immj2 02.11.20 lb
this fucking episode my dudes. i just went through it like...
business maharani is doing some more bitchification of bhaabi, ki dekho phir nikal gayi aapke peeche. even used the same lameass mandir excuse, the idiot, instead of coming up with something new.
hubs like riddhima is a major pain in the ass, but she's MY PAIN IN THE ASS, where isss sheeee, why isn't she back yet???????? is she ok????????????
ishani getting a call about someone in the hospital and......
bitch, it's her friend who's in the hospital. why the fuck would anyone call ISHANI of all people if riddhima was in the hospital????
lo aa gayi.
gujarat registration gaadi waale bhaiyya was a careful driver. unlike literally everyone else on tellywood. good for him.
concern!maxxxxxxxxxxx about her haalat.
asks about her bleeding hand and she's like i'll tell you if you tell me about how YOUR hand got hurt. noice.
again, rrahul's not putting on the vansh voice in this scene and it's 300% more watchable. for the love of god stop directing him in a way that impedes his performance!!!!!!! LET THE MAN MOVE HIS FACE AND TALK IN HIS NORMAL VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!
cliche dialogue about “shareer ke ghaav jaldi bhar jaate hain par dil ke ghaav..........”
this asshole is like yeah who would know that better than me???? BITCH WHAT IS THIS, THE TRAUMA OLYMPICS???
she's thinking ki yeah, i'm not gonna fall for your fakeass parwaah anymore. good. i like. she needed this stupidass illusion of her's broken longggggggggg back.
ohohohohoho ib waala mangalsutra breaking and slipping off trope idhar bhi hai.
“tooti hui cheezein kabhi kabhi dobara nahi judti.”
dialogue maarke chali gayi, lol.
but notice she's the one who caught it anyway. which makes me think she's gonna choose him/this relationship YET AGAIN. *deeeeeeeepest sigh in the world that sucks up all the oxygen in the atmosphere*
“jaise mera dil.”
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH.
“lekin ab waqt aa gaya hai bohut se cheezon ko sahi karne ka.”
again, he looks menacing and all, but is probably just talking about making sure all the paperwork is up to date for upcoming end of year audits. he's a very rich accountant, remember???
ragini's medical reports have come.
lol being married to ishani is taking yearssssssss off angre's lifespan. roz naya tension, naya drama.
also, angre refers to vansh as "vansh bhai" when talking about him to ishani, but calls him "boss" when referring directly. interesting. veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy interesting. you guys need to sort out that relationship, my dudes. it's the only stable, healthy one in this whole damn show.
ishani is like you're his right hand, what the hell are you doing about riddhima spying on him and getting all up in his business???????? dang, this might be the first conversation they're having about their only common interest: vansh's well being.
also i notice ki shivaay ke saare shirts angre ko diye gaye hain. huh, the shirts must have a kanji eyed wearer clause in their contract.
“mujhe shakti dijiye ke main apne emotions se upar uthke sahi ke saath khadi rahoon.”
damn, first time i've had a lil respect for riddhima. i mean, i know ultimately it's all gonna go to shit, but she's trying.
lmao a dhaarmik aarti version of the title track is playing. a version for every situation!
“main ragini ko bacha ke rahoongi. yeh mera aapse, ragini se, aur apne aap se vaada hai.”
YESSSSSSSSSSS BITCH, SISTERS OVER MURDEROUS MISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG WHY WON'T Y'ALL JUST DRESS HIM LIKE THIS, LIKE ARNAV, WITH THE SHIRT AND SWEATER COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PLS GODDDDDDDDDDDD STOP DRESSING HIM WITH THAT STUPID SCARF WAALA BLAZERRRRRRRRRRRRR I BEG OF YOUUUUUUUUUU
he's talking to some shadow (def a woman) about how they're his humraaz about the whole ragini issue and nothing is hidden from them and how everything is going as they planned and the story will end soon.
it might be siya but omg i hope to goddddddddddddd it's ishani. i really really reallly want it to be ishani and see the hot demon siblings do some scheming and planning together. the sibs that conspire together, stay together!!!!!!!!!
menacing growling about riddhima and how he needs shadow chick's help in "handling" her, so that she doesn’t leave the house.
