#fuckwords

[twisteddickpalace]

disco elysium really is a master class in fucked up characters that i would defend with my life. like i am fully aware that harry du bois was not a very good person before his amnesia and that some of his bad attitudes and beliefs (or all, depending on how you play) are still very much present in his psyche, and i myself recognize and critique those aspects of his character both in my own mind and in discussion with others, but that doesn't mean that a part of my soul doesn't start crying and throwing things whenever i see someone say that harry is irredeemable or undeserving of love because goddamnit he's still human and he's still capable of growth and he still does good things (again, depending on how you play) even in the impossibly bleak world he lives in and he's got an undeniable drive to change things for the better and. and. fuck me man, he gives me hope, and i think he's a beautiful character and also very fuckable

#idk man i saw someone talking about how they didn't like harry because he's “creepy” and it got to my head i guess lol #i think there's also something to be said about how a lot of people talk about harry that way because he's not conventionally attractive #if you play through the entirety of disco elysium and still agree with harry's assessment of his own face i'm killing you #cough. anyway #fuckwords #disco elysium #harry du bois

[ottoz0ne]

I love Molinock to death I just think comic otto is criminally underrated.

#comic otto also gets plus points for being so cringefail #i didnt love the current run comic otto at first but he grew on me #particularly after he said the fuckword #doc ock #spiderman 2 #superior spider man #doctor octopus #otto octavius

[blinkpen]

wait hold up did everyone suddenly become OK with saying anything about Heckuva Badshow that isn't completely unearned praise/did everyone only start mocking viv's mind-numbingly juvenile writing style WHILE I WAS GONE???

you bastards

i have a STOCKPILE of burns i thought i'd never get to use because too many people were still willing to roleplay as mr burns' hounds on her behalf or simply report back to base camp so she could scream SICCEM before insisting she is but a tender wee lamb who needs protection from The Haters while turning on her white woman tears and calling her connections demanding they not give someone a job bc they didn't laugh when she spent an entire workday following them around going PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! FUCK! SEX! PENIS! ASS! FUCK! PENIS! HAHAHAHA! GET IT? PENIS, the FUCK ORGAN, lol, PENIS EXIST! REMEMBER? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS! You know, like in Sausage Party? the best comedy film ever made? the one i made a nazi oc for? wait what huh who said that was it the wind shut up anyway PENIS PENIS PENIS Poor Person Supremacists Are Real and Just As Bad As Bad as Aristocrats Who Strangle Their......... Indentured Servants Bc Their Wife Is Being Bitchy PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK WANG DICK SCHLONG WILLY WANG WONG WOMEN ARE STUPID WHOOOOOOORES AND FAT PEOPLE ARE DISGUUUUUSTING! LOSE WEIGHT OR YOU ARE GROSS! THE BAD KIND OF GROSS, UNLIKE THE GOOD GROSS OF SKINNY CIS DICK DICK PENIS PENIS HORSE WEINER SEMEN! YAOI YAOI YAHOOOOOOO oohhMy Cartoon Dad is Sooooo Sad..... so sad, he is like Bojack, only instead of Herb being a total bitch, he and everyone else magically instantly forgives MY bojack without him even giving a proper apology, so he's like, an IMPROVED Bojack, that's how good MY writing is..... so good... so genius... genius like Penius... maverick, more like... maver-dick.... yeah that's it... i'm such a shakeup in the world of Mature Dialogue... Cocktopus... Lesbian Named Vagina.... Clittorissa clit slit penis jizzlord squirt.... oh man Look at my Sad Cartoon Dad Again... Look How Sad he is... Please Say You Want to Fuck Him... Please Fuck My Cartoon Dad.... While I Watch... Let Me Watch You Fuck My Cartoon Dad..... With Your PENIS! LOL! PENIS PENIS PENIS PEE-

hey yeah okay this is turning into a rough draft of bit in and of itself already huh i should stop and dig out the Good Stuff vs just doing a bad viv impression that still manages to be funnier than an entire season plus of scripts combined

