening to gibson girl by ethel cain while making this post #this mf got my pussy doing flip flops #i wanna fuck that old man nasty style #older men are hot #genes number one nastiest fangirl

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[lotuseatingstone]

ive made a grave discovery thats gonna do irreparable damage to my person. i will not suffer alone.

was looking at some of zenos' character models and first of all why he so bandaged up lmao all he did was nearly decapitate himself.

but then

hello?????????????? HE WEARS FLIP FLOPS???????

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #zenos galvus #ffxiv zenos #stormblood spoilers #HELP ME IM GONNA FUCKING DIE WHAT #WHY WHY DOES HE WEAR FLIP FLOPS #WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES HE EVEN OWN THOSE #IM GOING INSANE THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO LOCK ME UP AGAINN #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #just the sound of flip flops echoing through the imperial and ala mhigan palace is nuts #stop looking at my hotbar #as a floridian i know what this man sounds like running at you. im gonna cry

[newvegascowboy]

I have an oc that I've done literally nothing with but in my half awake sleep state this morning, it came to me. His vibe is literally just "dude from Miami".

#not fallout #kal talks #his name is Jesse Lawrence hes a PI #everyone thinks he used to be a cop and thats how he got his PI license and thats technically true. he was a cop for about 3 weeks. #he actually has a degree in political science and journalism but looking at him you Would Not Guess That #he wears those shitty fucking. ugly ass tropical print shirts and tank tops. board shorts. flip flops. #handlebar mustache. he open carries like an asshole. #super smart he just plays dumb all the time like teehee :3c #got fired for assaulting a fellow officer and when they fired him he did the 'YOU CANT FIRE ME I QUIT' shebang

[ssreeder]

Hi again! I loved the new chapter!! It made me stare at my ceiling existentially for an hour (every chapter does) and we finally get Ara oh god. Im kinda an Ara hater. I’ve always kinda hated her but she was slightly redeemable? Until in itf where we get her POV and she purposefully made Zuko’s life a living hell. That’s when i became a full fledged Ara hater club member. But it still so hard for me to fully hate her cause yk she’s a victim too.

Anyways, she’s a super compelling character and I change my mind every chapter if i hate her or not. So I got bored again and made this . Have a good day!!!

Haha her POV was very much like *hair flip* “yeah I tried to destroy him but it proved to be a lot more difficult than I thought, but I did try.”

She’s really an interesting gal right there with a moral compass that is just constantly spinning in circles. Hopefully she can find some solid ground to stand on and eventually build herself a new life… we’ll see haha.

Thanks for this I adore it!!

#omg omg omg the vibes of this are amazing #seriously ara for the longest time is just like I didn’t do anything wrong #until she realized she does EVERYTHING WRONG haha #like girl can’t even breath without hurting someone #I love the red background and the figures behind her #she is drawn so well #I love this #ara is one of the characters I enjoy watching people flip flop over #she’s getting better / THAT BITCH / awww she’s a victim / SHE ALMOST KILLED ZUKO / but she’s sad…. / KILL HER #I never know what I’ll get #I mean I will say there are people that have rode the ara hate train from liab all the way to ITF & I respect it haha #same with jet damn it they hate him haha #it’ll be interesting how and where she goes from here #*shrugs* idkkkkkkkk #could be good could be bad #we won’t know next chapter because I’m going to kill Jee or bato off so they won’t stop talking #fucking dilfs #all of them #ok anywayyyy thank you for this #your art and asks mean so much #seriously I’m giddy smiling skipping throwing up all the normal things someone does when getting fanart #I LOVE YOUUUU THANK YOUUUU #liab #ITF #fanfic art #lilywriter

[tracle0]

I wrote something yesterday!

#it's not something huge but it feels like good progress and I've missed this feeling for so long! #I keep flip-flopping between wanting to get away from TCD and wanting to write it. It feels like this is the one holding me back #and at the same time the one I should write next yknow? #and I got a lil chunk of that done. Maybe chapter. Uh. 6? Bit of that? #the last complete chapter I have is 3 oops #but that's okay! It's progress! We're getting there! #additionally my brain was just. Settling a little easier into it. It didn't feel so critical and angry about it. which is a fucking miracle #belove Atlas and their terror.... #I can share a lil snippet soon if you want!

[cedarboots]

First woodworking project in many years! My teakettle was living on the floor for a little while, so I decided to make a small table for it to sit on. The lady who runs the makerspace was very helpful; she showed me how to use the machines and let me use some plywood they had in storage from disassembled library bookcases.