“chaahe VR mansion uske liye jail bann jaaye, i don't care.” cool, real healthy. also copied from this week's naagin 5. i'm telling you, these two shows be copying their homework off each other.
vansh leaning real hard on how he trusting shadow chick. hmmmm. reallyyyy hope it's ishani. though can’t say i wouldn’t be delighted if siya also turns out to be just as fucking twisted as him.
ofc ms. snoopy here has come to snoop. SIS TUM THAK NAHI JAATI KYA ISS SAB SE. MUJHE TOH DEKHTE HI THAKAAN HO GAYI HAI AND I NEEDS ME SOME GLUCON D.
“ragini riddhima se jeete-jee milna toh door, usse dekh bhi na sake.”
uh a little too late for that my man, lol. your girls already had a catchup session this afternoon. they're going for brunch and manis next weekend!
oh ho, she knows that angre's gone out. so this is def someone else in the house. DAMN, I'M REALLY INVESTED IN THIS SHADOW NOW.
yaaar, kya haalat bana rakhi hai shivaay ke room ki. best room hota tha iss set ka, aur isko bas ek random space banaa rakha hai.
ASLKFJSLDKJFLSDKJFLDKSF
this fucker crazyyyyy. like fulllll on flipping cray cray!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow ok he's shaking from rage. more unhinged than i've ever seen him. which is really something. something scary as fuckkkkkkkk.
kudos to riddhima for just being like same old, same old, instead of being scared. i'm really liking i-give-no-fucks-riddhima.
DUDE. THIS FUCKER HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT.
also knife play copied from shivaay. this dude like a much much worse version of shivaay. never thought that would be possible, but never say never with ITV and the year 2020.
ok i don't like this angry version of him that's outta control, all shaking and growling and panting. not only is it really bad acting, it's hard to take seriously as menacing. ppl are always scarier when they're ice fucking cool with their anger.
blah blah blah some more growled warnings and riddhima and i are just here like............. “ok and????”
she's not even allowed to leave the room.
oooooh brave sis questioning him back and provokingggggggggg himmmmmmmmmm. got a death wish, this one, but i like her like this. i was sick of her just collapsing all over the place weeping. thaaaaaank god she found her longlost backbone.
“tum jaise haiwaan ki baat kabhi nahi maanungi.”
sarcastic slow clapping and slightly turned on by this show of dheentness.
“chalo aaj tumhari bahaaduri ko celebrate karte hain.”
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
“piyo, zeher nahi milaaya hai ismein.”
OK NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT I'M DEFINITELY THINKING THAT YOU HAVE.
omg ridhhimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you idiottttttt.
ok he's def put something in it. his face almost looking pitying as he takes the glass back.
“jaao. jahaan jaana hai jaao. nahi rokunga tumhe.”
ohhhhhhhhhh boy.
dslkfjsdlfkjdslkfjdslkjflkd her legs don't work no moreeeeeeeee.
THIS FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. JESUS CHRIST THIS CRAZY ASS FUCKING D;SLFKJ;SLDKFJ;LDSKJF;LDKJ
EVEN THE CHANNEL PUTTING BIG BOLD DISCLAIMER OVER THE SCENE LIKE THIS SHIT IS SERIOUSLY UNHINGED AND FICTIONAL THE CHANNEL ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT CONDONE THIS FUCKING MADNESSSSSSSSS
I CANNOT STOP SCREAMING THIS FUCKERRRRRRR IS OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS THIS SHIT IS MAKING 4 LIONS MEN LOOK LIKE SOFT CUDDLY LIL SOFTBOIS I AM LITERALLY GOING OUTTA MY MIND WITH RAGE AND ANGUISH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
i need a break. i seriously need a break to go cuddle my cat coz my god this deranged fucking showwwwwwwwwww.
ok cuddle break done. i’m not feeling any better but at least the tears of blood have stopped flowing from my eyes?
all i gots to say at this point is that CHEELANSHU SINGHANIA FROM NAAGIN 5 WOULD NEVER DO THIS. ONCE AGAIN SANKIIII CHEEL BOY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HUMAN MEN.
“haiwaan hoon main. rakshas hoon. aur rakshas kuch bhi kar sakta hai.”
electric chair for you, dude. ELECTRIC FUCKING CHAIR, GREEN MILE STYLE.
he literally gave her a paralytic.