#her writing style is just too easy to mock once you start its VERY hard to stop #because yknow. it's easy. it's easy to do it. because the OG writing itself is easy. it's lazily written and therefore can be lazily aped. #if you didn't want this style of critique to happen you shoulda come up with at least One joke distinct enough to be Worth Quoting #you know like come up with a single bit so good it can then have its goodness ruined by overexposure as people parrot it exactly ad nauseum #instead of 'nearly every manifestation of comedy is just a variation of throwing fuckwords in randomly so that's all i have to do' #that's why any additional effort becomes noticeable gravy on this bed of under-cooked half-mashed potatoes #almost like there is learned craft to writing and she shoulda absorbed some instead of deciding she was too good to benefit from feedback #oop

[the-heaminator]

I read somewhere that Canadians swear more than the Americans, and even the Brits...👀

#Is this a fancy ass way to say that I want matt to say the fuckword. Yes. Yes it is #Hws canada #The heam speaks

[safyresky]

🆕 Crystal Springs Chapter 28: Not My Style now up on ao3!

and ff dot net I suppose, but I am beginning to very vibe with ao3 tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ANYWAY.

Chapter 28: Not My Style (ao3 | ff.net)

As the dust settles after Pyros's defeat, a decision must be made on what to do with the wannabe King.

Other stuff happens, too! the Frosts are all at the Pole now, yes ALL of them. Um. There's Blangst. Cold Front angst. The Twins being amazing, stunning, showstopping. and yes there is Blinter just being absolutely gross and unable to not kiss for 5 seconds. Idk man. They were really overly affectionate this chapter. Probably almost being killed would do that to you???? OH AND we got the "1 (one) fuck word allowed" bit this chapter! Wait until you see who gets it ;)

We also get to meet a whole new bunch of magibeans! enough names were dropped that I made a little (long) lore post you can find right here! Now then.

HAVE AN EXCERPT:

Mother Nature waited a moment, studying everyone in the room closely before continuing. “Thank you all for coming together so fast on such short notice. Seeing as how those of us who were responsible for the imprisonment of one Pyros Frost last time are all gathered, let’s began, shall we?” “Yes, let’s,” Gwen said, smoothing out her skirts and clasping her hands respectfully. “PLEASE, I am DYING to know what the goddamn hell happened here! The suspense may actually kill me.” Cheri gasped overdramatically, clutching at pearls that did not exist around her bare neck. Gwen snorted. “Oh, please. Like something that simple would kill you—" “Wait,” Blaise interrupted, brow furrowed. “This is everyone?” “I’m afraid so, dear,” Mother Nature confirmed. “We’re all that’s left?” “Survival of the fittest, hot stuff.” “Godrick?” “Rosehaven’d,” Cheri said, admiring her nails. “Novus?” “Rosehaven’d.” “Indigo?!” “Caught up in a tinker! Said they were in the middle of a breakthrough, it was crucial, and if you needed any chains like that again to just commission them,” Gwen said, chipper. “Bartholomule?” “Shifted into mule form in 1783 and hasn’t been seen since. Probably also Rosehaven’d.” “OR living a happy little life as a happy little mule.” “He’s probably living a dead, dead life as a dead, dead mule.” “CHERI!” “GLENDA!” “What about Peggy? Pepper? Birch?” “Rosehaven’d, stuck in the curse ward, enlightened.” Gwen ticked each one off on her fingers, tilting her head in thought. “Birch really lives up to her name now! She hit omnipotent a couple of centuries back.” “The tree look really works for her.” “It does!” “What about Kharl?” Cheri cackled. “Got Toad’ed!” “Cheri.” “Ah-ah-ah Tara! Don’t Cheri me. T’was GLENDA who dunnit!” “He KNOWS what he DID!” Gwen insisted. Blaise’s frown deepened, his hair dimming. “Really feeling your age now I’ll bet, eh, Dad?” Blaise side eyed Jack, unamused. “Sorry, sorry. I’m coping.” Blaise sighed. “At least one of us is.”