#I was a little nervous about the big electric saws and then i realized they are really very much like sewing machine #similar kind of beast #also the singed-wood sawdust smell when you are sawing is extremely fucking good #please ignore my beat up flip-flops #cedar barks #woodworking

[wastelandhell]

Alright that's enough lore Val; here's some very non-canon blorbo if he was allowed to dress himself and had my tattoos.

#i just fucked your bitch in some gucci flip flops #my art #val #canonically he has no tattoos and doesnt like them but hes my barbie i can dress him how i want #also yes i know the shorts are from the mod i have been waffling on finishing i know you want it published look its been a weird month

[nero-neptune]

i fully understand and accept the mutual drifting apart btwn friends bc that's life. but then there's having regular contact with someone you consider a friend until, all of a sudden, there's dead silence on their end for Months (even tho their last message was about whether or not you wanted to hang out). so, periodically, you keep texting updates and well-wishes their way (bc, fair enough, what if they need space? what if they're not doing okay?), but not so much that it's Weird. but, wait! you happen upon their social media where said friend has been out doing shit after all, just without you. and at this point, you'd Def be the weird one (stepping over the line, even) for reaching out on a totally different platform. not that you're entitled to their time (obvs), but idk. it's not the first time this has happened, and i bet it won't be the last. it's just something that's Always gonna sting.

#i'm not claiming to be a perfect friend (and i'm far from a regular texter myself) but i don't see myself actively doing this to anyone tbh #whole time youre kinda flip flopping btwn 'are they okay?' and 'did i do something? was i being too much?' #'should i text less so she doesn't feel bombarded?' and 'should i text more so she doesn't feel like i ditched her?' #but you cant clarify either when you dont know their full name and your only way to communicate with them is dead #hard enough trying to make friends in a new city but fuck me ig! #it's not the end of the world bc i Do have other irl friends but none where we had such similar interests so we just clicked so fast #whatever! #this has been a vent #rambles

[citrus-sours]

the kitsune mcdonalds must be such a humbling experience for entitled customers really. unless its umetaro youre yelling at youre getting met with the blankest stare imaginable if not worse. you ask for the manager and some 14 year old in business shorts as part of his uniform and sock garters rolls up. you ask for HIS manager and he leaves and a freakishly similar but very leggy man comes out. you ask for HIS supervisor and you have to wait 35 minutes for the hot pink bitch named breakfast to roll up not in uniform with nails long enough to break pocket knife regulations for airplanes and shes just like "ohhh okayyyy thats too bad :3" and during this time the guy working the grill has started enough almost fires they have the 30 yr old going on 50 standing there with a fire extinguisher but he looks just suicidal enough to not pull the trigger next time. magical.

YOU UNDERSTAND MY IMAGE SO MUCH.

#i can so see inari being one of those GMs who flip flops all the fucking time with what they want #like some days shes like 'nobimaru. why did we get a complaint yesterday. come see me in the office.' #but some days shes like 'if you didnt want tomatos on your fucking burger you should have said that.' #i can see it totally being like shitty franchise no fucked given borderline abusive to the staff type store #nobody even knows what a food handlers license is excluding umetaro

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

MY MUM JUST BOUGHT ME AND HER TICKETS TO SEE SIX?? UNPROMPTED???? SHE IS THE MOST CONFUSING WOMAN ALIVE??????? BUT YAAAAAYYYY

#she hates me but also doesnt but also does but not quite but does but doesnt but #see i have a worse relationship with my father but its so much easier because hes just an absolute bastard all round #my mothers flip flopping every day calling me an ungrateful waste of money one minute then buying me six tickets the next like?? #what am i meant to do about that??? #anywayz SIX TICKETS WOO FUCKING LOVE SIX #I WAS MEANT TO SEE IT RIGHT BEFORE COVID HIT AND I JUST HAVENT COME ACROSS IT SINCE #SHE SAW IT AND JUST BOOKED THE TICKETS FOR NEXT YEAR IM LIKE SO EXCITED #fr though why is she being so nice to be its kind of frightening #i think its because i had that breakdown in front of her before #she hasnt told me to get a job since then either #you guys dont understand how big of a deal that is #she always finds a way to tell me to get a job #anywayz everyone thank my mum for being a great mum <3 #for the moment as least #dont want to jinx it #maybe marrying my step dad last month changed her psychologically #omg maybe shes started therapy #am a little afraid because im in the process of starting testosterone (yay!) but havent told her and i should be on it by december so uh #its gonna be obvious by the time we go to see it #so im *scared* #she may very well take the tickets away but LETS HOPE NOT #im so sorry ive written an essay in the tags lmfao #mummy issues #mummy issues going wild fr