“isse ek luxury relaxing spa treatment ki tarah enjoy karna.”
OMG I WISH I HAD SOMEONE MAKE ME SLIP INTO A PARALYTIC COMAAAAAAAAAA WHAT ELSE COULD A GIRL WANT FROM PRINCE CHARMING UWU TRUE WUVVVVVVVVV
omg inn paplu taplu ka chip waala naatak abhi bhi chal raha hai BIGGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE HOUSE YOU IDIOTS KEEP THE FUCK UP LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SADAA HUA MEMORY CARD ANYMOREEEEEEEEEE
anyway they decide to put it in the bank locker. omg why though, under the mattress was suchhhhhhh a safe and secure spot!!! badal kyun rahe ho tum log?!?!?!!?!?
“good morning.”
sis, lower half is paralysed. haath abhi bhi kaam kar rahein haina??? PICK UP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON AND HURL IT AT HIS FUCKING HEADDDDDDDDDDD
“don't worry, bas kuch der ki baat hai. uske baad tum apne pairon pe khadi ho sakti ho. main tumhari help kar deta hoon.”
TELLL HIM SIS. TELL HIM TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY AND NEVER EVER COME WITHIN A 3 DISTRICT RADIUS OF YOU.
“phir se zidd. tumhara naam riddhima nahi, ziddhima hona chahiye tha.”
ok can't deny i lol'd at that.
OK NO BACK TO HATING HIM. PUNS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE WITH ME, YOU BLOODY PSYCHOPATH.
“abhi toh bas ek chota dose diya hai jiska asar sirf 10 ghante rehta hai.”
oh how sweet. such a considerate husband. Star Parivaar Pati of The Year you are. haan behen, aur rakho aise pati ke liye karwachauth.
“agar baat nahi maaani, toh agla dose double hoga.”
seriously though, where can i get one of these? all i want is to be put in a coma so that i don't have to be conscious anymore. esp with the USA election today............ give me a 5x dose, daddy.
YEAH RIGHT LIKE SHE'S EVER GONNA CONSUME ANYTHING YOU OFFER HER EVER AGAIN LOL
“tum chaahe kitni bhi koshish karlo vansh, main tumhe ragini ko nuksaan pohunchaane nahi dungi.”
determination toh behen ka top classssssssssssss hai. where do ppl get such mental will from? i face the slightest inconvenience and i need a 6 hour nap to cope.
LMAO VANSH YOU DUMBASS YOU LEFT HER WITH HER PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. YOU KNOW SHE'S A SPY AND HAS SOMEONE ON THE OUTSIDE. YOU WANTED HER NOT TO GET TO RAGINI BUT NOW SHE CAN JUST CALL WHOEVER SHE’S WORKING WITH TO GET RAGINI THE HELP. GOD, BEWAKOOFON KI TOLI HAI YEH SHOWWWWWWWW.
ab yaad aayi kabir ki. my god, he seems like such a mellow weirdo now compared to vansh, just into some casual costume-changing and quasi fratricide. almost a tolerable level of deranged compared to this other fucking madman.
sent a voice note to him.
SHE HEARD SOMEONE COMING AND FLUNG THE PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM INTO A PILE OF CLOTHES. OH HO WHYYYYYYYYYYYY, YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY JUST HID IT BACK UNDER THE PILLOWS WHERE YOU FOUND IT!?!?!??!?!?!?
“hi riddhima! tumhe iss haal mein dekh kar, dil ko bohut sukoon mil raha hai.”
asldkfsjflkjdslfkjdl i honestly love her the most. she's so fucking petty and hilarious.
ishani is like thank god bhai has seen fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally seen your real face.
“sirf vansh ne hi nahi, inn sab mein maine bhi vansh ka asli chehra dekh liya hai.”
“kya matlab hai tumhara?!?!!”
ok, i'm thinking ishani is shadow girl. from day 1, she’s wanted riddhima to see vansh in a certain way; as someone dangerous, the way he projects himself. (as opposed to dadi and siya who want her to see his soft side.) this statement from riddhima makes her wary that did she get close to the actual truth. INTERESTING. VERYYYYYYYYY INTERESTINGGGGG.
she's now grumbling about how vansh treats her much better than she actually deserves. I REALLY WANT MORE INSIGHT INTO THIS BROTHER SISTER RELATIONSHIP THEY HAVE IT'S SO INTRIGUINGGGGGGGG
le, kapde chale gaye laundry. phone ke saath.