Ready to see what tf happens to Pyros? Check out Chapter 28: Not My Style HERE on ao3 and HERE on fanfiction dot net!

Want to take this delightful fic from the top? Check out the Prologue: An Encounter HERE on ao3 and HERE on ff dot net! Summary below the cut, along with the usual author ramblies :3

It's been almost a year since Jack Frost thawed and things are looking...well, not so great. Jack's powers are seemingly gone. Without them, the Dome that keeps the North Pole safe from the cold and its magic controlled is melting, putting everything and everyone magical at risk. Unable to hide his power shortage any longer, Jack is forced to admit the truth. Thankfully, there is a solution: enacting the Legate Law, bringing Jack and the sister that he hurt so many centuries ago back together again. But when Jacqueline starts experiencing destructive blackouts, the pair are forced to head back home to Crystal Springs, bringing Jack face to face with the rest of the family. Needless to say, between getting his powers back, helping his sister figure out what in the FROST those blackouts even were, reconciling with his parents, meeting the two even younger siblings he didn't even KNOW he had, NOT TO MENTION the ancient threat that's had it out for the ENTIRE Frost family finally making a move? Saving Christmas (regrettably) is looking to be a little bit...complicated.

First off, APOLOGIES FOR PUSHING IT BACK A WEEK! I needed some more time for Chapter 29 and my husbando got sicko with covido so I was pulling double duty instead of the usual 50/50 split and THEN some bc this man has no concept of relaxing I s2g.

BUT! HE IS BETTER NOW, AND I AM ON THE LAST SCENE OF CHAPTER 29! SO THAT'LL BE READY FOR NEXT WEEK (CRIBMAS CHAPPIE!) AND THEN CHAPTER 30. UH. AT SOME POINT. Given that I've yet to start it 😔

BUT IT IS DRAFTED VIA NOTES!

Anyway, your regularly scheduled AN:

🆕 This Chapter:

Changed Pyros's sentence to something way worse than it was before

Named every Governor AND the people who imprisoned Pyros the first time->you can check out a rundown of their names and positions and some fun facts about them HERE

WORD COUNT: OG CS 2014 Chapter->4,519k words (what) CS 202X Chapter-> 15,172k words (CACKLING)

what a fucking DIFFERENCE

mostly I shored up a LOT of CS Lore this chapter! Hell yeah!

but YEAH. ENJOY! Hopefully I see you all next week with Chapter 29--fingers crossed!!! :3

#crystal springs #cs on ao3 #cs updates #the santa clause #the santa clause 3 #the santa clauses #dani writes #fanfic #jack frost #ocs #tsc jack frost #WINTER TAKES THE FUCK FOLKS #it's what she deserves #espesh since next chapter jacquie will be saying many fuckwords in....THE MIND SCAPE #Hopefully i can finish the final scene tonight and uh. move on to chapter 30! #THE FINAL CHAPTER #SHE'S ALMOST HERE #I wanted to have it up on cribmas but alas. between rona and falling behind? yeah #BUT IT'S COOL. I WILL NOT RUSH. I WILL TAKE MY TIME SO THAT IT'S THE BESTEST ENDING YOU COULD ALL DREAM OF!! #then 2024 we'll focus on posting Frostmas over #and finishing the draft of its #and we'll see how that goes!! #i've also got a silly little smile shot in the works #i got really mad about rudolph #whoops 🙃🙃

[raytaku]

Hearing snippets of what Rayman is doing in Captain Laserhawk is the funniest shit to me

I don't think I've ever heard spoilers This funny before

#okay it's not the spoilers Themselves but the shock to the system that it brings #now that I think abt it it kinda fits seeing how he liked to party in the main games but I wasn't expecting to hear abt him party This hard #i was expecting the fuckwords but not the Cowgirl

[deweydecimalchickens]

Things that have interrupted my ascents of Moelfre over the past two years:

1. Bad weather+ worse visibility

2. The book said nothing about All These Fucking Rocks

3. Going back to chase this lost + crying calf towards the hole in the fence before mum's herd goes out of sight on the road below

#Moelfre #To give it its full name #FUCKING MOELFRE #Rhinogydd #Snowdonia #Running to the rescue while saying a lot of fuckwords

[nothwell]

gee willikers Mr. Microsoft Word i sure do hope my readers aren't offended by the fuckword in my 175k novel about two dudes BDSM raw-dogging it in every corner of fantasy!Venice

#fiorenzo #writeblr

[gnar-slabdash]

Actually: Game Time! Every character gets one fuckword in the whole original series. Where do you put it? ex. i just put in a vote for nate to say “i fucked up” instead of “screwed up” during his performance in the Long Goodbye Job

#a metaphorical vote there is no ballot box #anyone who says parker doesn’t swear will be forcibly removed from the brewpub #leverage #nate ford #parker leverage #alec hardison #eliot spencer #sophie devereaux

[tiwtdafs]

taylor should say the fuckword on rep tv

#olive.txt

[twisteddickpalace]

actually i'm saying it publicly i don't give a fuck

#fun fact ​this was fueled by me seeing someone unironically describe vinny vinesauce as an old man #and like. sure. someone can feel old at almost any age depending on their lived experiences #and i as an 18-year-old am probably not the most qualified to gatekeep old age #but like. come on man. a guy who's not even 40 is not an old man #fuckwords #sure i'll tag disco why not #disco elysium

[atdutiesend]

{ @avaloniamagus | con't }

Merlin had started inching away the more the rant had gone on, keeping himself at a fair distance before he laughed nervously. “I think I could tell just by how quickly you started swearing.”

"I also swear up a storm during combat." For all of his ranting, he's also draped across his flower rug with one arm over his eyes, a goblet of something that looked suspiciously like a milkshake in the other hand. "Have I really not used all my fuckwords in front of you before?"

#isekaiposting #avaloniamagus #service with a smile; merlin

[blinkpen]

petty haterade in a little dixie cup

killing me how many of the "as written by viv" bits end up being unironically funny bc there is still an at least unconscious level of an Actual Joke being Told, despite the piss being taken of "no jokes, sentences are charmless and the boring boilerplate bare minimum of what is needed to communicate info, and then the comedy is they just swear a lot"

like every molecule in people resists just how banal you have to get to really, truly, properly emulate this hot garbage, and so they end up sliding in actually well-wordsmithed sentences that make the deliberately over-used swears still hit at the most critical points of the verbal scaffolding, instead of becoming like. the linguistic equivalent of dumping salt onto a overcooked burger patty you just scrapped all other condiments and accoutrements off of.

and then, even funnier, some stans will go "haha you're just proving saying Dicky RapeAss Poopoo Titty as comedy IS hilarious!" oh, buddy, no, no, actually, while Tasteless Fuckword Comedy working is possible, it requires a honed blade and actual wit to cut good lines. all this meme has actually proven is that viv's scalpel is dull as fuque and she is so breathtakingly bad at it that even people trying to make something stupid juvenile and unfunny on purpose are manifesting better punchlines.

you're just able to laugh at both because your standards are lower than spongebob's coochie on the cold kitchen floor. you can bust a gut at brickleberry tier humor in prettier paint and good for you i guess? you're either a young person who has not had the time/life experience to be exposed to a broader palette of media and culture yet, or a middle aged person who has willingly kept the spectrum of their media diet pretty narrow, like, as a demographic, you are generally among the lowest common denominator of Consumer and easily pleased, i'm happy for you in a way, i wish i could get good brain chemical that easily.

just don't take it personal when the desiccating white castle sliders you consume religiously are not considered gourmet, or even remotely palatable, by other humans,

especially vegetarians and human rights types who are Concerned about the sound of wailing cattle and cracking whips coming from the kitchen, and the manager's insatiable habit of dragging cooks (and sometimes even customers who just drew something from her menu wrong on a napkin) out into the parking lot by their hair and screaming at the top of her millionaire-since-birth white woman lungs that her delicate tender ass is under attack to summon The Horde

#hhhhverse tag of spite #oh that wandered away from my original spill oops #sorry its just 'is a horrible person' supercedes 'made hot garbage' so i can't complain about the latter without veering into the former lo #if these shows were JUST overpolished turds i would hardly bother giving a shit how much they suck #but wrongdoing is committed to create them and maintain their relevance and that's A Bad

[charlottan]

Just heard somebody say fuckword in a song. We should label that filth with bad asss black boxes.