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precap: kabir listened to the voice note and now him and mummy are in panic about ragini disclosing the truth about 3 years ago. RE DEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OFC THESE TWO WERE INVOLVED IN THAT KAAND TOO. LITERALLY EVERY ONE IN THIS SHOW IS A DERANGED MENACE TO SOCIETY.
kabir coming to meet riddhima.
but ofc.
ugh she turned back saying “K.........” and he's like there's literally no one in this house whose name starts with K.
*facepalms for allllll eternity till my godforsaken face itself falls off.*
i think i’ll go watch s2 of mirzapur now. i need something ~~~light and fluffffffffffy~~~ to take my mind off whatever the FUCK this was.
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Andy would you like to have you for dinner tonight? Sure Kimmi I would love to! We haven’t seen each other in a few weeks both of us have been pretty busy and for me I finally had three days off, I haven’t had anything planned after work and a something woke up inside me after we hung up, as the days closed at work I hurried on to my place and jumped into the shower, while the water cascades down my body two things happened, one I was feeling my age every part of me was sore from work, and two what should I wear? We hadn’t seen each other in a while …. Looking down my body I realized I hadn’t been upkeeping and set about taking care of shaving the sparse hair on me, ……. After getting out of the shower shaving in the mirror and checking to make sure I wasn’t running late, I heard a knocking at my door, frowning who could that be? Wrapping my robe around me and washing the remaining cream off my face, I answer the door, Hi babes!!! you said brightly can I come in? Kimmi you never need to ask to come in I said, opening the door as you breezed in leaning up and giving me a kiss, if you give me a minute ill be ready hun!, still looking at you with still surprise on my face, smiling at me take your time Andy, do you need help? There it was that smile that melts me and sets me on fire…… Uhh…. I sputtered…… taking me by the terrycloth rope around my wait you pull me to the bedroom, HMMMMM what shall you wear tonight? I heard you murmur coming to stop in front of the bed, I know !!! Looking up at me as you un knot my robe, I told you I wanted you for dinner tonight! The dawning comes to me as the light bulb in my head brightens and pops, your hand grabbing my semi erect cock, the look in your eyes takes hold of me, im at your mercy, the look on your face acknowledges my understanding… I am yours……. Stroking my cock slowly, Andy I have missed you allot! , your body language responding to your words as I see your nipples piercing your shirt, without a word as we look at each other your hand stroking on shaft and thumb rubbing the clear liquid over the head and under it, I open your shirt, we are both barley breathing, gearing up for what comes next, your shirt open I see that you are braless the beast inside of me starts stirring, as you pull the robe of me as I fall to my knees pulling your pants down, the scent of your slit begging me, looking up at you as I grab your waist turn you to the bed, no sooner after you sit down your legs are parted open your lips creamy wet from excitement, I growl deep looking up at you inches away from your pussy, my dinner…… feeling my tongue come out spreading wide starting at your juicy opening letting it slip in then up taking all your slick juice on my tongue, up to your throbbing straining clit, narrowing the tip of my tongue stabbing and lapping at the bottom I know your clit has filled out and hard as my cock head is, making you wait just moment I hear the groan of anticipation OOOOOOOO pleaseeeee was all I could hear in the next moment my mouth and tongue attacks your clit sucking it in deep teeth brushing along the straining flesh of it and my tongue lashing it back and forth as I increase suction and then release it as if I was latching on your beautiful breasts , before you know it my fingers are inside you, pushing in deep and then back out back in deeper as I maneuver your legs further apart to go deeper, finding that spot where your clit sits above and stroking it in unison with my tongue , the gasps escaping from you growing frantic as I know you are so close applying pressure to your clit with my tongue as it lashes faster up and down the length of your clit sucking harder pulling your clit up deeper into my mouth, the pressure of my fingers stroking under it sends you over the edge AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK your scream of relief echoing off the walls as juice coasts my fingers and chin AAHAIAHAIAHAIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, easing the suction off your throbbing clit I slow down until your regain your breath….. Andy I have missed that baby!