[yallalreadyknowitsunderale]

You're so good at writing Jevil and Spam! Any tips on how to get better?

Oh thank you! That's very kind of you! I just try my best is all !

Funny Opinions under the cut:

If I have any advice it would be to focus less on the character's "catchphrases" and moreso on the way that they speak

If you notice, I don't commonly use "Kromer/Big Shot" for Spamton or "I can do anything!" for Jevil

I feel like with a lot of Toby's characters, if you get too caught up on their most identifiable gimmicks or phrases, it can make you miss out on the specific quirks of their actual Voice, which can make it difficult to try and emulate in your own work

Just try and speak in the character's voice without using those catchphrases. Focus more on getting the feeling of their actual speech first, and then begin reincorporating them into their speech

I also try to make it a point to stick to what is explicitly presented in canon as much as possible. (This is harder with Jevil due to how little screentime he gets (@toby, you better show some love to my clown before the game ends) but still, I try to align as close as I can)

For Spamton specifically, I think it's important to keep in mind that he's like. Kind of a sleezy self absorbed asshole. I think a lot of fanworks tend to focus on the more pitiable side of his character and don't bring enough attention to the fact that he is willing to and does in fact do terrible things for his own personal gain.

You have to be willing to let Spamton be kind of a shitty, selfish guy. He's a victim for sure, but he's not an entirely blameless victim of circumstance. And I think if you ignore that, you'll lose a really critical piece of his character.

Also he's really vulgar. He says a lot of fuckwords. any spamton sentence can be made better by adding more fuckwords

WHAT THE [@%$!] DO YOU MEAN YOU [tootsie roll]!!! I'M TOTALLY [an entirely blameless victim of circumstance]!!!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! I [promise]!!! I'M [innocent]!!!! IT WAS ALL THAT [Late Night Television]'S FAULT!!!

I... I... PLEASE STOP [taking the furniture out of my room]....

Jevil is harder. It's mostly just feeling it out personally, I feel like I don't have a super great grasp on it myself, but I stick to the general "mysticism" of his voice as a baseline. Until we get more Jevil Content I'll always feel like my specific interpretation is a little more off the mark than I'd like, but I do my best.

I always try and write his dialogue with the idea that he knows more than he lets on, (even me, the writer) but the logic he uses is entirely unique to him. The language he uses is vague and nonsensical, but that's not intentional on his part. He understands it perfectly, and that's all he needs. If you don't understand it, that's not something he concerns himself with.

UEE HEE HEE! WHAT A FASCINATING THING THAT IS!

MY KNOWLEDGE EXTENDS BEYOND YOUR VIEW, BUT IF YOU DO NOT KNOW IT, I CANNOT SAY IT. I WONDER, THEN, WHO IS TRULY TRAPPED. ME, BY YOUR VOICE, OR YOU, BY YOUR FOLLY.

UEE HEE HEE! I SUPPOSE IT MATTERS NOT !

But yeah idk! Just mess around! Have fun! Put the characters in stupid situations in your head and think about how they would respond! Go nuts! Go Crazy!

#onion

[sunlitmcgee]

having only seen clips and songs from the new show, I also thought it was really weird to make the angels. like that. Like I kind of thought the whole point was criticizing strict, bigoted, cruel ideas of the church. So I thought it'd make sense for the angels to at least have an uptight outward persona even if they still behaved as vulgar/horny/whatever in some instances and also it would just kinda help contrast hell with heaven better

LITERALLYYYYYYYY but noooooo, here's Adam. as in Adam from Eden. and he's saying fuckwords and calls himself the original dick. wahghghhhgfgh

#ask #and why he have Horns? who know!!!!