… panting that exclamation out… reaching down and pulling me up to you, our lips meet and we kiss deeply tongue washing over each other and then our chins tasting your sweet cum between us, my cock is at your opening starting to press between your lips, Not yet babes, I told you I wanted you for dinner tonight smiling at me biting my lip pushing me off you and pressing me to the bed, kissing me down my chest over my belly your hand already on my filled sack, now it was your turn to look up at me lips inches away from my seeping fat cock head…. When was the last time you came babes? I came in you was the last time Kimmi! And it was true after that I gotten so busy I didn’t even think about stroking my cock, but I dreamt of you every night and woke up in the morning with a hard on…. Looking for the truth in my eyes and seeing it, you know your prize will be swiftly coming……. Hands on my balls gently caressing them as I watch your sweet tongue come out and lick the opening of my head, tasting that pre cum as it starts to really pour out, HMMM babes you taste so good….. before I know it your mouth is over my head tongue pressed to the shaft as you slowly go up and down on me, I feel spit coating my sack and your fingers rubbing it in and down smearing it to the mound underneath, pressing it.. every time you do you taste more of my extra seed as it oozes out in wads, you hum a little taking me further in, pushing me deeper to your throat and then backing off, hearing my growl deeper and my shaft getting thicker, without warning your head goes all the way down and my cock pushes deep in your throat you holding me there then pulling your head back up knowing the next time will cause me to spurt, looking up at me you see my eyes are wide and intense my pupils open wide covering most of the blue, then down you went tongue pressed to my shaft as you apply suction to my cock, breaking the suction just as my head enters your throat puts me over the edge my body goes rigid as I suck in a gulp of air, you feel it move up my shaft, then the twitch and warm white hot liquid shoots its first shot in your throat then as your mouth moves up the rest of my ejaculation fills your sweet mouth, the taste is pungent and salty while you gup down your prize milking me of all my sperm until I settle down from relief, but not stopping, keeping your cock hard for he needs to fill sate your wet pussy…… looking up at me as you lick the white froth from your lips, you smile wickedly … its mine babes….. moving your hand up and down my semi hard cock feeling the blood fill it back up, seeing the rage at not Sharing me in our kiss, hand gripping my shaft making my head swell and turn purple, fuck me Andy fuck me hard……….. knowing me, the result will be fulfilling , the look in my eyes the beast inside me unleashing as I get up off the bed grab your waist spin you around pushing your feet to the floor, your ass up in the air I spread it wide making the star wink at me, the rage inside me takes hold, and I thrust inside your pussy hard and deep, the fast thrust goes deep pushing the wall at the top of your pussy you look back at me the command in your voice fuck me hard!!!!!! Unleashed grabbing your waist your ass meeting my thrusts deep hard pounding the wall on the top of your pussy, my hand comes down smacking your ass cheek with every thrust of my cock, the sound of flesh meeting flesh, the tingling feeling on your cheeks, pushing hard as you cum hard your screams of more over take you, meeting my thrust not stopping and getting harder, AAHAIAHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck me harder HARDER!!!!!!!!!! Pulling out I spin you around on the bed, grabbing your legs pushing them to my shoulders, I plow back in you your legs wet from al the hot juice running out your pussy, my hands grab your tits, I tug and pull your nipples while your finger slaps your clit, my balls slapping your brown hole the sound wet with each thrust, OOOOOOO FUCKKKKKK BABY.. giving up rubbing your cumming pussy pulling me down to you while your heels press and kick my ass keeping me deep in you, nails crawling my back, the biggest orgasm ignites from deep inside you, sending sparks leaping to me, my balls tighten up as we both reach the peak at the same time, holding it there on the edge….. with a thrust so hard you feel it through your body my cock head pressed to your wall AAHAIAHAAAAAAA, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the rumbling inside me increasing the howling leaving my mouth joining yours.. the final thrust you feel sperm splatter the deepest part of your pussy, the hot cream washing over the top of your pussy, your juices squirt and gush out of you soaking the bed, we cry and moan collapsing into each other’s arms panting….. … Holding you afterwards your head on my chest, feeling my hands and fingers caresses your shoulders and back after making love you were still having aftershocks, finally relaxing you kiss me, hmmm baby we should not wait so long….. Kissing you back we have the weekend to make up for what we missed my love… clutching me to you, I watch your eyes close and finally join you in a much needed rest……
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